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2025-06-04
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Love and the hoodwinked gangster more like

Summary:

This is a fanfic about a single love, american style skit

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"But, Homer, you really love me? You promise?"

Homer looks to the window, then back at the pretty thing in his arms.

She's beautiful: bouncy blonde hair, pouty lips soft to the touch. Skin smooth and warm, so tender to him. Compared to his rough hands.

She's a wonder.

How did he bag such a girl?

"You'll be gentle, right?"

"'Course I will, honey."

She looks at him, and her eyes are so big and scared.

"Don't you worry your pretty head, baby, I'll be good to you."

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I dont know. I like jerry orbach + bernadette peters and they were so pretty together