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may I suggest polyamory changed "may I suggest polyamory" to "Pink"
Pink: my tummy hurts :(
Black: probably because you've spent the last 9 hours listening to the same song on repeat.
Pink: HOW DO YOU KNOW
Black: I have admin on your phone
Black: btw your music taste is CRINGE
Pink: says the MCR listener
Jester: can we accept that you're both the cringest people to exist
Black: I WILL NOT TAKE MCR SLANDER MASTER. NOT UNDER MY ROOF.
Pink: doom bongos
Black: DESTROYA MENTION!???!?!?
Black: Gerard way jorking it live on stage in 4k no ads
Pink: WHAT.
Black: Gerard way jorking it on stage no ads
Black: I'm copying him
Pink: WHAT THE FUCK
Pink: I have your location
Pink: WHY are you in the faerie kingdom
Candy: bro doesn't know
Silver: bro doesn't know ANYTHING.
Pink: why am I being criticized for my intelligence.
Silver: WE'RE DATING!???????? dumb fuck
Pink: @Black k-k-kitten?!?!? is this real!???!?! 👿
Black: I'm going to kill you with my bare hands
Grim: I'm going to kill YOU with my bare hands
Black: i'm not making it past 26 am I
Grim: No
Black: 😿
Candy: why is pink salt harassing me on pinterest
Candy: @Pink also WHY is your username that
Pink: we don't talk about that.
Pink: harassing the homophobic child day 67
Jester: 67 🗣🗣
Candy: I'm not homophobic
Candy: beating the homophobic allegations
Pink: you told me to kms because I'm aroace a week ago
Candy: that was a joke.... :(
Candy: anyways I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!?
Pink: I feel immense pity for what unfortunate soul is cursed to have to deal with your insufferable ass
Candy: :(