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“ I ate yo son ” said Jepex, and his kind face turned into a very evil grin as the mold overcame him.
And these were the worst words that Mapic would ever hear in his entire life. Jepex, a once trusted friend and teammate has mistaken his pet goldfish for a tasty snack, cooking it in the furnace and chomping on it with his greedy mouth. Mapic was seething with rage inside of him. He was like a wolf, ready to tear out his guts. This was unacceptable.
Jepex stuck his tongue out, taunting Mapic and jumping from side to side with his arms out like a stupid ghoul. The mold was all over his hands. Yuck. “Hahahaha!”
‘’You will pay for this!’’ Mapic shouted. ‘’Boooyyyssss!’’ He yelled out and Spoke, MinuteTech, and Jimmy Hopkins appeared from the back. They walked towards Jepex menacingly and were about to strike.. Jepex had nowhere to go now, gulp. ‘’G-guys we can talk about this! It was a silly mistake!’’ Jepex pleaded… But will they be kind enough to spare him?
MinuteTech grumbled to himself and shook his head at the sight of the puny moldy ass Jepex. “No bro yo ate Mapic son” He uppercutted Jepex with his spiky cool fist, and when the blow landed Jepex had tears in his moldy eyes, shaking with fear and adrenaline. And mold. He then grabbed MinuteTech by the shoulders and threw him onto the ground, but Spoke tackled him when he let his guard down…
Minute let out a blood curling shriek as Jepex had infected him with the Mold Touch . It was a fatal disease, Mapic jumped down and maced Jepex with his mace.
KABOOOOOOOOMMM! The blocks went everywhere, shattering windows and particles in the air, it split atoms into sixths. Jepex was instantly dead in a huge crater with acidic moldy spores coming out of him. MinuteTech was shaking from pure fear of being infected. ‘’Is there an antidote? There has to be one, right? I can not die like this… I will not become MoldTech !’’
“Dont worry, brotosynthesis. We will find a way to save you!” Spoke bellowed with a surplus of great, mighty confidence, and he jogged off swiftly. I dont know where he went. Ok. Meanwhile, Mapic was quarantining Minutetech with Stone Walls and throwing water at him in the hopes that it would cleanse his soul of Mold. MinuteTech shook off the water droplets like a feral, rabid dog, and he had moldy rabies foam trickling from his jaws.
Mapics eyes widened as he started throwing more water at Minute like it was gonna do anything to help. Spoke then came back with PrinceZam, who claimed to also be an exorcist and volunteered to cleanse Minute of the Mold Touch . ‘’Where is he?’’ Zam Announced. Mapic pointed to the stone box that had a ferocious MinuteTech inside. Mapic was still sprinkling water at him but then Zam told him to stop. ‘’Will he be okay?’’ Spoke asked, having hope that his teammate will be safe and sound. Zam shrugged his shoulders and equipped a splash potion of weakness and a golden apple. ‘’I don't know. Just let me try this’’.
“What the fumold? Ich bin human, nein Zombi e Villager.” MinuteTech shook his head in despair, and some spores (and little spokes?) came off his hair. Dont ask about the spokelice. But when he splashed with the potion, he immediately seemed sedated. Goodie goodie!! Zam was chuffed to bits with himself, and he gently spoonfed the golden apple to MinuteTech, who hit a boogie with glee at the taste.
Zam almost screamed when he saw a Little Spoke jump at him, immediately shoving it away. ‘’You guys didn't tell me he had SPOKELICE!’’ Zam shouted in fury, almost dropping the large spoon he was using to spoonfeed Minute. Spoke and Mapic looked away in guilt and shame ‘’Sorry bro.’’ they both said in unison.
Zam shook his head and looked back towards Minute, who was seemingly having a steady recovery so far. ‘’Thanks dude, I already feel like myself again!’’ Minute exclaimed with joy, standing up before Zam pushed him back. ‘’We need to get rid of the SPOKELICE!’’ He pulled out a lice comb and started aggressively tugging on his hair and combing the stubborn Little Spokes out of it. ‘’Come on, how does it even get THIS BAD!!!!!!’’ Zam yelled to himself.
“My bad! My bad! My bad!” All the little SpokeLice chirped, running out of the hair follicles immediately, and scuttling off to find a more welcoming home. Awwww! Poor spokelice… Goochie goochie goo. Spoke almost shed a tear at the sight of his… Descendents? Being so independent. Now MinuteTech was free of his burdens and they all wanted a feast. So they turned to Jepex.
‘’Are you guys thinking what Im thinking?...’’ Mapic looked at the others. And they all nodded but Zam seemed Unaware. ‘’Lets cleanse him of the mold first!’’ Jepex was quickly sponged out and almost all of the mold was gone. Mapic was the first to grab his knife and fork and ready to dig in, he took a bite but spit it out. ‘’Ew this guy tastes fucking disgusting! Even my goldfish would have tasted better… Dont yo eat my son ever again, Jepex.’’ Mapic complained and threw his utensils out the shattered window, the others saw his reaction and decided to not eat him as well. Maybe he would click the respawn button after a week or two, who knows…
Spoke had an Idea. What if Left Ear tasted good? So he took a big bite. And it was not goof. So he spat it out. “We ate yo ear”
Wait for more chapter.