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(Suzy Sheep’s perspective) Yes, you read it right, my best friend Peppa's a chav. It’s really really bad because she actually swore that she’d never be one of them ever. Here’s what happened: Back at the last day of year six, me and Peppa were playing with dolls making parodies of what happened in year six in my home. “Edmond, wanna be in my group?” a doll asked, parodying a boy
“Don’t worry about them, let all of us allow you into our amazing group!” a doll interrupted parodying another boy We both bursted into laughter obviously- how could they be so stupid that they needed Edmond, a nine year old (going to year 4 next year he was in year two when that happened), into their group?
“What other stories do you remember, Suzy?” Peppa queried me
.. I was stumped
“I don’t actually know,” I replied to Peppa “maybe we can do what would happen in high school..”
“High school!” Peppa said, in a way similar to George pig when he was younger (I think he’s going to year four next year)
“Alright, if you say so.” I replied, hoping for the best, knowing the other absurd events we just did,
“Yoo, this girl is leng” Peppa started roleplaying in a deep voice, trying to mimic a secondary school boy’s voice
“Who?” I played along
“That girl in the corridor”
“Oooh! I see it now! Gyat dayum she.. got.. a big ass!” (I was holding in laughter don’t judge me) “Wanna ask her out?”
“Nahh, you do it”
“She’s a chav, innit?”
“Innit but I am not asking her out!” Then we stopped.
“Speaking of chavs.. on god I am not being a chav!” Peppa stated That sure was a way of denying being a chav. She really used to despise them for being ‘pick me girls’ and others reasons I couldn’t be arsed to remember.
“Me neither!” I said, trying to relate to Peppa. Obviously there was something wrong with her that I’m just not sure about. Then footsteps came up the stairs, louder then the last as we both froze with our ears perking up.
“Can you SHUT UP!?! I’m revising for the GCSEs.” Charlotte shouted. Peppa was red trying to hold in her laughter.
“Don’t.” Charlotte has threatened Peppa, which if you know ANYTHING about her, she’s a goldfish with a shark fin stuck onto her back. Then Peppa left out a laughter so infectious that even Charlotte fell back first to laugh.
“Okay, just be quiet for real, I did karate and you won’t want to know what happened”
“You did karate for one year, and even then you only had a green belt.” I replied Then Charlotte slammed our door shut just strong enough to make a loud bang but soft enough not to break the door.
“Is your..” “My cousin usually like this? No, she just does that because she’s on her period.” I hope high school’s not bad..