Animatronic CG Headcannons Because Why Not

by Diamond_Dusty

Summary:

I wish I had the evil movie mental illnesses and not the "I want old robotic furries to hold me' type

Chapter 1: Rolfe Dewolfe (My Faaave)

🐺🎤ROLFE🐺🎤

 

"Of course the kid wants ME to be a caregiver! Who wouldn't!?"

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He wants to dress you in a bunch of cute outfits, shows you off and brags, gushes over you. Earl's telling him to give it up cause a geek like him can't even keep a plant alive for two days.

But he's Rolfe Dewolfe, and he can do anything he sets his beautiful mind too! 

Almost looses you in the first five minutes when you wonder off.

Okaaay, so Rolfe is not the best guardian, but danm it he's trying! Stealing Borrowing every parenting book he can find, asks everyone for advice. Driven by his love for you...

And the desire to prove Fatz and Earl wrong for once. 

Like I said, Rolfe would be a real show-off over you.

He's always gotta brag about how adorable you are and how he's so lucky to be your caregiver.Tells everyone about every little thing you do. Would crash a Rock-Afire concert to shove a cute drawing you did in everyone's faces.

Rolfe disguises it by saying something like "A cute presence is good for my show anyway!"

Someone's not good at hiding feelings though.

Everyone can see the way his tail wags when you laugh.

Rolfe loves making you laugh, it's just too cute!

He's glad to have an audience even if it's just one person. The stand-up... doesn't exactly work, but tickling sure will.

He likes sneaking up on you when you least expect it, getting you by surprise and making sure he can memorize your most ticklish spots to get a maximum reaction. 

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"See, Earl! My dear Little Cub thinks I'm a comedic genius!"

"Oh jeez, now you're pet naming them! It sucks when you get all sentimental like this, ya geek! I'm gonna be sick!" 

Chapter 2: Beach Bear

🐻‍❄️🌺🌸 Beach Bear 🐻‍❄️🌺🌸

 

"You want me? Your loss kiddo, I mean I'm sure you could do better. (Sarcastically) But if I absolutely muuust! Haha..."

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Compared to Rolfe, Beach Bear is of course a lot more chill and laid-back.

He's not in-your-face obsessed and gushing over you, but still very proud.

He'll let you rest on him while he tunes his guitar and makes up little songs for you. You're precious when you're all curled up and sleepy against his fur. 

Of course he's taking you to the beach, and as much as he'd like to take you surfing, he's also responsible and doesn't want you to get hurt.

You're allowed to go near the shore, and collect lots of pretty shells and rocks though, and he's always saying that each one is the prettiest thing he's seen yet.

Of course Beach Bear's gonna help you build that sandcastle, and get really into it. Like to the point he's trying to measure all the dimensions and doing geometry equations.

(Though he is an English major at the end of the day, don't expect it to be perfect.)

Like Rolfe, Beach Bear enjoys hearing your cute giggles!

Though... His method is a little different. Not much of a tickling person, but he noticed that when he crosses his eyes while singing you laugh hysterically. Like it's the funniest thing you've ever seen. And Beach Bear can't also help but crack up too. 

Chapter 3: The Big C Himself!

Summary:

This is mostly Avenger Chuck for now. Because as much as I love Bowler Chuck, he should not be intrusted with the care of a child or regressor. He is so deadbeat dad coded TBH

🐭🍕Chuck E Cheese 🍕🐭

"Hey, thanks for choosing me! Ready to have an awesome day today?" 

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It's not just an act for the business, Chuck really is that energetic and passionate.

Obviously, as the mascot's little, you're getting free tickets and pizza! (Just... don't tell the manager)

He's gonna try his best to make sure you get what you want, and is always up to play. Even when he's pretty busy as a musician/mascot he'll always set aside time if you need him. 

Likes to take you places when the arcade's closed. Wanna go to the zoo, sure buddy! Playground, yeah! Oh, the aquariums closed? Well, as soon as it opens you'll go nice and early!

Chuck knows he's gotta be a good role model for you. Knows that he's gotta set boundaries, can't always give you what you want all the time. 

But it's really hard sometimes! He's gotta have the others remind him that no, giving you ice cream for dinner is not a good idea.

And of course, he wants to make sure you get lots of exercise. Dance parties, lots and lots of them! 

Also I feel like Chuck would call you lots of cute names, particularly Rockstar.

Someone would be like "isn't that a FNAF reference?" And he'd be like "What's that? Some game, right? Is that why everyone keeps calling me Freddy?" 

Chapter 4: Mitzi and Fatz

🦍🎹Fatz Geronimo🦍🎹 +

🐁📣Mitzi Mozzarella🐁📣 

 

"Hey honey, you sure we should-"

"Oh Please Fatz! Please!"

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Mitzi has always wanted a little sibling!

It's not exactly the same thing, pretty close though!

Finally, someone she can talk to instead of all those stuffy old guys! She can play with you, and watch movies and take you to the mall and listen to Michael Jackson...

Fatz is listening to her ramble on, the words kind of start blending together as all he can think about is the many way this will go horribly wrong.

He starts dreading this idea. 

Mr Geronimo...

Is not very thrilled about this.

He's...

Well Mitzi can already be a handful. And she's a teen girl. He doesn't have any experience with little kids!

He's got too much of a temper for this stuff, already can't go a full show without wanting to chuck Rolfe into the dumpster out back. 

And he's a full grown gorilla! Sure, not as strong when he used to be in the Wolfpack days, but not fit to gently hold either a small child or something with the mind of one. 

He's only doing this 'cause Mitzi begged. She's all over you, but he's awkwardly off in the corner. What do the young ones these days even do??

It's not like he's going to become super attached...

You ever see that one meme where it's like "Dad: says he doesn't want a dog. Later, Dad and the dog:"

That's the best way I can describe how I imagine CG Fatz. It's not love at first sight, immediate fluff. Mitzi and him are gonna get into a lot of fights when she thinks he's too hard on you.

Let's say it takes some time for him to warm up to you and this whole dynamic. 

And when he does, oh boy. Fatz is like "Alright, the kid wants to play tag, so that's what we're doing now. Any one of you mean to them, I'll knock your lights out!"

Can still be a bit strict or awkward at times, but he'll try his hardest to understand you, always ready to give support and advice. 

Chapter 5: Dook Larue

🐶🚀Dook LaRue🚀🐶

"Aww~ Guys... Guys, l- look a- a at that c- cute baby! It's mine! Guys, look!"

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Dook was extremely understanding when you told him about this regression thing, even if he didn't quite understand yet. After all, he knows what it's like to be a bit of an outcast.

When you asked him to be your caregiver, Dook felt a bit uncertain. Yet was still so excited that he could have swore his tail was going to fall off with how excited he got!

Him!

Being picked for something so super important!

Dook knew he had to be the best and most special parent in the world. 

Since that first day, you two have practically been inseparable.

Dook loves teaching you facts about space, and going star gazing. Despite his airheadedness at times, Dook's super knowledgeable about that stuff. He can name all 88 main constellations off the top of his head, and you soon, you probably will too. 

He tells you lots of stories too, sometimes getting really embarrassed and apologetic over his stutter.

But you just like hearing his voice, especially when he sings. He always cuddles up close and softly sings lullabies until you fall asleep in his arms.

He'd sing all day for you if he could, and give you lots of hugs and kisses! He just can't get over you! 

Dook always tries to make sure you're in a good mood, even when he's upset.

He loves to play imaginative games with you, especially if they involve building rocket ships and going to the moon or other planets.