not my type

by wingxsiren

Summary:

Alexa: And that's why water isn't wet

Isagi: I just asked you if you play football

Alexa: I'm a goalleeper

Alexa: *goalleeper

Alexa: *goalkeeper

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Another Blue Lock chatfic

(DIRECT SPIN OFF OF "Maybe you're my type" W/ FANKIDS)
(BAD ENGLISH)
(SHORT CHAPTERS)

Notes:

1. English isn't my first language, this story may contain errors.

2. The couples that will be highlighted most in this story is the only one that appears in the tags. Chapters with other ships will have a warning in the initial notes.

3. This is very random :3

4. This is the direct spinoff of "maybe you're my type" (With my fankids/OCs)

Chapter 1: hiii :3

Chat “Lemme see them balls”

 

Alexa added herself to the groupchat

 

Alexa added Ella to the groupchat

 

Alexa: Hi 

 

Alexa: I came from the future

 

Isagi: The future???

 

Ella: Hi dad 👋

 

Isagi: What the fuck

 

Alexa: Wait, where is everyone?

 

Ella: I’ll summon them

 

Ella: Water isn’t wet

 

Rin: What

 

Charles: What

 

Barou: What

 

Hiori: What

 

Sae: What

 

Reo: What

 

Chigiri: What

 

Kaiser: What

 

Everyone else: What

 

Alexa: Hi everyone :3 My name is Alexa, I’m from the future and I know how to sing Despacito

 

Ella: I’m Michaela but I prefer to be called Ella (I’m from the future too)

 

Alexa: I accidentally hacked my dad’s old phone and managed to somehow join this chat :D 

 

Rin: You look familiar

 

Alexa: Thanks, uncle Rin <3

 

Rin: Wait what

 

Rin: UNCLE?????????????

 

Ella: Yeah, she’s your niece

 

Sae: ?

 

Sae: She doesn’t look like me

 

Alexa: It’s dad’s fault that I have blonde hair and blue eyes :( 

 

Ella: At least, I’m not a exact copy of my dad

 

Alexa: That’s why you dye your hair

 

Ella: 👍

 

Isagi: Who is your other dad?

 

Ella left the groupchat

 

Alexa added Ella to the groupchat

 

Ella: 😐

 

Alexa: Let’s just wait a little before telling them

 

Isagi: WAIT WHO IS THE OTHER FATHER

 

Rin: I wanna know about your other father too, Alexa, just to… have a talk

 

Alexa: I look like him, it’s easy to find out 😑

 

Kaiser: …

 

Sae: …

 

Rin: …

 

Rin: Say goodbye to your fucking pathetic life, your german rat

 

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Ness: Hi

 

Ness: Why is the younger Itoshi trying to kill Kaiser?

 

Ella: Just ignore them, dad

 

Ness: What

 

Isagi: WHAT THE FUCK HE’S THE OTHER FATHER????????????

Series this work belongs to:

• Part 4 of it all started with a wrong number