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    Jeff only means to warn Tankhun Theerapanyakun about a death he sees coming. It should end there: one vision, one saved life, one awkward thank-you, then Jeff can go home to Alan and pretend his hands are not still shaking.
    Tankhun has other plans.
    By midnight, Jeff has three bodyguards, a plate of mango sticky rice he did not ask for, and a silk pajama set Tankhun calls “emotionally necessary.” Babe is furious. Alan is polite in a way that makes Kinn’s security team nervous. Porsche thinks the whole thing is funny until Jeff sees another future, one where X-Hunter and the Theerapanyakun family tear each other apart.
    The problem is, the vision feels wrong.
    Too clean. Too arranged. Too much like bad drama.
    And Tankhun, of all people, is the first one to say it out loud: someone is staging the future.

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    Chapters:
    30/?
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    35
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    18
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    Lluvia makes a request, Wheedle takes it.

    Short stories of self-indulgent smut. This fictional jerk needs to pay the rent fee for living in my head.

    Latest chapter: "Gentle Touches" (and a bonus one with fanart from my bf.)

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    Chapters:
    12/12
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    It's a long pause, after that. Presumably weighing whether or not a blind person would be the best source for finding... Anything.

    But the man does speak.

    "I'm looking for a book," he says, and Derek can't help but grin.

    "Are you?" he asks, wryly.

    "Um. I-it's called, 'The King in Yellow?'"

    Oh.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    151
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    Dazai Osamu proposes for the first time when he's five.

    Chuuya says no.

    Dazai spends the next several years treating that as a temporary setback.

    (The Escapades of Two Idiots)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    52/?
    Comments:
    394
    Kudos:
    387
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    46
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    8,259
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    In Vegas, after they’d said everything right up to the edge of I love you, Shane and Ilya came up with a plan. It was long term, with many, many steps. There might be a spreadsheet somewhere that Shane won’t admit to.

    But it’s a plan, nonetheless. Over the summer of 2014, they tweak it and add things important to the both of them. There are even many, extensive, contingency plans.

    OR

    Thanks to Shane's small lie the first time they hooked up, Shane and Ilya are together years earlier. Now, they have to figure out what to do about it.

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    English
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    230
    Chapters:
    10/14
    Comments:
    136
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    148
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    6,873
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    A wizard falls into a waypoint. This is not the beginning of a joke, though Gale Dekarios would be the first to admit it has all the hallmarks of one.

    He had a plan. The plan involved a remote location, a dignified end, and perhaps a final vintage of wine before the literal bomb in his chest ferried him to the Fugue Plane. It did not involve getting abducted, a parasite in his eye, or a woman who hoards everything and nothing with her forsaken bag of holding.

    And yet.

    His only hope for survival is currently prying the floorboards from a blighted apothecary. Gale is, apparently, following her.

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    113,328
    Chapters:
    18/?
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    16
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    Hands trembled violently the moment he raised his hands, ragged breath escapes between his lips.

    Strength gradually seeped through, flowing endlessly like water slipping through his fingers. His sight became blurry while he lay on the ground; gaze was fixed on the moon and stars. Memories of his life flitted by, eyes welled up with tears. Making his sight blur further, leaving only specks of light to be seen.

    What a beautiful night.

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    English
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    40,770
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1,361
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    basically ideas that stuck in my head.. for.. WEEKS.
    this is boundry breaking fic, so please go away boundry warriors..

     

    The Deuteragonists fall inlove with Pretty Protagonists

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    30
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    Bobby Drake finally moves to the school he's been begging his parents to go to. He meets a particularly interesting person in the school, a guy that practically screams trouble. Yet, he draws Bobby in like no man has before. When things finally start looking up for Bobby, the fact he possesses abilities like no other stands in the way, as well as the fact the man he loves does as well.

    Akihiro Howlett meets someone who makes him feel in ways he hasn't before. But Akihiro is nothing but a scum and a freak, while the man he adores is nothing short of an angel and a hero. When Romulus, his so-called mentor, threatens to hurt Bobby, he has no choice but to reveal his horrifying and sharp secret, jeopardizing their relationship all together.

    or

    In a high school au where (most of) the X-Men don't exist and mutants are unknown to most of the world, an unlikely pairing gets together and faces many challenges along the way. Each greater than the other.

    Also lowkey a Christmas story ;))

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    English
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    11,698
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    11
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    1
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    178
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    “We both know what hell looks like. Let me show you the face of purgatory.”

    Arcadia Bay only pretends to be a quiet town by the ocean. In reality, it’s rotting alive, hiding its vices behind the glossy facades of Blackwell Academy.

    Lucille Brooks brought her Detroit survival instincts here, along with the smell of cheap tobacco and motor oil. She has a motorcycle, shifts at a diner that reeks of fryer grease, and one rule: strike first if you don’t want to get hit. Nathan Prescott is the heir to this city. He hides his panic attacks and paranoia behind the scent of expensive leather, the smell of photo developer, and his uncontrolled aggression. He’s used to people breaking at the snap of his fingers.
    Their paths weren’t supposed to cross beyond the hallways of Blackwell Academy. But Mark Jefferson has other ideas, and a camera lens has no moral compass.
    When two people, made up of sharp edges and unresolved trauma, find themselves locked in the same darkroom, the chemistry of decay is inevitable. It’s not love that heals. It’s the red noise in your head that makes you press the camera’s shutter again and again, until there’s nothing left of either of you.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    10
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    2
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    1
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    “Who’s Louis?”

    “The statement giver from yesterday?”

    “Oh! Right!”

    Delphie scoffed, “Does your brain remember anything?”

    Michella’s galaxy-like eyes lit up, “Oh, only what’s important! Remember when you tried to kill me by pushing me through that door? So fun!”

    “I didn’t think it was going to kill you, for fucks sake, you didn’t even go through.”

    “Oh, I guess that makes it all better then.”

    “What is wrong-”

    Or

    Some of the Athenaeum members look into things regarding their last mission. It doesn't really end well.

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    1/1
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    Ways to keep your mind off war. Or, the one where Xie Zheng and Changyu are the talk of camp.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    192
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    16
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    2,142
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    He’s got infinite power. She’s got a wooden training sword with his name on it.

    Meet Gojo Satoru. He’s fifteen, filthy rich, and the strongest jujutsu sorcerer alive. He has the flawless face, the swagger, and an ego the size of Tokyo. He is totally, completely unstoppable.

    …Until he tries to talk to a girl.

    When a panicked first meeting with the elegant (and fiercely terrifying) Utahime-senpai goes catastrophically wrong, Satoru realizes his “Limitless” technique unfortunately does not apply to his flirting skills. Now, he’s hopelessly head-over-heels for a girl who actively wants to throw him into the sun.

    Armed with terrible instincts, zero social awareness, and two best friends who are just happily eating popcorn on the sidelines, Satoru is on a desperate quest to win her heart.

    He might be the strongest in the world, but surviving his first crush? Just his cursed luck.

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    35,567
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    1
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    46
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    135
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    26
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    1,786
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    Илья розанов знаменитая звезда хоккея, теряется в лесной глуши.

    Шейн Холландер, эксперт по выживанию в дикой природе и главный ненавистник Розанова, находит его.

    Теперь они застряли в лесу. Совсем одни. Вместе

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    Русский
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    2/?
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    Kim Namjoon was raised to believe that emotions were weaknesses.

    Kim Seokjin made a career out of putting everyone else before himself.

    One inherited a billion-dollar corporation before he learned how to live.

    The other accepted the position of Executive Secretary believing it would be just another job.

    He couldn't have been more wrong.

    Neither of them realised that one decision would quietly reshape the lives of everyone around them.

    As the days pass, what begins as a professional partnership quietly becomes something neither of them expected.

    Distance between duty and affection slowly begins to blur.
    Friendships become family.
    Old wounds begin to heal.

    And two people who have spent years putting everyone else first quietly learn that maybe...

    They deserve someone who chooses them too.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    40
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    8
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    Sometimes love begins with the last empty seat. Louise only wanted to escape the rain. Jack only wanted to enjoy a quiet cup of coffee.

    When the only free seat in a cosy little café forces two strangers to share a table, neither expects a simple conversation to change the course of their lives.

    What starts with awkward smiles soon becomes farmers' markets, lazy Sunday mornings, late-night diners, and a love neither of them saw coming. But love isn't always enough.
    When an unexpected career opportunity threatens to pull them apart, fear, silence, and misunderstandings leave them wondering if they've already lost the greatest thing they've ever found.

    As the seasons change and empty coffee cups replace shared conversations, Louise and Jack must decide whether love is worth fighting for-or whether some stories are destined to end where they began. Heartwarming, emotional, and filled with unforgettable characters, The Corner Table is a story about second chances, honest conversations, and discovering that home isn't a place... It's the person waiting across the table.

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    English
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    8,476
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
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    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    41
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    Shego finally confesses her feelings for Ron, but he is in love with Kim, and has always seen Shego as nothing more than a villain. Perhaps she can show him just who she is, as well as who he has given his heart to. Rongo, obviously.

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    English
    Words:
    47,251
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    4,928
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    I'm doing Halloween prompts again except I'm not sticking to canon as closely and it's more MCYT characters now and I'm using the Inktober 2023 prompts because I liked those ones better than the others.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    23/31
    Kudos:
    2
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    42
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    Xiao Xingchen and Song Lan kidnap Xue Yang from the Jins before history can go wrong. A year and a half later, they've fallen hopelessly in love with the half-domesticated feral gremlin living in their coffin house and brightening up their days.

    The obvious solution, of course, is to invite Xue Yang to dual cultivate with them. Too bad Xue Yang thinks they're asking him to participate in advanced cooperative sword cultivation. Nobody communicates very well.

    Or: three times Xue Yang mistakes dual cultivation for duel cultivation, and one time he finally gets the hint.

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    3,955
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Tras la muerte de su padre en un trágico accidente de auto mientras iba al trabajo, la madre de Camila decide que la mejor opción para ambas es regresar a su país de origen, Japón.

    En un intento de hacer amigos nuevos, Camila se ofrece a ayudar a un par de chicos a curar sus heridas en la escuela. Sin esperar nada a cambio, termina simpatizando con el chico de ojos esmeralda y sonrisa tierna, que cada día hace lo imposible para ayudarla con sus problemas y el acoso que sufre constantemente por cierto compañero de clase.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    241,391
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    412

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