UU college au (wemmfies)

by Lilac_Comet

Notes:

Hope this isn't to bad for a first time also ty to Eli for helping me write this

Chapter 1: Chapter one

Wemmbu POV:

Finally I can catch a break from drama class. I mean seriously, Ken is going insane, Parrot is writing the script for the next one, wifies is sitting there looking pretty-  I mean helping parrot, spoke is doing spoke things, egg.... He hasn't really been around much... Anywho, since we don't have anything to do now everyone is just causing chaos and- OH SHIT ZAM'S COMING MY WAY FRICK-

"Uhh, hey Zam..."

"OH WEMMBU MY DEAR PLEASE TAKE ME BACK IM SO SORRY"

"Uhh..."

Wifies POV:

Helping parrot write is so boring. I mean I know he's writing for drama class but cmon, take a break will he?... I wonder what wemmbu's doing. Wait is that... ZAM!? OH HELL NO- wait is he on his knees-? What the hell.

Wemmbu POV:

This crazy ex of mine really doesn't know the word 'no' does he? It's honestly embarrassing for someone like him to be desperate- HOLY FRICK WIFIES' LOOKING AT ME- Okay deep breath, deep breath- HOLY FRICK HE'S WALKING THIS WAY- uhhh umm. What do I do!?

Wifies POV:

Great now I have to deal with Zam being on his knees for my crush- I mean childhood best friend

"Zam, get up. Parrot's making us rehearse the lines early so get up"

"UGHHH finee..."

Jeez I don't know what wemmbu saw in him.

Time skip cause I have no motivation woo

Wemmbu POV:

Finally we're done... Ughhhh why is he outside?! Is he like, waiting for me!? Ugh

"Ugh hey Zam..."

"Oh hello my sweet sweet wemmbu"

"Don't. Call. Me. That."

"Aww, why is that? You used to love it when I called you that~"

"That's because I was blinded by your so called 'love'"

"Aww don't be like that wemm~"

Wifies POV:

Jeez can Zam not understand that he hurt wemmbu!? He wants a second chance? He wants Wemmbu's forgiveness? I call bullshit. He just wants his pretty 'boy toy' back! Honestly I could be a better boyfriend than him. I could do the shit that he never did.

Wemmbu POV:

This frickin guy won't go away! He's so annoying.
I mean we literally broke up TWICE! Does he not understand I don't want him!?

"Look Zam, we've broken up twice this year. Don't you think it's time to move on?"

"And lose someone as pretty as you? No thanks"

"Look Zam if you really didn't want us to break up then why did you always act like you never actually loved me!?"

"What do you mean!? I always loved you!"

"Oh I call bullshit! You never loved me! You're only with me because I'm pretty right!? You only want me for my looks. Never, for who I am."

I could feel tears starting to form in my eyes and I dashed out of the room before Zam could say anything

Chapter 2: Chapter two

Wifies POV:

 

Was that... Zam? Wait why is Wemmbu running?... Don't tell me he made wemmbu upset again!?

 

"OI ZAM! WHAT DID YOU DO TO WEMMBU!?"

 

"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! I ONLY SAID THAT I LOVED HIM"

 

"OH? THEN WHY WAS HE RUNNING AWAY HUH!?"

 

"HOW WOULD I KNOW! HE'S MY EX-"

 

"THAT YOU OH SO DESPERATELY WANNA BE BACK TOGETHER!"

 

"S-SO WHAT IF I WANT WEMMBU BACK? IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS ANYWAY-!"

 

"IT IS MY BUSINESS IF IT'S MY BEST FRIEND! YOU NEVER APPRECIATE HIM, YOU ONLY LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE'S PRETTY! Honestly it's embarrassing for someone like YOU to be so desperate"

 

"... You love him, don't you wifies?"

 

"I-..."

Notes:

Sorry if it's to short. I have no more motivation
Chapter three will be longer trust

Chapter 3: Chapter three

Wemmbu POV:

Goddamn it girl!... Get over him already! He's just a stupid boy!... Ugh! Why won't he leave me alone!...

 

"I... I can't believe I just did that..."

 

I could feel the tears slowly starting to fall...

BAM!

WTF WAS THAT-!? Oh it's parrot... Wait, WTF IS HE DOING HERE!?

 

"PARROT? WHY ARE YOU HERE-!?"

 

Hopefully my voice doesn't give away the fact that I was crying

 

"If you're trying to hide your tears you're doing such a terrible job at it"

 

"No one asked for your opinion parrot!"

 

"They really should. Anyways, what were you crying about hm?"

 

"Just mind your own goddamn business Parrot! Let me be myself thank you very much-"

 

"Even after crying you're still so sassy... But seriously wemm, I can tell you need someone to talk to so stop being stubborn and spit it out already!"

 

"Fine! Since you really wanna know... Well for starters, Zam is driving me insane! We've broken up like, TWICE this year but he just cannot for the love of god take no for an answer! Yes, I still miss him sometimes but I don't wanna give him another chance! He had his chance twice and still didn't take it! Honestly I can't believe I dated him!"

 

"Okay, damn that's... A lot?"

 

"Oh please I'm not even done talking about him, he could very much be listening and I wouldn't even care! He needs to know how much his actions hurt me! And if you think I cannot stop talking shit about him then you'd be correct"

 

"Okay, wow didn't expect that to come out of you-"

 

"You should really expect the unexpected from me Parrot"

 

"Yeah I really should... Umm soo, about you and wifies-"

 

"YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!?"

 

"It was really obvious dude-"

 

"NO IT WASN'T, SHUT UP PARROT BOY-!"

 

"Really? Parrot boy? Is that really the best you could come up with-?"

 

"SHUT UP WILL YOU!? furry..."

 

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?"

 

"What? You deaf or smth?"

 

"Okay whatever, as I was saying I can tell you like wifies"

 

"NUH UH"

 

"STOP DENYING IT! IT IS SO OBVIOUS!"

 

"SHUT UP, I DO NOT LIKE HIM"

 

"Okay well, do you think he noticed?"

 

"He's basically blind, I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't realize it. No offense to him btw"

 

"He's so oblivious it's honestly unfortunate for the one that likes him-"

 

"He's different. Believe me bro"

 

"Uh huh... Yeah no don't believe it"

 

"He is tho! I want to tell him but I don't know if he likes me too. I don't want to lose our friendship-!"

 

"Sorry to break it to you lover girl, but he likes Ken"

 

"... What?.. He likes... Ken?"

 

"Yeah, haven't you seen the way wifies look at him? That's the look of love"

 

"... Excuse me for a moment..."

 

DAMNIT DAMNIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I THOUGHT I HAD A CHANCE! TURNS OUT HE LIKE SOMEONE ELSE! SOMEONE THAT'S NOT... Me...

Tears start to fall again...

No, no, NO! I CAN'T LET KEN HAVE HIM...

 

Wifies POV:

 

Can Zam shut up already? I mean seriously, he's been talking about how 'i have no chance to be with wemmbu' and how 'he deserves her more than me' which is completely bullshit in my opinion. Zam doesn't deserve her I do, and if you think otherwise then you can leave especially you readers yeah, I broke the fourth wall, what are you gonna do about it? Nothing because you're NOT the writer

 

"Zam, can you shut the fuck up already? It's been like 30 minutes since you started yapping about how much Wemmbu 'loves you and not me'-"

 

"Oh don't be jealous, I on-"

 

"Never said I was"

 

"Could you stop-"

 

"Interrupting you? Nah"

 

"Ugh, this is why Wemmbu will choose me over you"

 

"You sure she'll choose you over her childhood best friend? Cmon don't be ridiculous"

 

"Of course she will! I'm her boyfri-"

 

"Ex boyfriend. Don't forget how much of her life that you ruined"

 

"I DIDN'T RUINED HER LIFE!"

 

"Uh huh, sure you didn't..."

 

"SHUT UP, I'LL MAKE SURE WEMMBU CHOOSE ME OVER YOU-!"

 

"Can't wait until she realizes that you're lying~"

 

"UGH, THIS ISN'T OVER WIFIES!"

 

"Don't worry, I'll be waiting~"

 

Holy hell he's annoying, but if he thinks that I'm gonna give up on her that easily then he'd be so so wrong.... Don't worry, starlight. I'll make sure you choose me over him... For now, let's see what he'll do to get you back...

Notes:

Accidentally deleted the bottom half, so yeah... At least it's over 1k words right?

Chapter 4: Chapter four

Wemmbu POV:

 

Ohhh I'll make sure that Wifies likes me and not Ken... He'll be mine... I'll make sure he's mine forever. Wifies, you'll be mine and I'm gonna make sure you're always mine... (She wants that cookie so bad)

 

 

Parrot POV:

 

Holy hell, she talks about wifies a LOT. Well, I guess Zam better be paying me extra for dealing with her yapping.

 

 

Zam POV: 

 

Stupid wifies... I WILL get her back, and once I do... I'll make sure she doesn't see you again.

 

 

Wemmbu POV: 

 

I think I may know some people that will gladly make sure Wifies belongs to me instead of Ken... I mean, it's certainly not the first time I paid them to do something. Now, where to find them... I'll ask Brandon, he'll know where they are.

 

"Ohh Brandy~"

 

"What do you want wemmbu."

 

"Cmon, I can't say hi to an old friend~?"

 

"What. Do. You. Want."

 

"Okay fine, i wanna know where clown and Leo are."

 

"Classroom."

 

"Thanks Brandy"

 

"Stop calling me that."

 

"No"

 

"Fine."

 

Now, time to go there- wait, which classroom exactly-?

 

"Wait Brandy-"

 

"Good luck finding them"

 

That bastard. Well, I guess I have to check ALL of them... Frick him. Time to start I guess.

 

Wemmbu then checked all of them but then soon realized they were in the classroom beside him.

 

.... Fuck my life man.

 

"Clown, Leo! I need a favor!"

 

 

Clown POV:

 

Wemmbu needing a favor? This will be interesting...

 

"What is it?"

 

"Well..."

Notes:

Ummm... Hi? So uhh we've been coping with wifies death and totally did not almost abandoned the fic. Technically forgot this fic exist so yeah...

There's no way it's not above 500 words right?

Chapter 5: Chapter five

Wemmbu POV:

 

Okay. I have 500 bucks in my pocket (don't ask why) let's see if they'll do it.

 

"Okay so... I need you guys to spy on ken and find out if he likes anyone, if he does. DO LITERALLY ANYTHING it takes to get him together with the person he likes. As long as the person isn't Wifies then do whatever. But if he does like wifies... Make sure he finds someone else"

 

"Consider it done "

 

"Got it wemm"

 

"I knew you guys would be the best at this. Oh and also 500 bucks for the favor"

 

Time skips cause Eli and I are too lazy

 

Clown POV:

 

This ken guy has been hanging around wato for weeks! I mean seriously, does he not have any other friends?

 

"Hey Leo?"

 

"What up?"

 

"The guy has only been hanging out with wato for weeks!"

 

"... There's no way you're that oblivious."

 

"What do you mean?"

 

"Clown don't you realize!? He LIKES Wato you dumbass!"

 

"Ohhh... That makes a lot of sense now."

 

"Can't believe I'm friends with you"

 

"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?"

 

"Everything."

 

"Ugh, okay well operation Ken x Wato is a go-"

 

"They've kissed"

 

"WHAT WHEN!?!?"

 

"5 minutes ago when you went to the bathroom"

 

"I mean, I guess we don't have to do anything now"

 

"Don't we need to tell wemmbu first?"

 

"Yeah then get the 500 dollars"

 

"Right. Cmon, she's waiting for us"

 

Time skips cause I say so

 

Leo POV:

 

How is he smart but dumb at the same time? I mean, he got a higher score than me at math and yet, he's still oblivious as fuck

 

"Wemmbu, we're back!"

 

"Finally. Anything interesting?"

 

"We found out that Ken likes Wato and probably has been dating for a while"

 

"Soo... Can we get the 500 bucks now?"

 

"Right. You guys are doing this cause of money, very well"

"Okay, I've sent it to Leo's PayPal, you guys choose how to split it"

 

"Thanks wemm"

 

"So, I should get more-"

 

"You're not getting shit clown"

 

"OH COME ON-!"

 

Wemmbu POV:

 

Huh... So ken is dating wato. Interesting.

Notes:

Ok... I don't know how many words this chapter is but I have no idea so

Chapter 6: Chapter six

Wifies POV:

 

I miss my starlight, I miss her. I miss when the fic is updated weekly. It's been three months, bro. The fuck are you doing? Anyway, talking about my starlight, where is he? I'm pretty sure I saw her here in one of these classes.... Wait, there she is!

 

"Hey, starlight! What are you doing here in this classroom? Also, aren't you supposed to be in English class?"

 

"Hmm? Oh, hey Wifies! I was uhh... Busy... Yeah busy. What do you need?"

 

"Ehh- nothing really, just skipping history, I'd rather do anything else than listen to that boring lesson."

 

"Oh, come sit beside me then, I really need someone to talk with so that I don't become bored out of my mind."

 

"Sure, I don't have anything else to do anyway."

 

"Soo... Have you talked to Ken recently?"

 

"I mean, I haven't talked to him these past few days. Why do you ask?"

 

"I'm just... A little curious, you know."

 

"Uh huh... Sure you are."

 

".... Okay, so don't judge me for saying this out of nowhere, but... Ken likes Wato... Hope you're not upset about that..."

 

"That was super random... But why would I be upset over that? After all, it's not like I didn't already know they were dating before you told me."

 

"I- wait, do you not have a crush on Ken?"

 

"I have a crush on Ken?"

 

"Yeah, someone told me that you like Ken."

 

"And who is this 'someone' that told you I have a crush on Ken, hm?"

 

"Well, Parrot told me that. Is he wrong?"

 

"Yeah, he's very much dead wrong. I do not have a crush on Ken. It's pretty obvious, honestly."

 

"Oh. How did he come to that conclusion then? I don't think he'll just make up stuff like that."

 

"Hey, don't ask me, bro, ask him. I don't know anything about the shits he's been pulling."

 

"Well then, who do you have a crush on?"

 

"Why do you wanna know, hm?"

 

"What? I can't be curious about your crush? Cmon, Wifies, tell me who the lucky person is!"

 

"Well, since you're so curious, I don't have any at the moment."

 

Okay, I know this is one of the oldest tricks of the book, but I know damn well you guys also did that, don't lie.

 

Wemmbu POV:

 

Wait, he doesn't like anyone? Yes, yes! I might have a chance with him then!

 

"Are you sure?"

 

"Yes, I'm sure wemmbu."

 

"Come on, don't lie to me now Wifies~"

 

"I don't like anyone, I swear I'm not lying wemm."

 

"Uh huh.. I'll get it out of you someday."

 

...But what if he is lying about not liking anyone?.. No, I can't start thinking like that. I'll make sure he falls for me one way or another.

 

Wifies POV:

 

Why is he so persistent about knowing my crush? Could she like me, too? No... The chances of that are low, not zero tho. But in all honesty, she's probably just too curious about my almost non-existent love life-

Notes:

Heeyyy guys... umm it's been a while hasn't it?... Welp, time to vanish until next year.