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Dear Diary, Your Timeline Sucks

Chapter 16: Wine, Consumed. Panties, Melting.

Notes:

Happy New Year everyone!!! Let's hope it's gonna be even more awesome than the last one for all of you lovelies 😚

I'm back from vacation and got some crazy motivational energy blast or something like that. So this is some gooooood shit.

Also, there's a trigger warning and its... GRAPHIC. Yes, yes it is. Exactly in the way y'all are thinking. So get ready for some jalapeño level spice. (Not red chili yet lol) Starts around the dinner if anyone's interested or only wants to read the shopping part before, which yes, there is another girl bonding moment 🤭

Song recommendation:

🤍 𝑴𝒐𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 — 𝑲𝒂𝒍𝒊 𝑼𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒔 🤍
(Yall this is like my top 5 fav songs, its so sexy and girly and ughhhh)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Caroline's closet looked like a boutique had exploded inside it and then meticulously reorganized itself by color, season, and level of sparkle. Dresses hung in perfectly spaced rows, each one protected by a garment bag like they were precious artifacts instead of just clothes. Which, knowing Caroline, they probably were.

Lilith sat cross-legged on Caroline's pristine white bedspread, watching her friend tear through the collection with the kind of manic energy usually reserved for natural disasters or caffeine overdoses. Hangers scraped against the rod as Caroline yanked out dress after dress, examined it for approximately two seconds, then shoved it back with a frustrated huff.

"Care," Lilith said slowly, her crystal eyes tracking another rejected gown, "I'm pretty sure you have enough dresses in there to clothe a small country. Maybe we could just... pick one?"

Caroline whipped around so fast her blonde curls practically created a breeze, fixing Lilith with a look that suggested she'd just proposed burning down an orphanage.

"Lilith." Her voice had that patient tone people used when explaining basic concepts to small children. "There is a rule. Every dress gets one event. One." She gestured emphatically at the closet, her hands moving so fast they were practically a blur. "This blue one? Junior prom. The pink? Founder's Day last year. The silver? That disaster of a charity gala where Tyler got drunk and—" She cut herself off, shaking her head. "The point is, they're all taken."

"Unlike us," Lilith muttered, flopping backward onto the bed with dramatic flair. "We're single. Available. Completely and utterly without romantic prospects."

Caroline's expression did something complicated—half laugh, half wince, like the joke was funny but also hit a little too close to home. She abandoned the closet, sinking down onto the bed beside Lilith with a sigh that seemed to come from her toes.

"Tyler and I are... complicated," she said softly, picking at an invisible thread on her jeans.

Complicated. What a fantastic euphemism for 'he's a hybrid now and takes orders from the psychotic Original who may or may not want to kill us all.' Lilith kept that thought to herself, though her mental filter was working overtime tonight.

But before she could formulate an appropriately supportive response that didn't involve pointing out all the ways Tyler Lockwood was a terrible life choice, Caroline's face transformed. That particular expression—the one that meant she'd just had an idea and God help anyone who tried to stop her—spread across her features like sunshine breaking through clouds.

"We're going shopping!" Caroline announced, jumping up from the bed with renewed vigor.

 

"What? Again? No." Lilith sat up, already shaking her head. "Care, seriously, I can just wear one of your old ones. It's fine. I don't need—"

"Out of the question." Caroline was already grabbing her purse. "Absolutely not happening. Besides—" She paused, gesturing vaguely at Lilith's chest area with the kind of clinical assessment only a best friend could get away with. "You have more... there. So it definitely won't fit right."

Lilith glanced down at herself, then back at Caroline's more modest proportions. "Fair point," she conceded.

The thing was—and Lilith would rather die than admit this out loud—a tiny, traitorous part of her was actually excited about going shopping again.

You're pathetic, she told herself firmly. Getting excited about retail therapy like some kind of... of... modern person. Ugh.

Which, technically, she was now. Even if her brain still occasionally expected to see horses and carriages instead of cars when she looked out windows.

"Come on!" Caroline was already halfway to the door, her enthusiasm operating at levels that should probably be illegal before noon. "There's this amazing boutique in Richmond that Jessica Cunningham told me about. They have everything."

"You know," she said, following Caroline out of the room, "in my day, this much excitement over dresses usually meant someone was getting married or dying. Sometimes both."

"Well, nobody's dying today," Caroline called back cheerfully. "Except maybe our credit cards!"

That's what you think, Lilith thought, remembering exactly whose dinner they were shopping for. Though knowing Klaus, he'd probably find our deaths terribly inconvenient. Can't have dinner guests if they're dead. Bad for the ambiance.

She kept that particular observation to herself as they headed downstairs, Caroline already chattering about necklines and hemlines and something called a "statement piece" that Lilith was pretty sure didn't exist in the 18th century.

The Forbes house was quiet—Sheriff Forbes was probably at work, doing whatever small-town sheriffs did when their daughters were friends with witches and dating werewolves.

"So," Caroline said as they grabbed their coats—another weird modern thing, having specific jackets for specific weather instead of just wearing layers of wool and hoping for the best—"what kind of dress are you thinking? Something bold? Classic? Sexy?"

And there it was. The question Lilith had been actively avoiding thinking about since Klaus's invitation had arrived on ridiculously expensive cardstock that probably cost more than most people's mortgages.

"Something that says 'I'm here because I was invited, not because I care what you think,'" Lilith replied, aiming for casual and landing somewhere around 'defensive.'

Caroline's knowing look could have stripped paint off walls. "Uh-huh. So something sexy that makes him regret every life choice that led to him just inviting you to dinner instead of... I don't know, whatever weird Original vampire courtship rituals involve."

"I am not—" Lilith started, then stopped, because lying to Caroline was pointless. Her best friend could read her like a book. A really obvious book. With large print. "Okay, fine. Maybe I want to look... appealing. But that doesn't mean I'm giving him the satisfaction of thinking I dressed up for him."

"Right," Caroline said slowly, her blue eyes sparkling with amusement. "So you want to look hot, but like, accidentally hot. Effortlessly hot. 'Oh this old thing?' hot."

"Exactly." Lilith crossed her arms, fully aware she looked like a petulant child and not particularly caring. "I refuse to give a man—especially a thousand-year-old man who probably has a body count in the thousands—the power of knowing I put effort into my appearance for him."

"Even though you definitely are putting effort into your appearance for him."

"Even though I—shut up." 

Caroline's laugh was bright and knowing as she unlocked her car with a beep that still made Lilith jump sometimes. "You know what we need to find? Something that makes you look so good he forgets how to speak Old English or whatever language he spoke back in the day."

"Old Norse, probably," Lilith muttered, sliding into the passenger seat. "And I hate that I know that. I hate that I've thought about it."

"You've got it bad," Caroline said, starting the engine with a grin that was absolutely evil. "Like, really bad. Crushing-on-the-Original-hybrid level bad."

"I am not crushing," Lilith protested weakly. "I'm just... appreciating his aesthetic qualities. From a purely objective standpoint."

"His aesthetic qualities."

"Yes. Objectively, he's... well-designed. From a biological standpoint."

"Well-designed. Lilith. You sound like you're reviewing a car."

"A really attractive car," Lilith defended. "With a great... chassis. And excellent... upholstery."

Caroline dissolved into giggles so intense she had to pause before backing out of the driveway. "Oh my God. You can't even commit to the car metaphor. You are so gone for him."

I know, Lilith thought miserably. I know and it's terrible and I hate it and why does my traitorous body have to find dangerous men attractive? What is wrong with me? Is this a medical condition? Can you die from having terrible taste?

"So," Caroline said once she'd recovered enough to actually drive, "what I'm hearing is that we need to find something that's sexy enough to make Klaus Mikaelson lose his composure, but subtle enough that you can maintain plausible deniability about your intentions."

"Exactly." Lilith slumped in her seat. "Is that too much to ask?"

"Honey, that's literally what shopping is for."

The boutique was tucked between a coffee shop and a bookstore in downtown Richmond.The sign above the door read "Ethereal" in swooping silver letters that caught the afternoon light.

Caroline pulled into a parking spot with the practiced ease of someone who'd been driving for years, while Lilith was still getting used to the idea that cars could parallel park without horses to guide them.

"Care," Lilith said as they both climbed out, her voice going quiet in that way it did when she was about to say something sincere and hated every second of it. "I just... thank you. Again. For all of this. The clothes, the housing, the—" She gestured vaguely at everything. "Everything. I literally have nothing. No money, no job, no way to pay you back, and you just keep—"

"Stop," Caroline interrupted, slinging her purse over her shoulder with a decisive movement. "Seriously. It's fine. What are best friends for if not bankrupting themselves on retail therapy?"

"I know, but—" Lilith worried her bottom lip between her teeth, an old nervous habit she'd never quite kicked. "I've been thinking maybe I should look for a job or something. Just something small, around Mystic Falls. I can't keep mooching off you forever."

"We'll figure something out," Caroline said, linking their arms together as they approached the boutique's entrance. "But today? Today we're focusing on making you look so hot that Klaus Mikaelson forgets his own name."

The bell above the door chimed as they entered, and Lilith felt her breath catch slightly. The boutique was gorgeous.

Caroline caught her eye, and they shared a look—that particular best friend telepathy that needed no words. Then, simultaneously, matching smirks spread across both their faces.

"Oh, this is going to be fun," Caroline breathed.

They dove in like warriors heading into battle.

Lilith moved through the racks with more confidence than she'd had at the last shopping trip, her fingers trailing over fabrics as she assessed and rejected options with increasing speed. Too frilly. Too modest. Too "trying too hard." She'd learned enough about modern fashion by now to know what worked and what didn't, what made her look good versus what just made her look like she was playing dress-up.

Caroline was already pulling things off racks with her usual enthusiasm, draping potential options over her arm as she moved through the store like a very stylish tornado.

But then Lilith saw it.

The skirt was black—not boring black, but the kind of rich, deep black that seemed to absorb light. It hit just above the knee, tight enough to show off her figure without looking like she'd painted it on. The fabric had a slight sheen to it, catching the boutique's lighting in a way that was subtle but noticeable.

And the blouse. Oh, the blouse.

It was a deep emerald green that she knew instinctively would make her eyes look even more striking than usual. The neckline plunged in a V that reached nearly to her sternum—daring without being obscene, the kind of cut that drew the eye and held it. But the real feature was the back: entirely open, the fabric draping in an elegant cowl that left her spine completely exposed.

She grabbed both pieces without hesitation, her heart doing something complicated in her chest.

"Oh, someone found something," Caroline sing-songed, appearing at her elbow with her arms full of rejected options. "Let's see it!"

The dressing room was one of those fancy ones with good lighting—the kind that didn't make you look like a corpse under fluorescent bulbs. Lilith changed quickly, her fingers slightly unsteady as she buttoned the blouse and zipped the skirt.

When she turned to face the mirror, she stopped breathing for a second.

Oh.

The outfit fit like it had been made for her body specifically. The skirt hugged her hips and emphasized her waist, while the blouse's neckline drew attention to her collarbones and the curve of her breasts without being overtly sexual. And the open back—God, the open back made her look elegant and dangerous all at once, showing off the graceful line of her spine and the subtle muscles in her shoulders.

She looked hot. Not pretty, not cute—hot. The kind of hot that made people stop and stare. The kind of hot that made thousand-year-old hybrid vampires forget they were supposed to be playing it cool.

Klaus is going to lose his mind, she thought, and felt a deeply satisfied smirk curve her lips.

"Oh no," Caroline's voice came from outside the dressing room, tinged with amusement. "I know that look. That's your 'I'm thinking about Klaus' look."

"I don't have a 'thinking about Klaus' look," Lilith protested, emerging from the dressing room.

Caroline's jaw actually dropped. "Okay. Wow. Holy shit, Lilith."

"Good wow or bad wow?"

"Good wow. Very good wow. Like, 'Klaus is going to swallow his tongue' wow." Caroline circled her slowly, taking in every angle with the critical eye of someone who understood fashion on a molecular level. "And oh my God, it's on sale. The universe is literally conspiring to help you seduce an Original vampire."

"I'm not seducing—"

"Sure you're not." Caroline grabbed her phone, already pulling up the calculator. "Okay, with the sale price, this is actually super reasonable. We're definitely getting it."

Lilith turned back to the mirror, studying her reflection with a critical eye. The outfit made her look confident. Powerful. Like someone who knew exactly what effect she had on people and wasn't afraid to use it.

This was dangerous. This was giving him way too much power. Dressing up for him, wanting him to notice, wanting him to—

"I can literally hear you overthinking from here," Caroline said, appearing behind her in the mirror. "Look. Do I approve of you crushing on Klaus Mikaelson, the literal bane of everyone's existence and certified psychotic murderer? No. Absolutely not. Terrible choice, zero out of ten, would not recommend."

"But?" Lilith prompted, because there was definitely a 'but' coming.

"But." Caroline's expression softened into something genuine and warm. "You're my best friend. And you've been through literal hell—magical comas, torture, all of it. So if crushing on the world's most dangerous vampire makes you happy? I support you. Because you deserve to feel something good, even if that something is hilariously terrible judgment."

Lilith felt her throat get tight. "Care—"

"Nope, we're not getting emotional in a boutique dressing room," Caroline interrupted, though her eyes were suspiciously shiny. "Now. Since you're committed to this disaster of a crush, let me give you some tips."

"Tips?"

"Tips on how to make him sweat." Caroline's grin turned absolutely wicked. She held up one finger. "Men have three primary areas of interest: lips, boobs, and butt. This is scientific fact. I learned it from 'The Girl's Guide to Survival' that I bought when I was fifteen and it has never steered me wrong."

Lilith blinked. "You're basing relationship advice on a book you bought as a teenager?"

"A very educational book," Caroline defended. "Now pay attention. Lips—you want to draw attention to them. Bite your lower lip when you're thinking. Lick them occasionally, but make it look natural, not like you're trying too hard. Run your finger over them when you're considering something."

"This sounds complicated."

"It's not, you just have to commit to the bit." Caroline held up a second finger. "Boobs. You're already working with excellent material here—" She gestured at Lilith's chest with the clinical assessment of a general planning battle strategy. "—and this neckline is doing God's work. Touch your collarbone when you talk, it draws the eye down. Adjust your neckline like you're fixing it, even if it doesn't need fixing. Lean forward slightly when you're listening to him."

"You've really thought about this."

"I was Miss Mystic Falls, Lilith. I didn't win that title with my sparkling personality alone." A third finger went up. "And finally, the skirt. This is your secret weapon. When you sit, cross your legs—it makes them look longer. When you need to pick something up, don't squat like a normal person. Bend at the waist. Give him something to think about."

Lilith stared at her best friend, genuinely overwhelmed. "That's... a lot of information."

"I know it sounds like a lot, but trust me, it becomes second nature." Caroline squeezed her shoulders, meeting her eyes in the mirror. "Just remember: you're not doing this for him. You're doing this because it makes you feel good. The fact that it'll drive him crazy is just a bonus."

"A very satisfying bonus," Lilith murmured, looking at her reflection again.

"Now go change so we can actually buy this before I spontaneously combust from excitement," Caroline ordered, already heading back to gather her own rejected options.

Lilith took one last look in the mirror, memorizing the way the outfit made her feel—powerful, desirable, dangerous. Then she changed back into her regular clothes, carefully hanging the skirt and blouse so they wouldn't wrinkle.

At the register, Caroline's credit card made its appearance once again, and Lilith made a mental note to seriously look into job opportunities. She couldn't keep being a financial burden, even if Caroline insisted it was fine.

The cashier—a woman in her thirties with bright purple hair and multiple gorgeous piercings—folded the clothes with practiced efficiency, wrapping them in tissue paper before sliding them into a glossy shopping bag.

"Special occasion?" she asked conversationally.

"Dinner with someone dangerous," Lilith replied before she could stop herself.

The cashier's grin was knowing. "Then you picked the right outfit. Whoever he is, he doesn't stand a chance."

That's what I'm counting on, Lilith thought as they left the boutique, the shopping bag swinging from her hand like a weapon.

 

Caroline had the excellent idea to get something to snack on after akk the excitement. So here's they were. The café was one of those cozy places that seemed to exist in a permanent state of autumn, all warm wood and soft lighting and the smell of cinnamon constantly hanging in the air. It had become their spot over the past few months—a place where Lilith could pretend the supernatural chaos of Mystic Falls didn't exist for just a little while.

And they had hot chocolate.

God, hot chocolate. If Lilith had to pick one thing about the 21st century that made up for missing two hundred years of her life, it would be the hot chocolate. In 1777, chocolate had been a luxury reserved for the wealthy, and even then it had been nothing like this—thick and rich and topped with whipped cream that was probably fifty percent sugar. Caroline had noticed her obsession approximately three days into their friendship and had been secretly stocking their pantry with every flavor imaginable ever since. Salted caramel. Dark chocolate. Peppermint. Even some weird lavender blend that Lilith had been skeptical about until she'd tried it and nearly wept.

Caroline was inside now, ordering their usual—two hot chocolates with extra whipped cream and two cinnamon buns that were absolutely loaded with enough icing to put someone in a sugar coma. Lilith waited outside with their shopping bag, leaning against the café's brick exterior and watching people pass by on the sidewalk.

The late afternoon sun was doing that thing where it turned everything golden, and for just a moment, Lilith let herself relax. Let herself feel normal. Like she was just a girl who'd gone shopping with her best friend, not a centuries-old siphoner witch caught up in Original vampire drama and—

A hand clamped over her mouth.

Another wrapped around her waist with bruising force, yanking her backward.

Lilith's training kicked in immediately—her body went rigid, preparing to fight, to siphon, to hurt—but she was already being dragged into the narrow alley beside the café before she could react. The shopping bag fell from her grip, hitting the pavement with a soft thud.

Her back hit the brick wall hard enough to knock the breath from her lungs, and then the hands released her.

Lilith spun, magic already gathering at her fingertips, ready to drain whoever had just made the stupidest decision of their life—

"Relax, it's just me."

Tyler Lockwood stood in front of her, hands raised in what was probably meant to be a placating gesture but just looked defensive. His jaw was tight, his eyes slightly wild, and he had that twitchy energy that suggested he was operating on adrenaline and very poor judgment.

"What the hell, Tyler?" Lilith snapped, quickly putting distance between them. Her heart was still racing, her body still primed for a fight. "Do you have a death wish? Grabbing people and dragging them into alleys like some kind of—"

She stopped, a realization settling over her that was equal parts fascinating and disturbing.

When Klaus touched her, she'd felt safe. Protected, even. Like his hands on her skin was the most natural thing in the world, and her traitorous body had wanted more of it, wanted to lean into that touch and see where it led.

When Tyler touched her, she wanted to break his fingers.

Interesting priorities you've got there, Lilith, she thought darkly. The thousand-year-old murderer makes you feel safe, but the high school quarterback makes you want to commit violence.

"I needed to talk to you," Tyler said, his voice low and urgent. He kept glancing toward the mouth of the alley like he expected someone to appear at any moment. "Privately."

"So you decided to assault me in broad daylight?" Lilith's voice was ice. "Very smooth, Tyler. Really showing off that brilliant Lockwood decision-making."

He flinched at her tone but didn't back down. "I know you've been with Klaus."

The accusation hung in the air between them, sharp and pointed.

"Been with?" Lilith repeated slowly, her eyebrows rising. "Care to elaborate on that phrasing, or should I just assume you're about to say something incredibly stupid?"

"Don't play dumb." Tyler's hands clenched into fists at his sides. "Everyone knows you've been spending time with him. Going to his house, letting him—" His face twisted into something ugly. "You're either a snitch or a slut, Lilith. Maybe both."

The words hit her like a slap, and for a moment, Lilith could only stare at him in genuine disbelief.

Did he really just—

The rage came slowly, building from somewhere deep in her chest and spreading outward like poison. 

"I'm sorry," she said, her voice deadly quiet. "Could you repeat that? I want to make sure I heard you correctly before I decide exactly how much pain to cause you."

Tyler must have realized he'd crossed a line, because his expression flickered with something that might have been regret. 

"Look, I didn't mean—" He ran a hand through his hair, that nervous energy practically vibrating off him. "I'm just saying, you've been getting close to him. And we need to know whose side you're on."

"We?" Lilith caught the pronoun immediately, filing it away for later examination. "Who's 'we,' Tyler?"

But he was already barreling forward, his words tumbling out like he'd rehearsed this speech and was determined to get through it. "We could work together. You and me. You're close to Klaus now—you could spy on him. Find out his plans, his weaknesses. Feed us information."

Lilith actually laughed, a sharp, humorless sound that echoed off the alley walls. "Let me get this straight. You drag me into an alley, call me a snitch and a slut, and then immediately ask me to actually be a snitch? That's your strategy?"

"It's important," Tyler insisted, taking a step toward her. "We need you, Lilith. You don't understand what's at stake here."

"I understand perfectly." Lilith held her ground, her crystal eyes hard. "I understand that you and whoever 'we' is have something planned against Klaus. Something you think requires inside information. Which means it's either incredibly clever or incredibly stupid, and given that you just insulted me before asking for help, I'm betting on stupid."

"You don't know what he's capable of—"

"I know exactly what he's capable of," Lilith cut him off. "But here's the thing, Tyler: so am I."

She turned to leave, done with this conversation and this boy and his terrible life choices.

Tyler's hand shot out, grabbing her arms roughly and spinning her around to face him again with a sharp shake. "You're making a mistake. We need—"

That was as far as he got.

Lilith's magic surged, siphoning directly from Tyler's werewolf strength—that supernatural power that lurked just under his skin, amplified by his hybrid transformation. She felt it flood into her, raw and violent and useful, and used it immediately.

In one smooth motion, she twisted out of his grip, grabbed his wrist, and spun him around. His back hit the brick wall with a satisfying thud, and then Lilith's hand was at his throat—one delicate hand that was currently channeling all the supernatural strength she'd just stolen from him.

Tyler's eyes went wide with shock as she held him there, pinned against the wall like a butterfly in a collection. He struggled briefly, but Lilith just pressed harder, feeling his pulse flutter frantically under her palm.

"Touch me again," she said softly, her face inches from his, "and I'll show you exactly what a siphoner witch can do when she's really motivated. Do you understand?"

Tyler nodded as much as he could with her hand around his throat, his face going slightly red.

"Good." Lilith released him abruptly, stepping back and smoothing down her shirt like nothing had happened. "And Tyler? Whatever you and your little conspiracy group are planning? Leave me out of it. I'm not interested in being anyone's spy."

She left him there, slumped against the wall and gasping, and emerged from the alley with her shopping bag clutched in one hand and her pulse still racing.

Caroline was standing outside the café, two cups of hot chocolate balanced precariously in one hand and a white paper bag in the other. Her face was tight with worry, her blue eyes scanning the street frantically.

"Lilith!" She rushed over the moment she spotted her, nearly spilling the hot chocolate in her haste. "Where did you go? I came out and you were just gone and I thought—"

"I'm fine, Care." Lilith took one of the cups, grateful for the warmth against her still-shaking hands. "Just a stray dog in the alley. Nothing to worry about."

Caroline's eyes narrowed slightly—she knew Lilith well enough to know when she was deflecting—but she didn't push. "A stray dog."

"Yep. Mangy thing. Thought it could intimidate me." Lilith took a sip of her hot chocolate, letting the sweetness ground her. "I showed it the error of its ways."

"Right." Caroline linked their arms together as they started walking back toward her car. "Because that makes total sense and isn't at all a transparent metaphor for something supernatural and probably dangerous."

"Exactly."

They walked in comfortable silence for a moment, and Lilith let herself lean slightly into Caroline's warmth. Her best friend didn't press for details, didn't demand explanations—just stayed close and present and exactly what Lilith needed.

Tyler and whoever 'we' is, are planning something against Klaus. Lilith thought, filing the information away carefully.

She should probably tell someone. Klaus, maybe, since he was apparently the target. Or at least warn him that something was brewing.

*But that would make her exactly what Tyler accused me of being. A snitch. Someone working for Klaus.

Except she wasn't working for anyone. She was just trying to survive in a town full of supernatural drama and terrible decision-makers.

"You okay?" Caroline asked softly, squeezing her arm.

Lilith took another sip of her hot chocolate—salted caramel today, rich and perfect and exactly what she needed.

"Yeah," she said finally. "I'm okay."

For now. But something was coming. And she had no idea which side she was supposed to be on.

 

 

The hot water cascaded over Lilith's skin, steam filling Caroline's bathroom until the mirror was completely fogged over. She stood under the spray longer than necessary, letting the heat work the tension from her muscles while her mind spun in circles.

They.

Tyler had said they needed her. Which meant he wasn't working alone. A conspiracy, then. Multiple people coordinating against Klaus.

But who?

The obvious answer was the Mystic Falls gang—Elena, Stefan, Damon, Bonnie. They'd certainly tried to kill Klaus before, multiple times, with varying degrees of success and disaster. But Tyler had seemed nervous, agitated, like whatever he was involved in was bigger than their usual half-baked murder plots.

And then there was the hybrid problem.

Lilith tilted her head back, letting the water run over her face as she worked through the logic. Tyler was sired to Klaus. Every hybrid was—it was part of the package deal when Klaus broke the curse and created his army of loyal supernatural soldiers. The sire bond meant Tyler literally couldn't disobey a direct order from Klaus, couldn't act against him in any meaningful way.

So either Tyler was operating within whatever narrow parameters the sire bond allowed, or...

Or the bond doesn't exist anymore.

The thought sent a chill through her despite the hot water.

Was that even possible? Could a sire bond just... break? Disappear? She'd heard of vampires breaking their sire bonds to their makers eventually, but that took decades, sometimes centuries. And hybrid bonds were supposed to be even stronger, tied to Klaus's unique nature as the Original hybrid.

Unless someone found a way to break them, she thought, her fingers absently tracing patterns in the condensation on the tile wall. A spell, maybe. Or some kind of supernatural loophole.

If the hybrids weren't sired anymore, if Tyler and whoever else was free from Klaus's control...

That changed everything.

You should tell him, the rational part of her brain insisted. Warn Klaus that something's brewing. That his own creations might be planning a coup.

And become exactly what Tyler accused you of being? another part argued back. Klaus's spy? His informant?

She turned off the water with more force than necessary, watching it swirl down the drain like her ability to stay neutral in supernatural politics.

"Lilith!" Caroline's voice drifted through the bathroom door, bright and urgent. "We have like forty-five minutes! Stop having an existential crisis in the shower and get out here!"

Right. The dinner. Klaus's dinner.

One crisis at a time, Lilith told herself, wrapping a towel around her body and another around her damp hair.

Caroline's bedroom had been transformed into something resembling a beauty salon. Makeup covered every available surface—palettes and brushes and tubes of things Lilith was still learning the purposes of. Caroline's curling iron was already heating up on the dresser, next to her straightener and approximately seventeen different hair products.

"Okay," Caroline announced, pointing imperiously at the vanity chair. "Sit. I'm doing your hair first because it takes longer and if we're late I will actually die of embarrassment."

Lilith sat obediently, letting the towel fall from her hair so the dark, damp curls tumbled down her back. Caroline immediately began working her fingers through them, sectioning and examining with the focused intensity of a surgeon preparing for a delicate operation.

"Your hair is ridiculously thick," Caroline muttered, clipping sections out of the way. "Like, criminally thick. Do you know how long this would take to curl? Hours. Literal hours."

"Sorry for my genetically abundant hair follicles," Lilith replied dryly, watching in the mirror as Caroline began the process of transforming wet curls into something elegant.

The familiar ritual was soothing—Caroline's fingers working through her hair, the quiet sounds of clips and pins, the warm light from the vanity bulbs making everything feel soft and safe. For a moment, Lilith let herself just exist in this space, not thinking about conspiracies or sire bonds or dinners with dangerous men.

Caroline worked with practiced efficiency, blow-drying sections of hair smooth before pinning them up in an intricate updo that Lilith couldn't have replicated if her life depended on it. Curls were twisted and secured, pieces artfully pulled out to frame her face, and slowly the style took shape—elegant and sophisticated, with her entire neck exposed in a way that felt both vulnerable and powerful.

"There," Caroline said finally, stepping back to admire her work. "That's going to look killer with the open back."

Lilith turned her head carefully, examining the updo from different angles. It was beautiful—the kind of hairstyle that looked effortless but definitely wasn't, with little tendrils escaping around her face in a way that was romantic rather than messy.

"You're a wizard, Care."

"I know." Caroline grinned, already moving to her own hair. "Now do your makeup while I make myself presentable. And remember what I said—lips, collarbone, the whole strategy."

Lilith turned to face the vanity properly, surveying the impressive array of cosmetics spread before her like weapons in an arsenal. She'd gotten better at makeup over the past few months—Caroline was an excellent teacher, patient and enthusiastic in equal measure—but it still felt like painting in a foreign language sometimes.

Foundation first. She blended it carefully, watching her skin smooth and even out under the coverage. Concealer under her eyes, though thankfully she didn't need much—two hundred years of magical sleep apparently did wonders for dark circles.

Then came the fun part.

Lilith selected an eyeshadow palette in deep, smoky shades—charcoals and blacks and a gorgeous bronze that caught the light. She worked slowly, building color gradually on her lids, blending until the edges were seamless. The dark colors made her crystal irises look almost luminous, like ice reflecting firelight.

Eyeliner came next, and she had to steady her hand carefully as she drew a precise line along her upper lash line, extending it slightly at the outer corner for a subtle wing. Mascara lengthened her already dark lashes, making her eyes look huge and dramatic.

Beside her, Caroline was working on her own hair with the straightener, running it through section after section of blonde curls until they fell in a sleek, glossy curtain down her back. She clipped one side back with a delicate pearl hairclip that caught the light beautifully.

"You're going to look amazing," Lilith said, watching her friend work.

"We both are," Caroline corrected, meeting her eyes in the mirror. "We're going to walk into that dinner looking so good that Klaus forgets whatever manipulative scheme he's probably planning."

If only it were that simple.

Lilith picked up the lipstick she'd selected earlier—a deep, rich red that was bold without being garish. She applied it carefully, making sure the color was even, then blotted once on a tissue. The result was striking—her pale skin, dark eyes, and red lips created a contrast that was both classic and dangerous.

Lips, she remembered Caroline saying. Draw attention to them.

She pressed her lips together, examining the effect. The red made her mouth look fuller, more prominent. Combined with the exposed neck and the plunging neckline of her outfit, she looked...

Like someone who could hold her own against a thousand-year-old vampire, she thought with satisfaction.

"Oh my God," Caroline breathed, turning to look at her properly. "Lilith. Holy shit."

"Good?"

"Good? You look like you could stop traffic. Or start wars. Possibly both." Caroline was staring at her with something like awe. "Klaus is going to have a stroke."

"That's the plan." Lilith stood, carefully so as not to disturb her hair, and moved to where her outfit hung on the back of Caroline's door. "The world would have a lot less to worry."

The skirt slid on first, the fabric hugging her hips and thighs before ending just above her knees. Then came the blouse—she had to be careful with it, making sure not to smudge her makeup as she pulled it over her head. The emerald green silk settled against her skin like water, the deep V neckline revealing the swell of her breasts and the delicate line of her collarbones.

When she turned to check the back in Caroline's full-length mirror, she felt her breath catch slightly. The open back was even more dramatic than she'd remembered—her entire spine exposed, the fabric draping elegantly at her lower back. Combined with the updo, it created this gorgeous contrast of covered and revealed, modest and daring.

Earrings were the final touch—simple silver hoops that Caroline had lent her, elegant without competing with the outfit itself.

Caroline emerged from her closet wearing the dress she'd finally selected after trying on approximately two dozen options. It was a soft, dusty rose color that complemented her blonde hair beautifully, with a sweetheart neckline and a skirt that flowed when she moved. Her straight hair looked glossy and perfect, and the pearl clip added just the right touch of elegance.

"We look good," Caroline announced, turning to examine both of them in the mirror.

"We look dangerous," Lilith corrected.

"Ready?" Caroline asked, grabbing her purse—a small clutch that matched her dress perfectly.

Lilith took one last look in the mirror, at the girl staring back at her with dark eyes and red lips and an exposed neck that suddenly felt very vulnerable.

"Let's go," she said aloud, and followed Caroline out of the room before she could talk herself out of this terrible, wonderful, absolutely insane decision.

 

The drive to the Mikaelson mansion felt simultaneously too long and not nearly long enough. Lilith sat in the passenger seat of Caroline's car, watching the familiar streets of Mystic Falls blur past as her heart did increasingly complicated acrobatics in her chest.

She was nervous.

Why am I nervous? she thought, even though she knew exactly why. It's just dinner. With ancient vampires who could kill me without breaking a sweat. And one particular ancient vampire who makes me forget how to form coherent sentences when he looks at me. Totally normal. Nothing to be nervous about.

Her hands were fidgeting in her lap, fingers twisting together in a way that definitely betrayed her anxiety. The emerald silk of her blouse felt suddenly too thin, too revealing, and she had to resist the urge to pull at the neckline even though it was perfectly positioned.

Caroline pulled up to the mansion's circular drive and killed the engine, but neither of them moved. They just sat there in the growing darkness, the house looming before them like something out of a Gothic novel—all stone and shadows and lit windows that promised either sanctuary or danger, depending on your perspective.

"We could just leave," Caroline offered after a moment, though her voice suggested she didn't actually mean it. "Drive to the Grill, get some fries, pretend we never got this invitation."

"Tempting." Lilith's voice came out slightly breathless. "Very tempting."

They sat in silence for another moment.

Then Caroline's expression changed, her vampire hearing picking up something Lilith couldn't. She leaned closer, her voice dropping to a whisper that was completely unnecessary given who they were visiting.

"Kol's already at the door," she murmured, amusement dancing in her blue eyes. "He heard us pull up. Probably heard us the moment we turned onto their street, knowing him."

Right. Vampires. With their stupid supernatural hearing that meant privacy was essentially a myth.

Lilith glanced at Caroline, an idea forming. "Can I...?"

She didn't have to finish the question. Caroline understood immediately, holding out her hand with a small smile. "Go ahead."

Lilith took her friend's hand, letting her magic reach out carefully, siphoning just a tiny bit of Caroline's vampire nature. The power flooded into her—not enough to be dangerous, just enough to borrow those enhanced senses for a moment.

The world sharpened. Suddenly she could see every detail of the mansion's stonework in the fading light, could count the individual leaves on the hedges lining the drive. The air tasted different against her tongue, richer somehow, full of information she didn't quite know how to process.

And the sounds—

Lilith could hear voices inside the house. Not clearly enough to make out words, but the low rumble of conversation, the clink of glasses, footsteps moving across hardwood floors. Multiple heartbeats—Caroline's beside her, steady and vampire-slow. And deeper in the house, more voices, more movement.

They definitely heard us doing this, she realized, and couldn't help the giggle that escaped her lips.

Caroline joined her, both of them dissolving into slightly hysterical laughter in the car like teenagers about to sneak into a party they definitely shouldn't be attending.

"We're idiots," Lilith managed between giggles.

"Complete idiots," Caroline agreed. "Ready to be idiots in front of the Originals?"

"Absolutely not. I'd rather have fries." But Lilith was already opening her door, the borrowed vampire senses fading as she released Caroline's hand. "Let's go anyway."

They walked toward the entrance together. The mansion looked different in the evening light—more imposing, somehow. More real.

Tonight, she was walking in as... what? A guest? A potential threat? Someone who had information about conspiracies and sire bonds and dangerous plots?

Someone wearing an outfit specifically designed to make Klaus Mikaelson lose his composure, her traitorous brain supplied. Don't forget that part.

As Caroline had predicted, the door swung open before they could even reach for the handle.

Kol stood in the doorway wearing a tuxedo that looked like it had been tailored specifically for his lean frame, his dark hair slicked back in a style that was somehow both elegant and vaguely dangerous. His eyes—those mischievous, perpetually amused eyes—traveled over both of them with the kind of thorough appreciation that would have been insulting if it wasn't so obviously performative.

"Well, well," he drawled, that British accent making even simple words sound like an invitation to trouble. "Don't you two look absolutely delicious this evening."

His gaze lingered on Lilith, taking in the plunging neckline, the exposed back, the way her updo left her neck completely vulnerable. Then he reached for her hand with exaggerated gallantry, clearly intending to do that ridiculous hand-kissing thing he'd tried the last three times they'd met.

Lilith rolled her eyes so hard she briefly worried they might get stuck. In one smooth motion, she pulled her hand away and replaced it with Caroline's, simultaneously pushing past Kol into the entrance hall.

"Hi, Kol. Bye, Kol," she said sweetly over her shoulder.

Behind her, she heard Caroline's delighted laugh and Kol's wounded protest of "Darling, you wound me!"

The entrance hall looked the same as she remembered—all soaring ceilings and expensive artwork and the kind of old-money elegance that came from having a thousand years to accumulate beautiful things. But something about it felt different tonight. More intimate, somehow. The lighting was softer, warmer, and she could smell something cooking that made her stomach remind her she'd been too nervous to eat much today.

Kol appeared at her elbow, having somehow acquired both their jackets without her noticing.

Show-off.

"Where are the others?" Lilith asked, proud of how steady her voice sounded despite the way her heart was currently attempting to break out of her chest.

Kol's grin turned absolutely wicked. "Eager to see Nik, are we?"

"No," Lilith said at the exact same moment Caroline said "Yes" with obvious amusement.

"I hate both of you," Lilith muttered, but she was already following Kol deeper into the mansion.

They walked through hallways lined with art that was probably worth more than entire countries, past rooms that opened onto glimpses of libraries and sitting areas and spaces that spoke of wealth so old it had become casual. Kol kept up a running commentary about various pieces—"That's a Monet, Nik stole it from a museum in 1923, long story"—but Lilith barely heard him.

Her entire focus had narrowed to the growing awareness that she was about to see Klaus. That he was going to see her in this outfit, with her neck exposed and her back bare and her lips painted red specifically to draw his attention.

What was she doing? This was insane. He was an Original vampire. He was dangerous. He was manipulative. He was—

Kol pushed open a set of double doors, and Lilith's thoughts scattered like startled birds.

The dining room was stunning—a long table set with what had to be antique china and crystal glasses that caught the candlelight from the elaborate chandelier overhead. But Lilith barely noticed any of that.

Because there, standing near the far end of the table, were the rest of the Mikaelson siblings.

Rebekah looked devastating in a dark blue dress that hugged her curves and made her blonde hair look almost silver in the low light. Elijah stood beside her in one of his perfectly tailored suits, every inch the gentleman. Finn lingered near the window, looking vaguely uncomfortable about the entire situation, his posture suggesting he'd rather be literally anywhere else.

And Klaus.

Oh God.

He wore dark slacks that fit him perfectly and a white button-up shirt that was just tight enough to hint at the lean muscle beneath. The top few buttons were undone, revealing the hollow of his throat and the beginning of his chest in a way that should have been casual but somehow felt deliberate. His hair was its usual artful chaos—those curls that always looked like he'd just run his fingers through them, simultaneously careless and carefully maintained. His face was clean-shaven, emphasizing the sharp line of his jaw and those lips that Lilith definitely shouldn't be staring at.

He looked effortless. Like he'd just thrown on the first things he'd found and happened to look devastatingly attractive by pure accident.

Except Lilith knew—with a certainty that made her stomach flip—that nothing Klaus Mikaelson did was accidental.

Their eyes met across the room, and Lilith felt that now-familiar sensation low in her belly—a tightening, a warmth, a pull that made her want to either run away or move closer, and she couldn't decide which impulse was stronger.

Klaus's expression did something complicated. His eyes—those impossible blue-green eyes that seemed to see right through her—traveled over her slowly, taking in the updo that exposed her neck, the plunging neckline, the way the emerald silk clung to her curves. When his gaze returned to her face, something in his eyes had darkened, intensified, like he was trying very hard to maintain control and only barely succeeding.

Or maybe that was just wishful thinking on her part.

Get it together, Lilith ordered herself. You're a two-hundred-year-old witch who's survived magical comas and torture and supernatural conspiracies. You can handle one attractive vampire.

Even if said vampire was currently looking at her like she was the only person in the room. Like he wanted to—

"Lilith. Caroline." Rebekah's bright voice cut through the tension like a knife, and Lilith had never been more grateful for an interruption in her life. "You both look... adequate."

"So do you," Lilith managed, finally tearing her gaze away from Klaus to focus on the blonde Original. And it was true, and more—Rebekah looked gorgeous, her dress sophisticated and elegant without trying too hard.

At least they weren't overdressed. That had been a legitimate concern.

"Caroline, darling, that color is perfect on you," Rebekah continued, moving forward to air-kiss Caroline's cheeks. "And Lilith—" Her eyes sparkled with knowing amusement as she took in the outfit. "That's quite the ensemble."

"I can change if it's too much," Lilith heard herself say, and immediately wanted to kick herself. Since when did she apologize for her clothing choices?

"Don't you dare," Klaus's voice cut through the room, and Lilith felt it travel down her spine like a physical touch. His accent made the words sound almost possessive, and when she glanced at him, he was still watching her with that intense focus that made her feel both exposed and protected simultaneously. "You look..." 

He trailed off, and for a moment—just a brief, fleeting moment—Klaus Mikaelson looked like he didn't know what to say.

Then that familiar smirk curved his lips, the one that was equal parts dangerous and charming. "Lovely," he finished, though his eyes suggested he was thinking words considerably more intense than 'lovely.'

"Thank you," Lilith replied, proud of how steady her voice sounded despite the way her heart was currently trying to break several Olympic records. "You look... clean."

Behind her, she heard Kol choke on what might have been a laugh.

Klaus's smirk widened, clearly amused by her inability to give a proper compliment. "How generous of you to notice. I showered."

Elijah stepped forward with a warm smile. "Ladies, welcome. I'm so glad you could join us this evening. May I offer you something to drink?"

"Wine would be great," Caroline said quickly, probably sensing that Lilith needed a moment to remember how to function like a normal person.

"Yes, wine. Wine is good. I like wine," Lilith added, then immediately wanted to die. I like wine? What are you, five years old?

"Wine it is," Elijah replied smoothly, either not noticing or politely ignoring her verbal disaster. He moved to a sideboard where several bottles were already open, their deep red contents gleaming in the candlelight.

Rebekah linked arms with Caroline, already pulling her toward the table. "You simply must tell me where you got that dress. I've been looking for something in exactly that shade—"

Which left Lilith standing there, suddenly alone with Klaus watching her from across the room with an expression that made her skin feel too tight.

"Your mother?" she blurted out, desperately searching for something to say that wasn't you look like walking sin and I want to climb you like a tree. "Is she joining us?"

"Ah yes, Mother." Something flickered across Klaus's expression—amusement mixed with something darker. "She's upstairs, preparing. She'll join us in her own time, I'm sure."

Elijah returned with two glasses of wine, handing one to Lilith with the kind of gentlemanly grace that probably came from centuries of practice. "Mother has always had a flair for dramatic entrances. I suspect she's timing her arrival for maximum impact."

"Don't say that," Finn muttered from near the window, speaking for the first time. He looked distinctly uncomfortable in his formal attire, like a man who'd been forced into a party he had no interest in attending.

"Come," Klaus said, and suddenly he was beside her—she hadn't even seen him move—offering his arm with old-fashioned courtesy that should have looked ridiculous in the 21st century but somehow just looked... right. "Let's sit before Kol drinks all the wine and we're forced to listen to him complain about the selection."

"I heard that," Kol called from where he was already seated at the table.

"You were meant to," Klaus replied without looking away from Lilith.

She hesitated for just a moment, staring at his offered arm. Taking it felt significant somehow, like crossing a line she couldn't uncross. Like admitting something she wasn't ready to admit.

She wore this outfit specifically to get his attention though, taking his arm is hardly the most daring thing she had done tonight.

Lilith placed her hand on Klaus's arm, feeling the lean muscle beneath the fabric of his shirt, and let him guide her toward the table.

The dining room suddenly felt very small and very warm.

Klaus guided her to a seat near the middle of the table, and Lilith found herself positioned next to Caroline with Klaus directly across from her. She wasn't sure which arrangement would have been worse—him beside her, where their legs might brush under the table and she'd be hyperaware of every breath he took, or this, where he could watch her openly, those impossibly blue-green eyes tracking her every movement like she was the only interesting thing in the room.

At least this way I can see him coming, she thought, then immediately regretted the phrasing because her brain helpfully supplied several inappropriate interpretations.

She took a sip of wine—something red and expensive that probably cost more than a car—and tried to look like she attended fancy vampire dinners all the time. Like she wasn't acutely aware of Klaus's gaze on her, the weight of his attention somehow both unnerving and intoxicating.

His hands rested on the table, and Lilith found herself staring at them despite her best efforts not to. They were beautiful hands—long fingers, prominent veins running up his forearms where his sleeves were rolled to his elbows. Artist's hands, she thought randomly. The kind of hands that could create masterpieces or commit murder with equal grace.

Stop staring at his hands like a Victorian maiden seeing an ankle for the first time, she ordered herself firmly.

The first course arrived with the kind of synchronized efficiency that suggested the Mikaelsons definitely had staff lurking somewhere in this massive house. Young men in crisp uniforms placed bowls before each of them with practiced ease, the soup inside releasing a fragrant steam that made Lilith's stomach remind her she'd barely eaten today.

"This is like something out of a fancy movie," Lilith blurted out, then immediately felt her face heat. "I mean—not that I didn't expect fancy, obviously you'd have fancy dinners, you're a thousand years old and probably have very refined tastes, I just—"

"Lilith," Klaus interrupted, and his voice carried that amused warmth that made her want to both punch him and kiss him. "Breathe."

"I'm breathing. I'm perfectly capable of breathing and speaking at the same time, thank you very much, Niklaus."

His smirk suggested he found her flustered state deeply entertaining.

Lilith focused on her soup with more attention than it probably deserved. She generally hated soup—it was one of those foods that always seemed to be either too hot or too cold, never the right consistency, and rarely worth the effort of eating it with a spoon when solid food existed.

But this soup was... actually good.

Really good.

The flavors were complex and rich, some kind of butternut squash base with hints of sage and something else she couldn't quite identify. It was perfectly seasoned, the temperature just right, and Lilith found herself taking another spoonful despite her general soup-related prejudices.

"So," Caroline said, her voice bright with curiosity as she gestured around the elegant dining room with her spoon, "do you guys just have a professional chef on call? Like, 'Hey, we're having dinner guests, whip up something Michelin-star quality?'"

"Something like that," Kol replied with a grin. He leaned back in his chair, clearly enjoying the opportunity to show off. "His name is Pierre Rousseau. Trained at Le Cordon Bleu, worked at several three-star Michelin restaurants in Paris before Nik convinced him to relocate to our humble abode. He's won the James Beard Award twice, has his own cookbook, and once made Gordon Ramsay cry—though that last bit might be unconfirmed gossip."

"You're kidding," Caroline breathed, her eyes wide.

"Not even a little bit. Pierre is a culinary genius. We pay him an absolutely obscene amount of money to ensure he never leaves us." Kol took a sip of his wine, looking pleased with himself. "The man can make cardboard taste like heaven. It's quite remarkable, really."

Lilith and Caroline exchanged a look—that particular best-friend telepathy that communicated volumes without words. These people are insane. They have an award-winning chef just... living in their house. Making them soup.

"Must be nice," Lilith murmured, taking another spoonful of the admittedly incredible soup.

"It has its advantages," Klaus said, and when she glanced up, he was still watching her. Always watching. His gaze dropped briefly to her mouth—tracking the movement of her spoon, the way her lips parted—before returning to her eyes with an intensity that made heat pool low in her stomach.

He was doing this on purpose. Being subtle about it, making her wonder if she was imagining things, but he was definitely—

The dining room doors opened.

The easy, almost playful atmosphere evaporated instantly, replaced by a tension so thick Lilith could practically taste it. Every Mikaelson sibling straightened slightly, their expressions shifting into something more guarded. Even Kol's perpetual smirk faded into something more neutral.

Esther Mikaelson swept into the room like she owned it—which, technically, she probably did. Or had, at some point. Her presence commanded attention in a way that had nothing to do with supernatural power and everything to do with sheer force of personality. She wore a elegant dress in deep plum, her blonde hair swept up in an intricate style that probably took hours to achieve, and moved with the kind of grace that came from centuries of practice.

But it was her eyes that made Lilith's skin crawl.

They were knowing. Too knowing. Like she could see beneath the surface of things, past the carefully constructed facades people wore, straight into the uncomfortable truths they tried to hide.

Caroline's hand found Lilith's under the table, squeezing briefly. We're in this together, the touch said. Whatever happens.

Esther settled herself at the head of the table with the kind of natural authority that suggested she was used to being in charge. She looked at each of her children in turn—some kind of maternal assessment that made even Klaus shift slightly in his seat—before her gaze landed on the two humans at her table.

"Caroline," she said, her voice warm and welcoming in a way that somehow felt calculated. "And Lilith. How wonderful that you could join us this evening. I'm Esther Mikaelson, mother to this rather... eclectic brood."

"It's nice to meet you," Caroline replied with practiced politeness, though Lilith could hear the slight tension in her voice.

"Thank you for having us," Lilith added, forcing a smile that probably looked more like a grimace.

Esther's attention focused on Lilith with unsettling intensity. Her eyes—dark and penetrating—seemed to catalog every detail: the updo that exposed her neck, the plunging neckline, the way she sat just slightly too close to Caroline for comfort. And something in that gaze made Lilith feel exposed in a way that had nothing to do with her outfit.

She knows, Lilith thought suddenly. She knows I'm a siphoner. She probably knew the moment I walked into this house.

The Original witch's lips curved into a smile that was pleasant enough on the surface but held undertones Lilith couldn't quite decipher. "A siphoner," Esther said softly, confirming Lilith's suspicions. "How rare. How very... interesting."

The word 'interesting' sounded almost like a threat.

"Mother," Elijah said smoothly, his tone diplomatic but carrying a warning. "Perhaps we should allow our guests to enjoy their meal before delving into—"

"I'm simply making conversation, Elijah." Esther turned that penetrating gaze back to Lilith. "Tell me, dear, how are you finding the 21st century? It must be quite an adjustment, waking up after so long."

How does she know that? Lilith wondered, though the answer was obvious. Esther was the Original witch. She probably knew everything about everyone in Mystic Falls, possibly through magic, possibly through her children's gossip, possibly through sheer creepy omniscience.

"It's been... educational," Lilith replied carefully, choosing each word like she was navigating a minefield. "Lots of new technology to learn. Different social customs. Better hot chocolate."

That last bit slipped out before she could stop it, and Kol actually laughed—a genuine sound that broke some of the tension. "Better hot chocolate," he repeated, grinning. "I like her, Nik. She has priorities."

Klaus's expression remained carefully neutral, but something in his eyes suggested amusement. 

Esther continued to watch Lilith with that unnerving intensity, like she was trying to solve a particularly complex puzzle. "And how do you find my children? Are they treating you well?"

Loaded question alert. This was definitely a loaded question.

"They've been... hospitable," she said, glancing briefly at Klaus before returning her attention to Esther. "Kol saved me from a very unpleasant situation recently. I'm grateful."

"Are you?" Esther's head tilted slightly, bird-like. "Grateful. How interesting."

There was that word again. Interesting. Coming from Esther Mikaelson, it felt less like a compliment and more like a diagnosis.

The staff returned—those efficient, silent young men who apparently worked for the most dangerous family in Mystic Falls—removing the soup bowls and replacing them with the main course. The pasta looked incredible: fresh fettuccine in what appeared to be a cream sauce with herbs, accompanied by perfectly cooked vegetables and garnishes that looked too pretty to eat.

The smell alone was enough to make Lilith's mouth water, but her appetite had diminished considerably under Esther's scrutiny.

"Caroline," Esther said, finally turning her attention away from Lilith. "You're a vampire. How are you finding immortality? Is it everything you hoped it would be?"

Caroline handled the question with surprising grace, launching into a carefully neutral answer about adjusting to her new reality while Lilith tried to slow her racing heartbeat.

There's something wrong here, she thought, watching the Original witch smile pleasantly at Caroline while her children sat rigid in their seats. Something off. She's being too nice, too interested, too—

Under the table, she felt something brush against her foot.

Lilith glanced up sharply, meeting Klaus's eyes across the table. He wasn't smirking now—his expression was serious, concerned even, and the gentle pressure of his foot against hers felt almost protective. A silent message: I'm here. You're safe.

Which should have been ridiculous. Klaus Mikaelson was many things, but 'safe' had never been one of them.

Yet somehow, with Esther's knowing gaze still burning into her peripheral vision, that small point of contact felt like an anchor.

This is going to be a very long dinner, Lilith thought, picking up her fork with fingers that trembled only slightly. 

The pasta was divine.

No, divine wasn't strong enough. It was transcendent. Life-altering. The kind of food that made Lilith understand why people became obsessed with cuisine, why they traveled across continents just to taste something prepared by a master. The fettuccine was perfectly al dente, the cream sauce rich without being heavy, and whatever herbs Pierre had used created a flavor profile that made her want to weep with joy.

If I had access to this chef, I'd gain fifty pounds in a month, Lilith mused, twirling another forkful. And it would be completely worth it.

Across from her, Klaus was eating with the kind of casual elegance that shouldn't have been attractive but absolutely was. The movement of his jaw as he chewed, the way his throat worked when he swallowed—Lilith found herself tracking these details with embarrassing intensity.

Then he reached up, slowly rolling his sleeves higher on his forearms.

Oh, that bastard.

Because there was no way—absolutely no way—that wasn't deliberate. The fabric slid up to reveal more of those forearms she'd been trying not to stare at earlier: lean muscle, prominent veins, a light dusting of hair that was somehow devastatingly masculine. His hands moved with artist's precision as he adjusted the fabric, and Lilith felt heat bloom low in her belly.

He was doing this on purpose. He had to be.

Klaus laughed at something Kol said—a genuine sound that transformed his face, those dimples appearing in his cheeks like they'd been carved there specifically to destroy her composure. The dimples were unfair. Everything about him was unfair, really, but the dimples were particularly offensive.

Lilith reached for her wine glass, needing something to do with her hands that wasn't "reach across the table and trace the line of Klaus's jaw."

The wine was excellent. Smooth and rich with just enough complexity to be interesting. She took a sip, then another, barely registering the taste as she watched Klaus gesture while he spoke, those forearms flexing, his hands moving with casual grace.

When did I finish the first glass? she wondered distantly, realizing she was already halfway through her second. Am I drinking too fast? I'm definitely drinking too fast.

But the wine helped. It dulled the sharp edge of awareness, made it easier to sit here and pretend she wasn't acutely conscious of every breath Klaus took, every small movement, every time his eyes found hers across the table.

Conversation flowed around her—Rebekah telling some story about Paris in the 1920s, Elijah interjecting with corrections, Caroline laughing at something Kol said. Normal dinner party conversation, if you ignored the fact that most of the participants were immortal vampires discussing events they'd personally witnessed.

Lilith brought her wine glass to her lips again, tilting it back for another sip. The rim was cool against her mouth, and without really thinking about it, she traced the edge with her tongue—just catching a lingering drop of wine before it could fall.

The movement was automatic. Unconscious.

Until she felt Klaus's attention lock onto her like a physical touch.

Lilith's eyes snapped up, meeting his gaze across the table, and her breath caught.

He'd gone completely still. His fork had stopped halfway to his mouth, forgotten. Those blue-green eyes—which had been relatively controlled all evening—had darkened to something storm-colored and intense. His focus was absolute, fixed on her mouth with the kind of concentration usually reserved for matters of life and death.

She watched his jaw tighten, the muscle jumping beneath his skin. His hands—those beautiful, dangerous hands—clenched into fists on the table, knuckles going white with tension.

Oh. The realization hit her like a freight train: she'd affected him. Actually, genuinely affected him. Klaus Mikaelson—thousand-year-old Original hybrid, artist, murderer, one of the most powerful creatures on the planet—was struggling to maintain his composure because she'd licked wine off her glass.

The shock only lasted a moment.

Then something shifted inside Lilith—some reckless, wine-warmed part of her that wanted to see exactly how far she could push this. Caroline's advice echoed in her mind: Draw attention to your lips. Make it look natural.

She held Klaus's gaze deliberately, watching his eyes darken further as she slowly—so slowly—ran her tongue along her bottom lip. Wetting it. Drawing attention to the curve of her mouth, the red lipstick that had probably smudged slightly from eating and drinking.

Then she tilted her head back, the movement exposing the long line of her throat, and drained the rest of her wine in one smooth swallow. The alcohol burned pleasantly down her throat, and she let her eyes flutter closed for just a moment, savoring it.

When she lowered the glass and opened her eyes, Klaus's expression had shifted into something that made her core clench with sudden, desperate need.

His face was a study in controlled violence. Unamused. Jaw so tense she could see the muscle ticking beneath his skin. Eyes dark enough to be almost black, fixed on her with an intensity that felt predatory. Dangerous.

He looked like a man barely holding himself back from doing something catastrophic. Like she'd pushed him right to the edge of his carefully maintained control and he was this close to saying fuck it and showing her exactly what happened when you teased an apex predator.

The air between them felt charged, electric, like the moment before lightning struck.

Lilith felt heat flood her body—not the gentle warmth from the wine, but something more urgent, more demanding. She was acutely aware of the dampness between her thighs, the way her nipples had tightened against the silk of her blouse, the pulse point in her throat that was probably visibly racing.

I am in so much trouble, she thought hazily. So much trouble and I don't even care.

Then she felt it: the gentle pressure of Klaus's expensive shoe against her ankle.

Except it wasn't just pressure. It was movement. His foot stroking slowly up the inside of her ankle, the touch feather-light but absolutely deliberate, hidden beneath the table where no one else could see.

Lilith choked on air.

Actually choked, her breath catching audibly in her throat as sensation shot straight up her leg and settled as liquid heat between her thighs. Her hand flew to her mouth, eyes watering slightly as she tried to remember how to breathe like a functional human being.

"Lilith?" Caroline's concerned voice cut through the haze. "You okay?"

"Fine," Lilith managed, her voice strangled. "Just—wine went down wrong."

"Perhaps you should slow down," Esther observed from the head of the table, her tone pleasant but her eyes knowing. Too knowing. "We wouldn't want you to become... overwhelmed."

Too late. Way too late for that.

Klaus's foot continued its torturous path, sliding higher along her calf now, the friction of fabric against skin somehow both too much and not nearly enough. His expression had shifted into something that looked almost innocent—if you ignored the wicked glint in his eyes and the satisfied curve at the corner of his mouth.

He knew exactly what he was doing to her.

And from the look on his face, he was enjoying every second of it.

Lilith reached for the wine bottle with trembling fingers, refilling her glass with more urgency than grace. She needed something to do with her hands, needed some explanation for the flush she could feel spreading across her chest, creeping up her neck.

Keep it together, she ordered herself. You're at a dinner table with his entire family. His mother is literally right there. Be normal.

But normal was impossible when Klaus's shoe was tracing lazy patterns along her bare calf, the touch maddeningly light, almost teasing. The fabric of his sock created just enough friction to make her skin hypersensitive, every nerve ending suddenly awake and demanding more.

She took a large swallow of wine, trying to focus on the conversation happening around her. Rebekah was saying something about fashion week, Elijah was responding with his usual diplomatic politeness, and Caroline was nodding along like she wasn't sitting next to someone currently being seduced under a dining table.

Then Klaus's foot moved higher.

The tip of his shoe found the inside of her knee—that insanely sensitive spot that most people didn't even know existed—and Lilith felt her entire body lock up. Heat flooded her face, spreading down her neck to her chest, and she knew she was blushing. Actually, visibly blushing like some Victorian maiden.

This is torture, she thought desperately. Actual torture. He's torturing me in front of his family and I can't even—

Two could play this game.

Lilith leaned forward to reach for her pasta, the movement deliberate and calculated. The neckline of her blouse gaped open, revealing the swell of her breasts, the delicate lace of her bra, the shadow of her cleavage. She took her time, letting Klaus get a full view before sitting back with her fork.

She didn't look at him. Didn't need to. She could feel his reaction in the sudden stillness across the table, the sharp intake of breath that was almost inaudible but definitely there.

His foot stilled for a moment—just a heartbeat—and then it continued its path upward with renewed purpose.

Higher.

Past her knee.

Along her inner thigh.

Oh God.

The pressure increased slightly, his shoe sliding higher still until it rested between her thighs against the chair, the firm pressure exactly where she was already aching, already desperately wet, already so turned on she could barely think straight.

Lilith's fork clattered against her plate.

Every eye at the table turned to her, and she felt like she was going to spontaneously combust from the combination of arousal and embarrassment flooding her system.

"I need air," she blurted out, shoving her chair back so abruptly it scraped loudly against the floor. "Excuse me. I just—air. Fresh air."

She didn't wait for a response. Couldn't wait. If she stayed at that table for one more second with Klaus's shoe pressed between her thighs and his eyes watching her with that dark, knowing intensity, she was going to do something catastrophic.

Like climb across the table and kiss him in front of his entire family.

Or possibly just orgasm right there in her chair, which would be mortifying on several levels.

Lilith moved through the mansion on instinct, her body remembering the layout from her previous visit. Down a hallway, through a set of French doors, and suddenly she was outside on a stone balcony that overlooked the gardens.

The cool night air hit her like a blessing, raising goosebumps on her overheated skin. She gripped the balcony railing, breathing deeply, trying to get her racing heart under control.

What am I doing? she thought, staring out at the manicured grounds without really seeing them. What the hell am I doing?

She heard the French doors open behind her.

Of course he'd followed her. Of course.

"Are you quite finished tormenting me, love?" Klaus's voice came from directly behind her, that accent wrapping around the words like velvet and sin. "Or shall we continue this game until one of us breaks?"

Lilith kept her eyes on the gardens, gripping the railing harder. "I have no idea what you're talking about."

"Don't you?" He moved closer—she could feel him now, the heat of his body, the displacement of air as he invaded her space. "The outfit. The wine glass. Leaning forward to show me..." His voice dropped lower, rougher. "You know exactly what you're doing."

"I was just eating dinner," Lilith said, aiming for innocent and landing somewhere around 'blatantly lying.' "If you interpreted my perfectly normal actions as—"

She gasped as Klaus moved, suddenly crowding her against the balcony railing. His body was a solid wall of heat behind her, not quite touching but close enough that she could feel every breath he took. One hand came down on the railing beside hers, caging her in, and when he leaned forward to speak directly into her ear, she felt his words as much as heard them.

"Perfectly normal," he repeated, and she could hear the smile in his voice. "Is that what we're calling it?"

Lilith's heart was racing so fast she thought it might actually explode. She was pressed between Klaus and the railing, the stone edge cold against her stomach, his body radiating heat at her back. One small movement and they'd be touching. One shift backward and she'd feel exactly what effect she'd had on him.

Don't look down, she thought hysterically. The balcony is very high and you're very drunk and this is very dangerous.

"You could throw me off this balcony with one hand," she heard herself say, the wine making her tongue loose. "Just... flick me over the edge. Splat."

Klaus went very still behind her. "Are you afraid?"

Lilith actually laughed—a slightly unhinged sound that was definitely influenced by alcohol and arousal and the complete insanity of this situation. "Should I be?"

"Most people are." His voice had that considering quality, like he was trying to figure out a puzzle. "Most people have excellent self-preservation instincts around me."

"Well, my self-preservation instincts are clearly defective." She finally turned to face him, which was a mistake because now they were inches apart, his eyes dark and intense in the moonlight. "Add it to the list of my many character flaws."

Klaus's hand came up slowly, giving her time to pull away, before cupping her jaw with a gentleness that seemed at odds with the tension radiating through his body. His thumb traced along her cheekbone, and Lilith felt the touch everywhere.

"I shouldn't do this," he murmured, his eyes searching hers. "You're intoxicated."

Something hot and angry flared in Lilith's chest, cutting through the wine-soaked desire like a knife. She straightened, closing the distance between them until their faces were mere inches apart, until she could see the flecks of gold in his eyes and count his eyelashes if she wanted to.

"I am so sick," she said, her voice low and fierce, "of men thinking women can't make their own decisions when they've been drinking, but apparently men can. You know what the difference is between drunk and incapacitated? I can't walk straight right now, but I can sure as hell think straight."

Klaus's eyes darkened further, his grip on her jaw tightening just slightly. "Lilith—"

"I know exactly what I'm doing." She moved closer, close enough that their lips were almost touching, close enough that she could feel his breath against her mouth. "I know exactly what I want. And if you're going to use my wine consumption as an excuse to back away now after spending the last hour trying to make me lose my mind under that table, then you're not nearly as brave as you pretend to be."

The air between them was electric, charged with so much tension it felt like reality might crack. Klaus's other hand came up to grip her hip, his fingers digging in hard enough to leave marks, and Lilith felt herself being pulled closer, felt the solid heat of his body finally, blessedly against hers.

His lips were a breath away from hers. One tiny movement and they'd be kissing, and Lilith knew with absolute certainty that once they started, she wouldn't want to stop.

Klaus's eyes were black now, pupils blown wide with desire, and she could feel the restraint it was taking for him not to just take what they both so desperately wanted.

"You are going to be the death of me," he whispered against her lips.

"Good," Lilith breathed back, tilting her face up—

"THERE YOU ARE!"

Kol's voice shattered the moment like a rock through glass.

They sprang apart—or rather, Lilith sprang apart, stumbling backward against the railing while Klaus merely turned with the kind of lethal grace that suggested he was strongly considering murdering his brother.

Kol stood in the doorway, looking far too pleased with himself, his dark eyes dancing with mischief and something that might have been deliberate timing.

"Mother wants to make a toast," he announced, his grin absolutely wicked. "She's asking where you two disappeared to. Should I tell her you're out here having a tender moment, or would you prefer to maintain some plausible deniability?"

Klaus's expression promised violence. "Kol—"

"I vote plausible deniability!" Lilith interjected quickly, her voice slightly too high. She pushed away from the railing, smoothing down her skirt with shaking hands. "Yes. We were just... getting air. Separately. In the same location. Platonically."

"Platonically," Kol repeated, clearly delighted. "Of course. How very innocent."

"I'm going to kill you," Klaus said pleasantly. "Slowly. With a blunt object."

"Get in line, brother." Kol's grin widened. "Now come along, both of you, before Mother sends out a search party. And Lilith—" He winked. "You might want to fix your lipstick. It's looking a bit... smudged."

Lilith's hand flew to her mouth, even though she knew nothing had happened, they hadn't even kissed, but her lipstick was definitely worse for wear after all the wine and deliberate lip-biting.

I'm going to die, she thought as she followed Kol back inside, acutely aware of Klaus behind her. I'm going to die of sexual frustration and embarrassment, and they're going to find my body on this balcony tomorrow morning.

 

Notes:

I C*CKBLOCKED YOU ALL. HAH.

Did you really think they were going to kiss already? Fools 🤭 The road is long and hard and so is—

Ahem, anyway. I am really liking this soooo much, some kind of writers blessing hit me. Maybe its also the books on kindle I'm eating up and slobbering down.

Have fun lovelies 🩷