Chapter Text
Izuku Midoriya: Quirk: Roast for All
Roast Hero: Deku Spits Fire
“Your Weakness is Your Personality”
The battle was tense.
A group of Class 1-A students, led by Midoriya, had been cornered by a trio of League of Villains remnants in a ruined mall. Smoke poured through the shattered skylight as Spinner, Mr. Compress, and a new recruit named DeathKlawz9000 stood ready to strike.
But Izuku… just stood there.
No flicker of green lightning.
No combat stance.
Just… arms crossed, eyebrow raised.
“Really?” he said, tone flat. “This is who they sent? A lizard cosplayer, a magician whose best trick was disappearing from relevance, and someone who sounds like a Fortnite username made by a 12-year-old?”
DeathKlawz9000’s claw-tipped gloves twitched. “W-what did you say?!”
“I said,” Izuku stepped forward, “you sound like the rejected backup dancer for the Pussycat Dolls. What are you going to do, hit me with your ultimate move: Emo Roar of Useless Anger?”
The villain screamed, lunging forward—only to be tripped by Sero’s tape.
Mr. Compress scoffed. “Midoriya, you dare mock us instead of fighting with honor?”
“Honor? Bro, you kidnapped a cat and called it psychological warfare. You look like you shop at Spirit Halloween all year round.”
Spinner tried to rush him next.
Izuku sidestepped casually and added, “Go crawl back to your Naruto OC roleplay forum, King Koopa.”
Spinner screeched.
Ashido whispered to Kaminari, “When did Izuku get so savage?”
Kaminari’s eyes were wide. “I think his Quirk evolved into One For Roast All…”
As the day ended, the 1-A group gathered in the common room. Izuku sat in the center, notebook in hand.
“What’s that?” Uraraka asked.
He smiled. “Roast strategies. Just in case we fight Dabi again. I need at least ten fire puns and one reference to his daddy issues.”
Todoroki blinked. “You scare me sometimes.”
Izuku grinned. “That’s the idea.”