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3:05 AM
Fags + Guest 1337
Chance: Guys.
GUYS.
GUYS WHY IS SHEDLETSKY MAKING CHICKEN RIGHT NOW
007n7: Oh is that what he wanted the live chicken for?
Huh
Chance: WHAT DO YOU MEAN LIVE CHICKEN???
ITS FUCKING DEEP FRYING RIGHT NOW
007n7: Wait a fucking minute why are you awake
Chance: .
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
007n7: Go to sleep 🙁
Staying up late is not only bad for your body but will also make you perform worse
Chance: Okay dad /pos
007n7: I’m not even that old I’m like 26
Chance: WAIT WHAT
007n7: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT
Guest 1337: Guys i don’t mind if you talk at 3am but 007n7 please turn the brightness down 🙏🙏
007n7: OH SHIT SORRY
I didn’t realize it was that bright! :(
Guest 1337: nono it’s okay
Really though, you both should go to sleep now
007n7: act. Im a bit thirsty
I’ll get something to drink first
Y’all want anything? :P
Guest 1337: I’ll have water
Chance: Uhhhh do we still have the pie
007n7: I can check! If not i can make some more
I’m wide awake anyways lol
@Two Time
I know you’re awake do you want anything
Two Time: i’ll just take a cola
007n7: .
Guys your food and drinks r gonna have to wait
Two Time: wait no i’m fine i swear
Chance: You know it’s bad when they stop talking so formally
Two Time: .
I guess
It’s just
.
Do i bother you guys?
Do i talk to much?
007n7: Absolutely fucking not.
You would never bother me - and i’m sure everyone else can say the same
Guest 1337: Agreed
Sure, the talk about Spawn every time is sometimes repetitive
But it would never bother me
Chance: 100%
We love you no matter what [platonically of course]
Two Time: .
Thanks
I think I’ll have some water
Maybe a few blueberries
007n7: alright !! I’ll get them 2 you soon :P
Two Time: Thanks
Killers
Forgetful Fucker: i lsakve msn whsie
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WHAT FHE SHUFJ WHSO DHFANFE MG NAEF
1x1x1x1: do you like it
Forgetful Fucker: NNITHE FDICK I DSONT??>??>”
Wajf wso whsa mf wfie
1x1x1x1: i rest my case
Forgetful Fucker: SFUCKCSOYU
1x1x1x1: I’d prefer to not
Mafibitch: Both of you pLEASE shut up i JUST got bluudud to shut up
WHAT THE FUCK 1x1x1x1
D1 Guest simp: huh
HWAHT I WOULD NEVER SIMP FOR GUEST 1337
1x1x1x1: sure
C00lestkidd!!: :0
Mafibitch: FAVOURITISM???? WHY IS HIS NAME NOT CHANGED
1x1x1x1: this is NOT favouritism
Forgetful Fucker: YEDS THF FUDKC IT FIS
1x1x1x1: do you remember what happened to mafioso
Mafibitch: .
WOW OKAY
Forgetful Fucker: WDIATIMDOTRTY OLDEASDMSDKMALKNSAMDV,dsnajdf
Mafibitch: oh shit what
D1 Guest simp: fs in the chat
Mafibitch: Damn did 007n7 leave you or sum…
1x1x1x1: .
Do you want me to beat you
Mafibitch: Forget i said anything
8:03 AM
Survivors !!
Fatass: gng does anyone know where my chicken went
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DISPLAY
#1 Elliot: Reminds me of that one time you made my user MinimumWageWorker
Fatass: .
LOOK IM SORRY OKAY
I JUST THOUGHT ITD BE FUNNY 😭😭
#1 Elliot: I already removed my admin :P
Fatass: Wait how’d you even get the admin
I thought Builderman and 007 were the only ones who could give admin
#1 Elliot: .
kys
Fatass: WOW OKAY 💔💔💔
Bob The Builder: Okay gng we have a round soon and the killer is 1x1x1x1
We gotta be strategic - 1x’s been unpredictable lately
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY USER????
Fatass: Oh shiii you too Builderman? :x
That 1% of gamblers: What the fuck’s up guys 1!1!!!!11
I don’t know about you but i had an excellent night
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE USERS
Praise the Spawn: It seems that our dear admins have had a slight adjustment to their names
That 1% of gamblers: Dussekar seems fine though
nevermibd why does it say ripoff Harry Potter
Bomber !! 🔥🔥: what
Fatass: cuh is not slick
I see sum clear favourites ngl
Bomber !! 🔥🔥: not my fault i’m just better ^_^
Noobie: what
Fatass: CLEAR FAVOURITES
Praise the Spawn: Dear admin, you could also take this as a sign as to why 007 might have changed your display to such a name
#1 Elliot: What the fuckkk guysss
It’s like way too early for this
I already stayed up late making pizzas
TheLastGuest: gng what the FUCK STOP TEXTING ??/??
007n7: What thefuck happened
I just woke up
Bomber !! 🔥🔥: Can i please keep this name
IM BEGGING I LOVE THIS NAME
007n7: Sure? 0_o
Perspective changing to 1x :P
DMs
Unknown: Hii !!
1x1x1x1: Who is this? I thought I had all the killer’s numbers already
Unknown: yeahh you probably do :P
I’m 007!! ^o^
1x1x1x1: Ohh
I didn’t know you could add the numbers from the other side
007n7: I actually hacked your number into my phone 0_0
1x1x1x1: Of course you did
007n7: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN </3 ToT
1x1x1x1: Nothing dear ^^
007n7: OH that reminds me!!
We can actually add nicknames :0
1x1x1x1: Wait really?
That’s fucking epiccc
007n7 has renamed 1x1x1x1 to Lime <3
007n7: ‘cause it’s your favourite food ^o^
Lime <3: !!
I didn’t think you’d remember
In that case
Lime <3 has renamed 007n7 to Lemon♡
Lemon♡: Oh!
Aw that’s so cute
Now we match!! ^^
Lime <3: 💚
Lemon♡: 💛
I do have to go now though
The other survivors are going to wonder why i havent been in matches lately
Lime <3: Fair
See you!!
Lemon♡: Love you <3
Lime <3: Lyt <3
007n7 put his phone down, staring at the ceiling of his room. On the other side, he could hear Guest 1337 sleeping. He had participated in around half the rounds of the day and was exhausted. Carefully, so as not to wake Guest 1337 up, 007n7 got out of bed. Tail flicking nervously, he shuffled to the door of their room and outside. Truth be told, 007n7 hadn’t participated in many of the rounds 1x1x1x1 was the killer. The last time he did, it was to give the phones to them. He just didn’t really know how to face it. But, well, he has to eventually. He slowly made his way to the lobby where the survivors volunteered for the next match.
Apparently, after Guest 1337 clocked out for the time being, Elliot soon followed. That meant Builderman had to replace Elliot as a healer, and Shedletsky and Two Time for Guest 1337. Taph joined as well, along with Dussekar. Noob and Chance were also there. It seemed they were debating who to drag back into the game…
Hesitantly, he walked into the lobby.
“You don’t need to drag them back. Let them rest” He said, “I’ll go.”
Chance’s head instantly snapped up, eyes narrowing - though no one could really tell. He wore those sunglasses for a reason… He opened his mouth to speak, but a single flick of 007n7’s tail shut him up. In the corner of their eye, they saw Two Time also itching to speak. Both were aware, however, that 007n7 probably needed to do something other than be in the cabin. After a moment, everyone agreed, though some more hesitant than others.
007n7 could feel Noob staring at him, trying to decipher what to make of him. Oh, he remembered their last conversation so well. Despite their initial fear towards him, Noob slowly warmed up to 007n7.
Under tiny, bright lights that imitated stars, with wind gently swaying the grass as they both stared up.
“Do you have any regrets?” 007n7 whispered, the first to break the silence that once held him down like he was under water. Noob had stared at him, breath hitching, tears threatening to fall onto the soft carpet of grass.
“Of course I do.” They responded, voice barely above a whisper, cracking with emotion. How could one phrase break them so much like that? It wasn’t fair.
007n7 had held them, letting them cry, words unintelligible between sobs, as they tried to explain about their
partner
best friend. Tears prickled at 007n7’s own eyes, but he wouldn’t let them fall. Couldn’t. He didn’t deserve to mourn.
007n7 shook his head, trying to get a hold of himself before the round started. Then he felt the tingling sensation that meant they would be teleported soon. The killer this time? Pr3ttyprincess. Someone really should tell her to stop being so aggressive…
Survivors!!
Praise the Spawn: I pray to the Spawn for help, as the killer is currently chasing me
007n7: Where? I can probably use my clone to get her off you
DMs
Two Time: She’s chasing me at the uh castle thing
007n7: ok wait a mo im coming
ok shit nvm she saw me
CAN YOU GET SOMEONE TO HELP KOAKFDOAA
Nevermind im healing i found a med and she lost me
007n7 has renamed Two Time to 2Timer !!
2Timer !!: oh! :0
Thanks hehe ^_^
007n7: Np :D
Okay uh i found another med, do you need it?
2Timer !!: No itsokay builderman set up a dispenser
007n7: okay thats good ^_^