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it wqs a veey uummm . Um . I guess not so sunny day at la manchaland ???? Can bloodfiend sgo in the sun ???? Idfk i forgot man icl
but thus subta biut ka mandhakand rn its abiut the two people thatbwork atbthenoarade . Ringmaster and Charlatan which have coinciden . CocidentallHOWEVER YOU SPELL THAT SHIT have ran ojt kf ediblebags
" rings what the fuck are we going to do
if tehres no edibles that means i cant dk the parades normally you know i need them to do the stunts bro "
" Charlatan .
let's invade Dulcinea's Super Secret Stash Of Ediblebags "
" dude whybwoukd we do that she's our boss . And plus i dkn't wanna get beat wirh an umb "
" i'll help you o yojr stupidass kesbian crush "
" ykw bru helk yes ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ lets do it twin "
" doNot call me twin 😒 "
and so they did . Right in the bavk of la manchaland there was a secret stash filled with ediblebars Untouched and Still ( boooii still water . )
" we are soooooo gonna getbour salary cut ijbol "
" charlataj syfm and start eating we have 10 minutes until the parade starts you Troglodyte "
while these biggies drinked the ediblebags they didnt hear dulci come close oh nah bru those who know 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀Sorry
" oh my hid bro thus tastes absolue Dog Water hkw does she ddink thjs shit "
" whatbthe fuck are you guysbdoing inp my secret stash "
" ummm ummmIT WAS CHARLATANS IDEA NOT MINE "
" ????? RINGMASTER SYFM FAGGOT I KNOW DAMN WELL UT WAS YOUR IDEA "
" do Not make me hit you guys like i hit cassetti when he burns my casseroles "
ringamseter and dharkatan jhst sighed and walked away in defeat . Knowing damn well their salary was gonna get cut U til
" pssssstt . Hey . Brocaroni and cheese Cmere "
it was chancd . Leaning in a wall jn the most gayassmpose youncoukd ever imagineLook At My Casino Manager Bruuuuuu
" ??????chance the fuxk do you want Nkw because im nkt going to hook up with Yoir uglyass again "
" THIS ISNT ABOUT HOOKING UP I PRKMSIE RINGMASTER . I KNOW A PLACE THAT HAS EDIBKEBAGS TOO ON GOD "
ringmaster and charlatan looked at ecahitehr befire turning to whsiper some shit
" bro i say its worth a shot "
" even jf we get hunted down by the literal mafia ? "
even if we get manhunted by the mafia rings "
" oh myGod owhatever bro "
and then they turned back to the gambler accept thwirhelp at getting Mkre edibkeb ags