Chapter Text
" chance for hownlong have we been walking this place is creeping me out "
" ringmaster stop heing suxh a pussy and follow me "
little did they mnkw they were at Mr Evil ITrappeds lair . becahse hes chance's dealer for some reason I Dunno Man I Make Shit up
" Ah Yes Chance My Situationship How Are You "
" ummmm im good im jjst here to take some ediblebags from mybfreinds from tha parade an "
" Sorry I Dont Give My Product For People From The Parade And Yku Know Damn Well Why "
" oh my God bro that shit was 3 months ago "
" INDONT CAAAARREEE "
Mr Evil ITrapped tnen smashes a empty bottle at chance's head and doesn't even notice ringmaster and charlatan taking the 3diblebags
after running for God Knows how long they Dinally get baxk to La Manchaland
" heeeeyyyy wait a fudking minute chance . "
eingmaster takes a taste if thr bag and spits it ou and tjrowing jt all over chance's uniform
" THIS ISNT AN EDINKEBAG . ITS LIQUIDIFIED HEMOBARS MOGHERFUCKER "
" I DIDNT . HOW WAS I SHPPSOED TO TEL "
bwfore chance coukd even finish spewking he already got hit in the head again . This time by charlatan's bigass hammer
" next time give us Reliable Sources bro "
" whiiine whiiine yes ringmaster sorry ringmaster "
and then they all went to do their own shitI Dont Kjow