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Is Devil in Prada's Frequent Flyer Gal Pal Her Girls' Other Mom? Mother Taylor Thinks So
By: Hank Salinger
During an absolutely fabulous concert birthday celebration for the marvelous Priestly Twins, the Devil herself dances and smiles delightedly or is it ghastly with both of her daughters; and, more importantly, the Angelic young woman various sources claim is Priestly's newest first assistant, one Andy Sachs, a recent Northwestern journalism program grad, who's apparently 'not so straight' out of Cincinnati, Ohio. Seems her newest position possibly comes with special added fringe benefits. Inquiring minds would like to know how long the Runway queen and her new commoner female lover have been secretly canoodling behind the fashion curtains? Hopefully, not engaging in any unsavory conduct within the confines of sacred Runway office spaces like The Closet itself? Before this starry concert night that showcased these two star-crossed lovers off to the world, the two ladies often have been spotted together dining at both Bernardin and Smith & Wollensky in midtown; and, walking the Devil's behemoth dog in Central Park alongside the girls before stopping for pizza at Nick's World Famous Pies.
Actual concertgoers confirm Miss Sachs gasped then giddily grinned when Taylor Swift known to her adoring young fans as 'Mother' announced that the 'girls' moms plural' could help her celebrate them by clapping their hands together during her next song, the apropos nod to youth ballad 'Never Grow Up.' The other night the two women sported three matching friendship bracelets similar to their girls' ones featuring a unique color the Ice Queen purportedly appreciates, Cerulean blue. Were they carefully handmade by Miss Sachs with love for her Devil and spawn as one source formerly close to Miss Sachs claims? The two women appeared to be much more than friendly gal pals as they swayed in perfect rhythm throughout the night. They truly looked like a happy couple spending an evening out as a family with their girls! Wishing Ms. Priestly the best of luck with the fairer sex at her side!
Andrea and Miranda are romantically dancing in Andy's apartment's limited living room space after dinner with Miranda leading in her sexy highest high heels. She holds Andrea close in her arms to her chest and leans down to kiss her slowly and softly. When both of their phones go off, it sounds like all kinds of sirens of different emergency vehicles speeding directly through Andy's place. They grab their phones and stop dancing as they fall onto Andrea's new, extremely soft mattress Miranda helped pick out. Miranda kicks off her high heels.
Together they view what's happening. They agree this Page Six two paragraph piece that doesn't even drop until Wednesday after the concert is not entirely terrible. Andy scoffs at both the comment about her new work position involving 'special added fringe benefits' and being dubbed 'a commoner.' She also doesn't appreciate Patricia being referred to as a 'behemoth' because of her large size. Miranda is quite livid that this Henry Salinger fellow that she's never heard of before used both her daughters and such obvious, previously, unfounded gossip speculation about her connection to Andrea to get clicks and traction to his piece.
When Andrea informs her Hank is actually a big, butch lesbian with the given birth name Henrietta, and, not a Henry, who also graduated from Northwestern in the class year before Andy's, the tension in Miranda's body isn't lessened, but heightened. She feels personally affronted. How could any woman play into the accidental public outing of another woman or two? Andrea calms her down with the reassurance that some pig-headed man would have written something much more vile had Page Six not reported on this first. Her calming words are followed by lots and lots of kisses in Andy's new bed and some more within Runway's hallowed walls later that week.
The women have already reported their new relationship status to Elias-Clarke's HR the past Monday morning and Andy is actively looking for a new job sooner than what she'd planned. They only have to deal with silly harassment from Nigel calling them both his 'moms' for about two weeks. Serena and Emily keep their mouths shut, but smile at the ladies a lot more than they ever have previously. Miranda's second assistant and Andy's left hand Lucia makes sure the ladies have all the privacy they want whenever they need it. The twins become super popular first at Dalton school and then at their summer camp because of the viral video circulating from the Taylor Swift concert of Taylor personally wishing them a happy birthday.