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I don't know Saber, every one knows about it. They can't all be wrong.
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I wonder if Alton Brown knows Saber is his biggest fan?
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Don't worry Fran, there are always more Sabers in the Throne.
Addendum: Fran has a "combat mode" due to how unwieldy her MMD model's skirt is, ignore it if you want.
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Mash, what are you trying to do? You can't let Ritsuka off of her leash like that!
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It was her favorite TV.
Chapter 6: Ep-VI: Let's Talk About Parallel Universes
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Sometimes, the source of all your problems will just walk on by.
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Saber lost her kid, her life, and her scabbard in the divorce?
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If that is what she wants, nothing is going to stop her.
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It was a beautiful wedding, but no one shut the door.
Chapter 10: Ep-X: Ritsuka's Very Bad Day
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Do not blame Ritsuka, blame the Grail for not summoning a genderbent version of you.
Chapter 11: Ep-XI: When Six Hours Isn't Enough For Some
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And this is why you make sure you're alone before you start having fun.
Chapter 12: Ep-XII: We're On A Title-Only Basis
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When you've been calling someone by one name for so long, everything else just feels wrong.
Chapter 13: Ep-XIII: Falling In Love
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Nice catch.
Chapter 14: Ep-XIV: Like Mother, Like Daughter
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As soon as Rin asked Ritsuka to help get Mordred and Fran together, she happily played along.
Chapter 15: Ep-XV: Another Fine Addition To The Harem
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Mini Saber knew she was there, but thought it'd be funnier not to say anything.
Chapter 16: Ep-XV: Avalon Is My Body And Excalibur Is My Blood
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Sensing extreme danger, the cornered Archer attempts to do the one thing that has never worked.
Chapter 17: Ep-XVII: What's Supposed To Be There, Is No Longer There
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ALTER knowns this is a bad idea, but she does owe Ritsuka a favor.
Chapter 18: Ep-XVIII: Failing At Being The Cool Girlfriend
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Considering the TV was destroyed, what was Ritsuka doing?
Chapter 19: Ep-XIX: Knights Of The Round Must Be In Uniform At All Times
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ALTER knows that Mordred would just change back, but it was the principle of the matter.
Chapter 20: Ep-XX: Alter's Alter
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She walked right into that.
Chapter 21: Ep-XXI: 'Tis A Silly Place
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Well, that's awkward.
Chapter 22: Ep-XXII: 'Tis A Silly Place [2]
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How many versions of Saber are running around at any one time? The world may never know.
Chapter 23: Ep-XXIII: Fate x Last Laugh x Grand Order
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Do you want to know what video I've had stuck in my head for the last month?
Chapter 24: Ep-XXIV: Ghosts In The Apartment
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Saber will never recover from this.
Chapter 25: Ep-XXV: Don't Worry, There's Always Tomorrow
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Don't worry, they're only mostly dead.
Chapter 26: EP-XXVI: Funny Without Context
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Mash wanted her birthday to be a memorable one.
Chapter 27: Ep-XVII: Life Is Forfeit
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I miss my cat.
Chapter 28: Ep-XVIII: Make Love, Not Singularities
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Depends if any of them got married out of love, or convenience.
Chapter 29: Ep-XXIX: To Work, Or Not To Work
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Well, this can only end so well.
Chapter 30: Ep-XXX: A Ritsuka By Any Other Name
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What!? This is important!
Chapter 31: Ep-XXXI: Good Night, Good Paradox
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No cute girl to flirt with? How about flirting with your paradoxical clone?
Chapter 32: Ep-XXXII: We Know What We Did, But Not Why We Did It
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Yay! More Problems!
Chapter 33: EP-XXXIII: There Is Not One Ritsuka That Loves Me
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That's more your fault, Saber. You did leave her unsupervised for a minute.
Chapter 34: EP-XXXIV: Master, Oh Master, What Have You Done My Master?
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Another one.
Chapter 35: Ep-XXXV: No Kyrielight Can Kill Me
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Oh no, that could have gotten bad real quick.
Chapter 36: Ep-XXXVI: Guinevere Sneezes In The Distance
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Why would you ask that, now she's going to be thinking about that all day.
Chapter 37: Ep-XXXVII: That's No Saber, That's A Clocktower
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Blue, clock themed, and she was designed by Nero's artist?
She's perfect!
Chapter 38: Ep-XXXVIII: Breaking Berserker
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Oh my.
Chapter 39: Ep-XXXIX: Prank Her Ruler
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She'll never know!
Chapter 40: Ep-XL: Just One More
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The ever potent snare of, level grinding.
Chapter 41: Ep-XLI: Sabers And Lancers Living Together
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Never go to your girlfriend's house unprepared.
Chapter 42: Ep-XLII: Berserker Riding Into Battle
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Go easy on her Rider, Ritsuka might need her later.
Chapter 43: Ep-XLIII: It's A Nice Day, Let's Go Exploring
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The best of friends.
Chapter 44: Ep-XLIV: Look Into My Eyes
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Anyone have a spare Mr. Softener?
Chapter 45: Ep-XLV: Don't Drink The Dionysus Breath
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She also makes that drink to get some of the more resilient Berserkers tipsy.
Chapter 46: Ep-XLVI: Mistaken Saber For A Saber
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One of you could wear your armor.
Chapter 47: Ep-XLVII: It Must Be A rather Large Budget
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How much of Chaldea has she destroyed for that budget to be a thing?
Chapter 48: Ep-XLVIII: Unavoidable Storm
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It's an honest question.
Chapter 49: Ep-XLIX: A New Case For The Detective Ace
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Our perp, is somewhere in Fuyuki!
Chapter 50: Ep-L: No Time For This
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It was a joke!
Chapter 51: Ep-LI: Take The Throne, Usurper
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How far did you think you'd get, Gilgamesh?
Chapter 52: Ep-LII: Everyone Jealous About My Jaunty Crown
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It does add a certain charm to the work desk.
Chapter 53: Ep-LIII: Green Dies In The End
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Cartoons are good for the developing mind.
Chapter 54: Ep-LIV: To Love A Flirtatious Battery
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Rin is a shipper.
Chapter 55: Ep-LV: What Say You
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It doesn't narrow anything down.
Chapter 56: Ep-LVI: Medieval Court Case
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Murdering your daughter to save a country is not looked at favorably in most courts.
Chapter 57: Ep-LVII: She Had No Choice
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Ritsuka's flirtatious needs are so well known that Morgan instantly knew how to get her to do what she wanted.
Chapter 58: Ep-LVIII: Sister Knows Best
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She wanted to know, Morgan was happy to embarrass her sister.
Chapter 59: Ep-LIXL Owl Attack
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That had to sting.
Chapter 60: Ep-LX: A Singularity We Shall Go
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Because, when does anything Ritsuka does go according to plan?
Chapter 61: Interlude-LXI: All You Can Eat
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That poor shark.
Chapter 62: Interlude-LXII: You're Gonna Gao Far, Kid!
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Shh, no one tell her.
Chapter 63: Interlude-LXIII: Very Enthusiastic Walks
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Independent Action helps a lot.
Chapter 64: Interlude-LXIV: Same Name, Different Definitions
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What's so wrong with holding hands for a few minutes?
Chapter 65: Interlude-LXV: It's Not Just A Reality, It's A Marble!
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"Look, it's simple I-"
"I don't want to know!"
Chapter 66: Interlude-LXVI: Between A Berserker, And Lunch
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Somewhere in the depths of Babylonia, Enkidu felt a shiver run up her spine.
Chapter 67: Interlude-LXVII: Girlfriends Who Are Silly Together
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Nothing can stand against them.
Chapter 68: Interlude-LXVIII: She's Gao-ing The Distance!
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Delinquent Tomboys are the best.
Chapter 69: Interlude-LXIX: Dying Hound Meets A "Berserker"
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Why do you even try, Lancer?
Chapter 70: Interlude-LXX: What Was Left Behind
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You can never forget you favorite piece of furniture.
Chapter 71: Ep-LXXI: But, Creepy Stuff Happens In Fuyuki
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It's up to Mash to save her new home!
Chapter 72: Ep-LXXII: Berserkers Stalking Sabers
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Does anyone really want to know what's happening under that counter?
Chapter 73: Ep-LXXIII: Good Servants
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Poker games are always a lie.
Chapter 74: Ep-LXXIV: The Beast She Had Become
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That is one explosive tantrum.
Chapter 75: Ep-LXXV: Shielder Eyes Ruler
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The horrors of being invisible.
Chapter 76: Ep-LXXVI: The Horrors Of Being Short
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The A-Cup Angst Arc begins!
Chapter 77: Ep-LXXVII: Desperate Camelot Wives
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Ritsuka, how many jobs did you have before becoming a Master?
Chapter 78: Ep-LXXVIII: Wonderous Panorama
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Mash only said no because she wanted to be the only one to see Ritsuka naked.
Chapter 79: Ep-LXXIX: Saber-Weight Champion
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So, she wasn't bothered by the fact that Ritsuka is casually benching several thousand tons?
Chapter 80: Ep-LXXX: Mom Comes For A Visit
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The audacity, Saber! How can you not recognize your own mother?
Chapter 81: Ep-LXXXI: Stats Are For Chumps
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Sadly, Starters always lose out to the Box Legendaries, Saber.
Chapter 82: Ep-LXXXII: Masters Never Say Goodbye
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Saber realized that it's probably better if she didn't know where the pelts came from.
Chapter 83: Ep-LXXXIII: A Mastermind's Bargin
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How did Ritsuka meet another version of herself? The world chooses not to know.
Addendum: The expert is based on/is the Mastermind Ritsuka, from the sprite comic Schemes of Chaldea's Mastermind by PurpleFire18
Chapter 84: Ep-LXXXIV: The Master With The One-Track Mind
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The plot thickens?
Once again, the expert is the same Ritsuka from Schemes of Chaldea's Mastermind by PurpleFire18
Chapter 85: Ep-LXXXV: Come, And Know Her Better, Servant!
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Somehow, somewhere, a certain Servant is shouting the word Lore at the top of her lungs, and no one understands what she means.
Chapter 86: Ep-LXXXVI: The Paradoxical Gift Horse
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Why do the answers to your problems always seem to wait for comedic effect?
Chapter 87: Ep-LXXXVII: Chaldean Lilies Always Bloom
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"Ever wonder why Chaldea seems to have a bunch of sisters in love with their own sisters?"
"You say that like you don't find it cute."
"I'm not complaining."
Chapter 88: Ep-LXXXVIII: The Saber Chaldea Warns You About
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Don't worry Artoria, she's only a Temp Servant. Hopefully.
Chapter 89: Ep-LXXXIX: For The Master Who Has Everything
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Come on Mastermind, you have to share kisses!
Chapter 90: Ep-XC: The One Thing The Grail Fears
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Paperwork, the most dangerous threat to all of humanity.
Chapter 91: Ep-XCI: You Merely Adopted The Flirting, She Was Born Of It
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Why yes, she did just out-flirt the mother of all succubi. Frightening thought, isn't it?
Chapter 92: Ep-XCII: It's In Her Personnel File
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Come on Saber, it was so obvious.
Chapter 93: Ep-XCIII: If This Is Worse, How Bad Was It Before?
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"By the way, who's Irisveil?"
"Master..."
"Is it someone you've slept with?"
"MASTER!"
Chapter 94: Ep-XCIV: She Learned It By Watching You
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Have you loved your Saber today?
Chapter 95: Ep-XCV: Did You Just Assume Her Question?
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Of course Rin finds Ritsuka being a detective with access to a bunch of warehouses more interesting.
Chapter 96: Ep-XCVI: Universal Monolingual Unicode
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Umu. Umu Umu Umu...Umu.
Chapter 97: Ep-XCVII: Perpetual Motion Creates Absolute Chaos
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A Ritsuka with an infinite battery life, the Grail's worst nightmare.
Chapter 98: Ep-XCVIII: Grand Order, It's The Way Of Life!
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Did anyone actually think that was a good idea?
Chapter 99: Ep-XCIX: No Ruling, And Remember That It's All In Your Head
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Man, it sure got spooky in here.
Chapter 100: Ep-C: One Last Laugh
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The Servants run when that girl smiles.
Chapter 101: Ep-CI: The Laughing Saber
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Who? What? When? Where? Why?
Chapter 102: Ep-CII: Escalation Is A Punch To The Face
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Don't insult the members of the Red-Headed Lesbian club, they will beat you.
Decided to do something, since this is a big story arc, I'll upload the comic twice a week until it is done. I hope you enjoy that.
Chapter 103: Ep-CIII: What Say You, Mediator Eggplant?
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Come on Mash, remember the silly!
Chapter 104: Ep-CIV: Even The Best Cannot Compare
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When was the last time you were so moved by a piece of furniture?
Chapter 105: Ep-CV: Just One More Thing
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Now don't worry, it won't take long.
Chapter 106: Ep-CVI: Servant Days
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I mean yeah, it's not like she was invisible or something.
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