The Crossover House

by OG_Plush

Summary:

A bunch of characters live in one house and do some shenanigans together. Like having parties. Game nights. Doing reactions to stuff viewers send and so much. Also they answer questions which will be sent by YOU. The viewer!

(Potential sexual content. WARNING!)

Notes:

before you can read this. I will like to say that this is mainly a comfort fic for myself. Meaning there's a lot of characters and lore that could confuse the new reader if they haven't read some of my other past stories.

There could be spoilers for those stories, however if you do not care and just want to engage in fic. Please do so, as it doesn't require you to read any of my other stories to understand this one. This is mainly a crack fic with no actual plot and just random BULLSHIT!

Chapter 1

Somewhere in the world...and definitely not Pensacola Florida or whatever. There was a nice looking neighborhood, where the sky was clean and bright. Outside the house was a familiar puppet with orange hair and blue eyes. Nailing something on a wall.

"Augh...and done!" the puppet huffed and backed away from the wall. Wiping his forehead as he looked up at the newly built house in front of him. And couldn't help but feel all giddy inside of his accomplishment. "Ahaha...yes! YES! I am finally finished with my new and fun house!"

He quickly threw away the hammer somewhere behind. Which ended up crashing into the windshield of someone's car. Which made the puppet turn back quickly in fright.

"Ummm...that wasn't me!" he lied to nobody in particular and turned back to his finished house. A house that took him MONTHS to build, with a lot of funding that went into it. As well!

He was finally finished, now he could do what he wanted to do all along...and that's to have fun!

"Man finally!" the puppet, who's obviously Brooklyn Guy from SML. The greatest youtube show ever with no flaws or filler whatsoever. And won't be insulted or criticized in anyway, unless you want a horde of kids wanting to call you a hater or tell to chill out because "These puppets aren't real bro"...ANYWAYS!

Brooklyn Guy was excited to have his house done with. "Now I can finally have fun and do all kinds of cool stuff with my friends. Ahaha man this will be sooo awesome, we'll have sleepovers. Movie nights. Game nights. Friday nights. And gay-...um...wait no. That's a little too much...whatever. I'll just invite Marvin to come hang out with me. It'll be so awesome!"

....

"I should probably call him now" Brooklyn Guy said after awkwardly standing silent and talking to himself in public. He then pulled out his phone and began dialing Marvin...but not only that. He also made sure to advertise his house across the world...some fucking how?
-

Hours later...

Brooklyn Guy was seen waiting near the window, looking out of the curtains. Impatiently waiting for the first person to drive through the driveway.

"Come on..." he grumbled and stopped looking at the curtains. Until he went back to doing so again. Only to see nobody yet again. "Come on...where are they?"

....

He quickly looked out again and...nope. Nobody there yet.

"Oh come on!" he whined and sighed to himself, asking. "Why hasn't nobody shown up yet?"

DING DONG!

Brooklyn Guy heard the doorbell ring, which made the puppet perk up in excitement. "THEY'RE HERE!"

He quickly ran...or floated(?) towards the door. Nearly slipping down and falling on his chin like a dumbass. He quickly grabbed the doorknob and swung the door open with all his might.

Once he opened the door, he saw a middle aged man with brown hair and a mustache. Wearing a red shirt with a blue tie and pants. An-..what the fuck am I describing him for? YOU GUYS ALREADY KNOW IT'S MARVIN FROM SML!

And his son Jeffy was there too. Who was seen constantly ringing the doorbell.

"Jeffy...Jeffy stop that!" Marvin angrily told him. But Jeffy just kept hitting the doorbell and ignoring his dad's orders. "I SAID STOP THAT!"

Marvin quickly hit him across the head. Making the boy stop and lower his head, crying like a bitch. "Wahhhh...why did you hit me. Daddy!?" Jeffy asked angrily.

"Because you're being a shit head!" Marvin spat at him.

"Fuck you daddy!" Jeffy flipped him off in result.

"Marvin?" Brooklyn Guy said in a confused voice and looked at Jeffy and then back to him. "I...I thought you weren't going to ever bring him anywhere with you?"

"Rose forced me to..." Marvin sighed deeply and gave a bitter look towards Jeffy. "And he kept on crying and breaking stuff, threatening to destroy the house if I didn't take him with me..."

"Oh..." Brooklyn Guy flatly said and then noticed what Jeffy was doing. "W-...what is he doing. Marvin?"

"Hold on daddy...i'm picking ass boogers right now" Jeffy said in a grunted voice, as he kept picking his own ASS like an idiot.

"Jeffy STOP it. That's not appropriate!" Marvin scolded him yet again.

Jeffy pulled his hand out of his pants and brought it to Marvin's nose. "Here daddy, smell that shit!"

"URGH GET AWAY FROM ME!" Marvin yelped after taking a whiff of that ungodly awful smell and nearly vomiting on the ground.

Jeffy sniffed his fingers and gagged loudly then. "Yup...smells like STRAIGHT ASS!"

"Ugh...man...maybe this was a bad idea" Brooklyn Guy sighed and was beginning to get second thoughts about this whole idea.

"What even is this about?" Marvin asked. Looking quite annoyed and wanting to go back home. Judging by his voice and expression.

"Oh you know..." Brooklyn Guy shyly began playing with the doorknob and looking down. "Just felt lonely and wanted people to hang out with me for the remaining summer...ya know. Just have fun together and play games and all that cool, kiddy stuff?"

Marvin looked around the house inside. Noticing how nice and familiar it looked like to him. Before he asked the other puppet. "Where did you even get this house from?"

"Oh I built it!" Brooklyn Guy quickly said with a proud and nodded. "Yup, you know how I'm a handyman and all that stuff. I even built him a tree house before. Right Jeffy?"

"UH HUUUH!" Jeffy loudly said like an idiot and nodded his whole body up and down.

"Okay" Brooklyn Guy sighed and looked back at Marvin. "Whatever the fuck that was...anyways, aren't you coming inside?"

"What are we even supposed to do here?" Marvin asked

"Just have fun and relax!" Brooklyn Guy explained to him. "Think of it like a vacation, away from our annoying nagging wives and kids. Well...except for you, your kid is here"

Marvin looked at Jeffy then. Who was seen sneakily trying to press the doorbell again. Until he pulled his finger away and whistled innocently. Marvin then looked back at Brooklyn Guy and timidly said. "I mean...it'll be nice to get a vacation. Away from Goodman and Rose...but are you sure this is a good idea?"

"I've got no fucking idea!" Brooklyn Guy flatly admitted. "But isn't that just thrilling? It's the feeling of uncertain adventures, think how much fun we'll have! I even invited some other people too!"

"You did...?" Marvin gave him a confused look. Until he heard a car pull up behind him. It was a red charger of some kind.

And then another puppet, wearing a chef outfit came out of the car and was seen dragging a big luggage with him.

"Chef PP!?" Marvin gasped and was confused even more. "What are you even doing here!"

"Marvin?" Chef PP stopped near the doorway and saw the familiar people. "Jeffy and other guy!? Am I in the right place!?"

"UNGH!" Jeffy made a loud noise in return.

"No, I'm in fucking hell..." Chef PP groaned and face-palmed. Until his luggage suddenly began to shake violently. "What the...!?"

"AUGHHH!" Jeffy screamed and hugged Marvin tightly. "DADDY. THAT BAG IS ALIVE AND WANTS TO EAT MY BUTT!"

"WHAT!?" Marvin grumbled as he tried to push Jeffy away.

"YEAH IT LOOKED AT ME AND SAID JEFFY COME HERE AND LET ME EAT YOUR BUTT!" Jeffy screamed and began shaking Marvin like a salt shaker.

Eventually the luggage flipped opened and two other puppets came out of there. And they were-

"JUNIOR AND CODY!?" Chef PP looked at the two in shock. Noticing that they were nearly out of breath.

"Oh GOD!" Junior gasped for air and coughed loudly. "I couldn't breathe in there!"

"I TOLD YOU THAT THIS WAS A DUMB IDEA. JUNIOR!" Cody angrily yelled at him and was out of breath too.

"Oh not them again!" Brooklyn Guy face-palmed and was not happy seeing these kids around.

"Yaaay!" Jeffy pushed Marvin then and was happy to see his fellow friends here. "Junior and Cody are here!"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BRATS DOING IN MY LUGGAGE!" Chef PP yelled at the two.

"Calm down Chef PP!" Junior calmly said. "I just wanted to come with you, wherever you planned on leaving!"

"WELL I DIDN'T WANT YOU COMING WITH ME!"

"Nice underwear by the way" Cody being the creep he was. Was seen sniffing Chef PP's pink underwear, after they spilled all his stuff on the ground from coming out of that large luggage.

"GODDAMMIT CODY!" Chef PP snatched the underwear away and turned back to Junior. Angrily asking. "Why the hell did you BRING him along!?"

"Well...Joseph didn't wanna stuff himself in a tight case. And I told Cody that your unwashed underwear was in there so..." Junior explained, all casual like.

"UNWASHED!?" Chef PP took offense to that. "Junior. I wash my damn underwear all the time!"

"Junior you lied to me!" Cody glared at the pale boy.

"Umm...hey look!" Junior quickly turned away and looked at the big house in front of him. "Woah! This house looks so cool!"

"Yeah thanks...you guys wanna come inside or what?" Brooklyn Guy asked them.

"MOVE BITCH!" Jeffy quickly pushed the puppet out of the way and got inside the house then. Junior and Cody followed along with Chef PP and Marvin. Leaving the poor owner lying on the ground.

"Ow...okay" Brooklyn Guy groaned and followed after them. Closing the door behind him.
-

Later on...

The puppets were seen sitting in the living room. Jeffy hopped on the couch and annoyed Marvin. While everyone else sat still in awkwardness.

"JEFFY STOP IT!" Marvin had enough and pushed Jeffy down the couch. Jeffy ragdolled into a table and began crying again. But the former ignored him and turned to Brooklyn Guy instead. "This is boring! I don't even know what we're gonna do now!"

"I actually have other people who should be here at any time now" Brooklyn Guy told them.

"Did you advertise or something?" Cody asked the adult.

"More or less" Brooklyn Guy vaguely responded with.

"So who did you invite?" Junior asked the puppet.

Then out of fucking nowhere. The ceiling broke down as two teenagers came crashing into the roof and falling down on the table next to everyone.

"WHAT THE HELL!?" Chef PP jumped back in shock.

"My ceiling!" Brooklyn Guy whined and looked at the opening above his roof.

"You're worried about that!?" Marvin gave him a look.

"Hey wait a minute...i think i know these two!" Cody gasped upon seeing the two familiar boys.

"Me too!" Junior said with a baffled look.

"Oww..." one of the boys. A black haired boy with WHITE skin...wearing a stripped shirt and dark pants. Stood up, rubbing their head and somehow not dead.

"Great fucking job dude..." the other one. The kid with the blonde hair, who was slowly putting his red and yellow cap on. Gave a annoyed look at the boy. "You nearly murdered us all..."

"Shut up!" his 'friend' snapped at them. "I told you not to follow me around again!"

"Whatever..." the blondie rolled his eyes in return.

"Hey!" Marvin gasped and looked at the black haired boy. "I remember you! You're that kid from...from that one...game?"

"Marvin?" the boy looked at Marvin first. Then at Brooklyn Guy. "PUMPKIN GUY!?"

"MY NAME ISN'T PUMPKIN GUY" Brooklyn Guy angrily yelled.

"JEFFY. JUNIOR AND CODY!?" the boy gasped loudly

"Hey" Cody simply said along with Junior.

"Sup" Jeffy said calmly too.

"CHEF PENIS!?" he finally said to the other puppet.

"Oh my GOD!" Chef PP grumbled and shook his head. "Not these two idiots again...i thought I wouldn't have to deal with them ever again!"

"Who are you guys again?" Jeffy asked them.

"Time to confuse the readers" the blonde kid sighed and turned to the invisible camera in front of him. "Hey folks. I'm Peter Johansen. I am a character from the show known as The Kids From Seagull Street. Now in that show, i am not a swearing little bitch boy with fourth wall breaking skills. I'm actually an abridged version that was created by the creator of this fanfic that you're reading. You probably need to read his other dumbass stories to understand who I am...but you actually don't need to. Oh, and this asshole next to me is Yernem Laznem. He's an OC, so his life doesn't matter!"

"FUCK YOU!" Yernem flipped him off and began speaking to the camera then. "I'm actually from another one of OG's stories. Seagull Street Idiots! I was the main character there and like I'm important and awesome and cool and stuff. So anything this guy says is PURE BULLSHIT. I AM COOL AND AMAZING!"

"You're ruining the fic already. DUMBASS!" Peter harshly said and pushed him away. "Get outta here, nobody wants to get confused with your ramblings!"

"Says the moron who started breaking the fourth wall ALREADY!" Yernem spat back at him.

"Whatever!" Peter rolled his eyes and looked back at the viewers. "Anyways for those who are confused already...don't worry about it. Treat us like new characters from a show you never watched. We're cool...except for Yernem. He's actually retarded"

"Nobody believes you!" Yernem angrily told them.

"Who are you even talking to?" Cody asked the two. Completely fucking confused by who these random kids were speaking to.

"Um...nobody" Peter awkwardly said and turned to the others. "Anyways, long time no see. You guys!"

"I'm getting a headache..." Marvin groaned and held his head then.

"Weren't you in my team?" Junior asked both Peter and Yernem. (they met each other in my other story. Total Crossover Battle. Mystery Box!)

"I can't remember" Yernem admitted.

"Yeah me either" Peter shrugged. "So what are we doing?"

"We're supposed to be chilling out and having fun" Junior explained to them. Before looking at Pumpkin Guy. "Right?"

"Yeah...even though you literally fucking broke my roof. I'll allow you to stay" Brooklyn Guy said with a semi annoyed look.

"Nice" both Peter and Yernem said at once. Somehow, because yeah.

"How many people are supposed to be here?" Chef PP asked the owner of the house.

"Well I don't know..." Brooklyn Guy admitted with a small shrug. "Honestly this might be a good amount of people. We can start-"

"HOLD THE PHONE!" Peter quickly yelled and held his hand up.

"Oh sorry" Cody said, before picking up his phone off the table.

"What?" Marvin was confused...

"Okay" Peter cleaned his throat and looked at Brooklyn Guy. "You're saying that you invited random ass people to come here...like anyone?"

"Well I did advertise it this house as a hangout resort. So yeah?" Brooklyn Guy gave him a confused nod.

"In that case...it's time to invite some people!" Peter smirked and pulled out something out of his pocket. And it was a...chocolate bar.

He unwrapped it and began to eat it, slowly then.

....

"Aren't you supposed to be...doing something?" Yernem gave him a look.

"Oh...yeah no" Peter shook his head then. "You do it"

Yernem gave him a flat look and then took out some kind of device from Peter's pockets. It looked like a phone or something...yeah I don't know. Anyways he began to dial something on the device and then stopped.

fart

Out of nowhere. Two other people appeared in the living room. A blue cat and a test dummy. Both of them were holding onto some kind of paper. Cheeta being the blue cat from Kitty Is Not a Cat and the test dummy being Cid, from Cid The Dummy video game.

"What the?" Cid looked around and noticed he was somewhere different now. "Hey where am I at!?"

"CID!?" Cheeta gasped and turned to see his long last buddy (they met each other in my other story...danganronpa 101... yeah everything is confusing to new viewers)

"CHEETA!?" Cid turned to his buddy and broke into a big smile. "No way! Is that you, pal!?"

"Sure is!" Cheeta smiled back and nodded. "But uh...how'd you get here?"

"WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?" Marvin loudly asked.

"I think i remember those two...?" Chef PP rubbed his head with uncertainty.

"Hey there. Cheeto and Cid" Peter gave them a quick wave.

"Peter!?" Cid gasped.

"And Y/n!?" Cheeta gasped as well.

"It's Yernem Laznem now!!" Yernem corrected with a bit of annoyance. "But hey, you guys are here now. Nice, it's almost like this is a reunion that nobody will ever understand because this fic is already confusing us all"

"Are they even supposed to be invited here?" Junior asked Brooklyn Guy.

"Um...you guys got my ad?" Brooklyn Guy asked the two.

"You mean this?" Cid showed them a poster of some kind of invitation. With the puppet's face on it. "I've saw it when I was going outside for a walk. I was kinda confused at first, cuz I thought I remembered seeing this guy before..."

"I got this from Ted!" Cheeta explained with a smile. "He sold it to me, 50 bucks for it too. What a steal!"

"But...they're supposed to be free" Brooklyn Guy said, to which Cheeta stopped smiling and looked down at the paper again.

"...TED!" Cheeta grumbled and ripped the paper in half afterwards.

"You got fucked" Jeffy flatly told him.

"Man...this is becoming weirder and weirder" Chef PP sighed to himself.

"But this is good!" Brooklyn Guy said with enthusiasm. "We've got all kinds of people here. It'll make this whole summer vacation even more fun. We can play video games and watch movies and cuddle each other and paint each other's toes white an-"

"Wait what?" Peter said in the middle of his rambling.

"Okay I don't know if this is a good idea...can I go back?" Marvin asked.

"No daddy, stay here!" Jeffy begged him. "We can have fun and shit! Ol havin' fun dick. Havin' fun and shit!"

"...I'm just gonna leave" Marvin tried to leave the couch then.

"I mean...are you seriously gonna go back to Rose and Mr.Goodman?" Chef PP asked, which made Marvin freeze.

....

"Uh...how long will we stay here?" Marvin asked Brooklyn Guy then.

"Well anyone can stay or leave" Brooklyn Guy shrugged at that question. "I don't really care, as long as nobody destroys the house!"

"Too late for that" Yernem said with a small scoff.

"Uh...is it supposed to be like that?" Cheeta pointed at the destroyed ceiling above.

"I didn't do that, this time!" Cid raised his hands up and backed away.

"We'll fix that later..." Brooklyn Guy sighed. "Anyways...there's nothing thing that I-"

"HOLD ON!" Junior stopped him from continuing.

"What!?" Brooklyn Guy impatiently said.

"There's too many guys here!" Junior complained at that. "Can't we invite some girls here? To balance out the weiner and stuff?"

"I mean I don't mind it" Cody said with a perverted tone. "But uh...why would you want girls here? Aren't you and Penelope dating?"

"Yeah but like...i just want some eye candy, ya know? Balance out the sausage fest in here and all that..." Junior said with a awkward tone, as if he was hiding something.

"Right..." Cody gave him a look in return.

"Uhh...hold on" Yernem picked up the device again and dialed something else in the device. Before looking up for a moment.

Fart

That pop sound happened again. As another person came out of nowhere in the room. This time, it was a girl...a bunny girl. At that, who was seen with a small luggage and holding Brooklyn Guy's ad.

"The heck!?" she looked both ways and noticed that she was somewhere different now. "Where am I at?"

"Almond" Peter said with a flat voice.

"Almond from Cucumber Quest" Yernem continued, his voice ominously flat too...for some reason.

"Huh?" Almond turned her head to the two boys and was slowly recalling their faces. "You guys again...geez"

"Almond?" Marvin gasped and looked at the bunny in shock...(again. they met each other before in my other story. danganronpa 102...which is not my favorite story ever)

Almond's long ears twitched, as she turned back and saw the middle aged puppet standing nearby. Before she raised her eyebrow in confusion. "Wait...you're..."

"Oh my god!" Marvin said in a mixture of excitement and confusion. "Almond, it's you again!"

"Mar....Maurice?" Almond lifted her eyebrow and said with uncertainty.

"No...i'm Marvin. You remember me, from that killing game!" Marvin tried to refresh her memory with a hopeful look.

Almond scratched her head, until realization hit her. "OOOOOH! Marvin! I remember you!"

"Yeah!" Marvin gave her a nod and a smile. "It has been so long since I've seen you!"

"You're still bald!" Almond said with a heartful laugh. Happy to see the old puppet again.

Marvin just gave her a flat face after hearing that. Though he was still glad to see that kid again.

"Sooo...how'd you guys bring me here?" Almond asked them.

"The power of pulling stuff out of your ass" Yernem said with a shrug. "Ever watch those shows with characters that have plot armor?"

"Yeah?" Almond said with a lifted eyebrow.

"Well there ya go" Yernem said before turning away with boredom.

"Eh..." Almond shrugged then.

"OH MY GOD!" Junior's jaw dropped and was immediately captivated by the sight of this totally unknown and attractive looking girl. He leaned to Cody and began whispering. "Cody...she's so banging bro!"

"Meh..." Cody shrugged and wasn't that impressed, you know. Because he's fucking gay as hell. Then he asked her. "Why aren't you terrified of being magically warped here, anyways?"

"It's whatever" Almond shrugged and seemed very nonchalant about the fact. "I actually saw your ad and was already packing my stuff. Dad didn't mind me going somewhere far away, but Cuco and Mom were sooo annoying! They were begging me to stand. I just wanted something fun to do for summer!"

"You look familiar" Cheeta rubbed his chin while looking at the girl.

"Who the heck are you both?" Almond asked both Cid and Cheeta. As she doesn't recall meeting them at all...before...i think??

"I'm Cid!" Cid introduced himself first. Proudly too. "I'm a crash impact dummy!"

"I thought you were a crash dummy" Jeffy said to that.

"Why does everyone think that!?" Cid grumbled loudly.

"I'm Cheeta!" Cheeta waved at her with a smile. "How's it goin'?"

"Cool!" Almond smiled at the two then. "I'm Almond, you probably heard of me already...Dreamside's legendary hero who stopped Cordelia"

"Not really" Cody said with a flat voice.

"Your accomplishments mean nothing here" Peter told her bluntly. "We're like somewhere on earth now"

"Still a legendary hero" Almond stuck her tongue at him and didn't seem to care much.

"Okay...is anyone gonna interrupt me again?" Brooklyn Guy asked and looked at everyone for a moment. Nobody spoke up, so he sighed and tried to speak again. "Okay so-"

"No we won't" Junior suddenly said, a bit too late to answer Brooklyn Guy's question.

Brooklyn Guy gave him a look. Before continuing. "Anyways...so yeah. Since there's finally some people in the house. I guess we can start the fun idea I've had planned. We're gonna be roommates from now on and have fun! Play games, watch movies and answer questions!"

"Answer questions?" Chef PP gave him a confused look. "What are you talking about?"

"Yeah!" Brooklyn Guy nodded and then looked at the invisible camera in front of him. "Anyways, if you guys got any question for us. Then please use the website I've created to send them to us! You can send us gifts if you want to. Or videos, we will watch those videos in the big flat TV that I've got just for this occasion. I am not sure when we'll be able to answer your questions and alike. But you'll have to wait for the next chapter for that. So until then, hope you enjoyed this fun introduction and we hope to meet you again!"

....

"Who are you talking to...?" Marvin asked, a bit disturbed with how Brooklyn Guy was just speaking to nobody in particular.

"Is he okay?" Junior asked Cody, who shrugged in response.

"Uh...yeah" Brooklyn Guy awkwardly said and sighed. "We'll just meet you in the next episode...see ya"

....

The ceiling then broke again and nearly crushed Brooklyn Guy, who was able to step away in time.

"JESUS CHRIST!" Brooklyn Guy said in horror. "SOMEONE GOTTA FIX THIS ALREADY!"

 

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Chapter 2: FIRST EPISODE HOLY SHIT

Summary:

The gang answer messages and watch weird videos. Then they go out for McDonald's and Jeffy does stupid shit

Notes:

this is longer than I wished for...hopefully next episodes will be shorter

Current Residents:

Brooklyn Guy

Marvin

Chef PP

Jeffy

Junior

Cody

Yernem

Peter

Almond

Cid

Cheeta
-

A few hours later...

"This is where your rooms are!" Brooklyn Guy shown everyone the upstairs and the hallway where there were multiple doors. "You guys can pick whichever one you want. Mine is the door with the stickers on it. Cuz I wanna feel like a teenager and put stuff like no girls allowed. Oh I'm so bad!"

"I am definitely down with that!" Cody agreed, because obviously. HE'S GAY!

"Wow!" Marvin looked around the hallway and was pleased by quality of it. "This is pretty nice!"

"I know right?" Jeffy nodded. "I can make a bunch of messes in here!"

"Jeffy..." Marvin gave him a scowl at that.

"Woah that's pretty cool!" Cheeta smiled. "Ya know I always wanted a separate room for myself. Sometimes I have ta' share with my other bros and it can get pretty cramped in there!"

"Tell me about it..." Cid sighed deeply. "The professor's factory is big, but i feel like a pack of sardines in there. I'm glad you guys invited me to hang out with you"

"Finally. I have my own bedroom!" Chef PP was most excited about this. You can tell his big ass smile.

"Alright, pipe down. Lord Peep" Peter rolled his eyes a little bit. "It's just a room, bro act like he won the lottery"

"Well obviously he's gonna be excited. Cuz dad never allowed him to have a bedroom before...or a bed" Junior explained to them.

"Yikes..." Almond whispered.

"Yeah...his life isn't that good" Cody added in.

"Which is why I'm glad to have a bed to myself finally!" Chef PP said before glaring at Junior. "And I hope to GOD that I won't have to share it with this little annoying brat!"

"Why not?" Junior asked him. "You're saying that you don't love cuddling with a cutie like me?"

"That's gross. Junior!" Chef PP said out of disgust. "You're like 16!"

"Yeah and?" Junior flatly said in return. "Come cuddle with me. Chef PP"

"NOOOOOO!" Chef PP straight up yelled at his face then. While Junior didn't move an inch.

"Why don't you come cuddle with me instead~?" Cody said to Junior and wiggled his eyebrows with a smirk.

"EW NO!" Junior turned to him with disgust. Before turning to Almond. "I rather cuddle with Almond!"

"What?" Almond gave him a look.

"Yeah so like. I'm the coolest and most sexiest man ever alive in the world" Junior bragged and tried flexing his non-existent muscles to the girl. "And that right there is my stupid, dumb, nerdy and UGLY friend. Cody! He's like ugly and gay and dates a doll and stupid...dumb"

"Thanks Junior. Anything else you wanna add in?" Cody gave him a flat look.

"Yeah, your mom is a WHALE!" Junior yelled, before turning back to Almond. "So like, if you wanna date me or whatever...i guess we can do that. I don't care though, too badass to give affection to girls and whatever..."

Almond didn't seem all that interested, or amazed. Or even slightly amused. "You look like a loser pipsqueak...yeah. I'm good, thanks"

"What!?" Junior gasped and was clearly offended by the remark. "I'm not a loser! I am like hot and cool! I even got a girlfriend back home!"

"Who is my DAUGHTER. By the way!" Brooklyn Guy gave him a glare.

"Why are you guys even dating?" Yernem asked the puppet. "Logan doesn't even know how to write good relationships! Literally the only reason Penelope ended up with you. Is because Logan pulled some shit out of his ass on that one episode of SML...seriously! Since when did Penelope care about you dating other girls...maybe you should've gotten with Jenny Wobbleknees..."

"That doesn't matter!" Junior grumbled angrily. "Plus, guys are allowed to have multiple girlfriends. But girls aren't allowed to have multiple partners, cuz...cuz...um...well that's not right?"

"That's not even good logic!" Marvin shook his head at the kid.

"Yes it is, shut up!" Junior rudely said before turning back to Almond. "So like, I'm still available. If you want to-"

"I pick that room!" Almond pushed Junior away with a hand to his face and quickly ran over to one of the rooms.

"Embarrassing!" Cid said in a high-pitched voice as Junior stood up with a growl.

"She's just playing hard to get!" Junior tried to deny and shook his head angrily.

"I don't think she's interested...' Cody tried to tell him.

"How would you even know!?" Junior angrily looked at him then. "I can make her mine, just give me a few days!"

"I feel like you're gonna get hurt...but whatever" Cody shrugged and looked at the rooms then. "I'll just pick one of these rooms"

"Aw man...does that mean we'll be sleeping here?" Yernem hunched down with a disappointed expression.

"Is there something wrong?" Brooklyn Guy asked, noticing his sudden demeanor.

"Yeah...who am I gonna cuddle whenever I'm trying to sleep?" Yernem asked. "I can't sleep by myself anymore. I need my Abby with me...she's like a drug to me, and I'm not talking about heroin or crack cocaine. I mean like some sort of sleeping pill and...you get what I mean"

"I'm here" Peter offered and gestured at himself, as if he was a piece of jewel in a museum.

Yernem slowly turned to him like a stone statue and gave him the flattest look ever possible. "No" he then said, bluntly.

"Oh mah gawd bruh..." Peter exasperated with a sigh. "Get off her couch, she doesn't even care about you that much. Just come back to me. Let's make Yeeter a thing again"

"I would rather shoot myself in the head, but thanks for the offer" Yernem calmly said before walking away to a random room.

"Um..." Brooklyn Guy put a hand under his chin and thought for a moment. "I'll try to think of a solution for his problem. Anyways, you guys pick whatever room you want. I'll just go check on something"

"YAAAY!" Jeffy ran forward like an idiot, and Marvin had to follow after him then. Junior and Cody left too. Cid and Cheeta said some shit that I cannot tell you right now due to it being unnecessary. Chef PP just Chef PP'd his ass to a room as well.

....

"And um...Peter too?" Peter awkwardly lifted his hand up.

Yes, and Peter too.

"Thanks" Peter clicked with his tongue and gave two finger guns to the screen. Before taking his ass to some room.

Brooklyn Guy looked around in confusion. "O...okay?" he awkwardly said before leaving to check something.
-

Later...

"Guys guys!" Brooklyn Guy was heard calling out downstairs in the living room. "Come quickly!"

Somehow, everyone heard him and then came downstairs to check what was going on.

"What do you want. Pumpkin Guy!" Yernem impatiently asked.

"Yeah. Filler Guy!" Peter added in with a bit of harshness to his voice.

"Fuck you both" Brooklyn Guy calmly told them. Before continuing. "Anyways, so I got our first fan mail of the day!"

"Whaaat?" Almond raised her eyebrow and held her hips. "Is this like that game show I've been to?"

"I remember that too!" Cody quickly said. "Wait a moment...is this entire thing being filmed!?"

"Ermm....ehufh?" Brooklyn Guy made some confused sound and shrugged.

"What?" Cheeta leaned forward and held his ear. "Could you repeat that?"

"Look it doesn't matter. I just got some mail and we're gonna read it now!" Brooklyn Guy sighed and ripped one of the envelopes open. Before he began reading them. "Upsetting that the only girl here is Almond. OG hates women confirmed. /j"

"Hmm..." Peter made a uncomfortable nosie after the message was read.

Cid turned to face him then and confusingly asked. "Why did you make that sound?"

"I don't know..." Peter shrugged and crossed his arms together. "But the guy who wrote that message...i just feel like it radiates some kind of energy from it?"

"You mean the kind of energy that comes from a person who'd make several stories, and one of their supposed friends would suggest characters for him to pick. Only for said guy, to never pick them in any of his stories. But that supposed friend wouldn't do the same thing and often keep reading and supporting the guy's story. But then get fed up with it, cuz the guy just keeps coming across as a leech?"

Everyone slowly looked at Yernem after that long ass speech from him. Wondering what the hell he even meant by all that.

Peter snapped his fingers and smiled. "Yeah! You got it right...man now I'm pissed off"

"What...?" Marvin said with a utterly confused face.

"Hey wait a moment!" Almond then spoke up with a complaint. "Why am I the only girl here...why didn't you invite more?"

"Well unfortunately for you. I do not know any other women in my life...other than my wife. Karen, WHO I'M NOT INVITING HERE!" Brooklyn Guy yelled at the end of his sentence. A bit angrily too.

"And because OG doesn't know many girl characters and was in a rush to make this story!" Peter pointed out like the nerd emoji. ☝️🤓

"You hate hanging out with the boys or something?" Yernem asked her.

"No?" Almond shrugged and thought for a moment. "Actually...i don't know. Most of the boys back home are super lame and aren't into things that I am...like my brother. He's only into studying magic and all that boring nerdy stuff"

"It's a good thing you met me then!" Junior said, all giddy like and tried getting closer to her. "I'm like, the manliest man ever and a total badass. Ya see?"

"Get away" Almond casually said and stepped away from him.

Cody then got next to Junior and smirked, but Junior just pushed him aside with a groan.

"Anyways" Brooklyn Guy got another envelope. It was a light purple, but could've been mistaken for white under the nearby lamp that was next to Brooklyn Guy. It almost smelled like a mixture of flowers or something...because Brooklyn Guy was a weirdo and sniffed it for a quick second. The edges looked a bit crumpled and creased. It seemed like the letter was either old or took a long time to get here. The royal blue stamp kept the letter closed. It had an odd design on it, a star was engraved on the stamp with four small triangles surrounding it. It didn't have the name of the sender but the "From" listed the address as The Garden?

"JESUS CHRIST DO WE GOTTA HAVE MORE DESCRIPTIONS FOR THIS LETTER!?" Yernem suddenly yelled out.

"What?" Chef PP gave him a confused look. "What the hell are you talking about?"

"Did you have a stroke" Jeffy casually asked.

"Well...let's see what it says" Brooklyn Guy took the note out of the envelope and began reading it. "To the house of plush residents. Firstly. I would like to say congratulations on the house. THANK YOU!"

"You didn't build this" Jeffy accused the man.

"Yes I did...shut up" Brooklyn Guy said like a toddler and went back to reading the note. "It has unfortunately taken me a moment or two to actually find your little house-...little?" Brooklyn Guy looked up and seemed a little offended. "Oh come on, it's actually pretty huge. It's basically like a mansion from the outside AND the inside!"

"Just read the letter!" Almond impatiently demanded.

Brooklyn Guy sighed and kept reading it. "I truly wish you, Mr.Brooklyn-...actually, my last name is Guy. Yeah just like um... Brooklyn T Guy. Ya know?"

"Are you just gonna keep interrupting the letter?" Cody asked, not looking so amused by Pumpkin Guy.

"Look I'm just trying to make things interesting" Brooklyn Guy said like a whiny bitch and kept reading the letter. "And your endless companions that will follow you a safe shelter. Especially in these times of new beginnings. However...Crossover house, really? I thought it would be called the plush house...after...y'know. Him"

"Who?" Cheeta and Cid said at the same time. Before looking at each other, and smiling.

"Yeah see..." Peter rubbed his head out of awkwardness. "It would've seemed a little weird to call it The Plush House...when neither I. Yernem. Almond or Cheeto and C.I.D are actual plushies"

"It's supposed to be based on the name of the author, dumbass" Yernem rolled his eyes at him.

"Same fuckin' thing!" Peter grumbled and shook his head. "My point stands...plus, Crossover House seems like a better name...yeah just don't question it!"

"I am totally following all this!" Junior said with a smile, before leaning to Cody and whispering. "No the fuck I'm not..."

"Me either..." Cody whispered back.

Brooklyn Guy continues on. "That isn't the only reason I have written personally to you and your friends. I...believe that someone might come back to haunt this house and dare I say ruin what you hold dear...Anonymous is alive"

On cue, lightning struck outside...even though it was supposed to be a sunny day.

"I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen" Cody said as he looked up and noticed something. "And the ceiling is STILL broken?"

"I'll fix it later!" Brooklyn Guy whined

"Who the heck is anonymous?" Almond asked.

"Seriously...?" Yernem turned to face her with a confused look.

"What?" Almond gave him a look back.

"Anonymous...the guy from the show?"

Almond didn't seem to get it.

"...Anon" Yernem sighed deeply

"OH!" Almond understood now, and immediately scowled angrily. "Oh screw that guy! And what the heck do they mean by that? He's alive...pretty sure he got like...I dunno, shot to death?"

"Isn't he the guy who worked with those weirdos?" Junior asked her. "I watched the show on TV! and this guy was on it. Chef PP too!"

"I've got a name, ya know?" Brooklyn Guy quietly said.

"That guy was really weird!" Chef PP admitted to them. "I heard that he was working with that Cobs guy and Detroit...whatever the hell his name was"

"D-Troit...?" Cid seemed a little shocked by the mention of the name. "Hey...i thought he was done for...whatever happened to that guy?"

"Who knows!" Yernem shrugged in response. "That game show ended way too earlier than I expected...at least Abby and I got together there. I am so happy, like for real!"

"I can't believe Hank went to compete..." Marvin muttered, not seemingly happy with the fact.

"Oh wait, ya know him?" Almond asked the balding puppet.

"He's my neighbor...unfortunately" Marvin sighed deeply.

"Read the letter!" Jeffy demanded.

"You might ask, how do i know this, to which I say that I have my ways. But beware, he is deceitful at his very core. Whatever change or love he preachers is nothing more than a lie to stand in the cold glow of the spotlight. Do not listen to him. Do not talk to him. Do not let him in" Brooklyn Guy then looked up and was a bit creeped out. "This is getting a little weird...right?"

"Psh!" Almond scoffed and patted on her front pocket. "I ain't gonna listen to him or talk to him. I'll just slice him up if he ever comes here!"

....

"I-...Is he?" she then sounded a little unsure of herself.

"I don't know...but if this message tells us not to let him in. Then we won't!" Marvin declared.

"Well why not?" Jeffy asked him. "Maybe he's homeless and wants to sell us nipple clippers for a big deal?"

"Oooh!" Cody seemed interested in the possibility.

"What the hell...no!" Chef PP grumbled and then looked at Brooklyn Guy. "Who the hell even went this message!"

"I don't know?" Brooklyn Guy shrugged and couldn't find any name on it. "But I'll just read the rest. Peter and Yernem might tell you I am lying. Do not believe them, they do not know any better. Both still believe their God will give them what they want if they obey. Pity them"

"Oh really?" Peter narrowed his eyes then. "L-Like... like, we're really just gonna be like that way. Huh?"

"It doesn't sound like this person likes you both that much" Cheeta pointed out to the two.

"Did you guys do something wrong...other than Yernem being an idiot and doing what he did back in that killing game" Cid said. a little spiteful at Yernem for...ya know.

"No!?" Yernem said with a little gasp. "I don't know even know what this person means! I don't have a God that gives me happy things or something...i mean I break the wall at times and stuff...but we're not gonna disregard this warning from whoever this person is!...could be...could a spirit for all we know"

......

"I feel like that's an inside reference" Junior then said after a long awkward silence.

"In any way, we're not gonna be idiots and act ignorant about this matter" Peter continued on. "So whoever sent this message and thinks lowly of us...shame on you. I feel hurt because of your words!"

"Yeah me too!" Yernem crossed his arms and turned around with a pouty "Hmph!"

"Hmph!" Peter turned away as well.

.....

"Okay, who wants pizza?" Peter then turned back and acted as casual as ever.

"Yeah I'm hungry" Yernem turned back as well and seemed down with the idea.

"What about the letter?" Marvin asked.

"What letter?" Yernem asked with a bored look.

....

Brooklyn Guy then continued. "All I wish from you to heed my warnings, don't drop your guard for too long. At first sign of distress. Write to me. I do wish to redeem myself and my awful question in One Wish. And please, keep Almond safe. I fear what would've happened if anonymous had his clutches upon her" Brooklyn Guy then throws the letter away. "And that's the end of the missing. The name was crossed out for some reason..."

"SERIOUSLY!?" Almond shouted out of frustration and crossed her arms then. "What do you mean by keeping me safe. I can handle myself, okay!?"

"But...I don't trust that Anon guy!" Marvin told her with a worried look. "Look even though I didn't watch that show for too long. Because I didn't care about Hank or whatever...but whenever that guy appeared on TV. I just felt something off about him...and after that whole thing at the end of the show. I was right!"

"Relax you!" Almond rolled her eyes with a scoff. "I'm not a defenseless kid or whatever...besides. I know how to fight bad guys, remember that weirdo we took care of. In that killing game?"

"Yeah but-"

"And I even fought bigger bad guys than that bald loser!" Almond bragged with a smug smirk. "I sliced up some giant squid a while ago. Easy like pie too. So don't worry about it. If anything...I should be keeping YOU safe, cuz you seem like the cowardly type. You know?"

"Yup" Jeffy held his hip and nodded slowly. Before pointing at Marvin. "My daddy's a bitch"

"No I'm not!" Marvin grumbled, before sighing and turning away from Almond. "You know what...fine...do whatever you want"

"I will!" Almond cheerfully said. While Marvin shook his head.

"That was a weird and boring message...what about me!" Junior quickly asked and seemed excited. "Did someone send me a message!? I wanna hear, I wanna hear!"

"Well um...there's one last message here" Brooklyn Guy opened another envelope and began to read it. "Brooklyn Guy, how long did it take you to build the house. Or did you just buy it and remodeled it?"

"THAT'S NOT DIRECTED TO ME!" Junior angrily said.

"Well to the person who asked this...the answer would be a mixture of yes and no" Brooklyn Guy said, before explaining himself. "So basically I built half of it. Because it used to be a rundown factory, and it was like busted up or something like that? I mean I did do some HEAVY redesigning on this thing. It didn't look any near compared to what it is now. So yeah!"

....

"You didn't build it" Jeffy said yet again.

"SHUT UP JEFFY!" Brooklyn Guy yelled and threw the envelope at him...which didn't hit Jeffy and was blown away by the law of gravity and physics. "Shit...well whatever! That's all the messages for the day. I think we were supposed to have some gifts too but um...they didn't arrive yet. But we did get some video requests. Which we will be watching right now on TV. So come on everyone, let's sit down and enjoy!"

Everyone then sat down in the big white couch and Brooklyn Guy held up a remote. Which made him go to Youtube, which he installed on TV. Because that's a thing nowadays. Amazing.

Anyways the first video sent to them was by a channel called Nova Black. And the video was called "never said I'm good at singing, but I sure love it"

The video started with some lovely girl playing on a...ukulele in a parking garage...i'm not sure. But the video showed her singing underneath a caption that said. "POV: you're a homeless traveler and you write weird songs in weird places"

Jeffy had his mouth wide open and then turned to his dad to say. "Daddy...that girl is HOT as FUCK!"

"Don't cuss. Jeffy!" Marvin scolded him.

"I'd smash" Junior ever said so casually, he's weird and a simp.

"That's not how P.O.V works" Cody flatly said.

"What" Brooklyn Guy looked at him then.

"Yeah no, that's not how the caption works" Cody then began to explain. "P.O.V means point of view. But the video is showing this lady singing with the camera facing her. When it should be in the point of her view...like the caption could've been titled something different like. You see that homeless traveler, who writes weird songs to sing in weird places. Because otherwise it doesn't work the way she captioned it"

"Oh my GOD Cody nobody cares about your nerd stuff!" Junior said with an annoyed look and then asked. "Would you just smash or not?"

"I'm gay" Cody reminded him with a lost expression...did he seriously forget!?

"Now that's some good ukulele!" Cheeta said, enjoying the video. "I tried it once, but it ain't my thing. I prefer somethin' like a electric guitar. Ya know?"

"Why is she in a parking garage..." Marvin asked with a miserable face.

"Cuz she writes weird songs to sing in weird places...DUH!" Almond exaggerated with her words and rolled her eyes.

"I'm gonna smack my PP...uh...uhhh!" Jeffy began moaning as he proceeds to smack his diaper and get more comfortable with the video...disgusting.

"Ummm....?" Almond looked at him with a uncomfortable look and scooted away from the puppet boy a little.

"I'm sorry..." Marvin lowered his head in shame and felt embarrassed. "He...he just does that randomly...I can't help it..."

"Jeffy stop it!" Chef PP demanded with an annoyed look. "There's strangers here!"

"I mean I get it" Cid said, much to the confusion of everyone else. He then noticed their looks and shrugged. "What? I just know!"

"Can we change the video?" Peter asked with a bored face. Resting his arm behind the couch. "This seems like something Tina would watch...don't like it"

"Okay next requested video I guess?" Brooklyn Guy grabbed the remote and changed to the next video. It wss by a channel called Maybe Dee. The video was called "Machine love - Inanimate insanity"

And it was a video of Test Tube and Fan from some unknown show called Inanimate insanity...yeah definitely nobody knows what that is. And there was some song playing in the video where both Test Tube and Fan sang and danced to it.

"They look familiar..." Almond hummed.

"I like this one daddy!" Jeffy said, as he bounced up and down to the song. annoying Marvin in the process.

"Why does she look like familiar to me?" Chef PP asked with a hand to his chin.

"Ayyyy!" Cheeta smiled upon seeing a familiar face. "It's Test Tube! I know her!"

"Super, me too!" Cid said with a nod. Before becoming confused. "But uh...when did she make this?"

"I dunno, but I like it!" Cheeta shrugged and bounced up and down like Jeffy did. And Cid joined in, eventually.

"Can you please STOP?" Marvin begged with a groan.

"What's wrong. Marvin?" Almond asked with a smirk and did the same thing as the other thing. "Have some fun!"

"Yeah this is nice!" Brooklyn Guy bounced up and down as well. Several people bounced up and down on the couch, because they had nothing better to do.

"THIS IS DUMB!" Junior yelled before pausing the video.

"Hey!" Jeffy whined once he noticed the video stop. "Junior why did you do that!"

"Can't we watch some of my OWN videos?" Junior asked.

"I honestly don't think that's a good idea..." Cody admitted, since he knew what kind of shit Junior was into.

"That was literal brainrot..." Yernem grumbled and was seen rubbing his head.

"Whatever is Test Tube up to, nowadays?" Peter wondered to himself.

"Who even sent these videos?" Chef PP asked the owner of the house.

Brooklyn Guy shrugged at that. "People from the website I put up...anyways next video"

"Thank God..." Marvin muttered in relief, as the next video began to play. It was by a channel called Make Some nosie and the video was called "A Noble Knight's Sworn Oath Starts To Concern Their Liege Lord"

The video played and some rando got on one knee and began talking about...slaying geese.

"Why does he hate geese so much?" Cid asked the others.

"70,000 geese slayed is crazy" Cody said, before turning to Junior. "Right Junior. 70,000 is crazy, right? Like that's crazy man"

"You ate a live parrot before..." Junior reminded him.

"Yeah but did I eat 70,000?" he countered back with.

"Wha-...YOU FORCED ME TO EAT ONE TOO!"

"But was it 70-"

"That's enough!" Marvin snapped and looked at Brooklyn Guy. "What even is this!? is this a game show?"

"I dunno, but I feel like murdering geese right now" Brooklyn Guy said with a ever so nonchalant voice.

"Hey daddy?" Jeffy raised his hand and asked. "Can we go and slay geese outside?"

"Yeah I'm done for that!" Yernem nodded with the idea.

"We're not slaying geese! It's illegal to kill animals randomly!" Marvin angrily said before grabbing the remote from Brooklyn Guy. "Change this video!"

"Hey don't take my remote from me!" Brooklyn Guy took it back and pushed Marvin down on the couch. "You goofball!"

"Okay then just-"

"Jerk!" Brooklyn Guy pushed him down again.

"Okay that's-"

"Baldy!" Brooklyn Guy pushed him, yet again.

"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Marvin snapped and pushed his hand away then. "Just change the video!"

"Fine!" Brooklyn Guy grumbled and did as told.

"You're just gonna let him do that to you?" Almond asked, before shaking her head. "Wow...just wow. Marvin"

"What do you want me to do...?" Marvin asked with a confusion voice, before sighing to himself.

ANYWAY NEXT VIDEO WAS BY A CHANNEL CALLED AMERICAN HIGH AND IT WAS TITLED "it's a full body type of fear"

Why am I typing that in all caps...nobody knows. Including me.

Anyways the video played, and it was about a friend calling someone's mom by her first name. Expectation vs reality. NANCY.

The video escalated quickly.

"I don't know about you guys. But my favorite part was when Michael took off his shirt, Hehehehe!" Cody laughed like a pervert and nudged Brooklyn Guy. "Could you rewind that part for me?"

"HIS NAME IS MR.JOHNSON!" Peter yelled at the nerd boy. So loudly that Cody fell off the couch.

"YEAH CODY. WHAT IF I JUST CAME TO YOUR HOUSE AND STARTED BEING DISRESPECTFUL TO YOUR MOM AND CALLING HER BY HER FIRST NAME!?" Junior angrily yelled at Cody.

"YOU LITERALLY CALL HER NAMES AND A PIG!" Cody angrily shouted back and was seen rubbing his ear. "Jesus Christ...Peter, what the fuck is wrong with you!?"

"Why are you guys being so dramatic?" Chef PP asked with an annoyed look. "Just shut the hell up!"

"Next video!" Cheeta exclaimed.

"Okay?" Brooklyn Guy gave him a look. "It's not like you have the remote to decide that...but whatever"

The next video played and it was by a channel called Deejus. The video was called This Fandom Is A Content Farm. And it was about some guy complaining about SML with some brainrot like editing for TikTok.

"OH FUCK YOU!" Jeffy angrily yelled and flipped off the TV screen. "WHAT IN TARNATION IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT? PUTTING JEFFY'S NAME IN HIS DIRTY ASS MOUTH!?"

"He's right though, your content fucking sucks!" Peter told him, only to receive a pillow thrown at him by Jeffy.

"FUCK YOU BITCH!" Jeffy yelled at them. "YOU HATERS CAN SUCK JEFFY'S NUTS!"

"YEAH!" Junior quickly joined in. "OUR CONTENT IS THE BEST AND NOT NO BRAINROT CONTENT FARMING. IF YOU WANNA SEE CONTENT FARM THEN LOOK UP POPPY'S PLAYTIME AND GARTEN OF BANBAN. NOW THAT'S SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT!"

"Guys guys!" Cody spoke up next and tried to sit them both down. "Let's just calm down. Obviously the guy who made this video...DOESN'T FUCKING KNOW A SINGLE THING ABOUT US!"

"I KNOW RIGHT!?" Junior nodded aggressively. "SML PUMPS OUT QUALITY VIDEOS EVERY FUCKING WEEK. 3 VIDEOS A WEEK, YOU THINK THAT SHIT ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!?"

"Oh please!" Yernem then joined in the conversation. "3 half assed videos a week with shitty ass jokes and plot lines and repetitive jokes? Yeah that's some quality right there...LOGAN DOESN'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE. ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS THE ALGORITHM AND PUMPING OUT GARBAGE ASS VIDEOS FOR HIS KIDDY FANBASE TO SLURP UP. MODERN SML SUCKS ASS!"

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!" Jeffy warned him.

"OUR CONTENT DOESN'T SUCK!" Cody angrily denied.

"YEAH!" Junior nodded, like the DICK rider he is.

"I mean...they're kinda right you guys" Chef PP reluctantly said, as much as he hated to admit.

"Yeah..." Marvin sighed deeply.

"OH ALL Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS ON SOME CRACK. FUCK YOU!" Jeffy flipped them off and flipped the small desk in front of them.

"What the heck is even going on?" Almond asked. As she was one of the people who were utterly confused about what was going on. Including Cheeta and Cid.

"OKAY ENOUGH!" Brooklyn Guy yelled and quickly changed the video. "Don't break stuff in here! I bought these furniture for a large amount of money!"

"Fine!" they all said and sat down like a bunch of whiny little children...what the hell happened here?

Brooklyn Guy sighed and played the next video then. It was by Smosh Pit. The video was called, Watch out...you're next

And it was about a white fly eating someone's ass...?!

"WOOOAH!" Cody was pleasantly pleased by the amount of shirtless men. "Now this is my kind of video!"

"I got a feeling this has something to do with me..." Yernem said with uncertainty, until he frowned angrily. "You know what. I am offended somehow!"

"Of course you are..." Peter quietly muttered under his breath.

"I wanna suck his tits" Jeffy randomly said.

"Yeah same!" Cody happily said.

"These are becoming weirder now..." Cid admitted.

Cheeta slowly nodded. "Tell me about it..."

"Next video" Brooklyn Guy changed the video, and it was by a channel called Unnecessary inventions. The video was called "This invention helps me feel less lonely" and it was basically a video about a body pillow and being a lonely loser such as myself.

"Guess I found a solution to Yernem's problem!" Brooklyn Guy happily said.

"Oh hell no!" Yernem shook his head immediately. 'I need Abby! I need the real thing, my warmth and happiness...I NEED HER!"

"She's not very nice..." Almond admitted, only remembering bitter memories of that girl.

"Yeah?" Yernem gave her a look in return. "Well my nuts aren't nice either...so?"

"Huh?" Almond said with a bored face. Obviously not amused by whatever the hell he just said.

"Hey Almond...wanna do that with me?" Junior wiggled his eyebrows and asked with a smirk.

"I'm gonna hit you..." Almond groaned with a scowl towards the boy.

"Daddy. Daddy!" Jeffy poked Marvin several times and pointed at the TV. "gimme have! I need that. Daddy. I wanna hump it an-"

"NO!" Marvin snapped at him in return.

"UGH!" Jeffy groaned. "You're the worst daddy ever!"

"Are we done yet?" Chef PP asked. "I'm getting tired of this insanity..."

"One last video" Brooklyn Guy said and played the video then. Or rather song, it was called Look It here and was uploaded by Nathaniel Rateliff

"Well this is a nice song" Marvin admitted and vibed to the song.

"Oh yeah!" Cheeta said and already began dancing in his seat.

"Super!" Cid smiled and got up to dance. To which Cheeta did so too.

"Cool!" Almond smiled and got up to dance with the others.

"And this is when Peter locks eyes with Yernem. For a moment, all their hatred sets aside...and Yernem takes his hand and begins to dance with Pet-"

"Fucking kill yourself!" Yernem interrupted Peter and quickly got away from him. Peter shrugged and got up to dance with the rest of the people.

"Yaaay!" Jeffy did his little stupid stand up and down dance on the couch. His mouth open like a king cobra and his hand raised up. Cody just took off his shirt and began dancing too. Chef PP face-palmed and quickly got away from the boy. Brooklyn Guy tried to stop the song but apparently the remote stopped working.

Junior tried to dance his way to Almond. Who then purposely kicked him in the nuts and caused him to squeal and fall down on the ground.

"Um...well okay" Brooklyn Guy just lowered the volume of the song and got up from the couch. Holding his stomach. "Hey guys, I'm actually hungry, who wanna eat?"

"Me me me me!" Cheeta immediately said and jumped up and down. Holding his hand like a excited little kid.

"Oh great. Something that I can actually do for you all!" Chef PP cheerfully said and made his way to the kitchen. "Well come on everyone!"

"Um..." Cody looked at the others following the chef. "Guys...i'm not sure you'd wanna eat his...uh"

They didn't listen and just left to the kitchen for some good grub. Junior kept lying on the ground and holding his balls, cuz ya know.

Cody sighed and dragged him into the kitchen afterwards.
-

Later in a nice looking kitchen where the residents sat down in a big table.

"FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD!" Everyone changed and banged their fists on the table. With the exception of Marvin and Cody. Chef PP was seen making something in the stove and just putting in random stuff.

"Okay okay. Calm down guys!" Chef PP called out and kept stirring the pot. "Food is about to be ready soon!"

"Oh God..." Junior slumped down in his chair and sadly said. "I just remembered who's cooking for us..."

"What's wrong?" Cheeta asked the boy.

"You guys aren't gonna be happy..." Cody said with a sad voice too.

"Yeah this is gonna be awful" Peter told and was seen holding his nose to block out the smell.

"All right guys!" Chef PP happily said and set the bowls of whatever food he made. "Dinner is served!"

Everybody looked at the bowls and...oh my fucking GOD what is that green goo?!

Cid took a whiff of it and nearly fell back to his death. "YUCK! What the heck is this supposed to be!?"

"It's my famous recipe!" Chef PP told him with a proud smile. "You'll love it!"

"Oh yeah I'll totally love it for killing me and sending me to hell!" Yernem sarcastically said and couldn't even bare to look at the bowl. "Oh God...it's stinky!"

"Ew!" Almond pinched her nose and asked with a disgusted look. "What did you even...put in it?"

"It's a secret recipe...come on. Just try it!" Chef PP encouraged them all. But nobody DARED to even eat the green goo.

"Ah relax guys!" Cheeta spoke up cheerfully held a spoonful of the green goo. "Maybe it tastes better than it smells?"

"I wouldn't eat that if I were you..." Cid tried to warn him.

"I'm sure it's delicious" Cheeta waved him off and then took a bite out of the green go. Before swallowing it.

Everyone stared at him for a moment and...

....

"See?" Cheeta smiled and patted his tummy. "It doesn't taste that-HORUGHHHH!!!"

Cheeta ended up immediately throwing up on the table. Like legit, he just threw up mid sentence and nearly splashed everyone in result. Making them all jump back out of their chairs and get away from the cat.

"OH MY GOD!" Marvin gasped and watched Cheeta throwing up violently.

"Jesus..." Cody shook his head and felt sorry for the blue cat...like holy shit.

"Chef PP!" Junior turned to the chef and growled. "Grrr! Did you try to poison us or something!? WHAT DID YOU DO!"

"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" Chef PP yelled at him. "I ONLY PUT VEGETABLES AND SODA AND TOOTH PASTE IN THE MIX!"

"ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH!?" Jeffy yelled at the chef then.

"SODA AND TOOTHPASTE!?" Brooklyn Guy gave him a baffled look. "Are you insane!? Who even puts that together?!"

"IT'S A FAMILY RECIPE!" Chef PP angrily yelled.

"Are you okay Cheeta!?" Cid checked on his friend.

Cheeta wiped his mouth and tried to speak. Only to immediately began vomiting again.

"Ew!" Almond backed away as some of the vomit began to get closer to her boots. "Oh my gosh, this is literally sooo gross...and cool!"

"Well good job!" Yernem clapped his hands for the chef. "You successfully invented a new kind of medicine for those who can't throw up. How do you feel?"

"Yeah dumbass" Peter added in.

"IT'S NOT THAT BAD!" Chef PP argued.

"Then eat it yourself?" Peter offered the bowl with the nasty goo on it.

"Uh...." Chef PP backed away and quickly shook his head. "Look, what do you even want me to do about it!?"

"Uh...anyone wants to order something?" Marvin suggested.

"Good idea!" Brooklyn Guy immediately said and pulled out his keys. "I'll start the car...who's uh...coming with me?"

"But I just made dinner!" Chef PP frowned in dismay.

"Well it tastes like ASS!" Jeffy said, deepening his voice at the end and following after Brooklyn Guy.

"Wait for us!" Junior quickly followed after with Cody.

"I'll uh...stay with my pal here" Cid awkwardly said and winced after hearing Cheeta throw up again.

Chef PP groaned in defeat then...before getting a mop and bucket to clean up the mess.
-

Later on. Brooklyn Guy took Peter. Yernem. Almond. Jeffy. Marvin. Cody and Junior to McDonald's...

Brooklyn Guy pulled in the driveway and looked back at the passengers. "Okay here we are, at McDonald's! What do you guys need?"

Everyone began speaking at once and making loud nosies...except for Almond.

"ONE AT A TIME!" Brooklyn Guy snapped at them then. He then sighed and rubbed his forehead. "Marvin...?"

"I'll uh...have a cheeseburger only"

"Peter?"

"Two cheeseburgers and a Pepsi...NOT DIET!"

"Yernem?"

"Chicken sandwich" he flatly said.

"Not sure if they have that her...but okay" Brooklyn Guy sighed and then continued. "Almond?"

"I don't friggin' know!" she crossed her arms with a questioning look. "I haven't even ate human food in my life...well, except for the time I was in that game show"

"Well they serve happy meals here..."

"What even is that?" she asked.

"A kid's meal with toys and...i don't fucking know!" Brooklyn Guy gave up half way and impatiently said. "Just order already!"

"I guess...just order whatever. I'm so hungry!"

"Cody?"

"A fish filet for me, please"

"EW?!" Brooklyn Guy said with a disgusted look. Before looking at Junior. "Junior?"

"I want four happy meals with BOY TOYS!" Junior arrogantly demanded. "And and...and...TWO LARGE MILKSHAKES! With fries and no apple slices!"

"....Jeffy?" Brooklyn Guy ignored Junior's dumbass order and just asked the other puppet.

"Roast beef!" Jeffy stupidly said.

"Not this again!" Marvin groaned angrily and turned to face Jeffy in the backseat. "Jeffy I told you that McDonald's doesn't have roast beef!"

"It's okay daddy. I'll order it myself" Jeffy confidently said and didn't actually scream like a shit head this time. Wow!

"You know what, everyone can order for themselves!" Brooklyn Guy grumbled and drove his car to the speaker. Before stopping the car there.

"Ugh...may I take your, please?" a gruff voice said from the speaker.

Brooklyn Guy leaned out of his window to speak into the speaker. "Yeah can I have-"

"I WANT THREE HAPPY MEALS AND 5 TOYS WITH 2 MILKSHAKES!" Junior yelled loudly as he nearly made Brooklyn Guy fall out of the window in result.

"SHUT UP!" Brooklyn Guy yelled at him and pushed him back to his seat. "ONE AT A TIME...God...i'm sorry sir. It's nothing...yeah can I have-"

"I WANT ROAST BEEF!" Jeffy then jumped in and yelled at the speaker.

"WE DON'T SERVE ROAST BEEF HERE BOY!" the gruff voice angrily said from the shitty drive-thru speaker.

"WELL YOU BETTER GO GET IT BEFORE I COME THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!" Jeffy threatened the employee.

"COME ON THEN FUCKBOY. I AIN'T SCARED OF YOU!" the employee threatened back.

"OH YEAH?! I OUTTA SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR-"

"JEFFY STOP RIGHT NOW!" Marvin angrily yelled and tried pushing Jeffy back into the backseat.

"I WANT ROAST BEEF GODDAMMIT!" Jeffy angrily said and slapped Marvin's hand off. "GIMME MY SHIT YOU FAT FUCK!"

"BOY I OUTTA WHOOP YOUR ASS. COME PULL THROUGH!" the employee demanded, the loudness nearly broke the speaker in result.

"I'm still hungry..." Almond said, not mining all the violence that was going on.

"Jeffy is literally threatening the worker...aren't you gonna do something?" Cody asked Brooklyn Guy

"WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO!?" Brooklyn Guy yelled at him and kept trying to push Jeffy back. "JEFFY FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING. IF YOU DON'T GO BACK TO YOUR SEAT!"

"FUCK THAT. I'M PULLING THROUGH!" Jeffy immediately pulled back and opened the door. Before hopping out of the car and running inside the McDonald's front door.

"JEFFY GET BACK HERE!" Marvin yelled and ran after the boy. To which everyone else did the same thing.

When they got inside. They all saw Jeffy squaring up against some fat McDonald's employee.

"I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS BITCH!" Jeffy threatened the fat guy.

"OH YEAH?!" the McDonald's worker laughed and bent over to show Jeffy his fat ASS unwashed hairy ASS CRACK. "COME LICK MY ASS BOAH. I AIN'T SCARED OF YA!"

"SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO GO UP THAT HAIRY ASS IN A MOMENT BITCH. AUGHHHHH!" Jeffy charged at the man and jumped on him. Beginning his ridiculous assault on the employee. While innocent bystanders watched by in horror and shock.

"JEFFY!" Marvin face-palmed at his son's stupid decisions.

"Yelp" Peter cracked his knuckles and sighed. "Guess we'll be pulling them apart from each other...?"

"I'm hungry..." Almond whined yet again.
-

LATER AFTER JEFFY WAS FORCIBLY PULLED AWAY FROM THE MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE. WHO CALLED THE COPS ON THEM AND THEY HAD TO RUN AWAY TO A DIFFERENT MCDONALD'S TO GET THEIR FOOD...

They were all in the car again and driving back to home. Brooklyn Guy was seen frowning angrily after being embarrassed by the actions of Jeffy. Marvin had his face slammed against the dashboard and too tired to even scold Jeffy anymore. Meanwhile. Jeffy had one black eye and was holding onto his happy meal box with a smile.

....

"I can't believe you just got me banned from a McDonald's..." Brooklyn Guy then said. Bitterly so.

"Good" Jeffy casually said and stuffed his face into the box.

"And then we had another whiny baby here who wanted THREE happy meals...!" Brooklyn Guy groaned and stared at Junior in the rear mirror.

"Aw man look at my Steve from the minecraft movie toy!" Junior happily played with his toys that he got from his unnecessary three boxes of happy meals.

Brooklyn Guy sighed and kept on driving then.

Peter put his hands inside the McDonald's box and grabbed a few fries out of there.

"No eating in the car!" Brooklyn Guy immediately told him. "I just got it cleaned!"

"What are you, my sister?" Peter scoffed with a small eye roll and ate his fries like a disrespectful asshole.

"I should've ordered a Sprite..." Yernem whined and held his pathetic looking sandwich in hand.

"I like fish filet" Cody said, to absolutely nobody in particular.

"You're disgusting. Cody" Junior gave him a look at his poor choices for food.

"I'm hungry!" Almond whined again and looked at the puppet driving. "Can I eat now?"

"Wait until we get home. Almond" Marvin calmly told her.

"Ugh!" Almond grumbled and sat back with crossed arms.

Junior glanced at Almond, and had a stupid idea.

"Cody...watch this" Junior whispered to his friend. Who looked at him in confusion, wondering what the hell he was about to do this time.

Junior held onto one of his happy meal boxes and kept looking at Almond for the entire time. Until he sneezed loudly and intentionally threw the box towards Almond's lap.

"Oops!" Junior said with a fake voice. "What a clumsy guy I am! Lemme just get my box..."

Junior, being the stupid and horny dog he is. Quickly leaned down onto Almond's shoulder and literally gave her a kiss on the cheek. Before taking his happy meal box away from her lap. He then snickered victoriously and whispered to Cody again. "Did you see that!? I kissed her, hahaha!"

Almond took a DEEP and long breath. Before she handed her box over to Yernem. "Hold this" she quickly said. Much to the boy's confusion.

She then looked at Junior. Leaned down to the point of her head touching Yernem and Peter's lap. And she then STRAIGHT UP kicked Junior right in the face. Sending him out of the door and falling out of the moving car.

Cody yelped and quickly closed the door before he could fall out of it too. He looked out of the open window and saw Junior lying on the ground. "OH MY GOD. JUNIOR!"

"Ughhh...HEY!" Junior got up and saw the car driving away from him.

Almond popped out of the window and held his happy meal box in hand. "I'M EATING YOUR FOOD TOO!" she yelled at him before pulling herself back inside.

"NO NOT MY HAPPY MEAL!" Junior screamed and quickly ran after the car. "WAIT. PLEASE WAIT FOR ME!"
-

Almond sat back down and took her happy meal back from Yernem. "Thanks!"

"Um..." Marvin looked away from Almond and then looked at Brooklyn Guy. "I think Junior just fell out of the car...?"

"Good" Brooklyn Guy casually said and just kept on driving. As he saw Junior desperately waving his arms at the car to stop. Until he got out of the rear mirror view.

"Is...Is he gonna be okay?" Cody asked the others.

"Hm?" Peter shrugged and just kept eating his food in the car. Jeffy was stuffing his face in the whole box and moving like he has a seizure or something.

Almond was humming happily, acting like nothing even happened at all. Cody sighed deeply and just decided to forget about it. Too.
-

LATER IN THE HOUSE...I don't know why I'm typing in all caps.

Cid was seen sitting with Cheeta and patting his back. The cat was finally done throwing up after eating Chef PP's disgusting food.

Chef PP came out of the kitchen and wiped his face with a huff. "Finally...i'm done cleaning!"

"Man..." Cheeta held his stomach and gagged a little. "That was worse than Pierre's cookin'...!"

"It'll be okay dude" Cid tried to comfort him, until he saw the door opening. Where everyone except for Junior came inside.

"Finally!" Almond said in relief and ran upstairs. "I'm gonna eat in my room. Okay bye!"

"Man that was horrible..." Brooklyn Guy grumbled and threw the keys away as he sat down on the couch.

"Where's Junior...?" Chef PP asked as he noticed that Junior was missing.

"Almond kicked him out of the car and we left him behind" Yernem casually said as he walks into the kitchen to do something.

"Oh...haha okay!" Chef PP cheerfully said and shrugged.

"Aren't you worried?" Cody asked him.

"..." Chef PP gave him a look in response.

"Right..." Cody realized that the answer was obvious by now.

"Did you guys get us anything?" Cid asked the others.

"You like cheeseburgers?" Peter offered his half eaten burger to the two.

Cheeta gagged and quickly threw up in the carpet.

"SERIOUSLY. CHEETA!?" Chef PP angrily yelled at the cat. "NOW I GOTTA CLEAN IT UP AGAIN!"

"I'm gonna speak to Almond about her behavior...later though" Marvin sighed and yawned. "I'm so tired..."

"Can you read me a bedtime story. Daddy?" Jeffy asked, who was now wearing the happy meal box on his head.

Marvin sighed and walked upstairs with his son then.

Brooklyn Guy rubbed his face and spoke to the viewers with a tired voice. "Welp everyone...that was it for today's...fucking annoying episode...um...leave more messages and videos for us to react to for tomorrow and shit...i'm just...gonna sleep"

And then he went to sleep...what in the hell was this episode about? I don't know, but you will leave us messages to answer for next episode. Do it, or else...okay see ya!!!!

....

"By the way" Cid spoke up and held up a box for Brooklyn Guy. "Something came in the mail today!"

"Shit..." Brooklyn Guy groaned and slumped down the ground afterwards.

 

Messages will be available later

Notes:

leave messages, they will be opening the gift that they received next episode

Chapter 3: Messages and gifts shit

Summary:

The gang read your messages and OG becomes petty over something

Notes:

short chapter

Current Residents:

Brooklyn Guy

Marvin

Chef PP

Jeffy

Junior

Cody

Yernem

Peter

Almond

Cid

Cheeta
-

Back at the house...

Brooklyn Guy was seen sitting on the couch with the others. That being Peter. Yernem. Marvin. Jeffy. Cody and Chef Penis...I mean Chef PP. Oh yeah. Cid and Cheeta too. Junior was still gone though.

"Guys" Cody spoke up first and was seemingly worried. "I'm kinda worried about Junior...do you think he's okay?"

"I dunno" Peter shrugged and kept watching the TV. Which was not even turned on. So I don't know what the fuck he's doing.

"He's probably fine!" Chef PP dismissed the nerd's concerns and seemed happier than usual. "I mean, I'm having a good time right now!"

"Father. I have a question" Jeffy turned to Marvin.

"What is it Jeffy?" Marvin asked, although he seemed to be distracted by something.

"Well I have officially defecated in my pants, and require a change of my shitty ass pants" Jeffy spoke with a humble and formal voice. Before lying down on the couch and spreading his legs open for Marvin. "You may start changing me now"

"Urgh!" Marvin turned away from the retard and got up off the couch. "I'm just waiting for Almond to come down. So I can talk to her about her behavior!"

"In the meantime!" Brooklyn Guy got up and went for the door. "I'll go see if we got another mail today!"

He left then. yeah

"My stomach hurts..." Cheeta whined and held his aching stomach.

"That sucks" Cid said and turned to Chef PP. "I don't know why you even thought making us eat that food was a good idea. It smelled worse than the sewers!"

"It's not my damn fault!" Chef PP argued. "I know that it was good, everyone loves my recipe!"

"I think my stomach would disagree..." Cheeta said, before holding his mouth with a small gag.

"Good morning!"

Almond then came downstairs and was smiling happily like nothing happened yesterday. "So what are we doing today?" she asked the gang and hopped on the couch.

"Shit" Yernem randomly said.

"Almond" Marvin turned to the girl then. "I wanna talk to you about your behavior"

"I'm all ears" Almond gave him a nod, and then gestured with her hand. "But could you move?...can't see the TV"

"No listen!" Marvin groaned at first before shaking his head. "Look! I think what you did to Junior was very wrong, you can't just assault people like that. You could've gotten him hurt. So like, you need to apologize whenever he gets back here!"

....

"Who's that?" Almond asked with a confused look.

"...You can't be serious" Marvin sighed in disappointment.

"The guy that you kicked out of the car yesterday" Cody reminded her.

"Oh" Almond realized, before crossing her arms with a small tsh. "I don't care, he was annoying me. I ain't gonna apologize for nothing...now move outta the way. Marvin!"

"Ugh...you're just like Jeffy!" Marvin grumbled angrily before sitting down on the couch.

"Daddy, it's starting to itch" Jeffy said, with his ass now tooted up in the air.

The door then opened up as Junior came inside. Looking quite exhausted and bruised.

"There he is" Peter said with a bored voice.

"Urghh..." Junior groaned and then glared at Almond. "WHY DID YOU KICK ME OUT OF THE CAR!? AND WHY DID NOBODY STOP WHEN I WAS YELLING FOR YOU TO STOP!?"

"Cuz you suck" Almond flatly said and turned on the TV to watch something.

"Aw man..." Chef PP sighed out of disappointment then. "There goes my break..."

"You know what...I-"

Junior didn't finish as Brooklyn Guy quickly opened the door and slammed Junior on the face. Before closing it back as Junior fell down the ground.

"GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS!" Brooklyn Guy frantically yelled and was seen holding a bunch of shit in his hands. "WE GOT SOME MESSAGES AND A GIFT. EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET'S HURRY IT UP!"

"Cool!" Cid smiled as he and the rest of the others gathered around Pumpkin Guy to see what messages they got.

"Okay so apparently there was some messages that I didn't get to read yesterday...but I'll do it now. Because the guy sent them twice for some fucking reason. "Here's the first one. Hey Peter, have you heard of The Crafting Dead?"

"FUCK NO!" Peter yelled loudly

"Youch!" Cheeta jumped in reaction then. "What was that for?!"

"Oh my bad" Peter apologized before speaking more calmly. "But yeah. No I haven't"

"Next message says. Yo Cody, did you know your mom is in the Marvin Kart World?"

"Wait what?!" Cody was confused by the message then. "I didn't even know they made another one!"

"It must be a WHALE character, HAAAHAAAAAA!" Junior laughed loudly at his unfunny insult. And literally he got into Cody's ear and laughed at it like he was on crack.

"Jesus fucking CHRIST. Junior...!" Cody painfully groaned.

"Next message says. Marvin, how do you feel about another version of you also being in a reality show set in a large place with retards. But with eliminations?"

"I-"

"URGHHHHHH!!!!" Jeffy then farted loudly out of nowhere. Like he literally put so much stain in his voice that he was about to get a fucking stroke or something. He then stopped and started waving his nasty ass smell around. "Boy that sure was a stinker, aren't I right?"

"Hmmm!" Cody sniffed the smell and was pleased. "Now that's a good toot!"

"What the fuck..." Chef PP said with a disturbed face.

"I don't think it's any worse than where I am at..." Marvin then flatly said to the person who sent this fucking message.

"Next message. Cid, your game is actual ass. It's like Mighty Number 9 but worse"

"Oh yeah!?" Cid angrily frowned and tried to come up with something to say. Until he stopped and froze in place.

"Cid?" Cheeta gave him a concerned look. "You uh...okay there. Buddy?"

"...I don't know man" Cid said with a deeply depressed voice afterwards.

"Well that got depression" Brooklyn Guy casually said before reading next message. "This one is for Marvin again, and it says. Marvin again, have you seen the SMLYTP video Rose's Punishment?"

"Wait what?" Marvin said with a raised eyebrow. "What even is a...SMLYTP? And what do you mean by Rose's Punishment...I mean....that sounds nice and all...but i haven't seen it. And the only punishment she ever got was being fired from her police job. So I don't know!"

"Is it a Glider video?" Yernem asked

"I don't fucking know!" Brooklyn Guy shrugged and went back to reading. "Jeffy, who is your favorite Pokémon waifu? Human waifus, no Gardevoirs for instance"

"Your mom. OOOOOOOOOHHH!" Jeffy yelled loudly and began shaking his body like a dumbass.

"Why is this guy asking about Pokémon human waifus?" Peter asked with a suspicious voice. "Aren't they like underage or something...like Iris. Dawn...uh...who the fuck are the new ones again?"

"I don't know. But this final message is for me" Brooklyn Guy happily said and was reading his message now. "Pumpkin Guy-....are you fucking serious?"

"Just read it. PUMPKIN GUY!" Junior aggressively told him to.

Brooklyn Guy sighed deeply and read the message. "Pumpkin Guy how about inviting some bitches that aren't underage. Like Nessa IDK"

"How about you go fuck yourself?" Yernem suggested instead. "Yeah how about that?"

"Gary, you're outing yourself to jerking off to Nessa porn...YIKES!" Peter winced and lowered his cap to hide his eyes from the shameful looks of any fucking reader that's watching this.

"What's wrong with me?" Almond asked with a slightly annoyed look. "I can be fun too!"

"Look people. I only invite those who I feel like!" Brooklyn Guy sternly said before pointing at the camera. "So don't ask us what to do...okay?"

"Are there any more messages?" Cody asked Pumpkin Guy.

"Uh yeah...I'll just read all of them for you guys" Brooklyn Guy said before he read the entire message in one go. "My questions were not answered for some reason last time so I'll reuse a couple. Brooklyn Guy can you add in some hot not underage girls like Nessa or something? Peter how high is your body count? Jeffy have you ever watched Succession? Almond do you think you can beat Goku? Chef Pee Pee how would you murder Bowser if you could. Yernem go back to the middle east or wherever you came from judging by your name"

"YES!" Almond immediately said.

"No you wouldn't!" Junior argued.

"Yah huh!" Almond gave him a glare at that. "How would you even know that I couldn't?"

"He's clearly way stronger than you, plus you're a woman. Men are stronger than-"

Almond then punched Junior in the way and sent him crashing down in the family guy death pose.

"ALMOND!" Marvin gasped. To which Almond only shrugged at.

"Succession? more like SUCK my ass" Jeffy said while smacking his diaper shit.

"By body count...do you mean how many people I murdered" Peter asked with a confused face. "Cuz I definitely killed a lot of people and did some other stuff...trust me"

"Heh..." Cody smirked a little and said. "my body count is so high that you wouldn't be able to count it"

"Who the hell is Nessa?" Brooklyn Guy muttered with utter confusion.

"I'll poison his food and feed his body to the alligators. So nobody can ever find him EVER again. Hehehehe...HAHAHAHA!" Cody PP laughed like a creep and everyone just stared at him like WTF.

"My name isn't Arabic you retard" Yernem angrily said to his message. "I'm actually supposed to be Italian. Yernem Laznem is literally supposed to be a play on the words. Your Name. Last Name...you would know if you even bothered reading OG's stories from two years ago. But clearly you don't fucking read shit and don't know the sophisticated lore of this bullshit...FUCK YOU! And no why would we add a goon character like Nessa? She barely had any fucking personality in your dumbass story...SHEESH!"

....

"You okay buddy?" Cheeta asked in concern.

"NO!" Yernem snapped at him. "I'm fucking pissed off!"

"Well guys now that we're done with all messages. Here's the gifts we got!" Brooklyn Guy threw away the messages and began tearing up the big ass package in the room. "Okay so everyone gets a copy of Shovel Knight Dig. Peter gets a copy of some Inazuma Eleven Victory Road. Almond gets a signed copy of Total Drama Multiversal Madness by some asshole named Goodguygary. Jeffy gets a Yokai watch and I got a...FUCKING PUMPKIN!?"

Almond took her gift and was confused. "The heck am I supposed to be doing with this?"

"can I shove this up my ass?" Jeffy asked while holding the watch.

"I don't watch anime" Peter said as he held whatever the fuck that was sent to him.

"WHY DIDN'T I GET A GIFT!?" Junior angrily yelled and kicked the package box. "THIS SUCKS!"

"Calm down you brat!" Chef PP grumbled at their behavior. "Some of us didn't even get any gifts either"

"FUCK!" Yernem yelled

"Ah man!" Cid slumped down in disappointment. Same with Cheeta.

"I AM TIRED OF PUMPKINS!" Brooklyn Guy angrily said before throwing his kind and breaking the window in return. "Anyways...there's more. Another signed copy of that shitty ass story to Jeffy"

Jeffy took the signed copy of Total Drama Multiversal Madness and literally shoved it up his ass right there.

"Huniepop steam codes for Junior"

"GIMME GIMME GIMME!" Junior quickly took it like the horny fuck he was and cherished it like a goblin.

"Peter and Jeffy get another copy of the gifts they already received..."

"I already shoved something up my ass, but thanks" Jeffy said with a groan.

"I don't watch anime" Peter said yet again.

"And..what the fuck is this?" Brooklyn Guy picked up an invitation to Big Dick Randy...whatever that was. He threw it away. "Okay so uh...we got some other gifts here and they're pretty much weapons or something"

I'm too fucking lazy to write this next segment so I'll just copy the gifts and their description.

1# the knife looks dull, yet surprisingly sharp. 8 inches long, The knife has a curved edge and a leather handle. It seems to have been used before, but only once, for the blood has dried. Only Women can faintly hear a voice coming from the knife. [attack rules: the knife does more 3x more damage to character that possess the fourth wall breaking trait, or the demigod/god trait.]

2# a small black and white cardboard box, looking inside you can find star shaped sugar cookies, 16 exactly. [attack rules: a cookie can restore 1/5 of stamina.]

3#- strangely, Peter and yernem can recognize the brand of soda in here, however both know that this isn’t the soda itself, but 4 glass soda bottles filled with light pink liquid. [attack rules: half of a bottle can restore 1/4 of health. However Peter and yernem have a 10% chance of being fully heal when consumed.]

4#- a wooden crossbow, with exactly 20 stone and wooden arrows. [attack rules: can deal heavy amounts of damage: however, there is a 75% chance that the attack will miss. Everything a person uses the crossbow and success, the rate of missing drops by 15% for them]

.....

"Let's just pretend that I read all of the descriptions of those weird gifts!" Brooklyn Guy said after a moment of silence.

"I want that knife!" Almond tried to reach for the dull knife. But Marvin pulled her away.

"Don't touch it!" Marvin scolded her. "It had blood on it...who even sent them!?"

"Cookies!" Jeffy tried to reach for the star shaped cookies. But again. Marvin pulled him away. So he now had to hold both Jeffy and Almond from breaking free out of his grip.

"I hear voices" Peter casually said.

"I feel offended looking at that soda brand..." Yernem said with an unease look...

"Well I'll just keep these in the closet for now" Brooklyn Guy said before continuing. "But hey, we got some new videos to watch and-"

"FUCK NO!" Yernem immediately refused.

"Why not?" Cody asked the boy.

"Because the author is petty and mad at Gary for that dumbass excuse for not picking Almond or Peridot for his retarded story. Tranny Of The Masturbator or whatever the fuck it's called" Peter explained before sighing deeply. "You know what...Yernem. You get this one"

"I will!" Yernem gladly said with a nod and pointed at the camera. "We ain't watching the shit that Gary sent. It'll be eye for an eye for the shit he kept pulling on OG. AKA GOD. AKA THE FLAWLESS AND MOST HANDSOME MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE!"

"That's a little bit of a stretch...but go on" Peter gestured for him to continue.

"So yeah" Yernem shrugged and sat down on the couch again. "We're not watching the videos sent in. Mainly due to pettiness and stuff...so yeah. We're done here"

....

"Okay..." Brooklyn Guy said as he was just fucking confused by what the hell Yernem was talking about. He then shrugged and turned to the camera. "Anyways, I actually won't be pulling up the message link for the next episode. Because we'll be playing some games on that one. So um...yeah...we read your messages and stuff...so um...see you soon?"

"Urgh...!" Cheeta held his stomach and got up. "Man...i gotta go to the hospital!"

"Woah now!" Cid got up and looked concerned. "You okay there?"

"I don't know...i'm gonna throw up again...!" Cheeta gagged and held his mouth.

"I am NOT cleaning up again!" Chef PP warned them.

"Ugh...look" Brooklyn Guy grabbed the keys and threw them at Cid. "Just take the car and take him to the hospital"

"Um...okay?" Cid said with uncertainty and then took Cheeta outside of the house.

"Are they gonna be okay?" Cody asked.

"Hopefully" Brooklyn Guy shrugged before announcing something. "I am gonna invite new people tomorrow. So uh...you guys have any suggestions?"

"Yeah!" Almond quickly said and stopped bothering Marvin about the knife.

"Me too!" Yernem quickly raised his hand.

"Okay then" Brooklyn Guy nodded and began listening to them.

So yeah this episode was just for the messages and shit. Next episode will be some bullshit about board games and shit, no messages this time until then. BYE

Notes:

no more updates until later I swear

Chapter 4: What the hell is Junior DOING?!

Summary:

Junior gets caught being a fuckboy

Notes:

just something I want to parody ever since seeing a stupid video from my friend lmao

During the middle of the night. Everyone was fast asleep in the big house. That is except for a certain orange haired puppet boy.

 

Junior was seen sneaking downstairs for some reason, looking all over the place, as if looking for something. He doesn't notice anyone in the living room and quickly rushes over to the couch. In his hand, was a phone.

 

He quickly found something, like a box of tissues and tried to step up his phone to lean against him and take a video of himself. The phone flopped backwards as Junior quickly fixed it up.

 

It flopped back again. Junior fixed it up again.

 

It did one more time, as Junior exhaled angrily through his nostrils. Until he leaned the phone on the tissue box again. Thankfully this time. It didn't flop down. Junior then quickly tapped on the record button and backed away for a better angle of himself.

 

And then he began sound some of the worst, cringest, fuckboyiest TikTok dances ever known to man. I mean straight up the most awful shit that could turn your anus skin inside outside. He did the griddy, the floss and some other stuff that made him look like an actual idiot. He bit his lips like one of those fuck boys on Instagram. The ones with the broccoli haircut and all.

 

Then he slowly took off his shirt as he danced to some generic popular TikTok music. Like something from Dua Lupa or whatever the hell. And by taking his shirt off, he did it seductively. Like he was showing off to some girls or some fucking fantasy that he lived in. He tossed it aside and danced like awful. Until he stood up, eyes still onto the camera of his phone. And he jumped on the white couch and straight up began humping it.

 

I mean literally, he started to violate the couch with his pelvis. Green shorts on and everything, but still decided to hump on the couch. Like oh my fucking God Junior. If people saw this shit, what would you even say?

 

This dumbass kid literally waited for everyone to sleep so he could do this dumb shit. I can't even fucking...

 

Junior kept humping the couch, until-

 

"What the fuck are you doing?"

 

Junior yelped and fell off the couch. Before turning over to see Brooklyn Guy standing over the corner of the wall and giving him a very confused look. Like actually a very awkward look too. Junior was beyond embarrassed and stared back at the adult, not knowing how to explain himself.

 

"Uh...um..." Junior uttered and his eyes darted everywhere. Trying to find an excuse for himself. "I was...feeling hot and um...wanted to drink water?"

 

"You took off your shirt for that?" Brooklyn Guy gave him a questioning look.

 

"...Yes" Junior said after a long awkward pause.

 

....

 

"Okay..." Brooklyn Guy said with a blank face. In reality, he was just disturbed by what he saw. So he decided to leave the living room and leave Junior alone to reflect on his decisions.

 

......

 

Junior looked both ways, paused for a bit. And decided to go back to his degenerate ways. Humping on the couch yet again.

 

Until Brooklyn Guy walked into the living room again and saw what was going on. Junior turned back to face him with a blank face then.

 

......

 

"G-...go the fuck back to sleep. Please" he told him, with such disappointment and disturbance. That Junior couldn't even defend himself at this point. So the boy just nodded and took his sorry ass back to bed.

 

What the actual fuck is wrong with you. Junior?

 

Don't do this shit ever again. Literally just don't.

 

PLEASE!

Notes:

next chapter eventually. I will invite Iris. Peridot. Cucumber. Nautilus and a few other characters, possibly

Notes:

Updates will be irregular!