Chapter 1: Timothy Timepiece
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Skylar: Hang on! My Content Aware is going off!
Skylar: Timothy Timepiece will be…a little animalistic in this scene in ways that might make some readers uncomfortable.
Skylar: You cool with that? Or you want to skip it?
You
(ZZZ) Skip it.
(AAA) I’m cool with it.
-AAA-
Skylar: Carry on, then!
You meet Timothy at midnight on the dot, when you would normally turn in for the night. He greets with you a rather sensual smile.
Timothy: Just as I knew you would be, you have arrived preeeee- cisely on schedule! And you remember what for, yes?
You:
(BBB) For our pre-planned… activities
(BCB) Uh, remind me?
(ZZZ) Oh, screw this. *Leave*
-BCB-
Timothy: Are you serious?
You:
(BCD) Just a joke, sorry.
(BDD) Um…yes?
-BCD-
Timothy: We are already falling behind. Can we get to it?
You:
(BBB) Yes, of course.
-BDD-
Timothy: The love-making! We must hurry if we are to remain on schedule . Are you ready?
You:
(BBB) Yep!
(ZZZ) Ugh, I’m out.
-BBB-
Timothy: Yeeesssssss. Now I have laid out an exact plan for the evening, but I feel spontaneous enough to mention just one thing at a time.
Timothy: Let us start with fifteen minutes of…kissing…mraoowwww.
He gets in close and brings his lips up to yours. However, he seems to be licking into your mouth as if he were a cat lapping up milk.
You:
(CAA) Oh yeah, baby, keep doing that.
(CAB) Um…so maybe let’s not do that.
(ZZZ) Oh, absolutely fucking not. Buh-bye.
-CAA-
He purrs and strokes your face.
Timothy: Then I will do it even more.
You become accustomed to the way he uses his tongue, even if it is very different than anything you have experienced before.
(CCC)
-CAB-
He looks stricken and blushes.
Timothy: Oh, certainly. I forget that humans may not appreciate such methods.
He more tentatively gives you normal kisses. As things heats up, he regains his confidence.
(CCC)
-CCC-
You begin removing item after item of the clothing on his torso, briefly concerned that he is actually a cat underneath that. While he boasts impressively thick and luscious chest hair - more than you were expecting - he is in fact very humanoid.
Timothy nuzzles into your neck and begins sucking. You put both thumbs into his waistband, preparing to lower his pants.
Timothy: Wait! It is not yet time!
Timothy: We still have twelve more minutes of kissing before the next part of our plans!
You:
(DAA) Do we really need to stick to the schedule this strictly?
(DBB) You’re right, I’m sorry.
(DCC) Don’t worry, I won’t let you finish until the exact moment you planned on.
-DAA-
Timothy: Yes, of course !
Timothy: I thought I was falling in love with someone who understood the importance of timeliness!
(DBB) Ok, whatever you want.
(DCC) I promise I’ll make it worth your while.
-DBB-
Timothy: Thank you!
Perhaps as a compromise, he begins to remove the clothes from your torso and presses into you, the level of skin contact still providing titillation.
His nails scratch into your back - lightly, but enough that you’ll have some explaining to do if you are meeting any other objects for a rendezvous in the next few nights.
At 12:15 AM - not a second earlier, and not one second later, he guides your hands to the waistband of his trousers.
(EEE)
-DCC-
Timothy shivers, a deep blush blooming all over his face and neck.
Timothy: Oh…I…
Timothy: I suppose we can go off schedule just this once…
He guides your hands to the waistband of his trousers and begins to remove your shirt.
(EEE)
-EEE-
You begin to kiss more passionately as you pull down his trousers, revealing a fully firm erect penis. He pulls yours down as well, and kneels down, bringing his face into your groin.
He begins lapping at it in a cat-like manner, the way he began kissing you.
You:
(FAA) So, uh, we talked about maybe not doing this…
(FAC) Oh, yeah, just like that.
(ZZZ) Oh GOD. NOPE NOPE NOPE. *GTFO*
-FAA-
Timothy: Oh, right. Let me…
He seems mortified, but you offer him encouraging moans as he pleasures you like a normal person.
(FFF)
-FAC-
Timothy: Oh yesssss, my naughty…
Timothy: I mean, I hope I continue to provide a satisfactory experience leading to a punctual climax!
(FFF)
-FFF-
Timothy stands again and leads you to the bed. Betty smirks at both of you, and along with her amusement, you notice perhaps a hint of jealousy.
Timothy: I…I don’t normally abandon an itinerary like this, but I would like for you to lie on the bed so I can climb up and have you penetrate me.
You:
(GAA) Perfect. I’ve got a nice, hard cock ready for you.
(GAB) Perfect. I just need to strap something on really quickly.
(GAC) Actually, I was hoping you could penetrate me .
-GAC-
Timothy: I strictly bottom and make no changes for anyone . Now, are you ready to penetrate me?
You:
(GAA) Yeah, sure. My cock is ready for you.
(GAB) Yeah, sure. I just need to strap something on really quickly.
(ZZZ) You know what, I don’t top. Let’s just stop here.
-GAA-
Timothy holds out a hand, and Betty drops in a bottle of lubricant. You lie on the bed just as he says, and he positions himself over your erect penis.
(GGG)
-GAB-
You don your strap-on as Betty hands Timothy a bottle of lubricant. You lie on the bed just as he says, and he positions himself over the dildo.
(GGG)
-GGG-
Timothy pours the lubricant all over and hands the bottle back to Betty. He lowers himself onto you, moaning, and impressively takes you all the way in the first time. He then rises again.
This repeats at this glacial pace until you realize that he is timing these movements to take about two seconds each time in each direction.
(HAA) Do you want to…uh…pick up the pace?
(HAB) Yeah, keep doing that.
-HAA-
Timothy looks outright offended.
Timothy: I have calibrated penetration so precisely that you can measure an entire year more accurately than an atomic clock.
Timothy: How could you ask this of me?
You:
(HBA) Well, maybe just go a little faster?
(HBB) Maybe go two or even four times as fast so you still follow a rhythm?
(HAC) I’m sorry, keep going.
-HAB-
Timothy: Ahh, yessssss, I will…
He resumes his very slow ride. What little pleasure you directly receive yourself is somewhat made up for by his increasingly erotic, if controlled, writhing.
(III)
-HBA-
Timothy: You provide me with no specific measures? I will continue going at exactly this pace, thank you very much.
(HAC)
-HAC-
Timothy shakes his head and sighs.
Timothy: We’re falling behind. This is not good.
Still, he resumes his very slow ride, which manages to provide you with some pleasure, even if the mood has gotten somewhat tense.
(III)
-HBB-
Timothy: That’s…not a bad idea. We did lose some time in debating this, so this could make up for it.
Timothy: It may cause us to finish ahead of schedule, but…I must confess I am excited to try this.
He moves at exactly double the pace, leading you to realize that he was serious about the accuracy of his measurements. He begins to gasp.
(III)
-III-
Timothy climaxes and falls onto you so normally that you find yourself surprised that he is capable of even this level of relaxation.
Timothy: That was wonderful!
You:
(IAA) Can we keep going? I’m almost there.
(IAB) So that didn’t really do a ton for me? Can you finish me off?
-IAA-
Timothy: How…? I suppose close is something, but…
You:
(JJJ) PLEASE. I’m almost there!
-IAB-
Timothy: You…you didn’t climax at the same time that I did?
You
(JJJ) I mean, it doesn’t always happen at exactly the same time.
-JJJ-
Timothy: Oh, dear. Perhaps we are not quite as compatible as I supposed. My lover must come at the same moment I do, or this simply will not work.
Timothy: Thank you for a wonderful time. But this will be the only time.
Timothy has decided that the two of you should just be Friends.
(ZZZ)
-ZZZ-
Skylar: You’re at the end of the chapter! Well done on Directly Acknowledging a Thing’s Existence!
Chapter 2: Dunk Shuttlecock
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You arrive to meet with Dunk. He greets you with a gentle smile, and possibly the beginnings of an erection.
Dunk: Hey. It’s good to see you.
Dunk: We’ve been pretty active with each other, but I thought it’d be nice to…do something with a little more contact.
You:
(AAA) I’ve been thinking the same thing.
(AAB) Like football???
-AAB-
Dunk: Ha. We can do that too some time.
Dunk: Today, I was thinking more…uh…
You:
(ABA) Sex?
-ABA- -AAA-
Dunk: Ha ha. Yeah…
You: Absolutely.
He approaches and begins to remove your shirt. You take the gloves off of his head to find that they separate from each other quite easily. It remains a mystery how they have stayed on this whole time.
Dunk: I, uh, brought some oil I thought could make for a…uh…more fun experience.
He pours some into your hand, and you begin rubbing it all over the exposed parts of his torso. You feel him shiver under your touch.
Dunk: Awww yeahhhh, that’s the stuuuuffff.
You:
(BAA) Can I just suck your cock already?
(BAB) You like that?
(BAC) Let’s get the rest of our clothes off.
-BAA-
Dunk: Oh, hell yeah!
Dunk: But don’t think I’m gonna forget about what you need.
Dunk: Oh! And here!
He lays out a yoga mat for you to kneel on. It feels considerate if not quite romantic. You pull down his pants and are greeted with his fully hardened erection, with a little wetness already noticeable in the slit. You take him into your mouth, and he holds your cheek in his hand, never pushing you past what you can handle.
Dunk: Ohhhhh HELL YEAH.
He pulls out and guides you back up to standing.
Dunk: Hey, I have something I kind of wanna try if you’re down.
(CCC)
-BAB-
Dunk: I do!
Dunk: Let me make you feel good too though.
You both pull off more clothes and rub more oil all over each other. The slickness adds to the sensation as you press your bodies against each other and kiss. He never touches you where you haven’t touched him, and his tongue never dives deeper into your mouth than yours has into his. It’s quite respectful.
Dunk: Hey so, before we get too hot and heavy, I wanna ask if you’d be down for something.
(CCC)
-BAC-
Dunk moans softly.
Dunk: Hell yeah! I need you naked!
Dropping the oil bottle, he pulls the rest of your clothes off before you can get his. He kisses down your chest until, kneeling, he plants his mouth between your legs, pleasuring you. You hold onto the firmest shoulders you’ve ever felt in your life.
Once he senses that you might climax soon if you don’t stop, he pulls away and stands back up, holding your hands and looking into your eyes.
Dunk: So, uh, there’s something I wanted to ask if you’d be down to try…
(CCC)
-CCC-
You give Dunk your full attention.
Dunk: So I kinda like to still be working out while I’m having sex…
Dunk: And I was wondering if you’d be down to try the wheelbarrow.
Dunk: And we can do whatever makes you comfortable!
Dunk: I want to respect your limits, both athletically and sexually!
You:
(CAA) Ooh yeah, can I top?
(CAB) Ohhhh, can I bottom?
(CAC) I was hoping for something where I could be more of a pillow princess.
-CAA-
Dunk: Of course!
Dunk: I need to stretch a little bit, if you know what I mean.
You:
(CBA) I’ll be ready when you are.
(CBB) Can I stretch you out?
-CAB-
Dunk: Definitely.
Dunk: Do you need to, uh, stretch?
You:
(CCA) Yeah, give me a bit.
(CCB) Nope, I’m good to go.
-CAC-
Dunk: That’s totally ok! We’ll do something gentler!
(LLL)
-CBA-
You watch as Dunk applies lubricant to one finger and works open his backside. So many of his muscles are flexing as he does this that you almost appreciate that more than his loosening up. You can’t help running your hands along his entire body.
After a time, he adds a second finger, then a third.
Dunk: Ok, I’m ready!
(DDD)
-CBB-
Dunk: Hell yeah, dude!
Dunk: Just be gentle, ok! I may have all these muscles, but I still need a light touch.
He hands you a bottle of lubricant, and you coat a finger to insert. As you do so, you balance yourself by holding one hand on his buttock, realizing that he has the firmest haunches you have ever touched.
Dunk leans back and turns his head so you can kiss while you work him open. Once you have had the third finger in for some time, you both decide that you are ready.
(DDD)
-CCA-
Dunk hands you a bottle of lubricant so you can prepare for yourself for him. He watches you admiringly as you do so. You work yourself open slowly and even make a bit of a show for him when you see how much effort it takes him to not pounce on you.
Once you are ready, he walks behind you.
(EEE)
-CCB-
Dunk: Alright, let’s go!
Dunk walks behind you.
(EEE)
-DDD-
Dunk enters a perfect downward dog, then spreads his legs wide so you can position yourself behind him and pull his legs around your waist. You pour lubricant all over yourself and over his entrance and slowly ease your way in. Dunk pants with pleasure, as you thrust slowly at first, and then faster.
At one point, you find yourself almost falling toward him, then noticing he has moved one arm, and subsequently his entire body, forward a few inches. You take a step to get back into position only for him to go forward with the other arm, then the first arm, pulling you with him, and you find yourself walking behind him.
He goes faster and faster, panting excitedly, and you have to run to keep up and keep inside him. You begin to lose breath and nearly slip out but decide that is the one thing you won’t do.
You’re not sure how long it takes for him to finally slow down, but as you stop, you know that you did not have the physical stamina to do this, certainly not without warning. Dunk chuckles and looks back at you.
Dunk: Man , what a workout. That felt great!
Dunk: Sorry. I guess I should’ve told you when I was going to start moving.
You:
(FAA) That’s…*pant*...okay…*pant*
(FAB) Yeah, that might’ve helped…
(FAC) I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to move during the wheelbarrow…
-EEE-
You get down on your hands and knees, not confident you can maintain the actual wheelbarrow position for long. Dunk pours a generous amount of lubricant on his erection as well as your entrance.
He lifts up your legs, gently brushing his thumbs along the backs of your thighs, and wraps you around his torso as he slowly enters you. Thankfully, he is strong enough to hold onto you such that you don’t have to put in much effort.
He begins thrusting, and you realize he has taken a step forward. You walk your hands forward a bit to compensate. But then he keeps going, and you have to keep moving forward yourself. When he starts running, you cycle your hands so rapidly you feel like you’re upside down driving a Flintstones car. Muscles you never realized existed scream out in pain.
Dunk finally slows down, panting. You slide down onto your elbows, with him still inside you.
Dunk: Aw man , that felt good! I’ve always wanted to try that!
Dunk: Did that give you the workout you were hoping for too?
You:
(FAA) Uh…*pant*...sure…
(FAB) Would’ve been nice to have a warning…
(FAC) You do know you don’t actually move in the wheelbarrow position, right?
-FAA-
Dunk laughs and you both separate. He pulls you up against his body.
Dunk: I know we didn’t finish by the way. Let’s take care of that.
(GGG)
-FAB-
Dunk: Oh sorry, haha. I just got excited, you know?
Dunk: And we still don’t have the reward for our workout…
(GGG)
-FAC-
Dunk: Wait, really?
Dunk: But isn’t that how you use a wheelbarrow?
You are too dazed and exhausted to respond.
Dunk: Oh, man , sorry about that! Well, let me make sure you get the prize for going through that haha.
(GGG)
-GGG-
You stimulate each other with your hands. Dunk impressively still has the energy to fully pleasure you while you struggle to keep your hand wrapped around his erection given how tired you are.
Finally though, you both climax, and he lays you down against a yoga ball to recover.
Dunk: So I’ll see you again, yeah?
(GBA) Oh God, no, not after that.
(GBB) You know what? Hell yeah.
(GBC) Maybe if we have less strenuous sex…
-GBA-
Dunk: Oh…uh, ok…
Dunk: I’m sorry about that. And I understand if you don’t want to talk again.
(ZZZ)
-GBB-
Dunk: HELL yeah!
Dunk: Today is gonna be tough to beat. I’ll have to figure out what we can do for even crazier sex workouts!
(ZZZ)
-GBC-
Dunk: Ah, yeah, sorry about that.
Dunk: We’ll figure out something a little nicer for next time. I want to make sure you feel comfortable.
Dunk: Let’s see each other soon, okay?
(ZZZ)
-LLL-
Dunk takes you in his arms and presses your bodies together, swaying with you and lightly kissing your cheek. You feel his erection throbbing, but he is showing remarkable restraint.
He walks you over to a bed, and you both lay down. He is very attentive with you, kissing you appreciatively all over your body. You both slowly explore each other, and even when it comes to the stimulation leading to climax, you are as languid as can be.
Dunk kisses you and covers your body with his, then he looks into your eyes.
Dunk: That was great.
Dunk: I can’t wait to see you again.
(ZZZ)
-ZZZ-
Skylar: You’re at the end of the chapter! Well done on Directly Acknowledging a Thing’s Existence!
Chapter 3: Regina "Reggie" Rejection
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Skylar: Hang on! My Content Aware is going off!
Skylar: One of the story paths in this chapter involves being cuckolded. Are you sure you want to continue?
You:
(AAA) I can handle it.
(ZZZ) Nope, get me out of here.
—
-AAA-
Skylar: Carry on, then!
You and Reggie walk to the nearby park. Now that you have twistedly gotten him to fall in love with you, he believes that it is time for some field training.
Reggie: Alright, let’s see if we can show these people some real hatred today. What’s the first thing you want to do?
You:
(BAA) Throw sand onto a slide
(BAB) Spray water in someone’s face when they use the drinking fountain
(BAC) Steal a child’s ice cream cone and eat it in front of them
—
-BAA-
You take a handful of sand and toss it onto a slide, hoping to make it slightly uncomfortable. But the few children who feel it at all barely notice, and soon, all the slide has been effectively wiped off.
Reggie: Yeahhhh, ok, I guess I see what you were going for…
Reggie: Let’s try one more thing.
Reggie: How else can we ruin someone’s life today?
You:
(CAA) Step on the grass where a sign explicitly says not to
(CAB) Pop a child’s balloon
(CAC) Tell an insecure young parent that they will never truly receive their child’s love
—
-BAB-
When the next person leans over and presses the button to get a drink from a water fountain, you hold your thumb over the spigot so they get sprayed in their face. Unable to bring themselves to curse in front of children, they walk away fuming.
Reggie: Ha ha! That was pretty good.
Reggie: What should we get up to next?
You:
(CAD) Step on the grass where a sign explicitly says not to
(CAE) Pop a child’s balloon
(CAF) Tell an insecure young parent that they will never truly receive their child’s love
—
-BAC-
The moment a child gets their ice cream from a truck playing a jaunty tune, you snatch it out of their hands and lick the entire thing in front of them. You eat the whole thing slowly as they cry and their parent tries to console them while glaring at you.
Reggie: Ooh, you are evil!
Reggie: I can’t wait to see what you do next!
You:
(CAG) Step on the grass where a sign explicitly says not to
(CAH) Pop a child’s balloon
(CAI) Tell an insecure young parent that they will never truly receive their child’s love
—
-CAA-
Reggie seems disappointed in your choices thus far.
Reggie: Come on, now.
Reggie: You haven’t been putting any real effort into this.
Reggie: Do something that feels actually hateful.
You:
(DDD) Fake an annoying phone call next to a picnic
(EEE) Make a farting sound behind a couple on a bench
(FFF) Sing the Funeral March at grandmas doing Tai Chi
—
-CAB- -CAD- -CAE-
Reggie: Ok, ok, that’s all fine.
Reggie: But show me you can be really bad.
You:
(EEE) Make a farting sound behind a couple on a bench
(FFF) Sing the Funeral March at grandmas doing Tai Chi
(GGG) Steal a baseball bat and break a piñata at a random birthday party
—
-CAC- -CAF- -CAG- -CAH-
Reggie: Not too bad, could be better.
Reggie: But show me what you’ve really got.
You:
(FFF) Sing the Funeral March at grandmas doing Tai Chi
(GGG) Steal a baseball bat and break a piñata at a random birthday party
(HHH) Place a trip cord across the main running path
—
-CAI-
Reggie cackles with delight at your choices.
Reggie: Oh man! You might beat me at my own game!
Reggie: What’s next? Come on now.
You:
(GGG) Steal a baseball bat and break a piñata at a random birthday party
(HHH) Place a trip cord across the main running path
(III) Uh…shoot a puppy?
—
-DDD-
Reggie looks at you with disgust.
Reggie: What happened to you?
Reggie: Where was all the hate we built up together at the house?
???: They're a lost cause. I wouldn’t waste your breath on them.
Tina Triangle has somehow come to the park. She looks just as annoyed at the world as every other time you’ve seen her.
Reggie: What are you doing here?
Tina: I came to heckle an elementary school marching brand, but it looks like they canceled practice today.
Reggie: Ooh, now you might just be my type.
He looks at you out of the corner of his eye and makes a show of being far more interested in Tina Triangle than you.
Reggie: You down to get down?
Tina: For a hateful hottie like you? I’d definitely say so.
They begin to get intimate and remove each other’s clothes. Parents grab their children and run to leave, realizing what is about to happen. Reggie and Tina have surprisingly acrobatic intercourse with wanton moaning and athletic thrusting and bouncing.
They look your way from time to time to see your reaction.
You:
(DAA) Noooo, please don’t do this to me! Why are you breaking my heart like this?
(DAB) Oh, that’s ho- I mean nooooo, how could you do this?
(DAC) Oh yeah, keep going!
—
-EEE-
Reggie seems bored with your choices. He is visibly pouting.
Reggie: You know, I thought you were kind of interesting back in the house.
Reggie: But maybe you don’t actually know how to spread hatred in the real world.
Reggie: I think we’re done here.
(ZZZ)
—
-FFF-
Reggie: Alright, that was something.
Reggie: I won’t lie, you had me a little worried there for a second.
Reggie: But you’ve gotten me in the mood. Why don’t we go home and do something about that?
You:
(FAA) I was wondering when you’d ask.
(YYY) Eh, I’m not feeling it right now.
—
-GGG-
Reggie: Okay, okay, that was pretty good.
Reggie: I see you starting to feel yourself a bit.
Reggie: Makes me want to feel you too.
You:
(GAA) Let’s go home and feel each other.
(YYY) This took it out of me. Can we just call it a day?
—
-HHH-
Reggie: Ooooooh baby.
Reggie: That was some good spreading of hatred.
Reggie: And you know what? There’s some other spreading I think we could do.
You:
(HAA) Let’s get flexible.
(YYY) You know what, fuck you.
—
-III-
Reggie: Ha! Even I’m not that hateful.
Reggie: So calm down, pre-op Kristi Noem.
Reggie: Although now I have an idea…
The two of you find the nearest agents of a government department called Foreign-Born Resident Operation Send Thither (FROST). They are an authoritarian group focused on kidnapping people born in foreign countries.
With Reggie’s help, you belittle them with such cutting remarks mocking their intelligence and attractiveness that they immediately quit to enroll in a year’s worth of full-time therapy.
Reggie: See? Hate can sometimes be used for good.
Reggie: Now, I am all riled up and ready to uh…let loose.
Reggie: Let’s go home and deal with this pent-up energy…if you know what I mean.
You:
(IAA) Fucking finally.
(YYY) Nah, let me get with someone who actually knows how to hate on my level, loser.
—
-DAA-
Reggie and Tina thrill in the belief that they are torturing you by having sex right in front of your face. It does hurt, but you find yourself more impressed than anything, considering the positions they are using. A part of you wonders whether you dodged a bullet. You would have needed years of yoga to attempt some of what they are doing.
Eventually, they both climax loudly. You hear police sirens in the distance.
Tina: Well, I guess that’s our signal to bounce.
Reggie: You just saw what you missed out on.
Reggie: This is what a real hater looks like.
Reggie: You could’ve had two baddies.
Reggie: But you got zero.
(ZZZ)
—
-DAB-
For a time, Reggie and Tina revel in the belief that they are torturing you, but it doesn’t take long for them to pick up on the fact that you are actually enjoying this.
Tina: Should we keep…
Reggie: I mean, we might as well I guess.
They engage in some more perfunctory thrusting, having lost the excitement they had at the start. Eventually, they both climax, but it is clearly a letdown for both of them.
Tina: You’re kind of a pervert, you know that?
Tina: You could’ve asked for our consent before watching that.
You: You could’ve asked for my consent before fucking my man right in front of me.
Tina: Fair enough.
Reggie: Alright, I’ll give you this.
Reggie: You played us.
Reggie: Maybe there’s a little hate in you after all.
Reggie: Let’s try this again another day.
(ZZZ)
—
-DAC-
Reggie and Tina look at each other, seeming to consider their response.
Reggie: Alright, you know what, get in here.
You join them for a threesome in the middle of the park, and it is wilder than you could have imagined. As it gets too dark to differentiate the skin tones clearly, you lose your sense of who it is you are grabbing, kissing, penetrating, or being penetrated by. Finally, you all collapse into a sweaty, tired pile on the grass.
Tina: Well, that was more fun than I expected to have today.
Reggie: You’re a little more exciting than I thought.
Reggie: Why don’t we try this again some time?
(ZZZ)
—
-FAA-
You get home and begin to remove each other’s clothes. Reggie trails his hands along your body languidly and guides you to the bed. You go down to pleasure him with your mouth and find that he is semi-erect at best, although he still seems interested. You get him fully hard within thirty seconds, so you don’t think too much about it.
Reggie does not seem to bother putting much work in. He does moan gently and take some time to stroke you when it is convenient for him. Eventually, you both climax.
Reggie: That was nice.
Reggie: The whole day was a little…nice.
Reggie: But I don’t do nice, so come back when you’re ready to bring real hate into the world.
(ZZZ)
—
-GAA-
Reggie seems to have meant it when he mentioned wanting to “feel you too”. The moment you arrive at home, he gets his hand all over you, slowly removing your clothing. His kisses come with small bites, as if hatred must play at least some part in everything he does.
He is lithe and flexible, yet considerate enough. Reggie stretches himself and you in ways you hadn’t quite thought possible. You eventually both climax and lay in bed together.
Reggie: That was pretty good today.
Reggie: But I want to see more next time.
Reggie: I’ll see you around.
(ZZZ)
—
-HAA-
Flexible indeed. You both hurry into the bedroom the moment you get home, and Reggie puts you in positions you didn’t realize your body could handle. You move around so much that at one point you’re not sure if he’s holding you upside down.
What you are constantly aware of is the feeling of his body pressed against yours at different points at different times, the way he handles you as if he wants to cause you slight pain amongst all the pleasure. You have one of the best climaxes of your life, and judging on how far he ejaculates, it may have been one of the best of his as well.
Reggie: Oh man, I usually don’t get tired out like this.
Reggie: You were pretty great today.
Reggie: At everything we did.
Reggie: Let’s do it again some time.
(ZZZ)
—
-IAA-
You both race home and don’t even wait until the bedroom to take both your clothes off. You press against each other as you awkwardly walk up the stairs, your constant awareness of the press of his firm erection against your body distracting you all the way. The whole time, you revel in the sensations of his skin against yours.
Finally, you reach the bed, Betty’s eyes glimmering with amusement. Reggie settles you down and dives between your legs, giving you the most incredible fellatio you have received while his locs brush against your stomach and thighs, offering a smorgasbord of sensation. You have to stop him before he makes you finish too quickly.
You pull Reggie’s face to yours and kiss him deeply and wildly, twisting and turning all around the bed. You’re almost unsure who enters whom by the end of it. You just know that you want nothing else but this.
Finally, you both climax, and as you return to having some awareness of the rest of the world, you realize that all the other household objects are either beholding the two of you in awe or are covering their eyes and ears, traumatized. It occurs to you that no one could have escaped all your shouts of pleasure.
Reggie: We really shook the place up, huh?
Reggie: Hope Wallace is doin’ ok. Ha!
Reggie: You are amazing. Let’s do this again some time.
(ZZZ)
—
-YYY-
Reggie: Are you serious?
Reggie: Are you trying to get me to hate you right now?
Reggie: Because…heh heh heh…it’s working.
Reggie: I think I see what’s going on. You’re a freak. You know that?
Reggie: I’ll see you around.
(ZZZ)
—
-ZZZ-
Skylar: You’re at the end of the chapter! Well done on Directly Acknowledging a Thing’s Existence!
Chapter 4: The Hanks
Chapter Text
Skylar: Hang on! My Content Aware is going off!
Skylar: Multiple aspects of this story can reference less enthusiastic consent in ways that might make some readers uncomfortable.
Skylar: You cool with that? Or you want to skip it?
You:
(AAA) I’m cool with it.
(ZZZ) Skip it.
-AAA-
Skylar: Carry on then!
The Hanks asked you to meet them on Stella’s handrail.
The Hanks: HOUSE HOMIE!
You:
(AAB) Hey guys!
(AAC) YO HANKS!
-AAB- -AAC-
Hank 1: For our first extreme sport after leaving our Red Bowl sponsorship, we’re boarding down the handrail!
Hank 4: It’s gonna be sick!
You:
(AAD) I thought you were done with the dangerous stunts?
(AAE) Hell yeah, homies!
-AAD-
Hank 5: We missed getting to do this kind of stuff.
Hank 1: At least now it’s on our terms.
Hank 2: And we get actual safety precautions, like parachutes.
You
(AAE) That does sound better.
-AAE-
Hank 3: Hope you’re waiting for us at the finish line.
Hank 4: Hey, why don’t you come with us?
(AAG) Oh, that really doesn’t sound like my kind of thing.
(AAH) Let’s do this.
(ZZZ) If you want to take this kind of risk, you’re on your own. Bye!
-AAG-
Hank 2: Hey, it’s ok, we get it.
Hank 1: We’ll see you at the bottom, dude!
The five Hanks easily make their way down the handrail while you wait for them at the bottom. They cheer and jump in continued excitement.
Hank 4: That was great!
Hank 5: The adrenaline’s pumping!
Hank 3: I know what else we could get pumping.
(BBB)
-AAH-
Hank 4 gives you your own board as you join them on the handrail. You nearly fall at one point, but a Hank deftly glides alongside you and grabs your hand, winking as they keep you steady.
As you reach the bottom, you join the Hanks in cheering and slapping each other’s backs.
Hank 4: That was great!
Hank 5: The adrenaline’s pumping!
Hank 3: I know what else we could get pumping.
(BBB)
-BBB-
You all give each other a knowing look before running to the bedroom. You and the Hanks begin to touch each other, chastely at first, but with obvious intention. Hank 2 brings something out.
Hank 2: So I thought we might need some condoms…
You:
(BAA) Smart idea! Thanks Hank 2!
(BAB) Nah, I’m good, brosef.
-BAA-
Hank 2 smiles appreciatively. You’ve noticed that the other Hanks tend to disregard his caution, so he seems truly grateful for your praise. Everyone grabs a condom and resumes their touching. Hank 2 in particular begins kissing you.
(CCA)
-BAB-
The other Hanks laugh.
Hank 4: We mostly keep it in the Hanks anyway!
Hank 3: Mostly…heh…
Hank 2: Well, I did test negatively recently. Hopefully that’s enough…
(CCB)
-CCA-
Hank 1 and Hank 4 have begun to kiss and remove each other’s shirts, glancing at you to see if you might join them. Hank 5 looks at you shyly. Hank 3 lays on the bed, stares you right in the eyes, and raises his legs - an obvious invitation. Hank 2 runs a hand along your arm.
You:
(CAA) Join Hank 1 and Hank 4
(CAB) Go up to Hank 5
(CAC) Go fuck Hank 3
(CAE) Make out with Hank 2
-CCB-
Hank 1 and Hank 4 have begun to kiss and remove each other’s shirts, glancing at you to see if you might join them. Hank 5 looks at you shyly. Hank 3 lays on the bed, stares you right in the eyes, and raises his legs - an obvious invitation. Hank 2 seems nervous.
You:
(CAA) Join Hank 1 and Hank 4
(CAB) Go up to Hank 5
(CAC) Go fuck Hank 3
(CAD) Check in on Hank 2
-CAA-
Hank 1 and Hank 4 welcome you into their circle readily. You kiss them both and slowly remove each other’s clothes. Hands move all over each other’s bodies such that you lose track of who it is you are touching or kissing. At one point, you even take both of them into your mouth, reveling in the moans of two very fit men.
At some point, you begin to pay more attention to the other Hanks.
You:
(DAB) Go up to Hanks 3 and 5
(DAC) Go up to Hank 2 (said yes to condoms)
(DAD) Check in on Hank 2 (said no to condoms)
-CAB-
Hank 5 smiles at you as you walk up to him. You slide your hand right down his pants, and after a shocked gasp, he does the same to you. You remove each other’s clothes, and as you take him inside of you, he cries out about wanting to be a father. You feel uncomfortable about it, but his skill in pleasuring you makes you set your concerns aside.
At some point, you begin to pay more attention to the other Hanks.
(DAA) Join Hanks 1 and 4
(DAB) Stay as Hank 3 walks up to you
(DAC) Go up to Hank 2 (said yes to condoms)
(DAD) Check in on Hank 2 (said no to condoms)
-CAC-
You walk over to Hank 3 and pull your pants off, then his, without a moment’s hesitation. He grins as you lubricate him and then enter him. All his innuendos from before barely compare to the filthy things he shouts as you thrust inside him. Hank 3 climaxes quickly and gives you a lurid expression, as if he will soon be ready for more.
You begin to pay more attention to the other Hanks.
(DAA) Join Hanks 1 and 4
(DAB) Stay as Hank 5 walks up to you
(DAC) Go up to Hank 2 (said yes to condoms)
(DAD) Check in on Hank 2 (said no to condoms)
-CAD-
You check in with Hank 2.
Hank 2: I’m sure I come across like some kind of weirdo.
Hank 2: It’s just, with five of us doing this all the time, if anyone steps out, they sometimes come back and give us all the weirdest disease.
Hank 2: We need to be safe sometimes, you know?
You:
(CAF) Hey, I get it. Let’s tell everyone we’re using condoms tonight.
(CAG) I might not wear a condom, but we just won’t do anything dangerous.
-CAE-
Hank 2 grabs you and pulls you in for a deep kiss. As he presses into you, you wonder whether you have ever felt a man so hard so soon. You remove each other’s clothes and engage in an intimacy that is as much emotional as it is physical.
At some point, you begin to pay more attention to the other Hanks.
(DAA) Join Hanks 1 and 4
(DAB) Join Hanks 5 and 3
-CAF-
Hank 2: Yeah?
Hank 2: I really appreciate that.
Hank 2: We’re doing condoms everyone!
Hank 2 passes out condoms then returns. He begins making out with you, and you feel him get hard against your body. You remove each other’s clothes and explore each other’s bodies.
At some point, you begin to pay more attention to the other Hanks.
(DAA) Join Hanks 1 and 4
(DAB) Join Hanks 5 and 3
-CAG-
Hank 2: Ok, I guess that works.
Hank 2: Thanks for humoring me at least.
You kiss and begin removing each other’s clothes, sticking to manual stimulation rather than anything that might risk the transmission of disease. Hank 2 grows more comfortable.
At some point, you begin to pay more attention to the other Hanks.
(DAA) Join Hanks 1 and 4
(DAB) Join Hanks 5 and 3
-DAA-
Hanks 1 and 4 are already naked, kissing every part of each other’s bodies as they manually stimulate each other. You take both of them into your mouth, reveling in their moans. At one point, you form a line of one penetrating another who is penetrating the other.
The other Hanks start to come your way.
(EEE)
-DAB-
While you were busy elsewhere, Hank 5 had inserted himself into Hank 3. They welcome you in the middle. You thrust into Hank 3, still laid out on the bed, as Hank 5 thrusts into you. Hank 3 shouts the filthiest things you have ever heard while Hank 5 goes on about fatherhood. It’s a rather confusing combination of sentiments.
The other Hanks start to come your way.
(EEE)
-DAC-
Hank 2 eagerly pulls you in for a deep kiss, his shirt already off. It feels like he has been waiting for you specifically. He quickly kneels and pleasures you with his mouth and hands as if he wants nothing more.
The other Hanks start to come your way.
(EEE)
-DAD-
Hank 2: Oh, hey.
Hank 2: Sorry, I was probably a bit much earlier.
Hank 2: It’s just…important to stay safe when it’s so many of us, you know?
You:
(DAE) Hey, I get it. Let’s tell everyone we’re using condoms tonight.
(DAF) I might not wear a condom, but we just won’t do anything dangerous.
-DAE-
Hank 2: Really?
Hank 2: Alright, condoms everyone! Before anything gets too crazy!
He quickly distributes the condoms, then everyone else resumes their debauchery. Hank 2 pulls you in for a kiss then quickly removes his clothes. He pleasures you enthusiastically.
The other Hanks start to come your way.
(EEE)
-DAF-
Hank 2: Oh, ok. That might work.
He is tentative but gets bolder the more you pleasure each other. Hank 2 removes his clothes and sticks to manual stimulation, clearly to prevent any sort of transmission of disease.
The other Hanks start to come your way.
(EEE)
-EEE-
You are lost in what can only be described as a full orgy. A mass of bodies writing against each other with abandon. There are points at which you are certain that every square inch of your skin is pressed against somebody else. You feel fully enveloped, and all your nerves are firing with sensation at once.
Eventually, you all climax (including Hank 3 for a second time).
Hank 1: Ahhh, that was great.
Hank 4: Thanks for joining us, House Homie!
Hank 5: We also wanted to run something else by you if you’re cool with it…
You:
(EAA) After all that? I can’t wait!
(EAB) Uh oh, what’s this?
-EAA-
Hank 3: Even I can’t do more sex after something like that. This is something else.
Hank 4: We were kind of lost after giving up the Red Bowl sponsorship.
Hank 1: But we found this really awesome church and want you to join!
You:
(EAC) A…church…?
-EAB-
Hank 2: Don’t worry, it’s nothing bad.
Hank 4: We were kind of lost after giving up the Red Bowl sponsorship.
Hank 1: But we found this really awesome church and want you to join!
You:
(EAC) A…church…?
-EAC-
Hank 5: Yeah, it’s the Church of the Rad Times and Good Vibes!
Hanks: IT’S AWESOME!
Hank 1: It promises some salvation from sucky lives.
Hank 3: Well, not all sucking.
Hank 4: And if you bring in new members, your own salvation is even more ensured!
Hank 2: So whaddaya say?
You:
(FAA) This sounds like a cult.
(FAB) Have you talked to Stella? Sounds like her Airway thing…
(FAC) You know, if they’re cool with what we just did, I’m in, broskis!
-FAA-
Hank 5: It’s not a cult!
Hank 2: But we understand if you don’t want to join.
Hank 1: We’ll still be friends!
Hank 3: And more.
Hank 4: We’ll catch you around.
Hanks: SEE YA NEXT TIME, HOUSE HOMIE!
(ZZZ)
-FAB-
Hank 5: Nah, it’s totally different!
Hank 2: But we understand if you don’t want to join.
Hank 1: We’ll still be friends!
Hank 3: And more.
Hank 4: We’ll catch you around.
Hanks: SEE YA NEXT TIME, HOUSE HOMIE!
(ZZZ)
-FAC-
Hank 3: Yeah, the leader’s definitely fine with orgies…
Hank 2: He gets involved too sometimes!
Hank 3: You just have to sign this arbitration agreement, and we're gucci!
You attend a service with the Hanks to find exactly what you would expect. Everyone seems very relaxed. The leader preaches about doing “awesome things” and enjoying life. It all would seem quite anodyne if it weren’t for requests for donations far exceeding what a normal religious institution would ask for. And the leader’s shameless flirting with nearly every member of his flock.
Hank 1: Thanks for coming with us, man!
Hank 5: This is where I want to raise our kids.
Hank 4: And they give us actual safety equipment!
Hanks: SEE YA NEXT TIME, HOUSE HOMIE!
(ZZZ)
-ZZZ-
Skylar: You’re at the end of the chapter! Well done on Directly Acknowledging a Thing’s Existence!
Chapter 5: Wallace
Chapter Text
Skylar: Hang on! My Content Aware is going off!
Skylar: Wallace mostly doesn’t speak in a way you’d understand, so there might not be clear consent in this chapter.
Skylar: You cool with that? Or you want to skip it?
You:
(ZZZ) Skip it
(AAA) I’m cool with it.
-AAA-
Skylar: Carry on then!
You arrive for your rendezvous with Wallace. He says just one thing.
Wallace: Wall!
You:
(ABA) Wall?
(ABB) Wall.
(ABC) WALL!
-ABA-
A look of concern crosses Wallace’s face.
Wallace: Wall?
You:
(ABB) Wall.
(ABC) WALL!
(ABD) Um, Wall?
-ABB-
Wallace grins at you.
Wallace: Wall.
He easily lifts you up and lays you down on the bed. Before doing anything else, he raises an eyebrow.
Wallace: Wall?
You:
(BBB) Wall.
(CCC) WALL!
-ABC-
Wallace gets a devilish look in his eyes. You can see the bulge growing under his loincloth.
Wallace: Wall wall wall?
You:
(BBB) Wall.
(CCC) WALL.
(DDD) WALL WALL WALL!
-ABD-
Wallace looks tentative, as if he cannot trust himself.
Wallace: Wall.
You come to understand that he is withdrawing to make sure he does not inadvertently violate your consent. There will be no intimacy tonight.
(ZZZ)
-BBB-
With the both of you in bed, Wallace very gently removes your clothes, while you pull down his loincloth. You very tenderly make love, and he is careful not to press his full weight against you at any moment.
You fall asleep in his arms, his solid form a pleasant reminder of how protected he makes you feel.
(ZZZ)
-CCC-
You have both fallen into bed, and Wallace is simply ravenous for you. There is never a moment that you don’t feel his weight on your body, but it is never unpleasant.
It feels like a race and a marathon at once, in that you are both frantic in bed, and yet he never runs out of stamina. You set a goal for yourself to plant your lips on every part of his body, but there’s so much of him, it seems impossible to achieve. This leads you to make a new goal: kissing every part of him over multiple nights.
The orgasms you both reach are among the most satisfying you’ve had in your lives. You fall asleep in Wallace’s arms, comforted by how protected you feel.
(ZZZ)
-DDD-
Wallace grabs you and slams you against the wall. He presses his body into yours firmly enough that you struggle to breathe. He practically swallows your mouth with his kisses.
You:
(EAA) WALL WALL!
(EAB) Wall…
(ZZZ) Ok, we’re stopping here.
-EAA-
Wallace pulls all your clothes off while you take off his loincloth. The entire house shakes from the activity. And that’s when Wallace notices…
Wallace: The crack!
You:
(FAA) You can talk?
(FAB) Oh that’s right, you can talk.
(HHH) Hey, focus!
(ZZZ) This is getting to be a bit much for me…
-EAB-
Wallace looks guilty as he pulls away.
Wallace: Wall…
You:
(GGG) Can we just do something gentler?
(ZZZ) Let’s stop…
-FAA- -FAB-
Wallace: When I recognize a fellow warrior like yourself or get emotionally heated, then yes, I speak in your language.
Wallace: That accursed crack! It has grown bigger!
You:
(HHH) Hey, focus!
(III) Uh, Wallace?
(JJJ) Let’s get that crack!
-GGG-
With the both of you in bed, Wallace very gently removes your clothes, while you pull down his loincloth. You very tenderly make love, and he is careful not to press his full weight against you at any moment.
You fall asleep in his arms, his solid form a pleasant reminder of how protected he makes you feel.
(ZZZ)
-HHH-
Wallace growls at the crack.
Wallace: Alright. I’ll deal with it later.
Wallace: WALLLLL!
He goes wild as you continue your intercourse. It is hard to tell if his ardor comes from lust for you or hatred of the crack in the wall, but you enjoy yourself regardless.
Once you have finished, you collapse into Wallace. Although he also climaxed, you perceive a dissatisfaction from him as he glares at the crack. A problem for another day.
(ZZZ)
-III-
Wallace lets you fall to the ground as he grabs some spackle to force into the crack. He screams threats at the crack while he fills it in. You find yourself rather jealous at the level of passion he is showing for it.
He finishes, panting, and collapses from exhaustion. You had not realized how wide the crack had grown and how much effort it would take to fill it in.
Wallace: Crack gone. Wall…
You realize that Wallace does not have any energy left for the night you had planned. You sigh and go to the bathroom to finish yourself off.
(ZZZ)
-JJJ-
You and Wallace scream as you fill in the crack with spackle. With the two of you working together, it doesn’t take long. You look at Wallace once you are finished, both of you grinning with triumph. And it is clear that Wallace has never been so turned on in his life.
From that moment, there is not a moment that you’re not touching some part of his body. All of it is solid, and all of it burns for you. Wallace’s arms hold you, his arms brush against every part of your body, and you spend hours pleasuring each other, the adrenaline from your battle against the crack carrying through to sex.
Your climaxes feel well-earned, and you both shout triumphantly again. Then Wallace gathers you in his arms and holds you close as you both fall asleep, appreciative that he has found someone who shares his concern for the structural integrity of the house.
(ZZZ)
-ZZZ-
Skylar: You’re at the end of the chapter! Well done on Directly Acknowledging a Thing’s Existence!
Chapter 6: Tyrell
Chapter Text
You meet Tyrell, who as always has his towel-shirt open with invitation, displaying a tantalizing hint of his chest.
Tyrell: You ready to have a good time?
You:
(AAA) Oh yeah!
(ZZZ) Nah, I’m good.
-AAA-
You and Tyrell fall onto the bed. Clothes come off, and your hands explore each other’s bodies as you kiss deeply and romantically. It’s not too long before you both find yourselves starting to sweat.
Tyrell: Haha, this is already getting a little messy. Alright if I lay one of my towels down under us?
You:
(BAA) Yeah, no problem!
(BAB) Uh, ok…
-BAA-
Tyrell: Thanks.
(BBB)
-BAB-
Tyrell: I know it’s weird, but can you humor me?
You:
(BBB) Yeah, ok.
He lays down a single towel underneath you, and it is nice to think that you might not have to wash your bedsheets after this.
Tyrell: Now where were we?
He grabs you almost ravenously, and you writhe against each other in a way that can only be described as acrobatic. You find yourself sweating even more than before.
Tyrell: Uh, so…would it be ok if I put down more towels?
(CAA) Yeah, I think that would help!
(CAB) Uhhhh…sure?
(ZZZ) This is getting to be a bit much. I think I’m out.
-CAA-
Tyrell: I knew you’d understand!
(CCC)
-CAB-
Tyrell: I just think it’ll help…
(CCC)
-CCC-
He lays down two more towels underneath the two of you, but also hangs a few towels over you both. It feels increasingly like a sauna.
But then you feel his perfect chest again, and you don’t worry too much about it. You continue your intercourse, thrashing about within the towels, the mixture of their softness with the firmness of his body, and you start moaning as you approach your climax.
Tyrell: Hey, wai-wai-WAIT!
Somehow, he produces a roll of plastic wrap.
Tyrell: These are my friends here. We can wash out the sweat, but uh, the other stuff…
You:
(DAA) Oh sure, totally.
(DAB) I’m sorry, we’ve been having sex all over your friends ?
(DAC) Ok, just hurry up.
-DAA- -DAC-
Tyrell: Thanks! I’ll be quick!
(DDD)
-DAB-
Tyrell: I…well…we have a different way of thinking about what’s appropriate or not.
Tyrell: They’ve all been wrapped around your naked body before anyway!
(DBA) Ok, I guess that’s fair.
(ZZZ) Iiiii…oof, I’m done.
-DBA-
Tyrell: So, you good to keep going?
You:
(DDD) Yeah, I think I processed it.
(ZZZ) No, I’m good.
-DDD-
Tyrell surrounds you both in plastic wrap, then you continue. You quickly regain the momentum you lost, and while the squeaking sounds you make against the plastic are odd, Tyrell’s body is tantalizing enough to keep you aroused.
After only moments, you both climax. Tyrell unwraps you both, and while using this much plastic doesn’t seem the best thing for the environment, you do appreciate how this leads to less to clean up afterwards.
Tyrell: Thanks for being patient with me.
Tyrell: I knew this’d be pretty great.
(ZZZ)
-ZZZ-
Skylar: You’re at the end of the chapter! Well done on Directly Acknowledging a Thing’s Existence!
Chapter 7: Captain Jacques Pierrot
Chapter Text
You meet Jacques at his ship. He smiles at you in a manner that is somehow both welcoming and aggressive.
Jacques: Yeh’ve come at last fer our battle! Prepare yerself!
You:
(AAA) You’re so cute. *Remove his vest*
(AAB) I will give you a challenge you’ve never seen.
-AAA-
Jacques blushes deeply.
Jacques: I…uh…I will show no mercy upon ye!
You:
(BBB) Oh, you won’t? *Remove his shirt*
(AAB) Ahh, my ruse is foiled! We battle!
-AAB-
Jacques: Ha HA! Choose yer weapon!
You:
(BAA) I wield this toothpick as my sword!
(BAB) This toothbrush shall be my spear!
(BAC) Uh…I will use Ben-hwa as my…whatever!
-BBB-
Jacques moans with pleasure as you run your hand along his chest. But he quickly collects himself.
Jacques: If yeh won’t fight me honorably, I’ll simply run my sword through you!
You:
(CAA) Oh I really hope you do…
(CAB) Actually, I was hoping to do that to you.
-BAA-
You get into what you think seems like a decent fighting stance and enter a swordfight with Jacques. Neither of you is seriously trying to injure the other, but you both do work up quite the sweat.
Jacques: A finer foe I’ve never met!
Jacques: And perhaps yer my equal in other arenas as well…
You:
(CAA) I thought you’d never ask. Fuck me, Jacques.
(CAB) I’ve been waiting to fuck you this whole time.
-BAB-
You engage Jacques with the advantage of reach. Neither of you is actually trying to injure the other, though you occasionally brush him with the bristles by accident, and he giggles from the tickling.
Jacques: I think we’ve had enough of that now.
Jacques: It’s not fair that you’ve gotten to tickle me, and I haven’t even touched you.
You:
(CAA) Oh you want to touch me? Come fuck me.
(CAB) Oh, I’ll touch you wherever you want while I fuck you.
-BAC-
Jacques blushes and drops his weapons. He was clearly not prepared for this possibility.
Jacques: I…I…
Jacques: I’m not partial to eh…that…kind of weapon…
Ben-Hwa: Hahaha. Don’t worry about me, I only go where I am explicitly invited.
Ben-Hwa: I might just watch if that’s alright.
Jacques mutters something that sounds like general assent.
You:
(CAA) Let’s do this. Teach Ben-Hwa how I like to be entered.
(CAB) Come on Jacques, I can’t wait to get inside you.
-CAA-
After brief hesitation, Jacques removes what remains of his clothing as you take off yours. He applies generous amounts of lubricant where needed and thrusts into you. He is almost shy now that his guard is down, and you find it rather endearing.
You also notice that his grunts and moans continue to sound very pirate-like. You had been wondering if that had been an act. This does seem to be his genuine personality.
Jacques finishes with a lusty “ARRRRRRRR” as you climax at the same time. Ben-Hwa applauds from the ship wheel.
(ZZZ)
-CAB-
After brief hesitation, Jacques removes what remains of his clothing as you take off yours. You work him open slowly, applying generous amounts of lubricant and caressing various parts of his body in appreciation.
You begin thrusting into him, and he makes commands in his role as captain of the ship, specifying if you should change the angle to port or starboard and other such nautical references.
Eventually, he climaxes, shouting “Full speed ahead!”, and you finish shortly afterward, both aroused and amused. Ben-Hwa laughs and claps from the ship wheel.
(ZZZ)
-ZZZ-
Skylar: You’re at the end of the chapter! Well done on Directly Acknowledging a Thing’s Existence!
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