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Thanks to the unknown being, For giving us phones!

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when you have no idea how to begin a new chapter for your fanfic so you just write a chatfic....

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Elliot made a group "Survivors"
Elliot added Shedletsky
Elliot added Noob
Elliot added Chance
Elliot added Taph
Elliot added Dusekkar
Elliot added Two time
Elliot added Builderman
Elliot added Guest 1337

Elliot:okay i made it
Shedletsky:Where is 007n7?:c
Elliot:i don't have his number, sorry
Elliot:can someonw who have his number add him?
Shedletsky:No problem!

 

Shedletsky added 007n7

Shedletsky:Hi babe!!!!!!!!!!
007n7: What.
Shedletsky:How are you:)???????
007n7:Im fin3,Shedletsky,thank you.How 4re you?
Shedletsky:Im good now that you're here!
007n7:Im glad 2 hear it.
Chance: Okay fags we get it yall gay asf
Shedletsky muted Chance
Shedletsky: Shut the fuck up bitch
Noob: why would u mute him (゜-゜)
Shedletsky: Because he was interrupting us,duh!
Noob: what exactly was he interrupting (´;д;`)
Shedletsky: Our date,duuuh!
Noob: well mayb u should do a date not on the phone
Noob:but on like mayb near the river
Noob:like picnic or smth
Noob: & u both would like...
Noob: kiss? ig (✿◠‿◠)
Shedletsky: Fuck you're right
Shedletsky: Especially with the kiss part
Shedletsky: @007n7 Wanna go on a date?
007n7: Huh?
007n7:I mean sure,i would love so.
Shedletsky: FUCKK YESSSSSSS

007n7 went offline
Shedletsky went offline
Noob unmuted Chance

Chance: Bruh are you some wingmanwoman or some shit
Noob: huh?Ó╭╮Ò
Chance: Can you do the same for
Chance: Yknow
Chance: For us ;)
Noob: what
Chance: Design our date
Noob: ....
Noob: i don't think i like you in that way ( -̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄◞ω◟-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ )
Chance: FUCK
Builderman: Language, young man!
Chance: SHUT UP BUILDER IM HAVING A TRADEGY RIGHT HERE
Chance: IS THIS SOME KIND OF DOOMED YAOURI
Noob: no....i just don't like you back..Σ(゚Д゚;)
Chance: BEWARE NOOB
Chance: SOON YOU'RE GONNA SEE EDITS OF US
Chance: WITH TEARS OVER BEERS BY MODERN BASEBALL SOUND
Chance: SPECIFICALLY "She needed more than me" PART
Elliot: genuinely stfu
Elliot: can you fucking accept that there's someone who dislikes you
Noob: i don't dislike him D:>
Chance: Fr?????
Chance: Man well in that case...we should totally bang
Noob: ??????? WHAY
Builderman: CHANCE!
Chance: STFU BUILDERMAN ELLIOT SAID FUCKING LIKE TEN SECONDS AGO AND YOU IGNORED IT
Chance: KYS
Builderman: THAT'S IT!
Chance: STOP ADDING SINGLE EXCLAMATION MARK
Chance: IT'S SO LONELY
Chance: YOU OLD MAN

Builderman muted Chance

Elliot: omg dude finally
Noob: i just unmuted him 10 minutes ago..(눈‸눈)
Elliot: that'll be a lesson for you
Elliot: to never do a good thing
Elliot: especially for chance
Noob: okkk.....

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XxC00LESTKIDDINTOWNxX made a new group!

XxC00LESTKIDDINTOWNxX added more members!

XxC00LESTKIDDINTOWNxX: HIIIIII!!!!!!

CREATIONOFHATRED: What is this.

XxC00LESTKIDDINTOWNxX: THIS IS A PHONE :3333 AND A GROUP CAHT

CREATIONOFHATRED: For what purpose.

XxC00LESTKIDDINTOWNxX: FOR FUN, duuhhh!!

CREATIONOFHATRED: Hm.

CREATIONOFHATRED: As expected from the mortal kid.

CREATIONOFHATRED: Only a person made off flesh could think of something as stupid as this.

Pr3tyAndP3rfect: Of*

BETTERTHANYOU: ts*

Pr3tyAndP3rfect: God.

Pr3tyAndP3rfect: I don't think it was necessary for you to speak.

BETTERTHANYOU: syabi

Pr3tyAndP3rfect: How did you misspelled that?

Pr3tyAndP3rfect: Can't believe you and your stupidity.

BETTERTHANYOU: no oene gaf bro 😭😭😭😭

JohnDoe: kdjdjdjskslkdlsodjxj

Pr3tyAndP3rfect: Holy shit?

BETTERTHANYOU: BRRROOOOO TF U TALKUJUNF ABOUT 😭😭😭😭

XxC00LESTKIDDINTOWNxX: mr john doe also has a phone :00!!?

BETTERTHANYOU: shat trh fuck up bicth no one gaf aboyt u and ur ass

JohnDoe: dlkdkdkzlspzlzkdjkx

JohnDoe: 8_($)$_)$)/$93kdkdkdk

JohnDoe: EOODLDKDKDK

JohnDoe: ODKDKDLLSKDHZNXNXHDBXNXBNZHDHDNDH

JohnDoe:FPOFLFLDLDLLDLDLDLLDLDLSLLSSNDJDJSKKDKSKSJSKKSKSKSKKSKDKDJKDJDMDJDJDKDJKDHDKDJKDJDKD

Pr3tyAndP3rfect: Uh huh....

Pr3tyAndP3rfect: Whatever you say.

CREATIONOFHATRED: Could you all PLEASE shut up?!?!

V01DST4R: [BRO] WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE 😭😭

Pr3tyAndP3rfect: Can't you just turn the fucking notifications off?

BETTERTHANYOU: fucking degerante

JohnDoe: LLLdldldldllodlldloekkekdkdkODJDNDNNDKXMZMSJKDKSKDNKXKDKDJFMLDJDMDLDJMDMSLSMSLKSLDJDKDKKDKDJDKDJKSKSJDKDJJDIDJDKDJDKKDJDKDKDKJFKFJFKFKKFJFKFKFKKFDLLLdldldldllodlldloekkekdkdkODJDNDNNDKXMZMSJKDKSKDNKXKDKDJFMLDJDMDLDJMDMSLSMSLKSLDJDKDKKDKDJDKDJKSKSJDKDJJDIDJDKDJDKKDJDKDKDKJFKFJFKFKKFJFKFKFKKFDMDKDKKDKD

XxC00LESTKIDDINTOWNxX: yesss mr john doe tell em!!!

CREATIONOFHATRED: GOD, CAN'T YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP?!

BETTERTHANYOU: no orn fucking listening to you

Pr3tyAndP3rfect: Hate to say it, but he's right. You might had power before, but in this realm, you are nothing. So could you just piss of?

XxC00LESTKIDDINTOWNxX: ohhhhhh!!

V01DST4R: [O-OHHH H-H-H-HEEEL NAHHHHHH!]

CREATIONOFHATRED: ...

CREATIONOFHATRED: Now who do you think you are, kid?

Pr3tyAndP3rfect: Did you not heard the last part? Or are you just blind?

BETTERTHANYOU: tbh wouldn't be surplesd if he is likt bro isbleterally ripping hiaeyes off😭😭😭s

CREATIONOFHATRED: Oh, so you wanna go right now?

Pr3tyAndP3rfect: Eh? Are you serious?

Pr3tyAndP3rfect: Are you REALLY want to fight a kid?

JohnDoe: LDLLDLDLDLDLLXLXLKSKSLXJDMKXKZKXNMX

CREATIONOFHATRED: SHUTUP!!!!

JohnDoe: She's right, 1x1x1x1.

CREATIONOFHATRED: Wtf?

JohnDoe: She's just a little kid, and you, as a more rational person, should ignore her taunts.

Pr3tyAndP3rfect: Huh?

Pr3tyAndP3rfect: Im....What?

XxC00LESTKIDDINTOWNxX: JOHN DOE??? YOU CAN TALK :00000??????

V01DST4R: [MY EYES WIDEN, AS I LOOK AT THE CROWD] [ W-W-WHAT?]

JohnDoe: FFHDHIRDVJHDDVJESXVV

BETTERTHANYOU: yeah false alarm