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Corianna x Bad Analogies

Summary:

My partner showed me Bad Highschool Analogies at bedtime right after we watched the episode where the Second Corinthian meets Johanna Constantine, and I couldn’t sleep until I wrote this down.

He kissed her like he was dying of thirst and she was a tall glass of water. She kissed him back like he was a black hole and she was falling into it. He squeezed her boobs like they were oranges and he was trying to find the juiciest one.

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He kissed her like he was dying of thirst and she was a tall glass of water. She kissed him back like he was a black hole and she was falling into it. He squeezed her boobs like they were oranges and he was trying to find the juiciest one.

“Oh! Oh!” she cried. “Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!” She fell to her knees like a mother getting ready to tie her child’s shoe, and took his cock in her hand. It was hard like a railway spike. She sucked on it like you suck your thumb when you’re trying to get a splinter out of it. 

“Baby!” he cried. “Baby, baby, baby baby!” His cum squirted out like water from a fire hydrant. It sprayed around the room like water from the fire sprinkler after your seared steak gets a little too smoky. 

He lifted her up from her knees and kissed her again, as if he had to get all the kisses in before the elevator got to their floor. He looked at her the way teenage boys look at pizza, and she stared at him the way teenage girls look in the mirror. 

“You’ve got something on your chin,” she said, and licked it off like a dog licking its master’s face when he gets home from work. He sighed ecstaticly like a three year old who gets to eat a whole piece of chocolate cake, and lay her down on the bed so he could lick the slit between her legs like it was ice cream, only warm instead of cold. She came like a freight train was running through her. 

He smiled at her, her cum all over his face like a two year old eating spaghetti. She smiled back, her happy grin splitting her face like a snake that can unhinge its jaws to make its mouth bigger. They snuggled together like two puzzle pieces that almost fit together but not quite, and drifted off to sleep like a barrel drifting over Niagara Falls.

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You see why it was keeping me awake, lmao!