Chapter 1: game day tomorrow
Notes:
hi guys i posted about this on my tumblr but if you dont have it (@emmiescatorccio if u want it) im basically doing a spin off of my other chatfic this time involving the whole team!!
Chapter Text
the yellowjackits
[7:34 pm]
jackienojill: game day tomorrow who’s ready?!?!
saltynsweet: girl no
lottamoneymatthews: LMFAO mood actually
tai: ready to get a fat slurpee after
saltynsweet: sign me up asap
nattywatty: fat slurp lol
tai: get ur mind out the gutter scatorccio 🖕
nattywatty: don’t be an easy target turner 🖕
saltynsweet: the girls are fighting!!!!!
ladydoe: Take it out on the field please girls, we don’t condone violence :)
vantheman: lady doe has spoken!
shauna shitman: @jackienojill Are we meant to do anything with our hair for the game? Just checking because last time Nat and Van forgot to match.
vantheman: woah woah woah shauna don’t go pinning the blame on me and my brother
nattywatty: shauna stick up her ass shipman 😒😒
shauna shitman:
nattywatty: LMFAO ur funny today i’ll let it slide
shauna shitman: Glad I got your approval 😐
jackienojill: Guys let’s all do matching gold ribbons! Any hairstyles as long as you have a gold ribbon <3
saltynsweet: what if i put it on my dick jackie? would that work?
jackienojill: fuck off mari
lottamoneymatthews: is this game even gonna be important?
nattywatty: yeah there is gonna be quite a few recruiters actually
lottamoneymatthews: WHHAT
vantheman: 🚨 🚨 🚨
tai: FROM WHERE??
jackienojill: THIS IS FANTASTIC
shauna shitman: IS THIS OUR FIRST TIME HAVING RECRUITERS THERE?
ladydoe: IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025?!?!
kikilove: WOAH WHAT
saltynsweet: HI AKILAH BUT YEAH WHAT?!?!
nattywatty: err basically i was in coach scott’s classroom cus thats twin and he was telling me that for this game there is gonna be people scouting for scholarships pretty much, and that we should make sure to play our best
nattywatty: also akilah when did u get here?
kikilove: because the rest of the jv girls are asleep lol :)
jackienojill: so you guys better be ready for real im NOT messing around
vantheman: AYE AYE CAPTAIN
tai: van ur already on thin ice with jack id be cautious
vantheman: yeesh sorry babe 😓
saltynsweet: girl WHO is saying “yeesh” 🥀🥀
vantheman:
saltynsweet: damn mb ill just sthu 😟
africangrey: Hi guys! What are you doing?
nattywatty: lottie
jackienojill: OH MY GOD
nattywatty: yeah she said that
vantheman: STOP THIS lotties a fuckin saint these days 💔
nattywatty: no, she’s a-fucking nat
tai: IM PUTTING A STOP TO THIS
saltynsweet: you gay asf
shauna shitman: You fucked Nat in freshman year? Under the bleachers? Question mark?
saltynsweet: i revoke my words
jackienojill: that was uncalled for shaun omfl 😭
ladydoe: @africangrey I apologise for Nat’s bluntness, I’m currently doing history homework :)
africangrey: That’s cool! Which option did you pick?
ladydoe: I picked the cardboard castle option because it seemed much more fun ☺️
lottamoneymatthews: i really don’t get a say in this huh
tai: yeah you’re so quiet today
vantheman: thought u were getting violently railed???
jackienojill: VIOLENTLY?????
lottamoneymatthews: as much as id love that to come true me and nat are actually playing grow a garden :)
vantheman: no FUCKING way you got nat on grow a garden
lottamoneymatthews: she’s compromising, i promised to play arsenal with her after
shauna shitman: Lottie has to have magic powers or some shit…
tai: yeah cus what do you mean THE natalie eleanor scatorccio is playing grow a harden
jackienojill: no tbf i think she’s just whipped asf
nattywatty: i could sue you for slander
jackienojill: and i’d get off to it!
nattywatty:
tai: phone on the table jack.
vantheman: asap please!
jackienojill: ykw im actually gonna go make dinner see you guys tomorrow for the game!!
nattywatty: bye jax
jackienojill: bye natty love u!
saltynsweet: entering a gc with jackie must be a public humiliation ritual for nat
lottamoneymatthews: agreed
nattywatty: feels like walking the plank…
Chapter 2: well you did describe how you apparently violently railed me
Notes:
hi guyss im so tired but also new nat+ben oneshot otw be proud of me
users:
jackienojill: jackie
nattywatty: natalie
tai: taissa
lottamoneymatthews: lottie
saltynsweet: mari
vantheman: van
lady doe: laura lee
shauna shitman: shauna
kikilove: akilah
africangrey: misty
coachscott72: ben
hatattacker: melissa
robbie: robin
brittanyspierce: britt
generalgen: gen
Chapter Text
the yellowjackits
[6:33 am]
ladydoe: So I take it you guys forgot that the team group chat is monitored?…
vantheman: come again?
shauna shitman: FUCK I forgot about that.
nattywatty: oh im so done
lottamoneymatthews: well you did describe how you apparently violently railed me
jackienojill: WHY DO YOU KEEP DESCRIBING IT AS VIOLENTLY
tai: more importantly, why did no one stop her 😭
nattywatty: you guys set me up this is so ragebait
saltynsweet: what if coach being here is just a theory
lottamoneymatthews: yeah what if we just had one big psychological orgy
vantheman: BITCH IM CRYING DO YOU MEAN A MUTUAL DREAM
lottamoneymatthews: yeah thatd be it
saltynsweet: brb printing that message on a flag for my wall 🩷
coachscott72: Not a theory. Still monitoring. Please stop talking about sexual relations.
nattywatty: FUCK IM SO DONE
jackienojill: maybe stop talking about fucking your girlfriend
lottamoneymatthews: hey shes just a passionate woman with aspirations let her be!
shauna shitman: Lottie you really make me laugh sometimes
shauna shitman: Emphasis on sometimes.
lottamoneymatthews: wow i really thought we had something shauna
tai: see this is why we stick to the homework group chat that literally never gets used for homework
saltynsweet: would say im pissed for no invite but i dont think i want one if its just you guys being horny
vantheman: yeah we just crave sex in that gc 24/7
jackienojill: we literally claw at the walls for it
lottamoneymatthews: we play minecraft sometimes too
saltynsweet: EWWWW STOP IT
nattywatty: hey mari
saltynsweet: what…
nattywatty: sex! BOO! I GOT YOU 👻
saltynsweet: STOP IT NATALIE
vantheman: id say theres sexual tension but i respect lottie too much
nattywatty: mari was my starter pack if you will
*saltynsweet has notifications silenced*
vantheman: CRYINGGGG
coachscott72: Is my presence that forgettable?
nattywatty: im meant to be mysterious to the staff im actually fumbling so hard
coachscott72: Natalie, you “fumbled” when you requested to watch cartoons in my classroom after an arguably stupid adventure round the school.
coachscott72: In fact, you probably “fumbled” far before that.
nattywatty: why would you out me like that i thought we were chill 💔
ladydoe: Clocked, as Van would say :)
vantheman: lee i love you so much
nattywatty: shut up laura lee im mourning my severely injured ego
vantheman: woah woah woah natalie eleanor scatorccio i won’t have this violence upon lady doe’s not-name.
ladydoe: Why thank you for the support Van!
vantheman: anything for our leader
lottamoneymatthews: YOU BITCH I WAS THE LEADER
vantheman: you WERE the leader when you predicted the game score that one time, but lady doe took over like 3 weeks ago after you fell over nat’s shoe
tai: yeah no we couldn’t have our leader making us look like fools
vantheman: yeah lee gives us a good rep
ladydoe: Glad to be your leader I think?
lottamoneymatthews: im actually so distraught right now
nattywatty: its ok lot ur still my leader
tai: check the gc members for me again please nat?
nattywatty: WAIT FUCK I FORGOT
nattywatty: DELETE DELETE
nattywatty: WHY CANT YOU DELETE SHIT ON HERE
africangrey: In case we ever get in trouble with the police and this group chat has important evidence and/or our alibis!
vantheman: misty im all about no judgement but what could you possibly be doing in your free time…
jackienojill: [Replying to nattywatty: WAIT…] lmao what a fucking loser
nattywatty: i’ll get jessie ranch on you
jackienojill: STOP. @coachscott72 who is jessie ranch and can i bench nat for emotional distress against the team captain
coachscott72: Jessie Ranch is a girl who passed away in your freshman year by falling into the basement. And no, you can’t bench someone for emotional distress.
jackienojill: YOU GUYS TOOK ME INTO A BASEMENT WHERE SOMEONE DIED?!
vantheman: correction, multiple people died
lottamoneymatthews: ew dont bring the memory back
nattywatty: just one of those times we should’ve just let the curiosity slaughter us
africangrey: My reddit post didn’t even gain a lot of traction. Lame.
tai: oh yes because the top problem after finding a decaying body is misty’s reddit post
coachscott72: Okay so that needs to go to police. Please just eat and stay hydrated for the game.
jackienojill: not even the worst we’ve found tbh
shauna shitman: Remember the con-cubicle? The one opposite the duck cubicle?
tai: dont even bring up the con-cubicle
vantheman: the council has decided that the con-cubicle is a banned subject
shauna shitman: I thought the council couldn’t make decisions without the leader?
vantheman: oh shit yeah @ladydoe
ladydoe: As the discoverer of the treacherous con-cubicle, I rule it as a banned subject.
nattywatty: i really want a watermelon ice pop
lottamoneymatthews: i’ll get you one otw to school if u want?
nattywatty: ugh i love you so much
lottamoneymatthews: love you too baby
shauna shitman: So much for being nonchalant.
nattywatty: suck my ass cheek shitman
vantheman: …why only one?
nattywatty: off topic next question
tai: can you log off and get to school?
nattywatty: yeah i reckon i could
nattywatty: also jax can you please bring me a gold ribbon i dont have mine anymore @jackienojill
jackienojill: ofc no problem! where did yours go?
nattywatty: errrrrr pineapple on pizza
jackienojill: oh shit, yeah i’ll bring you a new one don’t worry, sleepover tonight?
nattywatty: oh yes lets 🙏 im bored out of my existentially fragile and melancholy mind
jackienojill: okay shakespeare ill make sure to get dragonfruit
nattywatty: fucking angel
shauna shitman: What does pineapple on pizza mean?
nattywatty: code, i’ll tell you some of it later
shauna shitman: Alright, see you at school.
lottamoneymatthews: see you guys!!!
vantheman: goodbye for thirty minutes
ladydoe: And I wish us all the best luck for the day!
Chapter 3: deny THIS
Summary:
the general population discover nat and van’s tiktok account, lottie needs to shut up, nat fucking dies and coach scott does NOT get paid enough
Notes:
users:
jackienojill: jackie
nattywatty: natalie
tai: taissa
lottamoneymatthews: lottie
saltynsweet: mari
vantheman: van
lady doe: laura lee
shauna shitman: shauna
kikilove: akilah
africangrey: misty
coachscott72: ben
hatattacker: melissa
robbie: robin
brittanyspierce: britt
generalgen: gen
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
the yellowjackits:
saltynsweet: @nattywatty @vantheman you’ll never guess what i just uncovered
hatattacker: if its the tt account then ill have you know i found that first
saltynsweet: WHAT THE FUCK MELISSA WAY TO GIVE AWAY MY PLAN??
vantheman: NAT GET ONLINE ASAP THE MASSES HAVE DISCOVERED SHARPCUCUMBERDOG @nattywatty @nattywatty
nattywatty: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SICK JOKE IS THIS
generalgen: brb searching the user up
kikilove: you guys have ten THOUSAND followers?
vantheman: YES BUT YOU GUYS DONT NEED TO ADD TO THAT NUMBER
jackienojill: omg i love sharpcucumberdog
lottamoneymatthews: LMAO literally we are the ogs here
saltynsweet: IM ACTUALLY CRYING AT THE HOBBY LOBBY VIDEO
brittanyspierce: no genuinely guys this is actually gold
robbie: 😂😁
vantheman: wait who r u two i dont have ur numbers saved??
brittanyspierce: im britt the new transfer and thats robin she only texts in emojis tho
saltynsweet: nat if i reposted this would you slit my throat
nattywatty: ??? is the grass green
tai: LMFAO
coachscott72: Please stop resorting to violence.
tai: cant believe someone beat lee to the no violence patrol what IS this????
lottamoneymatthews: shes on a phone ban again 🥀🥀
vantheman: rip lady doe but lottie have a good quality image challenge level impossible 💔
nattywatty: bro the fuck happened this time
lottamoneymatthews: idk there was a leak in her bathroom after she used it to bathe her bunny and her parents are mad at her 🙁🙁
shauna shitman: Bless, bring Laura-Lee home.
jackienojill: SPEAKING OF LEAKED YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE GOT LEAKED
nattywatty: JACKIE NO DONT DO IT
saltynsweet: JACKIE YES DO IT
jackienojill: NATS PERSONAL INSTAGRAM 🥹🥹
nattywatty: lol whaaaaaat who is nat?? 😭
vantheman: …you? i hope?
nattywatty:
vantheman: LMFAOOOOO
tai: leaked and then followed by lotties OBSCENE comments
lottamoneymatthews: god forbid a girl has sexual desires for her girlfriend??
shauna shitman: Lot, you commented that she deserves her ass ate for posting a photo.
lottamoneymatthews: AM I WRONG THOUGH??
nattywatty: @saltynsweet so yk how you said you wanted to kill me last week?
saltynsweet: deals DONESO brotato chip 💔✌️
nattywatty:
jackienojill: she comments on her photos every day at 10:23pm specifically its so funny
lottamoneymatthews: pov you’re a treat after dinner every night kind of girl
hatattacker: fav niche reference
generalgen: every reference of urs is niche mel
lottamoneymatthews: no but guys have you SEEN nat??!
tai: thirsting in a public gc is crazy work 🥀
shauna shitman: Deadass.
nattywatty: im sick of you guys god forbid a girl wants to post a photo dump
saltynsweet: someone drop the user please!
africangrey: @fetchtheboltcutters on Instagram!
saltynsweet: quigley you angel
vantheman: mari just a straight up gooner bro 💔
tai: van PLEASE dont use that word again you sound like ur gonna make a 67 joke
lottamoneymatthews: LMFAOO
kikilove: nat ur instagram set out is so cute !!
nattywatty: thanks akilah
africangrey: Guys, I have orders.
saltynsweet: the fuck?? 😭😭
*africangrey has removed lottamoneymatthews*
vantheman: QUIGLEY WHAT THE HELL
nattywatty: #bringlottiehome2k25
africangrey: I had orders! I did give you guys a heads up :/
jackienojill: stop being vague WHO gave you the orders
coachscott72: Me. This was supposed to be a civilised and strictly professional team chat. It has become lawless.
nattywatty: what the FUCK
vantheman: nats rolling in her grave rn
tai: …why is she in a grave?
vantheman: cus coach scott killed her by banishing her only love 💔
shauna shitman: Tragic, truly.
jackienojill: rest in peace to my beautiful best friend natalie scatorccio, killed by none other than her once trusted soccer coach 💔💔
saltynsweet: she will be missed by many
hatattacker: i wish i could’ve got to know her better 😕
generalgen: our star midfielder down…
kikilove: a natalie shaped hole will never leave our hearts 😔
robbie: 😭😭💔
brittanyspierce: she was the person who first gave me my jersey when i transferred 🙁
africangrey: I’m deeply guilty for having taken part in her demise.
coachscott72: I did not kill Natalie. 😐
vantheman: deny THIS
*africangrey has added lottamoneymatthews*
africangrey: I received further orders.
lottamoneymatthews: nat come home 💔💔
nattywatty: wow guys your powerful words resurrected me 🥹✌️
jackienojill: and now, order is restored in wiskayok ❤️
Notes:
this is kind of a filler chap but im tired as hell also i found out that my hg reads fanfic and so we both have each others accounts now 🥹 my faith in the world is restored /j
Chapter 4: remember prom?
Summary:
the older yellowjackets recall last year’s prom
Notes:
hi guys ik i said this a low priority post but im struggling with my writing at the moment and tend to be dissatisfied with everything i write so im just posting this for now!!
users:
jackienojill: jackie
nattywatty: natalie
tai: taissa
lottamoneymatthews: lottie
saltynsweet: mari
vantheman: van
lady doe: laura lee
shauna shitman: shauna
kikilove: akilah
africangrey: misty
coachscott72: ben
hatattacker: melissa
robbie: robin
brittanyspierce: britt
generalgen: gen
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
the yellowjackits:
jackienojill: prom next month everybody who’s excited?!?!?!
kikilove: not for us 😔 ours is next week
saltynsweet: rip to us being younger 💔
vantheman: remember prom?
vantheman: last year?
shauna shitman: Don’t even bring that up Van, it’s a sore subject for dear Nat.
tai: LMFAO
nattywatty: prom last year is why im not going this year
lottamoneymatthews: BRO I LITERALLY HAVE MY PROMPOSAL READY FOR NEXT WEEK THE FUCK
tai: calling ur gf bro is crazy work man
vantheman: brozoned her
ladydoe: I’m sure Nat doesn’t mind!
jackienojill: no i agree with taivan
shauna shitman: Taivan??
vantheman: we’re a collective
tai: package deal
saltynsweet: bruh tf happened at that prom
lottamoneymatthews: blood and tears
vantheman: and vomit
jackienojill: and we mean that literally
saltynsweet: storytime?…question mark?
lottamoneymatthews: so basically we were all on the dance floor
nattywatty: because what else would you do at prom?
jackienojill: so then i run off with shauna to get a drink
vantheman: at this point it’s just me tai and lottienat
tai: then nat decides her stomach hurts!
lottamoneymatthews: so i go to take her to the bathroom like the doting wife i am
nattywatty: the bathroom being where all hell broke loose
jackienojill: cus then i get a call from lottie telling me to come to the bathroom
shauna shitman: So obviously, I come with and we both entered the bathroom.
vantheman: me and tai are still on the dance floor as this is happening
tai: completely oblivious to whats happening in the bathroom
lottamoneymatthews: so when jackieshauna make it to the bathroom i ask both of them if they have any toiletries cus nat started hell week and neither of us had anything on us
nattywatty: because stupidly, we only brought our phones and chewing gum
jackienojill: so then i start drunk crying because i felt bad i was also only carrying my phone and had nothing with me
shauna shitman: Which is why I decided to call Tai to come to the bathroom.
vantheman: being a package deal of course, i go with and we enter the mass of teenagers in the bathroom
tai: and unfortunately, me and van literally only had our phones on us and a pack of m&ms
lottamoneymatthews: so THENNNN we called lee who came in and started talking about “staying positive”
nattywatty: yeah because the sun shines out of laura-lee’s ass
ladydoe: Sorry. :(
nattywatty: ur good lee
jackienojill: so at this point, nat’s frantic in the toilet stall, im crying, shaunas ATTEMPTING to console me and the rest of them are trying to figure out a plan!
vantheman: because of our profound genius, we decide to go find coach because he always has medical shit in his office
tai: but because of our godforsaken luck, coach is NOWHERE to be seen.
coachscott: I was at home watching TV, lowkey.
tai: who tf told him what lowkey means
nattywatty: about that!
lottamoneymatthews: so then at this point we all start panicking cus wtf do we do in this situation??????
nattywatty: meanwhile i start pounding on the door to get their attention cus i suddenly felt like i was gonna vomit!
jackienojill: which was unsurprising considering we were all fairly drunk except shauna and tai
shauna shitman: We were the designated drivers.
vantheman: we FINALLY hear nat over our panic and realise shes like actually about to vomit
tai: so i rush around unlocking the shall from the outside while lottie runs in to hold her hair back
lottamoneymatthews: and nat starts chucking everything up in the toilet so we all start panicking harder cus she never vomits like that
nattywatty: im sat crouched on the floor sobbing and vomiting while also not knowing what the fuck is happening
jackienojill: i start suggesting that we call coach scotts emergency phone number he left us, and so van pulls out her phone
vantheman: i punch the number in as quickly as i could, just to get hit with “Yello?” as the phone picked up 😐
tai: so then IM trying to speak to him calmly but of course it cant be heard over literally everything happening in the bathroom
coachscott72: The only bits I could hear where “Nat, Vomit, Blood, Crying, Jackie.” I was confused.
lottamoneymatthews: but THEN after nat stops vomiting she literally passes out causing even MORE panic
jackienojill: im still uncontrollably crying, and get on the floor shaking her body cus i was convinced she was dead
shauna shitman: I had to physically lift her off the floor.
vantheman: so then coach agrees to come get nat and lottie to get nat to the emergency room because lowkey she was concerning us all
tai: BUT that meant we had to figure out a way to get nat out of the bathroom without everyone seeing her because everyone knows she’d never speak to us again if that happened
lottamoneymatthews: and being the noble woman i am, i climb out of the window as taivan lift her through to me
nattywatty: im still knocked out cold at this point while lottie princess carries me to the car
jackienojill: i then call lauralee back and ask her to start praying for nat to come back to life
ladydoe: I prayed for her to return to health!
shauna shitman: Me and Taivan(?) then decide to take Jackie home because she’s too panicky to go back to dancing.
vantheman: so then i take jackies left arm while shauna takes her right so we can lift her into shaunas car
tai: then we go back to my car after saying goodbye, and call lottie to see how nats doing
lottamoneymatthews: so i answer the phone, telling tai that the doctors said she has some weird ass chest and stomach infection and needs antibiotics for a few weeks
nattywatty: and my stomach is still in excruciating pain, so they gave me painkillers and sent us home!
jackienojill: and so that is why nat isn’t going to prom this year!
saltynsweet: and you decided to? 😟
Notes:
find me on tumblr: @emmiescatorccio !!