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Avalanche chat

Summary:

Random chat fic featuring Jessie, Biggs, Wedge, Tifa, and Barret

Notes:

TechPrincess: Jessie
PlanE: Biggs
CatDad: Wedge
ProudPapa: Barret

Chapter Text

TechPrincess created chat

TechPrincess added CatDad and PlanE

TechPrincess named chat Avalanche Time

TechPrincess: sup bitches

PlanE: wtf

PlanE: jessie?

CatDad: ooh groupchat

PlanE: but why

TechPrincess: why not?

PlanE: you got me there

CatDad: if this is an Avalanche chat shouldn't Barret be here

TechPrincess: ugh but he's like such a dad

PlanE: maybe because… he is one

CatDad: *gasp*

CatDad: *looks at username* whoops

TechPrincess: nah ur good

TechPrincess: I mean he's like 35 does he even know how to use kupochat lol

PlanE: he's only ten years older than me

TechPrincess: oh my god…

TechPrincess: YOURE OLD TOO

PlanE: …

PlanE: I'm adding Barret

TechPrincess: fine

PlanE added ProudPapa

ProudPapa: huh

PlanE: scroll up

ProudPapa: DAMMIT JESSIE

TechPrincess: luv u Barr <3

ProudPapa sent 1 photo

CatDad: MARLENE!!!

PlanE: awwww

TechPrincess: ooh are we showing off our kids? Me next

TechPrincess sent 1 photo

PlanE: Jessie that's a bomb

TechPrincess: yes

ProudPapa: thats great Rasberry

TechPrincess: @CatDad show cat

CatDad sent 32 photos

TechPrincess: WHAT THE FUCK WEDGE

PlanE: that one with Tofa is so cute

TechPrincess: tofa

CatDad: tofa

TechPrincess: wait oh my god

TechPrincess: HOW THE FUCK DID WE FORGET TIFA