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An Inappropriate Use of the Official Imperial Channel (Incidents 001-002)

Summary:

Ren occasionally abuses the privilege of having a direct line to the Emperor's personal channel.

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REN: are you awake

HUX: Of course I’m awake. You know the hours I keep.

HUX: Did you need something?

REN: mission is dull

HUX: Well, I didn’t send you to Arnac in order for you to be personally entertained. You’re there monitoring the situation with the rumors of revolt. If things should get out of hand, I need you to use your powers to dispense with the political dissidents.

REN: don’t need a briefing. you already gave me one

HUX: What do you need, Ren? I presume you contacted me for some reason? Please feel free to share that with me at any time.

REN: told you already. read between the lines

HUX: Divining messages that aren’t directly communicated is your area, not mine.

REN: I’m bored hux

HUX: And why is this my concern? You’re at your post, are you not? Keep your eyes on the situation. Entertain yourself by doing your job.

REN: my job is to sit here and nothing is happening

REN: normally I’d meditate but I have been told not to do that while on command

HUX: As the person who ordered (not “told”) you not to do that while on command, I will reiterate that I think it’s a perfectly reasonable request of someone who is expected to monitor potentially volatile situations.

REN: everything is just a potentially volatile situation now. I miss combat. we used to fight wars

HUX: When you’ve conquered the galaxy there is rarely the occasion for a war. Wars are expensive. I don’t miss them at all.

REN: liar

HUX: There is some thrill involved in strategy, I admit, and I do enjoy the sensation of winning something in a finite way. But I also value security of command. I’m not some barbarian warlord who will spend his life constantly struggling for power. And I’m perfectly fine with that.

REN: you get bored too

HUX: Do I? What are you basing that assessment on?

REN: me

HUX: I’m afraid I don’t follow.

REN: I’m your cure for boredom

HUX: Ah. Please allow me to take this opportunity to tell you, again, that I do not want you discussing what I do in my recreational time on an official Imperial comm channel.

REN: me

REN: that’s what you do in your rec hours

REN: except for the times when I do you

HUX: All right, you’ve had your laugh at my expense. I’m so very impressed by the nuance of your humor, as usual. Now get back to work.

REN: you gonna punish me

REN: for abusing the official channel

REN: when I get back

REN: ?

REN: hux

HUX: Stop. This is a waste of resources and of my time.

REN: wrong. it’s helping me stay alert

HUX: By distracting you from your mission?

REN: I’m not distracted. can do more than one thing at a time. you’ve seen me multitask

REN: like when I’m on the bridge silently standing guard and also telling you how hard I’m gonna fuck you later, in your head.

HUX: How hard you’re going to fuck me in my head? Your choices in sentence construction leave something to be desired, you know.

REN: do I look like I care

HUX: Of course not. You won’t even use proper capitalization or punctuation, because you’re much too special and dark for such things.

REN: more like

REN: because I don’t have time to waste on bullshit

HUX: At least I’ve got you using contractions and capitalizing ‘I’ where appropriate.

REN: have you trained me hux

REN: do you think I’ve been tamed

HUX: Well. Yes.

REN: am I your servant

HUX: Unofficially, yes, you are.

REN: do you think of yourself as my ruler

HUX: I am your ruler. I rule all in the galaxy.

REN: yes but it’s different with me isn’t it

HUX: ...How do you mean?

REN: I could overpower you if I wished

HUX: Oh, please. With the Force, certainly, but do you really want the headache of ruling over an entire galaxy? You couldn’t go half a day in my shoes without losing your mind and smashing up something vital, causing utter galactic chaos.

REN: I don’t mean galactically

REN: I mean in private

REN: you rule me there ….sometimes

HUX: Ren, what the hell are you getting at? I have work to do.

REN: you know what I’m getting at

REN: sex

HUX: Yes, okay, since you’ve already made a mockery of what this channel should be used for, sure: We have sex sometimes. There you are. Well spotted. Goodnight.

REN: don’t go

REN: I meant sex now

REN: I can make you feel things

REN: even from where I am

HUX: With the Force? Don’t strain yourself, my hand works fine while you’re away.

REN: not with the force

REN: with words

REN: over this channel

HUX: I find that kind of thing quite tedious, I’m afraid. I need actual physical contact to get off.

REN: so touch yourself

REN: I’ll allow it

HUX: Ren.

REN: ?

HUX: Do you have your cock out at your damn post? Right now?

REN: no

REN: it’s in my pants emperor I swear

REN: but it’s getting hard

HUX: Why.

REN: because I just got you to picture me sitting here in the dark, in view of this town square, with my big dick sticking out from my opened pants, hard and heavy and leaking for you

HUX: Inaccurate.

REN: what did you picture then

HUX: Well, nothing so vivid as that.

REN: liar

REN: do you miss it hux

REN: my dick

HUX: I knew what you meant, fucking hell.

REN: so do you? it’s been 5 days. 5 long days without your tongue on my cock

HUX: I’ve enjoyed the peace and quiet aboard the ship enough to make up for the lack of physical stimulation provided by you.

REN: I don’t believe you

HUX: I don’t care if you believe me or not, it’s true.

REN: a person doesn’t like sucking dick as much as you do and not start to miss it after a few days

HUX: Don’t project your undisciplined need onto me. I went years without sex when I was making a name for myself, out of caution.

REN: it’s funny that you’re actually bragging about that

HUX: Why is it funny? It wasn’t for lack of opportunity that I remained celibate for a time.

REN: fuck why are we talking about your celibacy

REN: I’d rather talk about your lonely …. hole

HUX: You know I don’t like that word.

REN: I think you do like it. in a way. because your face gets red when I say it

REN: and also I can read your mind

HUX: Not always as well as you presume.

REN: you keep directing this conversation away from dicks and holes

REN: get with the fucking program here, please

HUX: What do you want me to say, Ren? I’m not even particularly adept at this in person.

REN: at what

HUX: At whatever it is you’re trying to do. Dirty talk? Cheap filth?

REN: are you joking

REN: you’re great at it

REN: the person who called me a greedy slut the first time he fucked me is gonna act like he can’t talk dirty ??

HUX: I didn’t say that I can’t do it in the heat of the moment. I merely implied that I’m not particularly creative in this area. ‘Greedy slut’ is hardly the most original term for someone who is presenting his ass to you desperately and shouting ‘harder’ as you fuck him. I was surprised when you reacted as if you’d never heard it before from someone who was in my position.

REN: well

REN: now I’m fully hard

HUX: That’s nice for you.

REN: it is nice

REN: what’s your situation at present

HUX: I’m sitting in bed with my data pad, going over reports on the day’s major events and developments, like I always do at this hour.

REN: hux you ass

REN: you know I meant your dick

REN: how’s it feeling right now

HUX: This is what I mean by tedious.

REN: hux please

REN: humor me

REN: is your dick hard. answer the question

HUX: I’d be more inclined to if you actually phrased it as one.

REN: don’t tell me proper punctuation gets you hard hux

REN: I know what really gets you hard

HUX: Please, enlighten me.

REN: hmm so many things

HUX: You’re not very good at this yourself, you know.

REN: shut up I’m thinking

REN: well first of all

REN: me eating your ass

HUX: Ugh. It sounds so unfortunate when you phrase it like that. You’re not arousing me, Ren.

REN: stop interrupting

HUX: Interrupting what?

REN: what turns you on is me flipping you over onto your stomach when it’s dark in the bedroom and your shift is still hours away, you’re still mostly asleep and asking me what i’m doing while I lick down along the length of your spine, and your breath stutters when I get to the crack of your ass and flick my tongue just over the cleft and suddenly you know exactly what I’m doing

HUX: I don’t like any of these words. ‘Cleft,’ for example. It’s unsexy.

REN: liar

HUX: Do you presume to tell me you’re sensing my arousal through the Force, from another system entirely?

REN: no but you just told me plenty

HUX: I didn’t say you were right.

REN: shhh why don’t you lie on your stomach hux

REN: with your hard cock pressed against the mattress while you prop yourself on your elbows and try not to rut the bed like a needy boy while you read my words on your data pad

HUX: I’m not the one who gets off on being called a ‘boy,’ remember.

REN: tell me what I get off on hux

HUX: I just did.

REN: I meant other stuff

REN: continue please

HUX: Hmm, a list of what Ren gets off on. Okay. (1) Being ordered to get on his knees. (2) Watching me slowly remove one glove. (3) Opening his whore mouth for two of my fingers. (4) Sucking gently upon command as I fuck his mouth with those fingers, slowly, while staring down into his eyes as I watch his pupils grow fat with lust and feel his mouth getting so wet for me.

REN: fat with lust

HUX: Are you really making fun of me for playing along with your stupid game??

REN: no no!

REN: I love that

REN: you’re doing great. keep going

HUX: Are you touching yourself while on duty, Ren?

REN: no I’m not

REN: I promise sir

HUX: If you’re going to call me ‘sir’ you had better use a fucking comma.

REN: yes, sir

HUX: Good boy. All right. Where was I?

REN: your fingers in my mouth. fucking my mouth. slow

HUX: That’s right. At first I enjoy how you’re beginning to drool for me, but then your mouth gets so wet that your need to be used is too shameful for me to bear. I remove my fingers. You make a soft noise, almost begging. I can’t decide what you’re begging for this time: these wet fingers sliding down through the crack of your ass? Or having my dick replace those fingers in your mouth, feeling my hand tangle in your hair and knowing I’ll be rough with your mouth because it’s so wet for me, because you’re so hungry for my cock?

REN: huxxxx

REN: yess

HUX: That’s your contribution, really? After all this work I’ve just done for you?

REN: for me. like hell. I know you’re getting off on this too

HUX: Stop telling me what you know. Tell me where you want my cock. Where do you need the most attention? You’re only allowed to have it in your mouth or up your ass. Pick one.

REN: fuck ok ok hmm

HUX: Hurry up, I’ve got things to do.

REN: rub your dick on my upturned face while I think about it

REN: taunt me with it

REN: my face is hot and so is your cock

REN: feels so good against my cheeks

HUX: Excuse me, I did not agree to do this yet.

REN: so you’re not rubbing your hard dick all over my face, trailing precome over my skin, feeling my eyelashes and my hot breath against your dick while you degrade me with it ?

HUX: It’s strange to see you admit in writing that you enjoy being degraded.

REN: hux cmon you fuck! you’re not funny!!

HUX: I wasn’t attempting to be. That was a sincere remark.

REN: you’re an asshole

HUX: What was that, Ren? You want my dick up your ass? All right, your choice is noted. Remain on the floor as you undress, and turn over onto your hands and knees, head down. Present yourself to your Emperor for inspection. I must assess, as usual, if you are worthy of my attention.

REN: okay okay good

REN: I’m taking off my tunic. Pants, gloves, boots, socks

HUX: Lower your chin as you expose your shameful nudity to your ruler, lowly subject.

REN: ok I lower my chin and peel off my shorts, wincing when the cloth rubs over my erection as it is exposed to you, very hard, wet at the tip, and also I have recently trimmed down there so my pubes are very orderly

HUX: Ren, fucking hell.

REN: what I know you like me to be well groomed

HUX: I hate the word ‘pubes,’ however! I can’t even believe I just had to type it!

REN: well I didn’t know that

HUX: Who doesn’t hate that word??

REN: I don’t know personally I think it’s kind of a funny word

HUX: Maybe to people like you who have a particularly juvenile sense of humor. Regardless, it is not arousing. Please move on. Describe your supplication.

REN: I’m bowing to you as I turn around, and I place my elbows on the cold floor of your throne room, scooting my knees apart and lifting my ass for your inspection, breathlessly awaiting your approval

HUX: You’re quite presumptuous, anticipating my approval.

REN: sorry, sir

HUX: Don’t speak to me, subject.

REN: wait am I me in this or just some random guy you rule over

HUX: You’re you, and also someone I rule over.

REN: ok. well I’m silent now, and as you stare down at me in cold appraisal my knees inch apart very slightly. my breath comes heavy, fogging the floor, my chest heaving even as I try to control my exhales

HUX: The heaviness of your breath is nothing compared to the weight of your cock as it throbs, untouched, between your widely spread thighs.

REN: balls too

HUX: What? You know I don’t like the word ‘balls.’

REN: fuck all your word rules, say something about my balls

HUX: Um, like what? Maybe you’d better take the responsibility for introducing your balls into this.

REN: introducing, what. like they weren’t already there??

HUX: I only meant introducing them to the narrative, of course they were always there.

REN: hux you are fucking terrible at this!!

HUX: Oh? Well, sorry to disappoint you. Goodnight, then.

REN: no no you’re good at it when you’re actually DOING it. just stop getting distracted and inspect my ass, emperor

HUX: How dare you fail to capitalize my title.

REN: can’t tell if you’re serious or if you’re back to doing the fantasy thing, Emperor Hux

HUX: I’ll give that ass of yours more than an inspection, you disobedient slut. I’m removing my belt now.

REN: my thighs begin to tremble

HUX: Calmly, soundlessly, I fold my belt in half, taking the two ends in my fist. I draw it slowly down over the crack of your ass. You suck in your breath and shiver a bit, head tucking in toward your chest as I continue to move my belt down over your heavy balls and flushed red cock, reaching the wet tip before moving the belt upward again, stained now with some of the fluid that pools and drips whorishly from the slit of your cock. I spread a film of this pathetic seed upward along the curve of your ass, until my belt has reached the small of your back.

REN: hell yeah

HUX: Ren.

REN: ?

HUX: YOUR TURN.

REN: wow all caps. ok

REN: you ask me if I know what happens to bad boys who don’t capitalize their ruler’s title properly. and if I think I deserve what’s coming to me

HUX: Now you’re putting words in my mouth?

REN: yeah. so put some in mine

HUX: Ha. All right.

HUX: In response to these uncharacteristically stupid questions that your Emperor has for some reason asked, you say you’re very sorry for being such a disappointment and begin weeping softly against the floor, flexing your ass upward, wanting the blows that will soon come almost as much as you want to feel my fingers pushing into you and readying you for my cock.

REN: don’t make me cry that’s dumb

HUX: Oh, please, it’s not exactly uncommon during sex.

REN: that was one time asshole

HUX: One time?? You have a selective memory, my friend.

REN: shut up and whip me

HUX: I ought to send you crawling out of my Presence with your cock hard and your face wet.

REN: no, sir, please

HUX: Two actual commas! For that, I grant your wish. The folded belt comes down hard across your waiting, upturned ass. You cry out in pain and gratitude, shoulders flinching.

REN: I wouldn’t really flinch but ok

HUX: Stop making me point out when it’s your turn. Go.

REN: after flinching that one time (and barely) I take my whipping very well and without making a sound or a move, my cock throbbing with each new blow, leaking onto your pristine floor

HUX: You would fantasize about dirtying my environs with your come, filthy boy.

REN: nnnh yeah and you grit your teeth and hit me harder for it, glowering down at me while I defile your throne room with this thread of puddling precome you’ve beaten out of me

HUX: When I grow bored with the exercise, perhaps sensing that you’re enjoying it a bit too much for my liking, I toss the belt aside and lower myself slowly into the most dignified squat possible, breathing evenly as I observe your trembling, breathless anticipation of what I will do next. Your ass is very red, crossed with stripes that will turn to bruises and make it painful to sit, but my brutalizing of it was perfectly measured, in the sense that I did not actually break the skin. I’ve already got the slime of your arousal on my floor. Spilling your blood there doesn’t interest me.

REN: the slime of your arousal

HUX: Fuck you, Ren.

REN: yeah please do

HUX: You’re unworthy. I can tell just by looking at your hole while you clench anxiously under my stare.

REN: why don’t you take a closer look, sir. you might like what you find

HUX: Well, now you’ve made me laugh, so I hope that was your intention.

REN: actually my intention was to get you to feel my hole to see if it’s suitable for your dick, your majesty

HUX: I’m not touching the hole of such a whorish, dirty boy without proper protection. I cross the room and retrieve my box of plastic gloves, along with a tube of lubricant.

REN: I listen to you putting on the glove, my ass stinging and sore and cock so hard as I wait for you to discover how incredibly tight I am. I can only hope you won’t realize I am an inexperienced youth who has never been touched by anyone but his Emperor

HUX: Don’t call yourself a youth, I’m not into that.

REN: I just meant that I’m younger than you, you fuck. you’re the one who calls me boy

HUX: (a) I do that for you, not for me, and; (b) it’s metaphorical, not literal. I’m not imagining you’re a boy. I’m simply reminding you that I know that, despite your age and size, you are a clumsy, sad little boy who needs my attention and discipline, and that you always will be.

REN: I prefer dirty and bad to clumsy and sad, ffr

HUX: What is ‘ffr?’

REN: for future reference

HUX: Of course. Anyway, let’s get on with it. I lower myself gracefully to the floor behind you, wearing my glove, the lubricant resting on the floor near your right foot. With my thumb and forefinger, I pry apart your reddened, sensitive ass cheeks and stare impassively at your apparent tightness.

REN: just say hole you said it once already

HUX: For some reason, you make an inane, insolent remark about my word choice. I give your hole a sharp flick in warning.

REN: yeah flick me again

HUX: No. Instead I swipe my finger across you very slowly, watching as you try to clench around this pressure against your now quite sensitive nerves. Your trembling intensifies, especially in your thickly muscled thighs.

REN: heh

HUX: Enough of these abbreviations! What is ‘heh?’

REN: it’s ‘heh’ like I’m laughing a little about how much you like my thighs

HUX: Shut up and say something hot.

REN: you’re so hard now aren’t you? are you lying on your stomach like I said? rolling your hips and dragging your aching dick against the mattress when i say something that makes you throb and wish so much that I was there to bury my tongue in your ass ?

HUX: If you were actually here I would have thrown you out of bed for being obnoxious some time ago. You’re really paying attention to your mission while all this is going on?

REN: yes, sir. the village square remains clear. my senses offer no indication of rebel activity here tonight

HUX: Fine. Continue.

REN: you put some lubricant on your gloved fingers and press against me with the tip of just one, testing. I feel so tight. your breath shortens as you push inside and imagine what this clenching heat will feel like against your bare cock. you think about just removing your finger, slicking your dick and shoving it into me right now, in one sharp thrust, no warning. you could do it. you can do anything you want to me. you are the emperor. anything you want is yours

HUX: That’s so true. I pet your back in appreciation for this sentiment as my finger slides in deeper, a second one joining it in due time, and I listen to the ragged push of your quickening breath as I fuck you very slowly with both fingers, making your skin seem to tighten all over with the need for more: faster, harder, deeper.

REN: nnh hux

HUX: Yes?

REN: give me permission to touch myself. in reality. through my pants at least. I’m so hard

HUX: Frankly, I’m shocked that you were actually waiting for my permission.

REN: please hux. I was good for you. I waited. let me touch it

HUX: No. You’re still on duty. You’re lucky I’m even letting you do this.

REN: i clench around your fingers and groan, begging

HUX: What are you begging for, boy?

REN: fuck me, sir. with your cock. I want to feel you filling me until it takes the breath from my lungs. please, sir, use me for your pleasure. show me how dirty i am, so dirty that your come belongs inside me

HUX: I continue fucking you slowly with two fingers, only grazing your prostate until I hear your breath catch, then relenting. So you think you’re a fit receptacle for the Emperor’s spent seed? You think you deserve to hold it inside you while you lie on the floor of his most sacred room, used and sticky, as he rises and moves to sit on his deserved throne and survey the wreck he has made of you?

REN: yes yes and you would watch your come leak from my ass while I lie there in worshipful silence, sorry that I couldn’t hold it all inside me after you’d finished with me

HUX: And what if I asked you to lick that mess up off my floor?

REN: anything, sir. gladly

HUX: We’re getting ahead of ourselves. As much as I enjoy the idea of your tongue cleaning the floor while more of my come rolls down over those thighs of yours-- I’m still seeking to determine whether this ass is worthy of my cock.

REN: what can I do to convince you

HUX: Hmm. Tell me how good it will feel. How well you would take it.

REN: I’ll take it so well, sir. you can fuck me as hard and as long as you want. i’m so tight for you, so ready. use me as your personal cock warmer for hours. anything. just fill me please

HUX: Are you touching yourself, Ren?

REN: no, sir

HUX: Do you swear to me?

REN: yes I swear. I want to though hux. am so hard

HUX: So hard just from the thought of being opened with my cock? Filled, used, left to clean up after what I’ve done to you while I watch? Your cock would still be hard, Ren, and untouched. You would still be so full while you leaned down, trembling and sore, to take that first lick of spilled come from my floor.

REN: when can i come back can i come back tomorrow

HUX: Excuse me? No. If this was all a ploy to try to get my blessing to wrap up the mission earlier, I’ll end you.

REN: it wasn’t anything like that but fuck there’s nothing going on here everything’s fine i told you before i even left

HUX: Your typing is getting worse, and your request is denied in full. Collect yourself. I have decided to fuck you. My fingers slide slowly from your well-worked hole.

REN: im so ready please hux

HUX: Are you begging me to fuck you or to allow you to come home early?

REN: ……..to fuck me

HUX: Well, then you’d better address me properly.

REN: please, sir. my Emperor. My Ruler, my Master, Your Excellence. I need you inside me

HUX: And why do you need that?

REN: because I’m a greedy slut

HUX: Try again.

REN: because I’m a bad, dirty boy who needs to be punished on your big dick

HUX: Wrong. Next.

REN: because??? I don’t know, fuck. you tell me

HUX: I lean over you, my pants opened now, cock freed and slicked. You feel it sliding against the crack of your raw, waiting ass as I place my arms alongside yours and bring my lips to your ear. Because you’re mine. I tell you this in a gruff whisper and you shiver when you feel the truth of it. You like feeling claimed, owned, obediently well-used. That’s why you need me inside you.

REN: damn who knew you were so romantic. not me!

HUX: You’re a piece of shit and I should leave you hanging and end this conversation right now.

REN: nah

HUX: How convincing. Goodbye.

REN: no no hux wait. I am yours. you’re right. you’re mine too but we won’t get into that right now

HUX: That’s fucking right we won’t. I lean back and shove into you with one brutal thrust that pushes a throaty, broken scream from your swollen lips as you throw your head back and take it, spasming around me, your breath heaving from you as you struggle to relax around the sudden intrusion. I grab your hair and push your head down again, to the floor.

REN: your cock burns inside me but it’s a good pain. you don’t let me catch my breath before you draw back and shove in again. this time I don’t make a sound, my hot cheek resting on the floor while my ass remains lifted for you

HUX: You’re incredibly tight and delightfully responsive, squeezing around me as if you can’t get enough, your attempt to remain quiet only lasting as long as it takes me to start truly fucking you in earnest, setting a blistering pace that leaves you gasping and moaning shamelessly, drooling onto the floor as you take it, both from your parted lips and the tip of your untouched dick.

REN: please let me touch it

HUX: In reality or in this fantasy?

REN: both

HUX: You may not touch yourself while under my command, on duty. However, within this daydream, I take pity on you when you begin to whimper with need, fucking yourself back onto me with everything you’ve got, the corners of your eyes growing wet as the pressure in your cock builds and builds and yet does not approach release. I tuck one arm securely across your chest as I lean onto your back, still fucking you in quick, hard snaps of my hips as I reach down with my other hand and take your shamefully thick, ridiculously long, painfully hard cock in my hot, tight grip.

REN: it’s not tight enough and i’M fucking your hand needing it so bad, begging

HUX: What does this begging sound like, exactly?

REN: please, sir, please let me come i need to come i promise i’ll clean it all up with my tongue when you’re finished with me, let me show you what a mess you’ve made of me

HUX: Oh, I can already see that. Try again.

REN: i’ll do anything for you, sir. I’ll be your slave forever.

HUX: Keep your pathetic offers of servitude. You are already eternally in my service. I have that guarantee from everyone in the galaxy. Show me something else.

REN: sir I need it i’m a filthy slut who has no self control please it hurts to hold back i need to fall apart you know how i am

HUX: I do know that. Okay, Ren. You can touch your treasonous cock. Discreetly, and don’t you dare take your eyes off the situation you’re monitoring while you pleasure yourself.

REN: thank you fou ryour

HUX: Huh?

REN: my hand slipped sorry. I came

HUX: In your pants? Already? Amazing.

REN: you’re still hard ?

HUX: Not technically.

REN: what

HUX: I finished a while ago. When I was picturing my come rolling down over your thighs while you cleaned my room.

REN: huh. why didn’t you tell me

HUX: Well, you didn’t ask, and also it’s really none of your business.

REN: none of my business what the hell. I’m the one who got you off. that makes it my business

HUX: Eh. I feel like I really did most of the heavy lifting. Are you sitting there now with your cock going soft and your shorts full of lukewarm come?

REN: it’s already pretty cold but yes

HUX: Good. Stay like that for the remainder of your shift. Dirtied by your Emperor. Sitting in a puddle of your own shameful lack of control.

REN: fine by me I’ve sat in worse

HUX: … That actually made me laugh, you should know.

REN: good it was meant to

HUX: Huh. Well. You’ll be back in two days.

REN: why can’t I just come back tomorrow. the situation is well under control

HUX: I don’t trust your judgment as much as you might like me to. You’re staying two more days.

REN: you fucking miss me though. I can tell

HUX: How.

REN: you used this channel to talk dirty with me for 12 scrolls worth of screen

HUX: That was simply for my own gratification. It was more enjoyable than I expected. That’s all.

REN: I’m more enjoyable than you expected. generally

HUX: Perhaps. Anyway, I’ll get back to my work now.

REN: ok. thanks for letting me come. sir.

HUX: Don’t make me regret it by doing anything stupid during the remainder of your shift.

REN: are you sure you can’t talk a little while longer

HUX: Talk about what? Isn’t your need of me satisfied by a single orgasm anymore?

REN: i don’t want another orgasm but no

HUX: What do you mean, ‘no?’

REN: never mind. bye

HUX: Yes, goodnight. Take care of my territory.

HUX: And yourself.

/end transmission