One two three, not only you and me.

by I_Am_Mentally_Stable_I_Think

Summary:

Azure never wants to see Two Time's face again.
Is that really true? Of course not.
He actually still likes the cultist. Fortunately, for him, 1x likes the cultist too.

Plot twist, they fuck.

Notes:

People. I need to tell ya'll something. If you go to my fanfic, which I tagged as trans 007n7 cause that's my headcanon. Please, do not tell me that's homophobia. Personally, a trans guy is still a guy. I'm saying this oh so respectfully, if both men identify as guys, it's gay. Let my man, n7 have a boi pussy dude. (I never thought I would catch myself saying that. But let me headcanon 007n7 as trans.) The only reason most of my fanfic has trans n7 doesn't mean much because n7 is one of the only forsaken characters I multi ship (Excluding Two Time, my precious)

Thank you very much for your time and enjoy this fanfic.

Two Time sat in the kitchen, alone. It was rather dark in the main cabins at this time. Having insomnia, the cultist found it hard to fall into the kind of sleep they’d enjoy. So they decided to brew themself some tea, sprinkling in a bit of nightshade for flavor. Two Time had developed some kind of immunity towards the flower, mostly because they were being dumb and eating the flowers. By the time they figured out it was poisonous, their body already built up some immunity towards it. (They liked the flavor of nightshades) Azure had always been immune because he worked closely with the flowers. Two Time loved watching Azure garden, back when they were both alive. Two Time’s tail curled around their own leg as they reminisced about their past with their ex-lover. Two Time doesn’t even know if they could call them “ex’s” since they never officially broke up. It was also kinda hard to break up with someone while they were in the middle of murdering you though. It was really impossible to tell. 

Just then, a round started. Two Time was in their pajamas, holding a cup of poisonous tea. How great. What a time to be alive. It seemed like the others were taken just as much off guard, falling onto the ground in their sleep wear. It was a good thing no one slept naked or Two Time thought everyone might’ve crashed out. It was too early for a round. None usually happened in the dead of night anyways. And from what they were seeing, it was 1x’s turn today to be the killer. Just their luck. One of the most hateful and ruthless killers was the one picked today. Two Time almost fell asleep standing up. Of course insomnia just magically turns off the moment you don’t want it too. Two Time downed the rest of the tea in one gulp and allowed the cup to shatter to the ground. Not like anyone’d care anyways. Plus, they didn’t want to run around with a cup in hand. 

Before the cultist could even take a step forwards, a hand reached out and grabbed their arm. Two Time turned their head to look at the culprit only to be met with red, glowing eyes. Their’s widened as they tried to yank their arm out of his grip on instinct. They didn’t need to fight too hard as 1x strangely just let them go, causing them to fall onto the hard ground. They looked up at the killer and he just seemed to look down upon them, Two Time didn’t know what to say or do or what he even wanted. Two Time Shakily stood up and looked at the killer. He was taller. Most of the killers were taller than them. Except Jason. They were practically the same height. Two Time was one of the tallest of the survivors though, which they prided themself in. Shedletsky and Guest were the only ones taller or same height. 

“Aren't you going too… kill me…?”

1x grunt, shifting his position and getting down on one knee. Two Time was still sitting, tail thumping lightly against the ground. The killer’s eyes seem to bore into the cultist, their hair standing on end. He grabbed their hair, yanking their head back to look at their face. Two Time grunted slightly, glaring up at the killer. Azure really wasn’t lying. His boyfriend was cute. 1x may have never seen it before due to the fact that he never cared to take any closer look than bashing their face in. The cultist would look cute covered in blood… 1x snapped back to reality at Two Time’s struggles. He loved when his prey fought back. How invigorating. 

“Relax,” The killer murmured, voice low with a rumble.

“Why aren't you… Y’know… Killing me? It’s kinda your job.”

He ignores the cultist’s question, “Azure talks about you a lot.”

“H-He does…?”

“Yeah. Talks about the times when you two used to date. He still loves you for some reason. Even after your betrayal. I don’t understand it…”

“Honestly, I don’t either,” Two Time begrudgingly admits. What did Azure find in them? They weren’t a good person and they weren’t overly good looking either. Why did Azure still love them?

“However… You’re cute. And you have a likable character. You genuinely care about your friends when you pretend not to and you take care of them in your own way. Nobody seems to notice you, which is honestly pretty sad. You deserve better.”

“You… noticed all that? How closely have you been watching?”

“Everything. I’m a pretty observant person. If I’m interested in something, I take a deeper look into it. And you sparked my interest. I didn’t understand but I guess I’m kind of learning. Azure isn’t wrong about you and he never lies to make you seem better than how you actually are. That’s what I like about your boyfriend. He doesn’t lie.”

1x grabbed the cultist’s arm and suddenly the round ended. That was weird. Two Time could’ve sworn that it was nowhere near three minutes for the round to end. That was… awfully quick. They only noticed something was terribly wrong when they were still face to face with the creation of hatred. They widened their eyes. As far as they could tell, they were in the killer’s cabins. A few of them were lounging around and raised an eyebrow at the cultist’s intrusion. 1x seemed equally as surprised to still see the survivor in front of him. John Doe looked up and stared at the two. 1x realized that Two Time really shouldn’t stand still in the middle of the main cabin so he grabbed the cultist’s arm and started dragging them over to the door, making it to Azure’s cabin. 1x slammed open the door, startling the ex-cultist. 

“1x, what the he-” Azure paused when he turned around, “Is that Two Time?”

“Who else would they be?”

“Why are they here??”

“I don’t really know. They’re just here. Teleported in with me instead of the survivor’s cabin. I don’t know what happened from now till then.”

“Take them somewhere else then. I don’t want to see their stupid face.”

The two killers bickered somewhat. To be honest, it hurt to hear that Azure didn’t want to see them. Maybe they just couldn’t stand the thought of not being the one Azure would choose. They missed him. They missed the old times and how close they used to be. Two Time knew they didn’t deserve him. They never did. They didn’t want to deal with this right now. So they ran out the cabin doors and into the woods despite the shouts behind them. Their chest felt tight, like something was scratching to come out like a wave of emotions Two Time really wasn’t ready to deal with. 

Their running came to an abrupt stop when they tripped over a log they failed to see, buried in the ground. Two Time hissed in pain, their leg scratched up. Some rocks were embedded lightly in the skin, causing the cultist to grimace. This was all going terribly. This wasn’t how they wanted their first conversation with Azure to go and now they screwed it all up. The cultist couldn’t help but cry. They were too caught up in berating themself that they couldn’t hear Azure and 1x come up behind them. 

“Hey,” 1x muttered.

Two Time quickly wiped the tears off their face, huffing, “What do you want.”

“Sorry.”

“You’re… not one for apologies. So… why…?”

“Because it was the right thing to do. Azure shouldn’t have said those things while you’re in the room no less. Isn’t that right?”

Azure elbowed the other killer in the side, “Yeah. I’m sorry, Time. You think you could forgive me.”

Two Time sighed, “How could I not.”

“Come give me a hug then.”

Two Time slowly got up and nearly tackled Azure over. The killer huffed, putting the cultist gently on the ground, “Don’t do that. Your leg is injured!”

“It’s just a scratch-”

“Back to the cabin. Now .”

That was an order that Two Time knew that they couldn’t disobey. If they did, they would possibly be punished by their ex-lover in one way or another. So they followed the two back to the cabins. This time they entered 1x’s cabin. It looked like the latter was the only one who carried a medkit in their room. And they didn’t feel like going to the main cabin to get one. The feeling of all the killer’s eyes on them is unnerving. Fortunately, Azure patched up their leg pretty well. It made sense. Being a gardener is bound to get you hurt one way or another. Like thorns or rabid animals. 

“Thanks… Azure.”

“No problem, my nightshade.”

Two Time can’t remember the last time Azure used that nickname for them. Maybe there was a way to rekindle their relationship after all. Even if they don’t become lovers again, Two Time could settle as just a friend. It made them almost want to cry again. It also made a light happy feeling in their chest arise. Azure always made them feel this way. They used to think this feeling was some kind of weakness. After so much time away from Azure, they realized it was never a weakness.Azure made them a better person. When the killer pulled Two TIme into a side hug on the bed, the cultist leaned against him and let out a long drawn sigh. Today’s been a long day. They missed Azure so dearly that they would be willing to die in his place in order to save him. 

1x sat on the other side of TwoTime. He patted the survivor on the back in a gesture of comfort. It worked. Two Time felt more comfortable in the hands of the two killers. How ironic. Azure hummed and kissed the cultist on the forehead. Unused to the amount of physical intimacy they’re receiving, their face blew up in a shade of pink, eye wide. Azure was amused, glancing down at Two Time’s obvious embarrassment. 1x kissed the cultist’s neck, eyes glancing up in amusement. Both the killers were now crowding in Two Time’s space and they didn’t really know how to feel about that, squeaking when Azure placed a small kiss on the corner of their mouth. Both the killers’ eyes lidded, staring uncomfortably at the cultist. 

Azure leaned in, hugging them close to his body, “Can I?”

Two Time licked their lips before nodding. 1x continued leaving small kisses on their neck, trailing down their collar. Azure slipped their pants off, chucking it across the room before doing the same to the tank top they were wearing. The killers had the time to admire their body, full of old scars that have long healed since. Two Time sighed when Azure had kissed them. The cultist grabbed at his shoulders to steady themself. Two Time took the initiative to chuck off the last bit of their clothing. 

“While you have the energy, you think you could ride me?” 1x rumbled.

“Hah. Why not?”

The last time the cultist did anything intimate was the week before they killed Azure. That was a while ago. They didn’t know how good or bad they had gotten since then but it felt too good to be surrounded by people who still thought you were beautiful despite all the scars littering their broken body. The cultist straddled the killer’s waist, Azure watching from beside them as 1x laid across the bed. God. This was embarrassing. They could already feel their face going red, reaching the top of their neck. 

“Aw? Is someone embarrassed? I can help you,” 1x muttered before taking the cultist’s cock in his hand, slowly stroking up and down. The killer grinned, seeing Two Time twitch and writhe in his grip, trying so hard not to struggle too much. How cute. 

Azure leaned his chest up against the cultist’s back, kissing the back of their neck and the tips of their ears. Two Time was so caught up in the sensation of hands running along them that they barely noticed when 1x had lifted them up and sat them on his cock. Azure took the initiative to take the cultist’s length into his hand instead, slowly running up to the tip and back down. Two Time bucked into his grip, gasping, feeling the sensation crawl up their back. They were close. When Azure abruptly stopped his movements, Two Time let out a long drawn out whine, unable to take back how needy they sounded. The killers grinned down at the poor guy stuck in between them. 

“Ride me, sweet thing,” The embodiment of hatred muttered.

Two Time’s body responded almost immediately, rising up on shaky legs to drop back down harshly. It took the cultist a few tries to get the rhythm and motion right so that they’re both enjoying it. The survivor panted, already fatigued within a few more thrusts. The killer felt bad and decided that he should start playing a more active role, grabbing the cultist by the hips and bouncing them up and down onto his length. They both groaned and moaned. 1x leaned in and took a bite out of the cultist’s shoulder, leaving the bite which was starting to well up with blood. Azure bit down on the other side, licking his lips and grabbing their hair. Azure roughly pulled their head back and looked down at them. He kissed them slowly, which made Two Time remember just how much they missed him. Of course, 1x was a nice addition to their relationship so Two Time wouldn’t complain. 

“Aw. You didn’t get to cum, my precious Nightshade?”

Two Time hadn’t realized 1x had cum until they felt something thick and sticky starting to drip out around the killer’s cock and run down their leg. Two Time grimaced at that before remembering they were… extremely hard. They hadn't remembered until Azure mentioned it. They let out a reluctant whimper, looking up at Azure. Azure smiled almost kindly. When had he shedded his clothes, Two Time couldn’t recall. Azure leaned in, pulling the cultist onto all fours on the cold cabin floors. Two Time looked up and Azure was already upon them, their back touching his chest. Two Time’s hair was slightly longer, reaching past their shoulders. Azure took full advantage of this and fisted their hair, pulling their head to the side roughly to kiss their neck. Two Time could only wish that Azure was in them or they swore they were going to riot soon.

“You ready, precious?” Azure muttered, kissing them on the lips. Two Time could only nod and huff out their frustration at Azure’s stalling. 1x knelt down in front of them. Two Time knew immediately what to do and took the killer’s cock into their mouth. 

Azure took his fingers into his own mouth and slicked them up before gently thrusting them into the survivor below him. It started out with one finger before it quickly became two and then three. 1x huffed, rocking back and forth into Two Time’s mouth as they tried their best to please the killer. Azure deemed the cultist prepared enough before he replaced his fingers with the tip of his cock, already leaking precum. Two Time tried their best to relax their stomach and allowed the killer to slowly and gently push into the cultist. It took them a few minutes before he was able to successfully hilt. He paused for a second, letting Two Time get used to it from not being in an intimate relationship for so long.

Two Time was still bobbing up and down on 1x’s cock, hoping to get him closer to the edge. The killer was good at keeping his emotions in check so Two Time really couldn’t tell if their efforts were pleasing the killer or not. Azure had started rocking back and forth within the cultist before picking up speed really fast. Azure reached an arm around to stroke at the cultist’s cock. Two Time’s hips stuttered and they paused for a second, feeling too much and too little all at once. They were getting kind of overwhelmed but they wanted to keep going. They wanted to be good. 1x grabbed their hair and started fucking their face at a quick pace while Azure moved to match his speed. When both of the killer’s hips stuttered, they felt warmth flood into them.

Two Time tried their best to gulp down all the cum they could. Unfortunately, they were unsuccessful and cum drizzled from the corner of their mouth, splattering onto the cabin floors. Azure and 1x relaxing into Two Time. Azure started jerking the cultist off quickly, wishing to get them off before he started cleaning up. It took only a few strokes before Two Time was cumming hard into the killer’s hand. Azure pulled his hand back and slowly licked off the cum, pulling out of the cultist and seeing him cum slowly drip out of their opening in fat globs. 1x pulled out as well and, without anyone or anything holding them up, they fell onto their side. Two Time was too far into bliss to understand anything much. 

“Rest, Azu. With Two Time. I’ll clean you guys up.”

Azure nodded, turning to the nearly passed out cultist, “Hey, my precious Nightshade… Come here. Let’s get some rest, darling.”

Two Time slowly, nodded, too tired to do anything else. Their muscles creaked angrily as the killer picked them up. Every single muscle spasmed and tightened. They were too tired and already ready to sleep the day away. 1x came, seeing the two already in bed, wrapped in each other’s arms. The killer smiled softly and cleaned up the cum that got onto the cabin floors as well as cleaning each person themself. They will take a shower tomorrow anyway. The killer cleaned them off as well as they could. The bedsheets were still slightly filthy but he’d wait until tomorrow to wash them as well. He just allowed himself to slip in beside the cultist and wrap his arms around them, falling asleep softly. 

---

Two Time woke up in their own cabin, assuming that it had all just been a really detailed wet dream. That kind of disappointed them. However, when they stood up, they almost immediately fell from how weak their legs were. Perhaps that wasn’t a dream. Just how long were they out. Two Time had no time to ask before their legs were already carrying them out of their cabin into the main cabin. When they entered, all eyes immediately fell onto them. Two Time was confused. Why were they all staring at them like they just committed some kind of felony?

“What are you all looking at?”

Shedletsky smirked, “You look like you’ve been mauled by a bear, buddy. You’ve got a large bite mark on your neck! Two even. Where did you go anyways?”

“What?” Two Time felt at the bite marks that were still present. The indents gave away the truth that the cultist so desperately wanted to hide at this time.

“You’ve been missing for a day and a half…” Elliot chimed in, arm wrapped around 007n7’s shoulder.

Two Time looked nearly bewildered, “Did I miss some kind of chapter here? Since when were you two buddies?”

Elliot laughed, “We’ve always been this way.”

“I’m being gaslighted. I’m not believing any of you motherfuckers for a second. Now, without further ado, my ass hurts so I’m going to go inside my cabin and sleep the rest of the day away, thank you very much.”

Chance barked out laughing as Two Time slammed the door open and stormed back to their cabin, “You think they noticed that their dagger was missing?”

“Nope-”

Suddenly a scream rang out, “CHANCE!”

Notes:

The beginning notes is not to offend anyone. Please just click off if you don't enjoy the contents.

Anyways. I like chickenburger. Probably gonna do pizzachickenburger next lol. (Why are they all foods? yum)