Chatfics are GOATED 🔥🔥🔥

by RosyCoral

Summary:

no chatfics?? fear not! i have the attention span of a 5 year old!! i will supply!!

or

chatfics are the funniest thing on earth and this fandom deserves one

Notes:

for those who know:
🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭

Chapter 1

Michael → Cassandra 

5:40 PM

France Isn’t Real: cass

France Isn’t Real: cassie

France Isn’t Real: cassiiiee

France Isn’t Real: answer ur phone

France Isn’t Real: its important

 

Fried Eggs: WHat

Fried Eggs: I was studying

Fried Eggs: *studying

 

France Isn’t Real: im gonna make a gc

 

Fried Eggs: …Is that seriously what you stopped me from studying for

 

France Isn’t Real: yus :3

 

Fried Eggs: keys 

Fried Eggs: keys

Fried Eggs: keys

Fried Eggs: keys

 

France Isn’t Real: alr ♥️

 

Fried Eggs: You wont see the huzz in hell

 

France Isn't Real: NOOOOOO

France Isn’t Real: *sent image*

 

Fried Eggs: Is that ash baby

 

France Isn’t Real: <(v,v)>

 

Michael +4 others 

5:47 PM

 

Michael added Dean

Michael added Lia

Michael added Cassie

Michael added Sloane

 

Dean: Get me out.

Dean: How do I leave.

Michael changed Dean’s name to Midwest Princess

 

Midwest Princess: SKSKSKSKK CHANGE IT BACK

 

Michael: bottom behavior lmao

 

Lia: p-p-p-p-princess mention?? 

Lia: chappel roan reff?? 

 

Michael: alr pack it up skittle squad

 

Cassie changed the group name to Skittle Squad

 

Michael: amazing work! 

 

Cassie: Thank yew

 

Sloane: The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess Is The Most Listened To Chappel Roan Album And The Most Listened To Song Has 856,591,571 Streams!

 

Cassie: Why do you text like that

 

Sloane: I Believe Everything Deserves To Be Equal :)

 

Lia changed Sloane’s name to Purest Lifeform

 

Midwest Princess: Why does she get the good name?

 

Michael: bcs ur a jerk >:(

 

Lia: he wants you

 

Michael: HWAT

 

Cassie: Can confirm

Cassie: He comes to my room and gushes about your accent for thirty minutes 

 

Michael:  L I E S

Midwest Princess: Is that why my name has princess in it?

 

Michael: no

 

Lia: yes

 

Michael: fuck you

 

Michael changed Lia’s name to LeeLeeLeeLesbian

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: im fine with this 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: cassie and sloane have you listened to subway yet

 

Cassie: no :(

 

Purest Lifeform: No.

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: i can’t believe this… my own friends… betraying me… at LEAST one of you guys have seen kdh right

 

Michael: yus omg it was so good

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: AHHH IKR

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: which one’s your favorite

 

Michael: abby 😍

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: boykissr spotted

 

Cassie: Boykissr

 

Purest Lifeform: Boykissr.

 

Sloane changed Michael’s name to boykissr

 

Midwest Princess: Boykissr

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: you WANT him to be a boykissr

 

Midwest Princess: No I don’t. I’m happy with whatever Michael is or will choose to be.

 

Cassie: You broke him

Cassie: The kind words of The Huzz made him put his phone down and a single tear rolled down his cheek

 

Midwest Princess: Fuck.

Midwest Princess: Should I come over?

 

Cassie: Yuh

Cassie: Tell him you’ll love him forever while he traumadumps about his horrible childhood 

Cassie: Scratch that have a bonding moment

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: DONT YOU DARE

 

Cassie: Cradle him in your arms

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: STOP QUOTING VOLTRON

 

Cassie: No <3

Cassie: Klance is canon king

 

Lia changed Cassie’s name to Klance enjoyer

 

Klance enjoyer: Yippee!!!

Klance enjoyer: I have all of dirty laundry printed out

 

boykissr: dean said bobby is a dilf

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: he lowkey kinda is tho

 

Midwest Princess: He’s ignoring the fact that he’s sobbing uncontrollably.

 

Purest Lifeform: Cassie, Why Do You Have The Most Popular Klance Fanfiction Printed Out?

 

Klance enjoyer: Because, bestie, its not on ao3 anymore and i cant find it anywhere else

 

boykissr: can relate

boykissr: i have cookie run fanfiction downloaded on my ipad 

 

Midwest Princess: You play Cookie Run?

 

boykissr: religiously ♥️

 

Midwest Princess: Wow. What a life.

 

boykissr: SILENCE THOT

boykissr: LET me be addicted to toxic cookie yaoi and smoking weed 💔

 

Midwest Princess: You’re addicted to what??

 

boykissr: siigghhh 

boykissr: its shadowvanilla and firewind vro

boykissr: or shadow milk x pure vanilla and fire spirit x wind archer

 

 LeeLeeLeeLesbian: and to your left you see a gay boy, thirsty for his best friend and complicated relationships that make him feel better about himself

 

Midwest Princess: Hm… How… Pinteresting! 

 

boykissr: HWO TOOK DEANS PHONE

boykissr: CASSIE

Klance enjoyer: I’m getting chased down by my adoptive brother and his emo boyfriend

Klance enjoyer: what a wild life I lead

Klance enjoyer: DUCKING FLAPJACK PANCAKE

boykissr: bcs of ur sins deans staying over

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: ASDFGHJKL CAN I COME TOO

 

Purest Lifeform: Me Too!

 

Boykissr: alr

Skittle Squad 

3:22 AM

 

Midwest Princess: I’m stuck.

Midwest Princess: Guys.

Midwest Princess: Guys please.

 

Klance enjoyer: nuh uh you know what they say about 3 am

Klance enjoyer: I aint risking that biscuit

 

Midwest Princess: CASSANDRA HOBBS THIS IS MY LIFE 

Midwest Princess: COME RISK THIS BISCUIT RIGHT NOW

 

Klance enjoyer: fine im coming

Skittle Squad

2:00 PM

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: i have a test next block and the teacher i aid for is giving me so much work 💔

 

Midwest Princess: Isn’t that your job, though?

Midwest Princess: Plus, we told you to study, Lia.

Midwest Princess: Stop being chronically online

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: chillax i only have like 12 hours on this device

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: sloane has 40+ hours daily

 

Midwest Princess: WHAT

 

Purest Lifeform: When Did I Let You Use My Devices?

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: shhhhh~

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: cassie can you call and be my audiobook

 

Klance enjoyer: Sure im just in research

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: yuss thanks pookie

 

boykissr: wait add me i didnt study either

 

Klance enjoyer: Im telling Nonna 

Klance enjoyer: But foine

 

boykissr: whoops!

boykissr: chat how cooked am i 

 

Purest Lifeform: I’m Sure You Would Make Delicious Well-Done Meat.

 

Midwest Princess: We aren’t seeing you tomorrow

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: she’s lying lol your fine

Michael → Dean

4:56 PM

sucre: dude r u joining the drama club w me and cass

 

TallBlondAndGorgeous: Only if you join my speech and debate club.

 

sucre: bet

sucre: what did u say sucre meant again

 

TallBlondAndGorgeous: Don’t worry about it.

 

sucre: alr

 

Michael → Cassandra

5:00 PM

France Isn’t Real: i convinced him to join 😼

France Isn’t Real: but i have to join speech and debate 

 

Fried Eggs: Yuss

Fried Eggs: plus you get to spend quality time with The Huzz

 

France Isn’t Real: ASDFGHJKL

 

Fried Eggs: Bottom behaviour who?

 

France Isn’t Real: sybau 💔

 

Fried Eggs: “Don’t call me pookie im gangsta” attitude

Skittle Squad

7:03 AM

boykissr: yall my cousin goes to this school 

boykissr: *Sent picture*

 

Purest Lifeform: Your Cousin Is Gorgeous.

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: what in the yuri

 

boykissr: haha runs in the fam amirite

 

Purest Lifeform: I Don’t Know, You’d Have To Ask Dean.

 

boykissr: HELP WHAT 

 

Purest Lifeform: Please Use Proper Speech With Me Right Now, It's Too Early For This.

 

boykissr: damn sloane who took ur coffee

 

Purest Lifeform: It’s Incredibly Unlikely For You To Die After Getting Neutered

 

boykissr: 😨

boykissr: im scared

Chapter 2

Notes:

yall
i read Wicked
like the book yk
GELPHIE IS REAL IM NOT INSANE THEY KISSED THE YURI IS TOO DOOMED
i literally started rocking back and forth and whispering "im real im valid its ok" during jouranism

 

Celine → Michael

7:35 PM

delaCUNT: bonjore hoe

delaCUNT: who’s your small friend >:3

 

kookie rum: LMAO

kookie rum: its Sloane 

kookie rum: shes a sweetheart lol

 

delaCUNT: PLEASE let us meet 💔

delaCUNT: shes the fine shit

 

kookie rum: shore

kookie rum: ima add u to the gc

 

Skittle Squad

7:59 PM

 

boykissr: alohamora gamg

 

Dean: That's… Not what alohamora is…

 

boykissr: shut ur yap 

boykissr: i have big news!!!

boykissr: im adding my cousin 

 

Purest Lifeform: WHAT

Michael added Celine

Purest Lifeform: DON’T DO IT YET I HAVEN’T VENTED ABOUT HOW PRETTY SHE IS!

 

Celine: whatcha guys talkin about :)

 

Klance enjoyer: uhhh Laufey and her new album

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: she’s so fine i fear 🥀

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: her songs are fire 

 

Celine: oh hell yes 

Celine: i LOVE lover girl its so good

Boykisser: guys introduce urself dont be rude >:(

Boykissr: im michael, ur wonderful awesome cousin

 

Klance enjoyer: Im cassie! My family adopted michael after his whole dad situation 

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: im lia and im good at lying 

 

Purest Lifeform: I’m Sloane! I’m The Team’s “Supercomputer”.

 

Midwest Princess: And I’m Dean, who is NOT a cowboy. 

 

Lia → Celine

8:08 PM

Lia: me and cassie have a bet going on that michael likes dean 

Lia: can you say “wait you mean michael’s dean” or something along that line

Lia: you can put money in the betting pool

 

Celine: alr bestie i gochu 

 

Skittle Squad

 

Celine:  pp p p princess???

Celine: chappel roan reff??

 

boykissr: ….that is scarily the exact same thing lia said

boykissr: like

boykissr: word for word

 

Celine: lmao thats funny

Celine: wait dean what

 

Midwest Princess: ….Redding

 

Celine: OH YOUR -THAT- DEAN
Celine: LMAOOO

 

boykissr: this better not be going where i think its going

 

Celine: MICHAEL TALKS ABOUT YOU
Celine: “ohh my godd celine you dont get it”

Celine: “you need to SEE him”

 

boykissr: I SWEAR THIS ISNT TRUE
boykissr: I NEVER TALK ABOUT YOU TO HER

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: ^^^^ implies that you talk to him about someone else 

 

boykissr: y o u 

boykissr: stop indoctrinating my cousin 

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: whatever do you mean, dearest michael :)

 

boykissr: die

 

Lia +2 others

We Bid At Midnight

8:14 PM

 

Lia: i wasn’t kidding about the betting pool btw

 

Celine: LMAOO

 

Cassie: I thnk that it’ll be like a “dean woke up nin the middle of the night when we’re having a sleepover and ~coincidentally~ michael is also awake so then they do the gay thing of Staring Into Each Other's Eyes Without Moving for a but then one of them finally makes a move and kisses the other” type situation

 

Celine: i see ur classic Midnight Yearning and i raise the Mid Argument “Why are you always doing stuff like this to me?!” “Because I love you!” confession

 

Lia: oh yeah? well i see a song of past romance

 

Cassie: epic reference!??!?

 

Lia: yus >:3

Lia: we should all watch one of them again lol

Lia: we as in me an you amd celine

 

Celine: WAIT I CAN COME :OOO

 

Lia: ofc 😼

Skittle Squad

4:10 AM

 

Celine: whY IS CASSIE’S SISTER LOOKING AT ME WHILE CHOPPNIG A CARROT
Celine: LIKE SHE WONT BREAK EYECONTACT

Celine: IM SCARED 

 

boykissr: lol its fine 

boykissr: she just does that sometimes

boykissr: just has a rly tragic backstory that we wont get into rn 

 

Celine: alr 

Celine: im still intimidated though

Celine: how am i scared of a 5 year old

 

Midwest Princess: I think the real question is why you’re both awake at this hour.

 

Celine: whats sleep :3

 

Midwest Princess: ….

Dean changed Celine’s name to 15Coffeecups

15Coffeecups: accurate

Celine → Michael

4:17 AM

delaCUNT: your boyfriend is so fun 

 

Kookie rum: i swEAR hes not my bf

 

delaCUNT: yeah haha i know

delaCUNT: he is hella hot though

delaCUNT: what do you have him as on your phone

 

Kookie rum:...tallblondandgorgeous

 

delaCUNT: i was just kidding about the boyfriend thing but you are NOT beating the allegations

 

Kookie rum: WHAT

Kookie rum: i swar im not a man liker

Kookie rum: the fact i like conan gray has nthg to do with ts

 

delaCUNT: BITCH????

delaCUNT: THATS GAY MUSIC???

 

Kookie rum: ALR GIRL IN RED

delaCUNT: this is why your adopted

 

Kookie rum: this is why ur mom cheated on ur dad

delaCUNT: shut the fuck up

 

Kookie rum: lines? crossed.

 

delaCUNT: day? ruined.

 

Kookie run: hotel? trivago.

 

delaCUNT: bitches? none.

 

Kookie rum: aaall right im done sorry

 

Notes:

yayy im so happy you guys like this even though i was just screwing around
its insane how many kudos i got in just uhhh like 6 days

Chapter 3

Notes:

ive only read up to hawthorn legacy so shush
im adding avery soon because i thought it would be really freaking funny
and why not do whatever i just decided to do
xander is my favourite so far he's so blueberry scone

ALMOST FORGOT
MAKING A PERSONAL CALLOUT
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE DONT KYS
SORRY FOR CALLING YOU A BOT

Skittle Squad

4:89

 

Klance enjoyer: just been informed that a knife is like a wand

Klance enjoyer: i think its because im really freaking sick right now

 

Midwest Princess: Cassie no

 

Klance enjoyer: cassie yes

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: meet me in the denny’s parking lot for a wizards duel

 

Klance enjoyer: BET

Klance enjoyer: would you like fries with that?

 

Purest Lifeform: Why Would You Get Fries At A Denny’s?

 

15Coffeecups: NO SHE DOESNT MEAN IT LITERALLY SHE’S QUOTING THE TITLE OF KLANCE FANFICTION

Klance enjoyer: YES
Klance enjoyer: lia this is what we could've been 

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: we???? still?? are???

 

Klance enjoyer: ok yeah but im gonna make you read all my favourites 

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: sigghhh

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: how many words

 

Klance enjoyer: uh

Klance enjoyer: maybe you dont wanna know

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: tbh just send me the links 

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: WHAT THE FUCK 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: WHY DO I HAVE 50 MESSAGES FROM YOU 

 

Klance enjoyer: this is who you’re gonna marry

Klance enjoyer: study up 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: DONT YOU DARE MAKE ME READ ALL OF THIS
LeeLeeLeeLesbian: the first one has. 215. THOUSAND. WORDS.

 

Klance enjoyer: you can read them out of order!!!

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: im gonna die 😭

 

boykissr: no u wont!! I survived :)

boykissr: but for exchange she read all of my favorites too

 

Klance enjoyer: honey im home broke me

Klance enjoyer: but jambound? Dont even bring it UP 

Klance enjoyer: I LOVED IT

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: were you paid to say that

 

Klance enjoyer: help

Klance enjoyer: im not safe at home

 

boykissr: wdym! yes you are, silly!

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: ok im scared too now

 

Klance enjoyer: but i truely did love it 

 

Midwest Princess: What’s a Jambound?

 

boykissr: BLOCKED

Midwest Princess: This isn’t the first time this has happened, unsurprisingly.

Midwest Princess: Siigghhh

 

15Coffeecups: never thought id live to see the day dean sigh over text

 

Midwest Princess: Michael unblock me.

 

boykissr: NO

boykissr: ATTONE FOR YOUR SINS

 

Midwest Princess: Tell me what attoned means right now or unblock me

 

boykissr: perish

 

Klance enjoyer: KYUP I WAS SICK AUHGHOIHUSA

Klance enjoyer: im going to die

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: im coming i suppose

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: but its like 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: 4 am so im passing by mcdonalds first

 

Klance enjoyer: YESSSS

Klance enjoyer: pick me up tho i wanna order

Klance enjoyer: its rly specific
Klance enjoyer: come in though the window or smth

Klance enjoyer: my family is sleeping and there's a tree you can climb 

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: alright

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: nothing creates more bliss that screeching space girl and gnarly at 5 am with exactly 0 other cars around

 

15Coffeecups: GAY SONGS SPOTTED

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: we met a baddie

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: she says her name is avery and she lowkey looks familiar

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: holdup im asking her last name

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: FUCKING HELL 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: so you know how that girl who used to go to our school moved away and went to pretty much beverly hills

 

15Coffeecups: NO WAY 

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: YES WAY

 

Klance enjoyer: will this interfere with my mcdonalds

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: no

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian:im chatting her up >:3

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: apparently she moved back into the school

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: she’s doing math things

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: analytical science? 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: something to do with an arbituary

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: we got her number by saying “hey do you wanna join our polyamorous relationship?” 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: we are… not in a polyamorus relationship.

 

Klance enjoyer: I GOT MY FRIES IM SO HAPPY

Klance enjoyer: ok yeah hot girl but FRIES 

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: cassie would you enter a poly relationship with me and avery

 

Klance enjoyer: do i get fries

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: yes

 

Klance enjoyer: do we get to make fun of the boyfriends webtoon because of its poor representation of the lgbtq community

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: yes

 

Klance enjoyer: okay!

 

boykissr: what the FUCK
boykissr: aint NO WAY its that easy to pull 

 

Midwest Princess: Yes it is?

 

boykissr: u dont count 

boykissr: ure drop dead gorjus

boykissr: gorgus

boykissr: EXTREMELY PRETTY ITS NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR

 

Purest Lifeform: Don’t Worry Michael, It’s Only Dean And Lia. The Rest Of Us Are Roughly Average.

 

boykissr: thaNK u sloane

boykissr: ur my only true friend here

 

Midwest Princess: Bitch??? I did not contribute days of my life to being there for you/each other and working though tons of things together to not be called your Best Friend???

 

boykissr: alr sorry pookie :(

boykissr: at least we tie during rainbow road

boykissr: whenever we’re not playing against sloane

 

Purest Lifeform: I’m Amazing At Rainbow Road And You All Need To Practice More To Match My Brilliance.

 

15Coffeecups: ive never played mario kart 

 

boykissr: dont u dare challenge hre

boykissr: cause then we aLL have to race and i dont want to be dragged thru the mud again

 

Purest Lifeform: Too Late! I Accept Your Challenge. Brush Up Before I Come Over In 2 Days :)

 

Midwest Princess: FUCK

 

boykissr: FUCK

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: FUCK

 

Klance enjoyer: FLIP

 

boykissr: we’re cooked

Notes:

m m m mE EM mmm eE me when mE wh EH ehn HWIF E
my girlfriend said she was reading this :3

these are the fanfics mentioned btw (10/10 would reccomend every single one)

Would You Like Fries With That? by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee (mentioned when cassie said "would you like fries with that?")

Bright Eyes by amycoolz, SylWritesStuff (mentioned when lia said "the first one has. 215. THOUSAND.WORDS.")

Honey I'm Home by Honeydew354 (mentioned when cassie said "honey im home broke me")

Jambound by anonymous (mentioned when cassie said "but jambound? Dont even bring that UP")

Chapter 4: rnabow road but like before they actually do it

Notes:

like half of these things have actually happened to me and i'll let you decide which ones
anyways! durring cassies paragraph i was just. *casually looks up synonyms for really*

Michael → Sloane

6:33 PM

 

#0007: can u rp with me in wc

 

#0054: Yes, Of Course! 

#0054: Which Original Character Do You Want To Use?

 

#0007: carlin ofc

#0007: shes so pookie

 

#0054:...Remember That We Got Bulled Off 3 Servers For Having A Non-Warrior Cats Name Last Time?

 

#0007: they were haters

#0007: lets just try one more time and then go with firefly

 

#0054: Alright.

 

#0007: yippee!!!

#0007: well that went horribly.

 

#0054: People Really Hate When A Name Doesn’t Strictly Follow Canon, Huh?

#0054: Are You Exited For Tomorrow? 

 

#0007: NO 

#0007: we need to put a handicap on u

#0007: like we need to blindfold u so u cant see

 

#0054: I’ll Still Beat You :)

Skittle Squad

7:48 PM

 

Klance enjoyer: someone started shouting “KNOTTING” in the hallway between passing period and i got flashbacks to when my cousin and me were 13 and she asked me what the fuck omegaverse was because my friend wanted an ao3 account for bl abo exclusively and i was telling her about it

 

boykissr: …that has so much to unpack 

boykissr: fiRSTLY

boykissr:  why did ur friend exclusively want to read abo bl 

boykissr: seCONDLY

boykissr:  why was ur cousin 13 and still not knowing of omegaverse

boykissr: thIRDLY

 

Midwest princess: **Tersiery 

 

boykissr: did u go in depth orrrrr

 

Klance enjoyer: well my friend was Deep into being a bottom first of all. And he was really bi at the time and super obvious that he liked men. My cousin was hella innocent at the time but idk shit be like that. Yes i ddi go into depth and after like half an hour i was done and then she explained fnaf lore to me as compensation

Klance enjoyer: she was absent for the rest of the week though

 

Purest Lifeform: Hey Guys! Are You All Exited?

 

Boykissr:  NO NO NO NO DIE DIE DIE DIE DIED IDE

 

Midwest princess: I haven’t done this in a long time..

OH FATHER OH LORD OH SAVIOR SATAN TAKE BACK YOUR DEMON FROM ITS DEPTHS
LET US PLAY MARIO KART IN PEACE

LeeLeeLeeLesbian:
*sent image

*sent image*

*sent image*

*sent image*

im just gonna keep throwing crosses at you

might throw in a blue shell

 

Purest Lifeform: You’re Always Too Close To The Front To Get A Blue Shell. And I’m Always Too Ahead Of Everybody For A Red Shell To Matter That Much.

 

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: i think i might actually die

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: it’l’ be your fault

LeeLeeLeeLesbian: survivors guilt, all that bs

 

15Coffeecups: chillax we just need to kill god

Notes:

<(V,V)>
do the cha cha slide or smth
be free of mortal chains
its almost friday and you can feel the whimsy

anyways! durring cassies paragraph i was just. *casually looks up synonyms for really*

Notes:

i believe in brainrotted michael supremacy