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Matt
@everyone
We keep jokign about fucking each other, Dose anyone want to fuck forreal?
Bethany “Bath Water” May
HOly shit no??
Anthony
beth i’d never let them subject you to their gross dicks anyways
Matt
ohyeah sorry beth :/
Will Footfucker Campos
Gross dicks? :(
Nevermind that’s fair
Anthony
i mean… will freddie be there?
Matt
@freddie
@freddie
@freddie
Anthony youd do it if freddie dose?
Anthony
he’s hot. how else am i supposed to get with him he’s so straight
Will Footfucker Campos
I don’t know guys, I’ll have to talk to Cherish. Matt, did you ask Ashley?
Matt
What’s a littlle Bromance between buds ?
Yeab she’s totally cool wihth it
Will Footfucker Campos
I can’t lie and say I’m not interested in this but I’d like to discuss boundaries and take it more seriously. I don’t want a sexual relationship to interfere with our professional relationship or the podcast.
Anthony
i fucking knew you were a little fruity
Bethany “Bath Water” May
can yall get a separate channel PLEASE
Will Footfucker Campos
OOPS yeah, I’m sorry Beth
*Will Footfucker Campos has created a new channel*
*Anthony has renamed the channel “finally doing bdsm”*
*Matt has renamed the channel “FREDDIE GET ON DISCORD READ THIS”*
Anthony
lol
Matt
@freddie
@freddie
Will Footfucker Campos
We need an HR department.
Anthony
its beth shes trying her best
hr wouldnt be able to stop us
if we had an hr we couldn’t have sex
Will Footfucker Campos
So you really want to do this?
Anthony
are you really surprised that the bisexual poly one wants a foursome
the real question is why are you “heterosexuals” interested
Matt
Hear me out we ekep talking about it and ashely asked about it and said thd be okay to foolow thru and that’s why I starthed thinkign about it
Anthony
hell yeah ashley
Will Footfucker Campos
I asked Cherish and she already knew?? Ashley already talked to her oh my fucking god
Anthony
hell yeah ashley
ashley is my new best friend
Two days later
Anthony
fucking @freddie
Matt
Wait I’m Wiht him rn
He haes so many discord notifs Wtf
Freddie
WASSUP
What do you want I’m busy
Anthony
we want a gay foursome
Freddie
That sucks I’m not gay
Matt
You dont nee dto be dgay to have gay sex
Anthony
i mean idk sure
Will Footfucker Campos
If you don’t want to you don’t have to Freddie, we won’t pressure you
Anthony
no freddie no anthony sorry losers
Matt
WAIRit cant just be too of us thats wierd
Freddie
Hold up. Anthony??
Anthony
fuck off you’re hot
Freddie
heh Thanks for noticing ;)
Anthony
ok will you fuck us
Freddie
yeah
Anthony
sick
*Freddie has renamed the channel “FOURSOME”*
Freddie
heh
Matt
Very funnyf reddie
When are uou all free