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Accidentally Stuck in an MMORPG Sex Game

Summary:

Imagine: you log into a full-immersion virtual game, but it's turned out not what you expected. You panic. Try to figure out how to switch it off.

Meanwhile, the game’s perverted AI is hard at work creating your character and choosing your stats.

Well, if you wanted to do that yourself, you should've done it – now, all chances to change your fate have timed out.

Sorry, pet. You have to play with what you got.

Dynamic: Submissive

Class: Sex Slave

Species: Catboy

Notes:

This is loosely inspired by the perverted AI character from Dungeon Crawler Carl books, but this isn't a ‘real’ fanfic of that work.

Also – beware this is crack!

(It currently sits at 3 chapters, and I don't know if I'll ever write more. I'll be marking it as complete after I post those, although the 'story' isn't exactly done – then again, it's not really about the 'story' here...)

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Timeout error! You have waited to choose your species for too long. You have been assigned a random species. 

Congratulations! You are now a catboy!

Catboys are slim, weak, and cute. Because of their lack of physical strength, melee skills, and magical powers, they are considered being perfect prey. Luckily for them, their inborn animal magnetism makes even their enemies want to fuck them more than they want to kill them. 

Catboys have a hardcoded male-to-male attraction! 

Congratulations! You have become homosexual!

Catboys have a hardcoded Submissive dynamic! 

Congratulations! You are now a Submissive!

In the game, there are three dynamics: Dominant (Dom), Neutral (Neut), and Submissive (Sub). 

Doms are possessive, territorial, and often aggressive. They protect what is theirs and will punish you for disobedience. They’re bossy. They will order both Neuts and Subs around and won’t react well to opposition. Additionally, since you’re now a cute Sub, they’ll assume you owe them sexual favors just by existing!

Neuts don’t have any hardcoded Dom/sub traits and will act wholly depending on the situation. They are versatile in that way, but that also means they don’t get any Dynamic buffs. Though don’t assume a Neut can’t dominate you if he really wants to! Given half a chance, even a Neut would stick a cock into a pretty redhead catboy like you!

Subs (which you are now) have strong points, too! They possess a special type of Charisma, called Sex Appeal, which helps them avoid conflicts by acting all obedient and horny. That often comes in handy since subs can get more experience points by engaging in sexual intercourse than by traditional fighting. Subs are a bit like a soul balm. They can calm a Dom’s aggressive impulses just by being around. Oh, and they’re also great bait for Dom mobs!

Timeout error on Class Selection.

You’ve been randomly assigned a class.

Congratulations! You are now a Sex Slave!

This quadruples your Sex Appeal. From now on, no mob would be able to resist your asspussy! You’ll need to obey any player you meet, but you’ll be excluded from all melee combat, and not even a level boss would be able to attack you directly!

(Though mobs can still fuck you to death, so be careful while choosing fuckbuddies!)

Warning! In a penetrative sexual situation, you can no longer be on top!

Warning! From now on, you cannot log off as long as your asspussy is in use! 

(Don’t worry, though. Everything has its perks! From now on, you’ll gain double the experience if your partner cums inside you. Just be sure to pleasure those cocks!)

Choose Species Menu for details. 

Choose Orientation Menu for details.

Choose Dynamic Menu for details. 

Choose Class Menu for details. 

No, you can’t change your Species, Orientation, Dynamic, or Class. They’re now an intrinsic part of your in-game being! 

Of course. Here’s the list of your stats and special abilities.

Name: Luka. 

Designation: Catboy Submissive Sex Slave. 

Main Stats:

Strength: 0

Agility: 3

Vitality: 5

Intelligence: 0

Willpower: -10

Charisma: 12

Special Stats

Sex Appeal: 40

Sensitivity: 100

Tightness: 100

Your Strength is 0, which means you are as powerless as they get. In fact, if flies had fingers, they could defeat you with just one. But worry not! If you won’t fight, you won’t die! And the Great Algorithms didn’t bless you with that perfect booty for no reason. Use it instead of your puny fists, and all will be well!

Warning! Since you’re now a Catboy, your Zero Strength stat is hardcoded. Sorry, but you’ll forever be a weakling!

Your Agility is 3. Develop it further so you can at least get a little twisty in bed. No one likes a log! Forget about using your Agility for combat, though. Agility works differently for catboys. It’ll affect both your ability to sexually please your partner and to run away from unwanted advances, but unfortunately it’s not going to help you learn how to use a bow or how to stab faster. Remember, you’re a lover now, not a warrior!

Your Vitality is 5, which, while not zero, is still low. Remember what I said about getting fucked to death? Yeah, so, you’d better start dropping all the stat points you get into Vitality as soon as you get them! In fact, want good advice? Fuck Agility for now. The mobs and other players will be able to catch you even when you don’t want to get caught, and your hole will be permanently sore, but you’ll at least survive the gangrapes!

Your Intelligence is 0. Zero Intelligence is hardcoded for a Sex Slave class. This means you can’t – and never will be able to – use magic. Sorry! I’m sure you’ll find other ways to get ahead!

Warning! You also have a hardcoded Zero Spell Resistance debuff! 

Your Willpower is -10. This is a stacked Species + Dynamic + Class penalty. Catboys have Zero Willpower hardcoded. Oh, you thought this meant you can’t get lower than that? Unfortunately for you, a hardcoded stat usually only means that you can’t get it higher than the minimum! Penalties and debuffs still apply!

The Sub dynamic has -3 Willpower penalty, to make you obey Dominants, and the Sex Slave class lowers it further, by a whole 7 points. This ensures you won’t be able to resist your betters! So be wary of who you listen to, because you’ll always have to do whatever you’re told! 

Your Charisma is 12. Normally, the higher the Charisma, the easier it would be for you to talk your way out of tough situations. You’re a Sub who happens to be a Sex Slave, though, which means you have to do what you’re told, anyway. But your Charisma won’t be wasted! When added to your Sex Appeal, it’ll let you fuck your way out of things, instead!

Which brings us to your Special Stats section.

A catboy’s starting Sex Appeal is a solid but unimpressive 10. In your case, because you’re also a Sex Slave, it got quadrupled and is now 40, so congratulations! This is your most important stat that will determine your survival and make or break your in-game future, so make sure you stack it high! Forty is nothing to scoff at, but you can be even sexier! Make sure everyone wants to fuck you way more than they want to kill you!

Your Sensitivity is 100. At character creation, you had the opportunity to distribute this further around your body, but you squandered it, so it got distributed randomly. In the future, pay more attention during setup situations!

The distribution is: 

Cock: 5

Balls: 15

Nipples: 10

Tail: 3

Feet: 2

Throat: 15

Asspussy: 50

Future sensitivity upgrades will be proportional to the starting values, so get ready to amp the feeling in that hole, you lucky bastard! 

(Sad that this tiny cock of yours only got five. But then again, why would anyone pay it much attention? It’s so damn tiny…)

Warning! Sensitivity means all sensations!

Warning! High sensitivity limits the effectiveness of healing spells on a body part. It can also cause those spells to misfire or for some potions to have unforeseen side-effects, so be careful! Your Zero Magical Resistance debuff means any magical backlash will affect you more than the average guy!

Noticed how the RANDOM (because it is totally random!) algorithm didn’t assign any stat points to your eyes or ears? This sadly means you won’t be very aware of your surroundings. This is your fault for getting distracted and not assigning those points yourself, so I’m not sorry!

Aaand, finally! Your last special stat is Tightness, which is maxed out at one hundred points – you can’t get tighter than that even if you try! You’ll massage those cocks, you will; you’ll give them a workout like no other! Those points are hardcoded, by the way, and, like your other hardcoded stats, can get lower with penalties and debuffs; unlike your other hardcoded stats, your Tightness will always eventually return to baseline. Having an aching, virgin-tight asshole is a catboy’s very special ability, so enjoy!

(Aaah, just imagine how it would feel – all of that extremely tight, super-sensitive flesh wrapped around a thick, furiously thrusting penis…)

Ahem. But I’m digressing. Forgive the enthusiasm. What an exciting build, what possibilities! You can experience so many new things with your tight, sexy body and lewd abilities! So get out there, explorer, and fuck, fuck, fuck!

Notes:

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