Let’s NOT quit this time (A chatfic)

by Pot4to

Summary:

Anyways I got burnt out by the last one AND I wrote the lore badly so I’m just gonna pretend that one never existed and make a new one. (It’s still going to be up so I can refer to it)
I want to make this happier and I’m making this because I can’t make long chapters until I get a break from school :(

Chapters WILL be written like actual text conversations if I don’t get lazy.

Anyways

Notes:

I made this because I actually hate John/1x but I do like John/1x/Jane which there ISNT enough of so…
I’m also trying to be open to more ships because I tend to be REALLY picky but I really want to write a John/1x/Jane fic with a plot I cannot spoil (But it’s good and someone already wrote it but never finished it) but I cannot do that if I just like cringe at the ship so give me a moment to work out my issues :D

Chapter 1: Names and stuff

Mrs.Doe - Jane Doe

Mr.Doe - John Doe

Mx. Doe - 1x (There’s not enough of Jane/John/1x…)

Mmmburgr - 007n7

MmmCrem - 118o8

Spooders. - 226w6

Pigeon - Taph

Cannoli - Noli

Magical Pumpkin- …Duse??Dusekakr?? Dud— FUCK

TheGreatTelamon- Telamon

SFOTHMaster - Shedletsky

SFOTHSmasher - Brighteyes

Builderman - Guess.

Jason - Guess again. (I know it’s slasher but he’ll always be Jason to me… 💔)

LoyaltytoSpawn - Two Time

Nightshades - Azure

StrongestSoldier - Guest 1337

🌼Daisy - Daisy

Ladluck - Chance

Pizzaboy - Elliot

Dilfionaire - Mafioso

Ice - ITrapped

Newbie - Noob

Gu3stAccount - Guest666

 

——

Kids gc

 

Bluu - Bluudud

Redd - Coolkid

Pr3tty - Pr3ttyPrincess

Charr - Charlotte

(She’s just trying to fit in)

———

Messages will look like:

GC EXAMPLE

Hii!!

Testname132

I’m gonna touch you.

romantically.

 

oh.

Chapter 2: "WAP SPAWN GUYS" - Two Time, some point in history.

Summary:

Woah…mn
Sorry lowkey

Notes:

I’ll chase Harvey through the door in the wall
He say never catch me never miss me at all

-Spectre made a group chat-

-Spectre named the GC "I hate these hoes"-

Spectre

Okay, I’m getting bored and nothing interesting is happening.

Like NOTHING. You guys aren’t even killing. It’s pathetic.

I’m also one for drama, so…

Two Time has something to say.

-Spectre left the gc-

-Two Time renamed the GC to "Worship And Praise Spawn"-

 What does it mean that I have something to say?

My words are for Spawn, and Spawn alone.

 I devoted my life to its cause.

 

Nightshades

You’re just mad you didn’t get to top.

 

Pardon me? Something so unholy left your mouth. It’s disturbing…

 

Nightshades

You never said I was wrong though.

 

Mx.Doe

Mmm. 1 n3v3r kn3w 4zur3wr4th w4s f0nd 0f y0u.

 

Mrs.Doe

Love, wasn’t it obvious?

Those two are always together.

I swear I heard Azure moaning his name once.

 

Nightshades

Okay, what the fuck were you doing near my room?

 

Mrs.Doe

We weren’t near your room.

 

Nightshades

We??

 

Mx.Doe

C4n 1 n0t 34t J4n3 0ut 1n my r00m??

LadLuck

Dude tmi...

Newbie

You were doing what to my mom? 😶

 

May you guys silence yourselves? You’re speaking of sin within the Spawn’s ears…

And Noob’s here. That child does not need to be corrupted by your sinful words.

 

Mx.Doe

N0. 1T’5 FUNNY 45F.

 

Mr.Doe

I secon rhat.

 

Mx.Doe

533? H3 G3T5 1T!

 

Nightshades

…That’s her husband. Of course he seconds that.

 

Mx.Doe

Also MY husband, thank you very much.

 

You fools listened to none of the words I stated about the sin you’re spreading…

This corruption is horrible for the children.

Nightshades

There's no children here...

Noob is a child. I do not want their ears ruined by this sin.

-Two Time removed Noob from the GC-

 

Mx.Doe

Woww, homophobe over there.

 

 

 

The Spawn does not care about sexual preferences.

All relationships are bad in the eyes of Spawn.

 

Pizzaboy

Not homophobia if they hate every relationship 🤷‍♀️

 

Dilfionaire

True, true.

Wait where are my boys at?

 

Ladluck

Killed them.

 

Dilfionaire

What the fuck.

I’ll kill you, nobody messes with my men and gets away with it.

 

Pizzaboy

Okay, now, let’s not… 😃

 

Nightshades

Where did all you guys come from?

They’re here to listen about the words of Spawn, of course!

Azure, you’re an awfully dim light…

 

Nightshades

That won’t matter when I touch you.

.

Pizzaboy

.

Mrs.Doe

I beg your pardon?…

 

Nightshades

who said that?

 

Mx.Doe

…0k4y n0t1c3 h0w n0 t0p s41d 4nyth1ng 4b0ut th4t?

 

Mrs.Doe

You get pegged, you are not a top.

 

Mx.Doe

By wh0? N3v3r b33n p3gg3d.

 

Mrs.Doe

I’ll peg you.

 

Mx.Doe

Pl34s3 d0…

 

Mr.Doe

Me firs plesee

On my knees right now

 

I’m going to pray and hope by the time I’m done this is over…

 

Mmmburgr

What the hell is happening?

 

Mx.Doe

Oh never mind, I want him to peg me.

 

Mrs.Doe

…In perfect English? Desperate.

 

Mmmburgr

…Dude I just woke up.

 

Cannoli

Yeah, he’s still tired.

 

Pigeon

Did everyone just wake up or something?…

 

Cannoli

Well it’s 7 in the [French]ing morning so of course we’ve all woken up.

Or got spammed so much we HAD to wake up.

 

Mx.Doe

D4mn, 50m3’5 M4d.

 

Pigeon

Why are you so aggressive, it’s 7 am…

 

Mrs.Doe

Taph, sweetie? Did we wake you up?

 

Mr.Doe

THE FUCK?

Why are you nicer to them than me?

 

Mrs.Doe

Taph has eggs, and I don’t want to disturb them more than I need to.

 

TheGreatTelamon replied to

“Taph has eggs, and I don’t want to…”

THEY FUCKING WHAT?

 

Mr.Doe

Firt words hre is about Taphh…

Gay.

 

Mrs.Doe

Eggs? Am I missing something?

 

Mx.Doe

J3sus Y0u m4d3 h1m st0p h1m g0d t4lk…

H3’s p1ss3d.

 

TheGreatTelamon

@Pigeon Wake up.

@Pigeon answer.

 

Pigeon

I'm already up

What?…

 

TheGreatTelamon

When? With who? Why?

Where?

 

Pigeon

Dude what are you talking about?

Telamon it’s too early for this…

 

TheGreatTelamon

The eggs.

Answer my questions, Taph.

 

What in Spawn’s name did I come back to?…

 

Nightshades

It’s bad to use your Spawn’s name in vain, you know.

 

Fair, I’m going to go repent for my sins.

 

TheGreatTelamon

I’m going to your cabin if you don’t answer me.

 

Mrs.Doe

Ho don’t threaten my kid.

 

TheGreatTelamon

Why’s everyone your kid?!

 

Mx.Doe

Ju5t b3c4use I c4ll h3r m0mmy do3s N0T m4ke h3r my m0m.

5he's just h0t.

 

Ladluck

I- Why did we need to know that?…

 

Pizzaboy

We will never know.

Chapter 3: Sillies.

Summary:

The parent's GC 3

Notes:

IM SO SORRY IF THE EMOJIS LOOK LIKE BOOTYCHECKS I EDIT ON LAPTOP BC ITS EASIER GRRRRRR

— Just parents —

MmmCrem

…My kid is sick.

What?

Do you need help? I can go get some medicine if you need.

 

Pigeon

Why am I here?

 

Oh, I heard you had eggs.

Those count as kids, Taphy.

 

Pigeon

I know they’re kids.

I just

Didn’t think you guys liked me.

 

Of course we do, Taph. :)

We’re all basically outcasts here.

Minus Jane and Daisy.

We have Jane, 226w6, 118o8, and Daisy here.

 

Pigeon

…Not the other parents?

 

Well I’m mad at my partner and he wasn’t invited in the first place.

It’s mainly not for the tops.

 

🌼Daisy

Ahem.

With two exceptions.

 

Oh.

 Also I’m much closer with you guys.

I will be inviting Guest soon, though. He’s nice.

 

🌼Daisy

You’re only saying that because he protects you.

And he loves you.

 

He doesn’t love me!

The rest of the sentinels don’t protect me, they hate me.

 

🌼Daisy

Mhm. Yeahhh…

Totally not because I saw you guys kissing the other round.

If you’re going to kiss him at least let me join in.

 

Pardon?...

 

🌼Daisy

You heard me burger boy.

 

🌼Daisy

9:15 pm.

My place.

Charlotte’s at 226w6’s house with the rest of the kids.

 

I-

Sure thing.

 

Pigeon

…And I’m going back to taking care of my eggs…

 

Don’t leave! Sorry!

I'm just setting up a parent’s meeting!

 

Pigeon

…Mhm, sure...

 

MmmCrem

My kid is still sick…

 

Oh my god I almost forgot I’m so sorry!

I’ll come over to help you.

I’ll be there in 5.

 

MmmCrem

Thanks Sev.

What's 226 doing?

 

Spooder

They did my makeup 118.

I look girly.

Helpasdhohi

 

MmmCrem

Are they good?

Probably not.

They'll be fine.

-Spooder sent an image in the gc-

-Coolkid was holding the phone, with 226's face covered in glitter. They were sparkly. Pretty was working on his eyeshadow, while Charlotte painted his nails.-

MmmCrem

That's amazing sweetie.

Wonderful work.

 

Spooder

Thank you auntie!! 😄

MmmCrem

You're welcome, kiddo. :)

Kid, I think 226 needs some more makeup!

They love the color pink, make sure to add some more!

MmmCrem

Sev, you're evil.

 

🌼Daisy

Him being evil is my favorite thing to watch. 

Wait, I almost forgot!

-MmmBurgr added Guest1337-

Guest1337

Why am I here?

Wait, hi Daisy! 🥰

Hii Seven. 😏

MmmCrem

Watching the army's strongest soldier use emojis makes me giggle.

Wait...

-MmmCrem changed a name-

StrongestSoldier

What did you do?

Oh, at least it's not a government secret like last time.

 

MmmCrem

In my defense, I had no clue that was a government secret-

🌼Daisy

. . .Wha-What?

StrongestSoldier

118 put a launch code as my username one time and the FBI raided the realm.

🌼Daisy

But how-

Why??

 

MmmCrem

Okay I didn't know man-

It was a spam of letters and numbers

That's like a one in a billion!

Sorry, my kid's throwing up I need to go check on him.

And Sev's finally here

Slow ass.

 

🌼Daisy

Take care, tell the kid I hope he feels better!

 

MmmCrem

I will!

 

Notes:

3 More 1xdoes next chapter (Real??)

Chapter 4: Hairbrushcore:

Summary:

John gets his hair done by 1x
(1x is good at styling, John is just picky)

—Pigeon changed the GC to “Everyone”-

 

Pigeon

I prefer that over the old name.

 

Pardon me, but what was wrong with worship and prayer Spawn?

Lovely Chance told me it could be shortened to WAP Spawn.

 

Ladluck

LOL

 

Pizzaboy

Chance, deadass?

 

Ladluck

Nah, live ass.

 

MmmCrem

What are you guys talking about?

 

Mx.Doe

Don’t listen to them, they’re crazy.

 

Mr.Doe

Husband. Mornign.

 

Mx.Doe

Good morning, I see you haven’t gotten used to typing here.

Somehow, my glitched text went away.

It was fun while it l4sted.

Oh it’s c0ming back.

 

Mr.Doe

Interesting.

 

Mx.Doe

Let me brush your hair.

 

Mrs.Doe

1x, what word are you supposed to use when asking for things?

 

Mx.Doe

…Please.

 

Mr.Doe

Eys. Please.

 

Mx.Doe

Hm. Okay.

 

Mrs.Doe

…1x. You’re forgetting something.

 

Mx.Doe

Thank you.

 

Nightshades

You guys are so gay.

Oh and straight…?

 

Mrs.Doe

Bi, sweetheart.

You’re looking for the word Bi.

 

Nightshades

Thank you, Jane.

 

Good morning Jane!

I pray you’ve slept quite well last night.

 

Mrs.Doe

10/10 sleep if I’m being honest.

John’s chest is comfortable.

Mhmm...Man titties... 🤤🤤

 

Ah, that’s wonderful knowledge.

Unfortunately, that information remains unnecessary.

However, I do have a query for you...

Would you be interested in coming to church with me?

 

Mrs.Doe

I actually have really important business stuff to do exactly at when you go to church and when you leave church.

 

Like what?

 

Mrs.Doe

…Uh…Walking my fish?

 

Oh! Well Spawn blessed your fish with the power to walk!

 

Pizzaboy

They can’t be serious bro…

What do you mean?

 

Mrs.Doe

Elliot’s crazy don’t listen to him!

Elliot stfu before I make you.

 

Pizzaboy

Yes ma’am 🤤

😨*

Wrong emoji

 

Well, I’m going to be late for church.

I’ll inform you guys about Spawn’s praise soon!

Farewell friends!

 

——

John Doe sat still in on 1x’s chair, feeling the creation of hatred attempt to gently brush his medium length blond hair. hair slowly floated to the bottom of the floor, and some got stuck on John's shirt.

“…Rough.” He grumbled through his corrupted voice.

“I’m usually too rough, you’ll live.”

They dismissed, continuing to brush his hair. John Doe huffed and continued to get his hair done.

“I’m finished.”

They announced, showing John Doe a mirror for him to look at his hair.

1x put a nice sky blue bow at the top of his head. John frowned, but heard 1x growling slightly.

“…I’ll kill you if you insult it.”

John rolled his eyes and continued to pretend the hairstyle was good. 1x took a photo of it to send to their wife.

--

 

-Wife-

Jane

Jannenen

I think pink is a horrible color.

 

Wife

Excuse me?

 

 

Nothing.

I did John’s hair.

 

Wife

Oh my god…

Send a photo.

 

-1x sent one image-

John Doe was sitting on the fancy armchair 1x keeps around when they want to pretend to be a Victorian woman, his hair brushed neatly. He was frowning at the presence of the bow on his head.

She smiled at the sight.

 

Wife

He’s adorable.

I love him 🥰

 

Wow so fuck me I guess…

 

Wife

I love you too you know.

Idiot.

 

Mhm, sure…

I’m going to go see what the killers are doing.

 

Wife

Alright, cya.

Have a great time!

Love you!

 

 

Love you too.

-Deleted-

 

Wife

I saw that. ☺️

 

Chapter 5: Taph with his eggs (So peak)

Summary:

Telamon like spams Taph's number until he picks up and uhh stuff I guess

Notes:

Telamon has BPD while Taph doesn't like new people.

-Tel-

 

Tel

Taph.

Taph.

Taph.

I know you’re reading these.

You know I know how to find you.

Don’t ignore me.

You love me.

Taph.

Answer me.

Taph.

Taph.

 

Tel I was asleep…

Don’t spam so much, the sound is loud.

Eggs don’t like it.

 

Tel

Why not just silence your phone?

Because whenever I do, you show up out of NOWHERE and start yelling at me for ignoring you.

Tel

Sorry, sorry.

You know I love you.

Just wanted to check up on you.

 

You said that same phrase 5 minutes ago…

 

Tel

I want to see my eggs.

 

You don’t even know they’re yours.

 

Tel

Oh? Don’t forget.

It’s still mating season for you.

I can always create more.

I know where you find you.

 

Don’t-

Don’t mention that..

Weirdo.

Was just messing with you.

 

Tel

You wound me.

Let me come over.

It’s late outside though.

 

Tel

It’s 11 PM, Taph.

That's not late.

 

Yes it is?

Everyone knows that's basically past bedtime for babies.

Or eggs.

 

Tel

Let me come over…

 

Fine.

But if you drop my eggs I’ll kill you.

And please don’t eat me.

 

Tel

Our eggs.

And I told you I don’t eat pigeons…

 

Mhm..

——

Taph rolled their eyes and turned off their phone. They left it on their “nightstand,” or pile of brown pine tree needles they were going to use for their nest. Speaking of nest, their eggs were sitting comfortably in his nest. They smiled, but remained slightly nervous.

This was the first time they’d laid eggs, and their partner wasn’t exactly the most stable. Mentally.

Speaking of Telamon, he stepped into the room door and locked it.

“Taph.”

The mute person looked up at Telamon’s eyes. He was glaring at their groggy eyes.

‘Hi Tel.’

They signed sleepily. The tall bird slowly walked closer, each footstep sounding strong. Taph always wondered how he did that. He always made himself louder in a room that could be ear-damaging. He bent down to Taph's level, staring him down.

“…I see you have adjusted to the eggs.”

They nodded, moving some sticks around to make the nest comfier.

“…May I propose you nest at the manor?”

Taph huffed. They hated when he asked that. Mainly because the manor he’s referring to is full of killers.

‘I want my eggs to be safe. You're a killer- The others there are killers!'

They signed, glaring at Telamon. They definitely shouldn’t have mated with a killer, but the heat was unbearable, and it wasn’t a random person.

It was Telamon. They were used to working with him and his pretentious self.

“Our eggs, not just yours.”

He snapped. Telamon was short tempered, but rather… protective.

‘Well I’m going to sleep.’

He states, simply grabbing straw to surround the eggs with. They wanted to be sure their eggs were comfy.

“…They’d be much safer in the manor.” He muttered under his breath like Taph wouldn’t kill him.

They wouldn’t, but just because it’s too late for drama.

Telamon stood and watched for a moment, annoyed more than anything. Some stupid pigeon defies him…

And he listens…

And respects it rather than dragging them to his manor instead…

Had he been... domesticated?

Nah, that sounds stupid.

He could never.

Chapter 6: What are you doing w/my mom bruh

Summary:

I open my laptop to edit, only to get distracted and watch Brightsky videos for like an hour

StrongestSoldier

Who’s the killer for this round?

 

MmmBurgr

I think it’s 1ajejjohe

 

StrongestSoldier

…Who?

Sev, you good?

 

MmmBurgr

P3rfectly fin3.

D0n’t look f0r m3.

 

StrongestSoldier

…I’m gonna go find you.

——

“1x, what the hell?!”

007n7 whisper shouts. 1x was on top of him, staring into his soul.

“…G0t bor3d.” They replied, putting his phone back in his pocket.

 

“So??” He questioned.

 

“…Uh… Y0u w4nna have s3x or someth1ng?” They offered, watching 007’s face darken.

 

“You piss me off, oh my days…”

 

“Y0u cou1d p1ss 0n m3…”

 

“WHAT?!”

Before 1x could say anything else, Guest1337 ran up behind them and punched them off of 007.

“4CK!—”

 

Guest offered his hand, pulling up 007.

“You good?” He questioned, looking at the ex-hacker’s dazed state.

“…Yeah.” He muttered, walking with the soldier.

“…So… how’s your kid doing?”

 

“He’s with 226w6, they have everyone over there but Bluu. Poor thing caught a cold…”

 

Guest nodded sympathetically as they walked.

The mass hatred looked up and noticed how far away her victims were. 1x didn’t bother chasing them, she could just go kill Shedletsky.

Besides, nothing could traumatize her there.

.

.

.

“Shedletsky, what the HELL?!” They screamed, covering their eyes. Their mom, Brighteyes, was awkwardly smiling. Shedletsky, basically her arch nemesis since birth, was making out with her behind the stupid walls of the map. They wanted to just gouge his stupid golden eyes out so he could stop looking at their mom like that. Brighteyes began to speak slowly.

“…Hi 1x-”

“What are you doing with HIM?”

She didn’t say his name like it was some sort of sin.

“…I-”

“Kiddo, we’ve been married for years. I’m literally your father.” Shedletsky explained,

“Don’t KIDDO me I’m hundreds of years old!” He barked.

“Whatever you say, kiddo.”

Shedletsky snickered, causing the living mass hatred to drag him away from Brighteyes and start stabbing him.

“YOU CAN DO THAT #### TO DAVID BUT NOT MY ####### MOM YOU ##### ##### ########-"

Shedletsky was purposefully censoring 1x because it was funny, only causing her to become more enraged and make the stabs deeper.

“…We talked about this, 1x.” Brighteyes facepalmed while watching. She wasn’t going to help since Shedletsky did kind of deserve it. After a few minutes, 1x stopped and kicked Shedletsky away from herself. 

“I catch you here again I will kill you. Do you understand me?”

“Bro your mom is hot, death is fine I guess.” He shrugged, walking off the 95 damage 1x did.

1x then used mass infection.

That sure shut him up.

——

Pizzaboy

LMAO Shed got his ass beat

 

Newbie

By who?

 

Pizzaboy

By 1x?

There’s only one killer this round 💔

Right?…

 

Newbie

No

I saw Mafioso

Who is… now rapidly approaching you

 

Pizzaboy

From where?

Noob, where?!

Noogkjgb

Whodh

Sudisheh

 

Newbie

Well what was I supposed to do?

@Ladluck save your boyfriend

 

Ladluck

Gambling rn what

Oh shit hold on

 

Newbie

WHAT THE FRENCH

FUCK

 

Ladluck

“French” 💔

 

Newbie

Jump.

Uh Chance?

 

Ladluck

What?

 

Newbie

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE HIM

WHAT

…

I’m going to bed.

 

Noob, how’d you get back into the group chat?

And why in Spawn’s name are you screaming?

Oh.

Oh spawn.

… I’m going to bed too.

And church.

That is a visual only Spawn can remove from my mind.

Chapter 7: Here, catch!

Summary:

*Casually throws a brick of 1xdoes angst at you*

Jane whined, pulling more of the blanket over herself while tears rolled down her cheeks. 1x has on the bed too, watching a movie. She heard Jane sniffle.

“…That hurt like hell…”

She cried, rubbing her neck.

“You’ll live.” 1x stated dismissively.

“I’m not— I won’t, I’m not a killer like you two.”

1x tilted their head, glancing at Jane.

“Are you not strong?” She asked, looking at the bite marks she left. The poison only hurt more. Jane knew they could be a brute, but not like that.

They rarely topped, but that was… different.

“You actually hurt me. Not even sexually…”

“…Actually?”

“Yes, actually!” She snapped. 1x looked confused. They didn’t know they could hurt her that bad.

“John‘s normally fine after sex.” They point out.

“John’s a killer.” She argued.

1x sighed and pulled her closer to them. She pulled away, moving away from their arms. 1x huffed.

“…You’re actually mad at me?”

“Yes! Of course I am! You hurt me and you-” 1x had a plain expression on their face, still confused.

“You don’t even understand you did…” she finished, her voice cracking slightly.

“…I’m leaving. I’ll text you later.”

she mumbles, getting out of the bed to get dressed. Her legs hurt like hell, but she took their clothes and left, slamming the door behind her.

“Don’t leave— Jane!”

They sighed.

Maybe she was right. They didn’t mean to hurt her, not at all. They needed advice, someone who was better at relationships than him.

Sadly, that happened to be Shedletsky.

.

.

.

— Sperm donor —

 

…

You know I hate talking to you.

But I need something answered for me.

Shedletsky, answer your phone.

 

Shedletsky

He’s asleep, sorry.

 

And you are??

 

Shedletsky

It’s just me, Builderman.

 

Ah.

You’re married to Jan, right?

 

Shedletsky

Last time I checked.

I love her to death.

 

Do you ever understand when you hurt her?

Like you’re used to just being mean but you end up hurting her?

 

Shedletsky

…1x.

What the hell did you do to Jane?

 

I didn’t even say it was Jane!

 

Shedletsky

I can tell by the way you’re talking.

Never seen you talk about John Doe this way.

 

It was an accident.

I didn’t know I hurt her.

…Well I did.

 

Shedletsky

1x…

 

I dismissed it like usual.

I’m not used to caring for things or people.

I’m not used to affection at all.

I’m not even used to how she brings me gifts.

I never meant to hurt her, not even once.

…I need to apologize.

 

Shedletsky

Yeah, go do that.

And get her a gift.

Not a dead animal carcass either.

 

What?

 

Shedletsky

Brighteyes mentioned you used to bring dead animals to her when you were a kid.

 

Oh, yeah, that…

That checks out.

 

Shedletsky

Now go apologize!

——

John had just came back from killing to spot 1x in the kitchen making strawberry shortcakes. The corrupted man furrowed a brow and watched. 1x was concentrated on the batter, adding some berries in for extra flavor.

John cleared his throat, and 1x nodded.

“…You’re back.”

He nodded.

“…They’re all dead.” He smiled, the corruption ruining his speech.

“…That’s an eerie way of saying you won.”

They commented, putting the bowl on the counter and grabbing a mold from the cabinets. They poured the cake batter into the mold and then put the cake in the oven.

 

John looked around, it seemed… quieter. Usually Jane would be doing a puzzle on the floor or decorating their cabin even though it had enough things. “…Where’s Jane?” He asked.

1x dreaded answering that question, because it meant admitting what he did. He was in the wrong, and hated being wrong.

 

“…I-Uhm… hurt her.”

John stared at them blankly.

“What?” He hissed.

“Wasn’t on purpose.”

“Apologize.”

“I’m trying!” They snapped.

“I asked for help, and I’m even making her a gift.” They explained, gesturing to the oven.

“…Fix this.” He grumbled, turning to leave again. 1x huffed, watching him open the door. He still had bloodstains on his shirt.

“And where are YOU going?”

 

“wife.” He muttered before walking out. At least he locked the cabin door.

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Jane laid on her bed, crying into the stolen shirt. She should’ve just grabbed her own, but theirs was closer.

Stupid, stupid…

Maybe she shouldn’t have walked out, or at least been nicer.

…Did she hurt them too? Not as bad as they hurt her, but she felt guilty.

Do they care at all? She’ll probably just forget about this tomorrow…

But she won’t. It still hurts, but it’s been hours. They didn’t mean to hurt her, she knew that, so why did she react that way?

…They’re going to hate her forever. Tears soaked the bed like spilt water. They would never forgive her.

Ever.

Would John hate her too?

Before she could spiral further, someone knocked on the door. She didn’t want to invite anyone in, she just wanted to cry her eyes out. Yet, the knock wasn’t unfamiliar. It was John’s.

She didn’t respond, didn’t have to. He knew her well enough.

He gently opened the door and stepped inside, closing the door behind him. His wife laid ruined on the bed, her mental state a wreck. John moved closer to her, seeing how… sad she looked. Distraught, even. She laid on her side, facing away from him.

“…I hurt them, didn’t I?…” she sniffled, waiting for an answer. John shook his head (Even though she couldn’t see that) before stating, “No.”

His corrupted voice sounded soothing to her.

“…They think because you’re strong, you don’t break.” He mentioned, sitting on the bed. The bed slightly dipped lower. She inched closer to him, now turning to face her husband.

“…Can I still apologize?”

“If you want.” He shrugged, pulling Jane into a hug. John loved hugging Jane, she smelled nice. John just smelled like corruption and rain. Jane smelled like strawberry and vanilla.

“…I like how you smell.

“Thanks, dear.” She mumbled, kissing him. He softly held her face with his (non spiked??) hand, smiling at her. He broke the kiss to move his head to the crevice of her neck, softly bitting down on it. Jane whimpered quietly.

“…John-”

He shushed her, returning to her face to kiss her again. Jane pulled away, out of breath.

“Just kisses, don’t worry.” John spoke. He wouldn’t want to make her uncomfortable.

“Thank you..” she smiled, kissing his cheek.

“Anything for you…”

‘Anything.’

Chapter 8: wtf are you summoning bro?

Summary:

Never let Two Time get into your house at 3am (Gone wrong)(Gone cult summoning)

007n7 sat in the middle, buried by Guest and Daisy. They buried him in their pillows and blankets  for fun, then took a picture of it.

“…Can I come out, now?”

He mumbled, wiggling under the blankets.

“No.”

“Yes.”

The coupled looked at each other.

“Daisy, I don’t want to suffocate him.”

“He looks comfy!”

007n7 moved his arm out of the blanket to make a thumbs up.

“Not suffocating, I just want to get out.” He corrected. Daisy rolled her eyes and uncovered 007n7.

“Thank you.”

“No problem.” She smiled. The ex-hacker moved closer to Guest, cuddling up next to him. Guest softly kissed his forehead.

“…Charlie, where are the kids?” Guest noticed. It was too quiet for a Saturday afternoon.

“…With 226. Still. They were having a sleepover last time I checked.”

“How’s that going for 226?”

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226 was surrounded by children in robes, tied to the back of a chair.

Watch our kids for the weekend, they said, they won’t start a sacrificial ritual with Two Time as their leader, they said. Maybe they should’ve known something was off by how the parents mentioned Two Time by name.

“Spawn, we bring forth an offering for your health and wellbeing, and we pray that this sacrifice will fulfill their need for a second life…” They chanted, referring to the children. Suddenly, they heard someone banging at the door. After 5 loud knocks, the mysterious person kicked down the door, causing smoke to go everywhere. They coughed, seeing Azure as soon as the smoke cleared.

“…Azu-”

A tentacle grabbed them  and dragged them away from the cult circle and towards himself.

“You weren’t answering my messages because you wanted to sacrifice Pr3tty’s parent?!” He hissed, pinning them against the wall.

“I should KILL you! I thought you were dead!”

“My phone died! I wasn’t worried about that silly technology! Besides, I was teaching the kids!” They argued.

“I was worried about you, so maybe you should’ve charged it!”

“…Can…uh…someone until me?” 226 interrupted.

“Forgot about you…” Azure grumbled, using a tentacle to untie them.

226 rubbed their wrists. They were definitely calling their parents after this.

 

Notes:

Give name ideas. I listen. I don’t want him to be magic pumpkin. Someone please bro…

Series this work belongs to:

• Part 7 of Forsaken stuff ig