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Builderman added Shedletsky and 7 others to the group.
Builderman changed the group name to Survivors.
Builderman: Has everybody got their phones?
Taph: Yes Builderman! 🫡
Shedletsky: I tried destroying mine and it magically fixed itself in front of my eyes so I don’t think we need to worry about anyone losing their phone
Builderman: Why would you try destroying it.
Shedletsky: I just wanted to see if I could
Chance: Crazy how they just fell out of the sky! Maybe the Spectre was feeling generous :)
Elliot: “Generous” by feeding us false hope that we could call for help, or at least contact our loved ones?
Chance: You guys are my loved ones! 💕
Shedletsky: aww.
Noob: SIX HOURS.
Chance: Huh?
Guest 1337: Are you okay?
Noob: I SPENT SIX. HOURS. TEACHING TWO TIME HOW TO USE A PHONE.
Noob: yes guest im fine but i am so TIRED they wpuldnt stop talkign about the SPAWN
Builderman: Thanks, bud. Your work is appreciated.
Elliot: Are we just going to ignore how guest was summoned the moment that noob talked
Dusekkar: If you are weary with fatigue, perhaps some rest will put your soul at ease.
Shedletsky: hey matt that rhyme kinda sucked
Dusekkar: You mock me with words, yet a fact burns true; I did not request your opinion from you.
Shedletsky: HEY?!?!
Chance: HOLY SHIT 😭 he killed him
Elliot: deserved
Wait guys two time is online
oh admins theyve been typing forever
Two Time: Divine pumpkin, I am most honored to be in thy presence! And many thanks to dear Noob for enlightening me on how to operate this strange device. May the Spawn bring good fortune upon them for their generosity.
Dusekkar: Shut the fuck up.
Noob: ur welcome! ^-^
WQAIT HOLD ON ???DUSEKKAR €#*&)’!£?!!3!?
Shedletsky: oh my god is that real? am i reading this correctly?
Builderman: MATT.
Chance: HE CAN SWEAR????
Noob: im screenshotting that
Two Time: Have i done something wrong?
Dusekkar: My patience wears thin, it won’t last for long. Your mere existence strikes me as wrong.
Shedletsky: well at least he’s rhyming again.
Builderman: Alright, enough of that. I expect y’all to act like adults. Matt, snap at Timey like that again and I’ll have no choice but to mute you. Insults here should be kept to a minimum.
Noob: NOT THE NICKNAME 🙏🙏🙏
Dusekkar: Amidst this brewing storm of tension, I feel no shame. The deranged cultist is the one to blame.
Two Time: Me? I am not a cultist. I am unsure of what I have done to be deserving of thy ire, divine pumpkin, but I wish to correct my errors, for I did not intend to displease thee.
Chance: maybe start by not calling him that LOL
Dusekkar: My heart agrees, for it is a sobriquet I despise. The entity you worship is made of nothing but lies.
Noob: oh my goodness i just heard a thud downstairs is everythjng ok
Guest 1337:
No I do not think they’re ok.
Chance: WAIT HELLO WHY ARE THEY IN THEIR SECOND LIFE???
Shedletsky: I think they’re just depressed over what matt said to them. poor thing
Builderman: I can hear you laughing.
Shedletsky: no you cant
Guest 1337: It isn’t funny. I’m going to go check on them. They could be injured after a fall like that.
Taph: Hope theyre okay! 🫶
Chance: Holy shit taph i forgot you were here
Taph: :(
Noob: hey guys is it just me or does guest treat us like kids sometimes,,
Elliot: I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Builderman: He just cares about ya. Don’t judge him too hard
Chance: I can see him fussing over two time I am definitely going to judge him a little
Noob: doesnt he have a daughter? i feel like that explains it somewhjat
Elliot: oh so we’re all just replacement children for him?
Shedletsky: LMFAOOO
Builderman: ELLIOT!
Elliot: AM I WRONG?
Noob: not to change the topic but … i cant help but feel like we’re missing someone?
Elliot: No. we’re not.
Chance: hey wait now that you mention it
theres only 9 people here
Shedletsky: Wooow, builds did you forget to add someone?
Builderman: …no.
Shedletsky: HES LYING I CAN TELL
Elliot: we are not missing anyone.
Taph: wheres 007n7
Elliot: FUCK
Chance: oh rightttt. that hacker dude
Noob: “that hacker dude” like u havent known him for almost a full year now
Chance: well i still don’t really KNOW him. the guy barely ever talks to us!
Noob: thats bc we make him feel isolated..
he should be in this gc!! builderman add him plz
Builderman added 007n7 to the group.
Elliot: It was nice while it lasted
Shedletsky: I’m honestly surprised at you david
Builderman: Elliot told me he didn’t feel comfortable being in a group chat with 007n7, and to be honest I don’t fully trust him either. But it’s probably for the best that we’re all here.
007n7: hello?
Chance: Hey there!
007n7: Why is twotime on the floor
Chance: uhhh don’t worry about it.