forsaken but they have phones

by YourLocalSkelefriend

Summary:

the spectre decides to provide the survivors and killers with phones to communicate with each other, then some wacky shit happens.

Notes:

my english sucks so the grammar might be weird

Chapter 1

Notes:

i cant believe i have so many forsaken fics in my notes app and THIS is the one im contributing to ao3

i haven’t made a chatfic since i was a wattpad kid in 2020 so if its cringe then thats why 🙏 also if the images dont work PLEASE let me know

Builderman added Shedletsky and 7 others to the group.

 

Builderman changed the group name to Survivors.

 

Builderman: Has everybody got their phones?

 

Taph: Yes Builderman! 🫡

 

Shedletsky: I tried destroying mine and it magically fixed itself in front of my eyes so I don’t think we need to worry about anyone losing their phone

 

Builderman: Why would you try destroying it.

 

Shedletsky: I just wanted to see if I could

 

Chance: Crazy how they just fell out of the sky! Maybe the Spectre was feeling generous :)

 

Elliot: “Generous” by feeding us false hope that we could call for help, or at least contact our loved ones?

 

Chance: You guys are my loved ones! 💕

 

Shedletsky: aww.

 

Noob: SIX HOURS.

 

Chance: Huh?

 

Guest 1337: Are you okay?

 

Noob: I SPENT SIX. HOURS. TEACHING TWO TIME HOW TO USE A PHONE.

 

Noob: yes guest im fine but i am so TIRED they wpuldnt stop talkign about the SPAWN

 

Builderman: Thanks, bud. Your work is appreciated.

 

Elliot: Are we just going to ignore how guest was summoned the moment that noob talked

 

Dusekkar: If you are weary with fatigue, perhaps some rest will put your soul at ease.

 

Shedletsky: hey matt that rhyme kinda sucked

 

Dusekkar: You mock me with words, yet a fact burns true; I did not request your opinion from you.

 

Shedletsky: HEY?!?!

 

Chance: HOLY SHIT 😭 he killed him

 

Elliot: deserved

Wait guys two time is online

oh admins theyve been typing forever

 

Two Time: Divine pumpkin, I am most honored to be in thy presence! And many thanks to dear Noob for enlightening me on how to operate this strange device. May the Spawn bring good fortune upon them for their generosity.

 

Dusekkar: Shut the fuck up.

 

Noob: ur welcome! ^-^

WQAIT HOLD ON ???DUSEKKAR €#*&)’!£?!!3!?

 

Shedletsky: oh my god is that real? am i reading this correctly?

 

Builderman: MATT.

 

Chance: HE CAN SWEAR????

 

Noob: im screenshotting that

 

Two Time: Have i done something wrong?

 

Dusekkar: My patience wears thin, it won’t last for long. Your mere existence strikes me as wrong.

 

Shedletsky: well at least he’s rhyming again.

 

Builderman: Alright, enough of that. I expect y’all to act like adults. Matt, snap at Timey like that again and I’ll have no choice but to mute you. Insults here should be kept to a minimum.

 

Noob: NOT THE NICKNAME 🙏🙏🙏

 

Dusekkar: Amidst this brewing storm of tension, I feel no shame. The deranged cultist is the one to blame.

 

Two Time: Me? I am not a cultist. I am unsure of what I have done to be deserving of thy ire, divine pumpkin, but I wish to correct my errors, for I did not intend to displease thee.

 

Chance: maybe start by not calling him that LOL

 

Dusekkar: My heart agrees, for it is a sobriquet I despise. The entity you worship is made of nothing but lies.

 

Noob: oh my goodness i just heard a thud downstairs is everythjng ok

 

Guest 1337:

No I do not think they’re ok.

 

Chance: WAIT HELLO WHY ARE THEY IN THEIR SECOND LIFE???

 

Shedletsky: I think they’re just depressed over what matt said to them. poor thing

 

Builderman: I can hear you laughing.

 

Shedletsky: no you cant

 

Guest 1337: It isn’t funny. I’m going to go check on them. They could be injured after a fall like that.

 

Taph: Hope theyre okay! 🫶

 

Chance: Holy shit taph i forgot you were here

 

Taph: :(

 

Noob: hey guys is it just me or does guest treat us like kids sometimes,,

 

Elliot: I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

 

Builderman: He just cares about ya. Don’t judge him too hard

 

Chance: I can see him fussing over two time I am definitely going to judge him a little

 

Noob: doesnt he have a daughter? i feel like that explains it somewhjat

 

Elliot: oh so we’re all just replacement children for him?

 

Shedletsky: LMFAOOO

 

Builderman: ELLIOT!

 

Elliot: AM I WRONG?

 

Noob: not to change the topic but … i cant help but feel like we’re missing someone?

 

Elliot: No. we’re not.

 

Chance: hey wait now that you mention it

theres only 9 people here

 

Shedletsky: Wooow, builds did you forget to add someone?

 

Builderman: …no.

 

Shedletsky: HES LYING I CAN TELL

 

Elliot: we are not missing anyone.

 

Taph: wheres 007n7

 

Elliot: FUCK

 

Chance: oh rightttt. that hacker dude

 

Noob: “that hacker dude” like u havent known him for almost a full year now

 

Chance: well i still don’t really KNOW him. the guy barely ever talks to us!

 

Noob: thats bc we make him feel isolated..

he should be in this gc!! builderman add him plz

 

Builderman added 007n7 to the group.

 

Elliot: It was nice while it lasted

 

Shedletsky: I’m honestly surprised at you david

 

Builderman: Elliot told me he didn’t feel comfortable being in a group chat with 007n7, and to be honest I don’t fully trust him either. But it’s probably for the best that we’re all here.

 

007n7: hello?

 

Chance: Hey there!

 

007n7: Why is twotime on the floor

 

Chance: uhhh don’t worry about it.

Notes:

i dont like dusekkar very much and it was probably obvious here but i promise i’ll try not to bully him for the rest of the fic

anyways hope thatwas a good first chapter lol see u guys in the next one when they get funny unique usernames (minecraft outro)

Chapter 2: among us in real life (sus, sus)

Notes:

i am NOT talented or creative enough to make dusekkar in character 🙏🥀🥀 legit spent 15 mins trying to think up of cool poetry and i just couldnt so he barely says anything here, sorry duse fans :(( plus juggling 10 characters is pretty hard

Survivors

 

build a man: I’m only going to ask this once.

Who swiped my phone and changed everyone’s usernames while I wasn’t looking?

 

shed lets ski: probably matt

 

deuce a car: I commited no such crime, as our demolitionist has taken most of my time.

 

laffy taffy: He’s telling the truth!!! I would’ve seen if he stole mister Builderman’s phone 👁

 

LETS GO GAMBLING 🎰: Oh are we sharing our alibis? In that case, I was with my buddy elliot all day! ⭐️

 

player from gasa4: can we all please just say who are first before doing an ace attorney trial

im noob

 

pizza tower: Elliot here.

 

the last guest: Guest 1337. Not sure why I was renamed to this.

 

007n7: Mine didn’t get changed…

 

pizza tower: It’s because you’re already a joke

 

build a man: Elliot, we talked about this.

 

twice stan: Yes pizza man, that insult was rather unnecessary. You should apologize to the exploiter immediately, for the Spawn disapproves of such behavior.

 

pizza tower: disapprove of this ratio

 

007n7: Elliot, i’m sorry. I understand your resentment toward me but can we please set our differences aside when we’re talking in the group?

 

player from gasa4: TWICE STAN??????

 

007n7: I don’t want our every interaction to result in fighting…

 

shed lets ski: ohh I get it. two time=twice. it all makes sense

 

007n7: sometimes i feel like im useless

 

player from gasa4: so we all agree that two time cant be the culprit right? they dont know enough abt internet meme culture to come up w/ these names

 

laffy taffy: Who is it then? 🤔

 

LETS GO GAMBLING 🎰: hear me out.

what if builderman changed our names and hes just messing with us?

 

laffy taffy: ❌ HE WOULDNT

TAKE TGHAT BACK 😡🤬

 

build a man: Taph, calm down.

But you’re right, I wouldn’t pull a prank like this.

 

shed lets ski: Yeah youre too boring for pranks 👎👎👎

 

build a man: Hey now.

Talk to me like that again and I’m placing down a sentry that only shoots you.

 

shed lets ski: wait no builderman im sorry

 

the last guest: Lets focus back on figuring out who changed our usernames. What was everybody doing two hours ago?

 

twice stan: I was praying to the Spawn.

 

007n7: for two hours?..

 

twice stan: I’m going through a lot right now.

 

build a man: I reckon we all are. But if you ever need to talk, I’m here to listen.

 

player from gasa4: tbh we could all probably benefit from group therapy sessions

 

twice stan: The Spawn will bless me with the strength and courage to push onwards. But I thank you for your kind offer, Builderman.

 

deuce a car: To place trust in a false god is most unwise. Your blind faith will only lead to your demise.

 

the last guest: Don’t do this again please.

 

LETS GO GAMBLING 🎰: Man, we’re never gonna solve the mystery at this rate

 

laffy taffy: how do we know it wasnt YOU? 🤨

 

LETS GO GAMBLING 🎰: I was with Elliot!! I haven’t even seen Builderman for hours 😔

kid, back me up here!

 

pizza tower: no it was chance i saw him do it

 

LETS GO GAMBLING 🎰: WQHAT

 

shed lets ski: Case closed then 😋 lets all go beat up the gambler with sticks

 

laffy taffy: Yes admin! ✅

 

LETS GO GAMBLING 🎰: WHPQSJGFSDHKVG

 

player from gasa4: umm thats not thr actual punishment for whoever did this Right

 

shed lets ski: nah I’ve just been wanting to do that anyway

 

LETS GO GAMBLING 🎰: KID HOW COULD YOU 😢😢💔😭

 

pizza tower: alright fine i lied

we weren’t even in the main cabin, Chance was outside practicing his aim and I was there in case his gun exploded.

 

LETS GO GAMBLING 🎰: Thank you 🤩

 

Builderman: So our remaining suspects are Guest, Noob, 007n7, and Shedletsky.

 

LETS GO GAMBLING 🎰: You guys are starting to make it sound like a murder case

 

player from gasa4: no way its guest, he wouldnt do smth like this!

 

the last guest: Thanks, Noob.

 

pizza tower: Its gotta be the hacker

He’s the only one who didn’t get his username changed

 

007n7: It wasnt me, I swear!

 

twice stan: What if our dear exploiter is being framed? Surely he wouldn’t have made it so obvious.

 

pizza tower: Don’t call him “dear exploiter” wtf

 

player from gasa4: i uhh..

i think its shed

 

shed lets ski: What??? No way, I’m innocent!!!

david tell them im innocent

 

build a man: It could’ve been you. You love ragebaiting.

 

shed lets ski: I was eating chicken !!

There would be grease stains on your screen if I snatched it

 

the last guest: Gross

 

LETS GO GAMBLING 🎰: gotta admit he has a point though

 

pizza tower: I still think its 007

 

player from gasa4: arent u kinda biased?

 

pizza tower: He’s been acting so suspicious

 

007n7: I don’t think i’ve even talked that much…

 

pizza tower: exactly

 

twice stan: The exploiter has been sitting behind the cellar doors for several hours, so I do not believe it could have possibly been him.

 

shed lets ski: hes what?

 

007n7: you saw me?????

 

twice stan: Indeed. I chose not approach you since the Spawn required my full attention, but it was a slightly worrying sight. You did not look well.

 

build a man: 7? You okay?

 

007n7: I

Yeah im fine

I guess this proves my innocence though

 

LETS GO GAMBLING 🎰: But then that just leaves noob

 

build a man: Noob? Anything ya got to say in your defense?

 

player from gasa4: no i admit it :((( i ate a ghostburger and used ur phone while you were looking at a blueprint… im sorry

i thought itd be funny 🥀

 

shed lets ski: It was really funny!! I’m so proud of you 💫 just don’t try to blame me for your crimes in the future

 

build a man: Don’t encourage this. But I forgive you, Noob. No harm done.

 

player from gasa4: thank you ^^

 

LETS GO GAMBLING 🎰: Episode’s over, time for the credits roll!

 

laffy taffy: That was pretty anticlimactic ☹️

 

007n7: Two Time, could you come over here so we can talk in private? Its fine if you dont trust me.

 

twice stan: Of course, friend.

 

pizza tower: Wait, what are you planning to do with them?

 

LETS GO GAMBLING 🎰: heyyy maybe lets not jump to conclusions

 

007n7: I won’t try anything funny, I promise.

 

pizza tower: No. I don’t want them alone with you.

 

twice stan: Your concern is appreciated, but I am perfectly capable of handling myself.

 

the last guest: Elliot, don’t you think you’re being a bit harsh to 007?

 

shed lets ski: yeah, where did this overprotectiveness come from???

 

pizza tower: Nevermind. I just

don’t trust him.

but I guess I can’t stop you two time

 

LETS GO GAMBLING 🎰: Haha, weird energy here guys!!

What happened to being nonserious???

 

laffy taffy: i justr threw a tripmine and it ricocheted off a rock and bounced away somewhere and i can’t see it anymore

 

player from gasa4: oh my fuckijgn telamon

Notes:

does anybody remember the cellar doors in the forsaken lobby??? why is it never talked about 😭

fun fact, chance canonically calls elliot “kid” :p also i really didn’t mean for there to be any 007n7 angst but it just sorta happened. tags have been updated :]

sorry this took WAY longer than it should’ve, this was supposed to be a purely silly chapter but i got carried away and took it more seriously than i originally planned to. my bad, chat 🙏💔 and i know i write elliot as a huge asshole but i swear its not bc i dislike him, he’s actually one of my favorites characters, i just happen to also enjoy making him 7n7’s biggest hater ^_^

killers gc will be made in the next chapter & im not lookign forward to it bc i dont know how to characterize any of them 🥀