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A sea of lost love and dusky hope

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Everyone is COOKIES IN THIS FIC ARE NOT ACTUAL COOKIE RUN CHARACTERS.

Biden Star Cookie find his way to the sea where he reunites with a lover that never loved. The gem mermaids find one of their sisters again and the brave gang(in this fic) joins to stop Trumps evil rule of the Duskgloom sea. Can they defeat trump? Yes. You saw that in the tags. If not maybe read those tags.

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“Trump Cookie!” Biden Star Cookie shouted. Trump Cookie turned slyly to Biden Cookie and cocked his head.

“Have you like um come to like um stop me from like taking over the sea and like stopping these gem mermaids? Many have told me my work is like good perhaps like even better then witches themselves and li-“

“Stop yapping!” Biden Star yelled over the crashing waves Clawed Beauty Mercookie(a gem mermaid) was casting. Kamala Sea Haris Cookie turned and stared at the scene. All the gem mermaids turned too. Somewhere out there Chappel Roan Cookie felt a pang in her heart as if her past with her Mersisters was haunting her. Ariel cookie stared out her window far from the sight.

“What.” Trump Cookie said. “Let me guess you think I would stop, for you and our past?”

“I know you would! If you fire those minions of yours like Chip Whistler Cookie and stop targeting these mermaids…I would take you back.” Biden Star Cookie said.

“Haha! Never you failed cookie!” Trump Cookie screaming, sea salt piercing his throat and eyes. Then a huge boat crashed into his ship causing his minion J.D Vance Cookie to stumble.

“Stop harassing the sea you jerk!” Mabel Cookie shouted from the boat. Standing tall despite the rough waters.

“Yeah you orange monster!” Dipper cookie said proudly. Trump ordered his white old men to set up the cake cannons as fast as possible.

“Oh you think that will stop us? King Clawthorne Cookie mocked.

“We have faced destruction!” Luz Nocceda Cookie cried.

“And Deceit!” Stan Scammer Cookie yelled.

“Leave these mercookies alone or deal with us!” Dipper shouted.

Biden Star Cookie looked at the cookies. They were the ones who had freed him from his self doubt in the city of wizards and summoned AOC Moon Cookie to help stop Dark Fiddleford Cookie. Had they come to help?

“Guess where we are?” Luz asked Trump.

“Where?” Trump Cookie asked.

“The Duskgloom Sea sucker!” Mabel shouted.

Suddenly Soos Cookie stepped into Biden Cookies frame of sight. A cookie Mabel cookie had briefly told him about.

“Melody, I'm sorry! I never wanted to work for him, I was forced! I would never give up your pearl! The only good thing that came out of those times was meeting you!” Soos cried.

Just then a Mercookie rose from the sea. It was Melody whom was quite literally the Duskgloom sea. She stared at Soos, tears in her eyes and a hand to her heart. She blew a kiss to him and prepared to strike Trump Cookies ship. Quickly King Clawthorne Cookie sailed the ship back, so they would be safe from what was about to unfold.

Far away Chappel Roan Cookie started singing a demo of her song about Cookies defeating hopelessness and even farther away Ariel sang a song to her daughter with the same meaning. Kamala Sea Haris Cookie rose in the water singing of hope, hope to love, hope for the children of her sea, and hope to reach AOC cookie.

Melody Cookie followed, preparing her strike at Trump Cookie. Her sisters who had missed her raised their weapons, the rest of Tear Crown Following. The brave gang, Stan, Luz, Dipper, Mabel, and King started prepping their cannons to shoot. Then Joe Biden Cookie solemnly helped give the cue to start fighting.

Faster than lightning Trumps ship sank turning the evil cookie soggy and ending him once and for all. The sea…. was quiet.

 

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