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Sunday, 20:47
Hatsune Miku©: I'm bored.
Hatsune Miku©: Oh well
Hatsune Miku© created a groupchat: mikulings
Hatsune Miku© added Hoshino Ichika©, Hanasato Minori© and 3 others.
Hoshino Ichika©: WBAF
Hoshino Ichika©: WHAT
Hoshino Ichika©: HI MIKU HELLO???
Yoisaki Kanade©: huh
Tenma Tsukasa©: WHAT! IS! GOING! ON!
Tenma Tsukasa©: oh hi Ichika
Hoshino Ichika©: Hi Tsukasa!
Hanasato Minori©: WAAH MIKU!!
Azusawa Kohane©: Hi??
Azusawa Kohane©: What is going on? Miku?
Yoisaki Kanade©: smhow nome of us r surprised we know miku
Hanasato Minori©: WAIITTTTTT DO YOU GUYS HAVE A SEKAI TOO????
Tenma Tsukasa©: SEKAI? HAHAA WHAT IS THAT
Tenma Tsukasa©: I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF IT
Tenma Tsukasa©: NEVER
Tenma Tsukasa©: WHAT IS A PHONE EVEN
Replying to @Minori Hanasato©: WAIITT…
Hatsune Miku©: Yeah you're all gay and mentally ill
Yoisaki Kanade©: oh
Replying to @Hatsune Miku©: Yeah y….
Tenma Tsukasa©: okay then
Replying to @Hatsune Miku©: Yeah y….
Hanasato Minori©: is lesbianism a mental illness
Replying to @Hatsune Miku©: Yeah y….
Hoshino Ichika©: ofc ml you know me so well
Replying to @Hatsune Miku©: Yeah y….
Azusawa Kohane©: Makes sense thank you!
Hatsune Miku©: Anyway I'm gonna keep this one just us and create another one with everyone
Hatsune Miku©: you all will have admin perms cause you're leaders and stuff
Hatsune Miku©: and us the vocaloids too of course because we are the gods so
Ichika Hoshino©: So true queen
Hatsune Miku©: god
Ichika Hoshino©: God.
Hatsune Miku© created a groupchat: kids I found in the dumpsters
Hatsune Miku© added Kagamine Rin©, Kagamine Len © and 23 others
Shinonome Akito: first of all how dare you
Shinonome Ena: No fucking way let me out I don't want to be in the same gc as him
Shinonome Akito: bitch???
Akiyama Mizuki: lil bro!!!
Tenma Tsukasa©: AKITO! You have a sekai too! It makes sense, since you're in Azusawa's group
Shinonome Akito: nevermind let me out
Hatsune Miku©: are you sure gay boy
Shinonome Akito: WHAT?
Shinonome Akito: ANYWAY YEAH??
Hatsune Miku©: Okay then....
Hanasato Minori©: HI GUYS!!! :DD
Shinonome Akito: WAIT MINORI HANASATO THE IDOL
Replying to @Minori Hanasato: HI G…
Kamishiro Rui: OH MY MIKU
Replying to @Hatsune Miku: okay th…
Shinonome Akito: wait no Miku sorry I take it back
Hatsune Miku© removed Shinonome Akito
Shinonome Ena: LOSER
Akiyama Mizuki: LOLOLOL
Hanasato Minori©: oh… what happened?
Shinonome Ena: Akito is a hardcore momojan fan
Momoi Airi: what is this
Momoi Airi: Miku?¿
Momoi Airi: Ena!!!
Shinonome Ena: Airi!!
Hatsune Miku© added Shinonome Akito.
Hatsune Miku©: Did you learn your lesson
Shinonome Akito: yes.
Hatsune Miku©: good
Hatsune Miku©: I hope you think before you speak now
Hatsune Miku©: Uhh
Hatsune Miku©: Type
Otori Emu: OH A GROUPCHAT??? WONDERHOYY
Tenma Tsukasa©: WONDERHOY EMU!
Kusanagi Nene: Wonderhoy!
Kamishiro Rui: WONDERHOY :3
Otori Emu: GUSYSGSUSGSUSGSUG HELLOOOOO
Otori Emu: NENE-CHANNNN
Kusanagi Nene: hey emu :)
Azusawa Kohane©: oh my God it's wonderlands x showtime
Shiraishi An: WIFE WIFE
Azusawa Kohane: HI ANNN (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
Shiraishi An: NWBEHEJAJSHAHAABABBAABBAkohamham
Kiritani Haruka: Hello?
Hanasato Minori©: AWAAWHAHAHAHAHAHANAHAAAAAAAAAAAHATUKACHAN
Kiritani Haruka: Oh, hey love! :)
Hanasato Minori© spontaneously combusted
Hinomori Shizuku: oj noh!!!
Replying to “Hanasato Minori© sponta…”
Tenma Tsukasa©: WHAT!!!!!
Replying to @Hinomori Shizuku: oj noh!!!
Tenma Tsukasa: HELLO SHIZUKU!
Replying to “Hanasato Minori© sponta…”
Kamishiro Rui: You when me
Hinomori Shizuku: hi tcjhaka! Airi chan :D
Replying to @Kamishiro Rui: You whe…
Tenma Tsukasa©: I do NOT spontaneously combust, you make me explode
Kamishiro Rui: I mean yeah….
Shinonome Akito: fucking hate gay people
Aoyagi Touya: Akito that's not nice :(
Shinonome Akito: I deeply apologize for my earlier words, they were insensitive and not appropriate at all, I hope you all can forgive me.
Kusanagi Nene: down bad
Shinonome Akito: die
Replying to @Aoyagi Touya: Akito th…
Tenma Tsukasa©: TOUYAAAAAA!!!
Tenma Saki: OMG
Tenma Saki: BIG BRO YOU HAVE A SEKAI
Replying to @Tenma Saki: OMG
Tenma Tsukasa©: SAAAAAKKIII!!!
Replying to @Tenma Tsukasa©: SAAAA…
Tenma Saki: TSUKASAAAAA!!!
Replying to @Tenma Tsukasa©: TOUYAA…
Aoyagi Touya: Tsukasa!
Replying to @Tenma Saki: OMG
Aoyagi Touya: Saki!
Replying to @Aoyagi Touya: Saki!
Tenma Saki: TOUYAAAA!!
Hinomori Shiho: what did I just witness.
Hinomori Shizuku: shichan!
Hinomori Shiho: we're not doing that.
Mochizuki Honami: you're so mean Shiho, sob sob
Hinomori Shiho: it wasn't even directed at you???
Hoshino Ichika: MY GIRLFRIENDS ARE ALL HERE!!!!
Tenma Saki: YAAYAYAY
Hatsune Miku©: Okay is everyone here
Yoisaki Kanade©: no
Yoisaki Kanade©: mafuyu isn't here yet
Kamishiro Rui: @Asahina Mafuyu
Kamishiro Rui: @Asahina Mafuyu
Kamishiro Rui: @Asahina Mafuyu
Kamishiro Rui: @Asahina Mafuyu
Kamishiro Rui: @Asahina Mafuyu
Kamishiro Rui: @Asahina Mafuyu
Kamishiro Rui: @Asahina Mafuyu
Kamishiro Rui: @Asahina Mafuyu
Kamishiro Rui: @Asahina Mafuyu
Kamishiro Rui: @Asahina Mafuyu
Kamishiro Rui: @Asahina Mafuyu
Kamishiro Rui: @Asahina Mafuyu
Kamishiro Rui: @Asahina Mafuyu
Kamishiro Rui: @Asahina Mafuyu
Kamishiro Rui: @Asahina Mafuyu
Kamishiro Rui: @Asahina Mafuyu
Kamishiro Rui: @Asahina Mafuyu
Kamishiro Rui: @Asahina Mafuyu
Asahina Mafuyu: I hope you get run over by a truck.
Kamishiro Rui: So mean to your dearest cousin… 😿😿😿
Asahina Mafuyu: die twink.
Kamishiro Rui: whatever emo
Akiyama Mizuki: that's some great familiar bond right there
Kamishiro Rui: She adores me
Asahina Mafuyu: 🕳️
Kamishiro Rui: okay
Shinonome Ena: ??
Hatsune Miku©: ANYWAY. EVERYONE IS HERE. GREAT.
Hatsune Miku©: So you probably realized you all are here because you have something in common
Shinonome Akito: Were all queer to some extent
Hatsune Miku©: that and you all have a sekai
Hatsune Miku©: and I was really bored tbh
Replying to @Hatsune Miku©: and I was r…
Tenma Tsukasa©: aren't you like, god?
Hatsune Miku©: so what I can't be bored
Hoshino Ichika©: NO GIRL YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT
Shinonome Akito: I already know I'm gonna hate it here
Replying to @Tenma Tsukasa: aren't you li…
Shinonome Ena: ARE WE GOING TO SKIP OVER THIS???