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2025-09-07
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EVIL PANCAKES

Summary:

WHAT IF ASUKA ATE PANCAKES.

BUT THE PANCAKES WERE EVIL AND SHE DIED.

Notes:

TAKE THAT ALFA

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Misato woke from the red ocean.

“Well,” she muttered, “that just happened.”

She trudged along the scarlet shore until she found Shinji making a hole. Pen-Pen, waddling beside him, was dragging Asuka’s limp body toward the makeshift grave.

“What the hell happened!?” Misato shrieked.

“You remember when we went for raspberries a few months ago?”

Misato narrowed her eyes. “Yeah? And what the hell does that have to do with this?”

He swallowed hard. “Turns out Asuka’s allergic… to blueberries.”

A beat of silence. The waves hissed.

“…Blueberries? Is that a bitten pancake?”

“I dunno. I'm sorry okay!?”

Pen-Pen mourned.

Notes:

TAKE THAT ALFA