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Wemmbu was watching his favorite show, Skibidi Toilet. He really enjoyed it and would have arguments with people on every single social media you could think of about how it wasn't cringe or for kids. "Skibidi, skibidi, skibidi!" The toilet on screen said, very fun.
"What the heck are you watching, kicking your feet like that?" Parrot asked him. "Skibidi toilet!" He responded enthusiastically. Parrot's face immediately twisted. "What. YOU WATCH SKIBIDI TOILET??" Parrot yelled, eyes glowing red. "Yeah, it's the best show ever."
"Grrrr…." Parrot's limbs started twisting, his eyes rolled back and he turned into a half angel half demon half princess half wolf hybrid thing with powers of anti-skibidi. "TURN IT OFF!!!111!!1!1!1!111!!!!!" He was a……… a—…. a skibidi toilet hater. He was making Wemmbu ANGY.
Wemmbu started floating, growing wings or some shit and turned into a half fallen angel hafl fox half queen half hybrid full human but not really with powers lent to him by the holy spirit of skibidi. "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT SKIBIDI TOILET????????????????? I'LL CRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUSH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
But before either of them could do anything a knife was thrown, right at Wemmbu's leg, next to his tablet which had Skibidi Toilet paused. "Uh oh, I missed. Hold on." Spoke ssaid, throwing one more knife. It penetrated Wemmbu's other leg instead. "I'll get it this time!"
He proceeded to throw fifty more, not one of them even hit the tablet. But the fifty third did, finally shutting of Skibidi Toilet for good. "AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Wemmbu screamed in agony as he trasnformed abck to human, the holy spirit of Skibidi no longer lending him its powers. Now without them the knives that Spoke had missed (all of them had hit Wemmbu instead) caused him to be crippled. Now he was known as Handicap Toilet.