Chapter Text
Sorting things out
Bachira: I remember a time on the dark horizon. No assignments. No homework. No chopped teachers. It was but a simple paradise. 3:30 pm would strike and bam! I would catch my bookbag, dash down to my shoe locker, and burst out into the sun along with my companions on my way home. I remember the laughter. The joy. The breeze on my skin—it wasn’t just paradise. Maybe, just maybe, it was heaven.
Let me know if you’d like to make this more dramatic—cinematic, even. 😉
Isagi: Bachira…
Chigiri: saw a huge paragraph from bachira and was proud for a second
Then i see ts
Hiori: this is straight up taking me out
Rin: Get this off my screen.
Isagi: Bachira why exactly did you chatgpt this to us 😭?
Hiori: BRO TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
Niko: ts a third yr btw 😭
Yeah we’re not making it past hs
Kunigami: did he just send that and leave
Isagi: BACHIRA?
Bachira: oh oops
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I remember a time on the dark horizon. No assignments. No homework. No chopped teachers. It was but a simple paradise. 3:30 pm would strike and bam! I would catch my bookbag, dash down to my shoe locker, and burst out into the sun along with my companions on my way home. I remember the laughter. The joy. The breeze on my skin—it wasn’t just paradise. Maybe, just maybe, it was heaven.
Isagi: DONT JUST SEND IT AGAIN???
Niko: 😭 now u see me now u dont ahh
Chigiri: sometimes bachira you piss me off to a degree i didnt know was possible
Bachira: br tnk h Rin 🤣🤣
Chigiri: SEE WHAT I MEAN
Reo: how did you even make it into hs
Do you know you are alive
Bachira: YOU GUYS ARE SOO BORING 😭😭😭
there is NO reason that u guys shld be studying all the time
Like omg live a littleeeee YOU GUYS ARE IN YOUR PEAK
Chigiri: and im abt to jump off
Is NOBODY ELSE stressed about the bio test
Bachira: OBVS NOT IM GONNA PASS 😝😝😝
Isagi: DONT REMIND MEEE
Rin: I don’t have one
Chigiri: SHUT UPPPP WHEN YOU GET INTO OUR GRADE THERES GONNA BE A TEST EVERY DAY AND YOURE GONNA GET ACNE AND YOUR HAIRS GONNA FALL OUT
Rin: Sure thats not just you?
Nagi: bio easy
Js remember
Chigiri: You shut your mouth and never speak again.
Hiori: If youre homeless just get a house ahh
Nagi: oh
Reo: I think the bio test is gonna be easy!
Chigiri: wow mustve been the wind
Hiori!
Nagi: evrthng easy for u reo
Hiori: yh
Oh i havent rlly studied yet so ig yeah im worried
Niko: “i guess” this mf hasnt cared a day in his life
Kurona: You js have to remember stuff
Bio is the easiest out of the big three science i think
Rin: Chem is easier
Nagi: no cuz then u hv to think
Bio u js rmmbr
Kunigami: I personally am not that good with remembering so I think chem is easier
Bachira: who in their right sane correct mind likes chem over bio
Isagi: I think chem is funner
Bachira: WHAT…?
Chigiri: ISAGI I TRUSTED YOU….
Rin: There you go wanting to be me so bad.
Isagi: All im hearing is Thank you Isagi-senpai for tutoring me in year 1!
🥺🥺🥺 AWEEE RINN NO PROBLEM 🥺🥺🥺 Senpai will always help!!!
Rin: GET OUT MY FACEEEE
Bachira: LMAOOOO
Reo: 😭outta pocket
Hiori: how do u even come up w that
Isagi: Rin used to be so sweet in year 1 now he’s js emo
Don’t worry Rin Isagi-chan still loves you!
Rin: thank you isagi-senpai i love you too!
Rin: what the hell is wrong with you
Meds are calling
Mental institute is calling
Isagi: Rin: meow
Rin: meowwwww meowww KYAAA!!!! KYA!!! ISAGI-CHAN!!!
Rin: YOIPIII MEOWWWWW MEOWWW I LOVE YOU NYAAA!!!!!
Rin: Isagi-chan… you’re my light!!
Chigiri: ik this is a joke but reo has DEFINITELY said this to nagi at some point
Reo: WHYRE WE MAKING THIS PSYCHOTIC BREAK ABOUT ME??
Kunigami: You’ve defo said the “youre my light” part
Nagi: yh def
Reo: YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO AGREE??
Isagi: thanks they were actually my inspiration and from their example I was able to paint a clearer image and further evolve my character building abilities, which made for a richer reading experience
Rin: You’ve lost it
Niko: 3rd year cannot be THIS bad
Kurona: You guys are scaring me
Isagi: It’s not that bad
Bachira: Its not the worst!
Chigiri: I’m losing hair by the day.
Hiori: can you get that checked out or sum 😭
Kunigami: As a whole its fine i think its just ego’s class that everyone hates
Isagi: I think Ego’s fine
well ig cause im used to him
Niko: what’s the deal with him i keep hearing horror stories on bro
Reo: He was our teacher in 1st year, then when we moved up grades we thought we were free but then he was there in our 2nd year, then now 3rd
Chigiri: yh honestly we might as well be best friends
Rin: i see him too damn often
Kurona: thts ur own fault cuzzo 😂hello im rin let me take a 3rd year class in my 2nd year itoshi
Rin: js so i can get it over with
your sorry ass is going to be in 3rd year with a full schedule while i can js go home early
Nagi: rin sybau whn i see u in the halls i js wna slime u out
Rin: You think i wanna see you? Kys
Nagi: no its js the way u talk that pmo
me me me look at what i did look at me
we see the fade lil bro
Hiori: yeah rin it’s okay your seniors can see your amazing achievements
Bachira: and your name! That is on every trophy and award!
Niko: literally leave some for the rest of us
Kurona: Allat and he still dont got a job
Isagi: Rin: o-oh… g-gomenasai, senpais…. I-I’ve been harsh on you all for no reason… itterashai!
Rin: Isagi hop off
whatever
why are you guys so insistent on not taking school seriously
Bachira: the stick up ur butt is starting to ferment atp
Kunigami: its not that we dont take it seriously its more that we know when to chill
Isagi: Rin we’re literally all trying to get into BLK-U 😭😭😭😭 not js you
so like stop saying we’re less than you cuz we’re under the same kind of pressure
Hiori: academic elitists can actually die
blk-u can suck my feet
Rin: ew
ok wtv mb ig
Chigiri: Isagi u always know js what to say sighs dreamily
Isagi: of course princess… meows at you
um anyway
so… the weathers been nice lately
Reo: it has actually surprised its usually rainy around now
Bachira: TOO BAD WE CANT GO OUTSIDE MORE :/// I HATE SCHOOL
Hiori: cold weather is better than hot
Its too hot to go outside
Kurona: hiori feels a TICK of warmth outside and its too much
Isagi: well seeing hiori outside at all is rare so idk why this is news to you
Hiori: sybau
Niko: are you guys seriously talking about the weather rn
What has become of u guys
Chigiri; THERES NOTHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT 😭😭😭
Isagi; Rin: I love going outside!
Rin: STOP IT.
STOP ROPING ME INTO CONVERSATIONS IM
NOT A PART OF
Isagi; its good to socialize otherwise you’ll turn into Nagi
Nagi: hey :x
Reo: Nagi’s not that bad
Isagi: No he’s not
The fact that Rin is worse is the problem
Rin: omg js leave me alone
Bachira: thats like asking a bird to never fly again
Rin: that bird can die
Isagi: plot twist, its an owl
Rin: can you get off my back omfg you’re so annoying
all of you are so annoying
Nagi: whn is rin gna grow out of ts pouty tsundere era its annoying
Rin: kill yourself
Bachira: bro after shidou and them left like the aura of the school changed
its js school now
like im js at school
Chigiri: I feel that too hard
like damn i hated Otoya’s guts but im gonna need him to come back 😭
Hiori: HIM AND KARASU WERE SO FUNNY 😭RIPPP
Niko: senpai is furthering their education
you guys are acting like you can’t just text them
Bachira: SYBAU YOU DONT GET IT YOU WERENT THERE
Niko: literally was but wtv
Rin: they were annoying
Isagi: yeah but its lonely without them
like… now I gotta carry on Shidou’s legacy of bothering you all the time
Rin: u dont fyi
Isagi: yeah but i will
Bachira: isagi when you talk to rin you start acting like a white man who js told a girl shes ugly for rejecting him
Isagi: WHATTT NO . NEVER
Chigiri: isagi swears he’s normal
Niko: he’s so painfully normal
Nagi: regular
Reo: we need more fill in people like isagi
Isagi: FILL IN?
okay nice knowing you im jumping
Rin: now why would you say that
Nagi: reo that wasn’t nice
Reo: WHAT I MEAN LIKE
HES NORMAL SO LIKE
CAUSE THERES A LOT OF NORMAL PEOPLE SO LIKE HE BALANCES US OUT SINCE WE’RE WEIRD
Nagi: reo 😭stop
Chigiri: yeah that’s not coming off how you want it to babe
Hiori: bro even rin said that was weird
reo i think you need to start taking like a social course
Oh maybe you should learn from isagi ‘how to be polite and not say out of pocket things’
Bachira: i don’t think isagi is like the best person to go to for ‘out of pocket’ things
Rin: mhm
Chigiri: have the past three years taught you nothing reo
Reo: IM SORRY ISAGI I DIDNT MEAN IT THAT WAY
Isagi: its okay.
just found out im chopped and unc.
Reo: NO STOP I FEEL SO BAD
YOURE AMAZING ISAGI THIS PLACE WOULDNT BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU
Isagi: ok.
Bachira: my vro 💔
Chigiri: im surprised you haven’t said anything mean to reo yet
last year you wouldve hit him with smth devious
Isagi: I'm currently rectifying my ways
Also cause during graduation Sae told me he wanted me to look out for Rin
So idk i guess that gave me a reality check
Rin: ??? When did he tell you that
Isagi: Like at the end of the day before he left
Chigiri: wait thats so cute 🥺
Kunigami: I guess Sae’s always been looking out for Rin even tho it doesn’t seem like it
Rin: thats rich
Isagi: he rlly cares abt u
the two of you js have massive tsundere disease tho
Rin: ok if he does then why hasn’t he texted me at all since uni started
Hiori: probably busy
I haven’t heard from Otoya or Karasu since September hit yo like its seriously taking them out
Reo: I HAVENT SEEN OTOYA ACTIVE SINCE AUGUST
Bachira: WHO GOT HIM 😭
Chigiri: the concept of Otoya studying like wow
Niko: it’s hurting my brain thinking of it
Rin: hard to imagine
Bachira: last sign of life i saw was when Shidou posted that dorm tour on his story
Isagi: bllk-u is super fancy i was impressed
Bachira: NO RIGHT
I think he had a roomie so he didn't know the whole room
Hiori: last i saw was the post abt the whole gang going to hotpot with Aiku and Sendou and them
Reo: I wonder how they’re doing over there
I heard that BLK-U is an international school
You think they made new friends too 😭??
Rin: Doubt it
Chigri: idk but let’s hope they’re not dead
Bachira: YEAH OMG I MISS THEM 😭
Hiori: Good luck to them </3.
Kunigami: yeah i hope we can all hang out again soon
groupchat title name here
Aiku: yo
ask me questions about myself
Karasu: when’s the baby coming
Sendou: r u happy
Ness: Aiku what’s your favourite ice cream flavour?
Otoya: would you rather kick the bucket or chair
Ness: that’s the same thing
Otoya: functionally yes morally no
Ness: ??
Otoya: u dont get me
Ness: I don’t know you
Otoya: YES YOU DO WE MET YESTERDAY
IM THE GUY W THE GREEN STREAK
IN HIS HAIR
????
Ness: I have two people in mind are you the tall one or the little one
Otoya: … hey now
you don’t have to put it that way
Ness: so you’re the small one?
No shame in that! ☺️
Aiku: yes shame in that
Shidou: Otoya’s just a cute lil guy
Otoya: this isnt fair
i dont even have energy to retaliate
Karasu: skill issue
Yukimiya: why were you asking earlier Aiku?
Aiku: oh my professor sent this get to know you google form
i hv to put 3 things about myself
Karasu: why’re they actually still doing that
Shidou: I js answer smth diff every time
Aiku: I would but Idm this professor so im being nice
Shidou: LMFAOO who is it
Aiku: brother with the big nose
Sendou: Snuffy??? IM CRYING
Aiku: oh yeah
Ness: Oh he’s nice
Shidou: ness u know him?
Ness: Well yeah! He’s a friend of mines adoptive dad
Lorenzo? Idk if you’ve met him yet
Aiku: WHATTT YOURE KIDDING
THEY DONT LOOK ALIKE AT ALL
Karasu: ARE YOU CHALLENGED 😭😭
Aiku: oh i didnt read that part
BUT SERIOUSLY??? I WOULDVE NEVER GUESSED
Sendou: bro Lorenzo scares the crap out of me
Shidou: WHO IS THAT??
Sendou: like one of the internationals he’s like 6’7 and he has gold teeth
Aiku: he’s 6’3 he and i are the same height
Sendou: SAME THING?
Shidou: GOLD TEETH??? YOURE KIDDING
WAIT WAIT I GOTTA MEET THIS GUY HE SOUNDS SO COOL
Sendou: I JUST DESCRIBED WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE TO YOU
Shidou: anybody who has crazy body mods like that are cool in my book
Tell bro to hmu
Sendou: ASK AIKU I DONT WANNA TALK TO HIM
Aiku: IM NOT EXACTLY A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY EITHER DUDE
ASK BAROU TO TALK TO HIM
Barou: Absolutely not.
Aiku: see
Ness: tbh he’s probably gonna talk to you first so you don’t need to worry
Barou: Disgusting.
I don’t need weirdos approaching me.
Ness: Oh okay
I’m sorry
Shidou: Barou you seriously piss me off
Grown ass man cant js be nice for once 😭😭
Otoya: thats literally ness’ first impression of you
Karasu: his granny panties doing overtime 👎👎👎👎
Barou: We’re not in highschool anymore I don’t see why you all insist on being best friends.
Aiku: here’s where nagi would tell you to kill yourself
Barou: Don’t mention that DAMN PLUSH PILLOW DISAPPOINTMENT OMFGGGGG
Aiku: LMFAOOOOO
Otoya: 🤣🤣 THATS WHAT U GET FOR BEING A BOOGER
Ness: 😭😭 I feel like I’m watching tv rn
Shidou: dont even worry abt it
@otoya explain our friendgroup
Otoya: its uh… pretty poggers
Js threw up in my mouth from that you’re getting slimed
Shidou: YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELF?
Aiku: I don’t think I can defend you from that one lil bro
Shidou: Im actually sick to my stomach fym Im in uni now
This is not my home
Karasu: first night here was hell
Shidou: OMG YEAH HOW DID YOU GUYS SLEEP
Otoya: IT WAS BUNSSS
BRO IF KARASU WASNT MY ROOMIE I MIGHTVE CRASHED OUT
At least its a forever sleepover W MY BEST BROOOO
Karasu: No yh
U snore like my grandma
Otoya: ZIP ITTTT
Watching ur morning routine seems intimate to me
Karasu: … no thanks.
Otoya: .
Yukimiya: If Ness hadn’t shown me around I would've ended up sleeping in the library
Ness: Happy to help!
Aiku: How do you already know your way around this maze bruh
Ness: I’ve actually been here for a week already while they were preparing
All the internationals have been here early for opening
Sae: Really?
How come I haven’t seen Kaiser around then
Shidou: BRO WHO IS KAISER I KEEP HEARING NUGUS TALKING ABOUT HIM
Sendou: Theres literally a banner of him in the main atrium
WHO is that
Aiku: Omg i saw that like what
Sae you have one too
Sae: What
I told them not to put one
Omfg im ripping it up
Aiku: YOU LOOK FINE IN IT
kaiser js mogs you a tiny bit
Shidou: NO HE DOESNT 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Aiku: IM SORRY BUT SOCIETY DICTATES THAT A EUROCENTRIC FACE WILL ALWAYS BE MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN ANYTHING ELSE EVEN IF THE OTHER PERSON IS OBJECTIVELY MORE ATTRACTIVE
Sae: ?? Js say im chopped
Karasu: Then why are you advancing the narrative
Otoya: No yh from now on michael kaiser is chopped
Shidou: HE LOOKS COOL THO….
Otoya: CAN YOU GO ALONG WITH IT
Shidou: OH SORRY MB
yh take the banner down its hurting my eyes
Otoya: no fr
Ness: 😅… um…
Sae: You’re saying this in front of his bsf btw
Shidou: oh.
Otoya: WHAT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY ANYTHING EARLIER NOW I LOOK LIKE A MONSTER
Heh… uh… kaiser is beautiful!
Ness: It’s okay I don’t think he would care
Also Sae he’s not here because he’s stuck helping noa set up
Sae: oh i he hates that
Good
He should be miserable
Ness: You guys’ relationship confuses me
Sae: ??? Didnt he have you doing puppy play play last week?
Ness: NOO WHAT WHAT STOP EWW EW DONT SAY THAT
Shidou: WOAH THEREEEE NESS I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE LIKE THAT
Aiku: omg what goes down in Germany
Sendou: IS THIS WHY LORENZO FREAKS ME OUT
Ness: DON'T LUMP ME IN WOTH HIM WHEN THERE IS SEXUAL CONNOTATION
Sae: lol guys keep going
Ness: SAE 🤬🤬🤬🤬 YOURE USELESS
I HATE YOU
Sae: mhm and his true colours out
Shidou: true colours plural cuz there are seven of them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Karasu: there are actually 6 colours in that emoji but wtv
Otoya: sometimes u make me dry up like the desert bro
Karasu: i can direct u to a splash pad then
this unemployed hater
Yukimiya: you dont have a job either but whatever
Karasu: mhm and do you??? SYFM
Shidou: i js saw a triple homicide
Aryu: Do you all not have anything better to do with your miserable time ✨?
Aiku: ARYUU MY MANNNN
whats up dude
Sendou: ARYUUU HIII
WHY ARE YOU DISSING US SO ELEGANTLY ✨?
Shidou: ARYUU 😍😍😍
Yukimiya: Hi Aryu 👋!
Sae: Who is this
Shidou: 😕you went to school w this guy.
Ness: he thinks he’s some sort of celebrity
Sae: i was in spain for 2 years i dont remember every person i knew since birth
Aryu: I suggest you cease your breath ✨
Sae: Could have just answered
Aiku: Aryu dude
Have u finished ur room yet
Can i see
Aryu: You may visit ✨✨!! Sendou as well
Sendou: YAYYA
Shidou: they gonna walk in and a bat is gonna fly out 😭😭
Karasu: they walk in and theres skeletons in the closet (literally)
Otoya: they walk in and Aryu’s bed is a coffin
Ness: Oh omg
Aryu are you goth
May i also see your room? 🥺
Aryu: Of course new friend ✨✨✨!!!
I appreciate the goth aesthetic
You may come and visit…
Ness: OKOK IM COMING
Sae: ur not supposed to let vampires in your house
Pale pilgrim
Ness: oh
Aryu sorry im making a detour
Sae: Wait dont
Shidou: LMFAOOO
Ness: i know where ur room is Sae i was the one who helped assign it
Sae: what
Why r u js doing side quests
Ness: Cause im employed
And i cant even see if ur pale bc your big ass eyes take up the surface area of your whole face
Otoya: OH…
Karasu: omfg im clutching my purse wtffff
Yeah no im not coming back after that
Shidou: HELPMEEEEE
Sae: Ness stop
Ness: Let me remind you why kaiser says please and thank you now
Sae went offline.
Ness went offline.
Shidou: bro 😭
Wtf is uni about
Sorting things out
Hiori: Hypothetically if I ran away from home which one of you guys would take me in
Bachira: ME
Kunigami: I dont mind
Hiori: you have a little sister tho i dont wanna be a nugu in ur house
Kunigami: itll be fine ill tell her to be quiet
Chigiri: my sisters in uni
Come over lil bro 🤤🤤🤤
Hiori: um
No offence chigiri
But u are baby hazel snot nose frutiger aero propaganda matcha labubu office siren final boss
Chigiri: WHAT???
Hiori: I mean you suck
Bachira: LMFAOOOO
Chigiri: NO IM NOT???
Kunigami: Ummm
It’s definitely part of your charm…
Chigiri: YOU GUYS ARE SO FAKE
Hiori: who lives close to the school and isnt chigiri
Nagi: me
Hiori: i would die of starvation at your house
Nagi: ?? Then order
Hiori: ARE YOU PAYING??
Nagi: sure
Hiori: oh
Ok thats option one
Niko: Why do I feel like we’re lining up waiting for hiori to walk by with a shotgun in hand
Dont come by my house lil bro
Hiori: i dont wanna room w minors ugly scat
Sorry that last part was outta pocket
Niko: WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME.
Kurona: Hiori did smth happen w ur parents again…
Hiori: yeah wtv
If they dont want me in this house then i wont be tf 😭😭
Isagi: oh 😭
Bachira: HIORINNN COME BY ME 🥺🥺🥺
I DONT HAVE A DAD SO LIKE THE HOUSE IS EMPTY
Hiori: HELP BACHIRAAA IM CRYING
OK OPTION 2…
Kunigami: i dont like how youre numerating us
Hiori: youre not one of the options so hush
Reo: You can stay with me but my parents might be weird about it
Nagi: why wld he lv hs prnts to go to nthr 🏠 whre the prnts dont lk hm either
Hiori: my thoughts exactly
Rin: Wtf does that even say
Chigiri: Nagi what the hell 😭😭😭😭 u gotta js start using autocorrect or smt cuz ts starting to pmo
Nagi: ?? Kill yourself
is tht clr enough
Reo: nagi what did i say about using that…
Nagi: :x srry…
To reo not to chigiri
U can die
Reo: NAGI
Isagi: LMAOOOO
Hiori: 😭😭😭 I HATE YOU GUYS
oh wait isagi arent u an only child
U tryna have a sibling rq 🙏 😜?
Isagi: oh hioriiii i feel so bad i totally wld let you stay w me 😭😭 but i cant im sorry
My home situation isnt like
Awesome rn
Hiori: oh dude
Sorry i didnt mean to make you uncomfortable
Isagi: NO ITS FINE 😭 ITS JS IM IN THE PROCESS OF MOVING
Bachira: WHAT YOURE MOVING???
WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME 😞😞😞😞????
Rin: ?? Since when
Chigiri: WHAT??
WHERE??
Kunigami: Oh what
Nagi: I lowk tht isg didnt hv a house
Isagi: What 😭😭 WHY
Nagi: well idk u nvr talk abt home
Kurona: oh true
Rin: Yeah
Chigiri: Wait actually i dont even think ive heard isagi say “i wanna go home” or smt
Isagi: well cause i don't necessarily want to go home
I js wanna leave school
Niko: VALIDDD
Rin: why’re you moving
Isagi: well like
Since im going to blk-u my dad wants me to live alone w a roommate so i can experience the real world or smt
Im not changing schools tho so dont worry
Hiori: Oh omg
They LOVEE talking bout some “real world”
In the real world your forehead is that big so clock it
Isagi: we’re viewing this from completely different perspectives but yes amazing
Youre doing amazing sweetie!
Bachira: LIVING ALONE … WHAT
THATS SO SCARYY
Isagi: Its fine its w a roommate
Chigiri: Is it a random 😭
Niko: The concept of isagi sharing lobby w a random
Kunigami: “lobby” and its the dudes house
Rin: get off the damn phone incel
I know you typed that one out w ur buttcheeks hanging over the toilet bowl
Niko: You just have me permanent constipation thanks I hope you can live with that
Rin: ill give you a nosejob too for free js come see me
Bachira: Niko i think that means hes going to punch you in the face
Niko: i know.
Bachira: Niko i dont think you should go see him
Niko: BACHIRA SYFM I KNOW.
Isagi what were you saying before this troglodyte takes another breath
Isagi: oh lol i was js saying
we know each other but we’re not close
Like well … we are but
Idk its complicated
Hiori: oh okay 😞😞😔😔😔
Guess you wont have a sibling now.. 😞😔😔😔
Isagi: SORRY YORII 😭😭😭
Bachira: wait so are u rooming w me or nagi
(ME ME ME ME ME ME)
Hiori: this is so weird cause i used to js go over to karasus
But… hes not… GULP
HES NOT THERE ANYMOREEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Reo: OMFG WE’RE ALL GETTING OLD 😭😭😭
Nagi: the concept of me needing to pay my own bills cause im 18 now
No thnks
Rin: the concept of you losing your typing quirk because your frontal lobe is finally doing something up there
Nagi: yh and so is my hatred for you
Ill give U a nosejob
Since u hate looking like ur brother so damn much
Rin: ?? go and off yourself
Isagi: Rin I implore you to STOP picking fights with Nagi like whatever you think you can say to him he’s got something 10x worse
Chigiri: yeah and his only rival in that was prime isagi
But i guess that’s a washed idol now… rip…
Bachira: yeah revive iconic pully
Like bully but w p
I couldnt think of anything else
Isagi: then do us a favour and js close that lip
Sometimes the best gift is nothing at all
Bachira: GASP
A GLIMPSE OF HIS FORMER GLORY
Isagi: BACHIRA PLEASE PLEASE SHUT please please i beg you I WAS JOKING THAT WAS A JOKE
Chigiri: yeah sure you say that but my whole face js lit up for a sec
Reo: Yeah I kinda miss mean isagi
Now he’s mature
And an adult
Isagi: WHYS THAT SO HARD FOR YOU TO ACCEPT
Rin: thats js not you
Isagi: WHAT???
Bachira: yeah like
Yeah rin you get it
Rin: mhm
Isagi: WHAT
Niko: ok well
good luck with broke joints u guys 😍😍😍 imma stay UP! for a while longer
Reo: we arent that old
Hiori: I’ll stay with bachira
Js cuz im not tryna starve to death at nagis
Nagi: i said i’d pay :x
Hiori: CAN YOU SEE IM EXPLOITING THE FACT THAT BACHIRA HAS A LOVING CARING MOM TO NURSE MY OWN MOMMY ISSUES .
LET ME HAVE THIS.
Nagi: oh
k bachi take me too :x
Bachira: FULL HOUSE 🙅♂️🙅♂️🙅♂️🙅♂️🙅♂️
GET BACK
STAY W UR RICH BILLIONAIRE BOYFRIEND
Reo: 😭😭 ????
Isagi: oh 😔
I was gonna ask if i could stay w u for a bit
Since all my stuff is gone
Bachira: oh nvm
NOT FULL HOUSE
COME OVER ISAGIII
Hiori: YEAH IDMMMM
Isagi: WHAT NO I DONT WANT YOUR MOM TO HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THREE OF US
Kunigami: can you guys even fit in that house
/notpoorshaming
Chigiri: i think you saying that is making it poor shaming
Reo: Yeah u would know
Chigiri: pot calling the kettle black
Yeah why are we friends w this nepo baby
Kunigami: bc we found him crying over nagi that one time
Chigiri: sometimes i wish we left you there
Uneven fringe chopped big eyed big mouth loser
Looking like you were written by vivziepop
Talking bout some 😜
Reo: THAT WAS ONE TIME IN ONE PHOTO. LET ME BE.
Nagi: lol
Vivziepop
😜 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Hiori: 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Bachira: 😜😜😜😜😜😜
Kunigami: 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Reo: NAGI WHYRE YOU AGREEING WITH THEM
LOOK AT WHAT U DID
Nagi: you’re not chopped reo
Js a little bit silly
Reo: what does silly mean right now.
Niko: 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Kurona: 😜😜😜😜😜😜
Rin: Silly means annoying
You’re annoying
Nagi: Can I say smt
Isagi: absolutely not.
Nagi: oh
Charles: Rin u gotta stop acting like ur one of the older kids and u can js tell them what to do nd say rude crap because u perceive urself as better than them 😜😜😜😜 like no ur not tuff nd they actually see u as a baby throwing a tantrum rather than the cool emo u wish u were 😜😜😜😜
And also 😜😜😜😜 they’re js being nice when u say rude crap bc they actually have a morsel of empathy for u and realize tht its js ur twisted annoying ass way of connecting with ppl 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Niko: CHARLES???
Hiori: omfg i havent seen this dude online in a while
What the hell
Chigiri: who prayed
Isagi: DID YOU EVEN READ WHAT HE SAID
Chigiri: YES AND IM CRYING LAUGHING
Reo: DONT PUT MY EMOJI WHILE SAYING DEFAMATORY THINGS
Kurona: so now its ur emoji
Ok but this is crazy what
Rin: Can you mind your own business Charles
I talk to you enough during french class
Charles: Js because ur brother is gone 😜 and u’ve got abandonment issues 😜 and your hair is longer on one side 😜😜😜😜 dont mean u can js do whatever u want
UM NO CAUSE UR GETTING ON MY NERVES AND THINGS YOU SAY ACTUALLY MEAN??? SOMETHING???
Rin: Is this about the project or whatever
I didn’t mean that
Charles: YOU STILL SAID IT >:(((!!!!!!!!!!!
AND IT HURT MY FEELINGS
SO BOOM
Rin: fym it hurt your feelings are you 5
I said sorry
Niko: ok rin it was pretty bad idk if sorry is gonna cut it
Nagi: omg lol what did rin say
Isagi: wait seriously what did he say tho
Charles: its whatever
ILL GET OVER IT
IM JUST SAYING
RIN
WATCH YOUR MOUTH
AND YOUR BACK
MAD FACE WITH CURSING MOUTH EMOJI MAD FACE WITH CURSING MOUTH EMOJI
Rin: whatever
Go do your slides on our project
Charles: I AM MAD FACE WITH CURSING MOUTH EMOJI
Niko: Charles are you using speech to text
Charles: YES BECAUSE I AM DOING MY LITTLE SISTERS FAIR
NO I SAID MY LITTLE SISTERS AIR
NO YOU STUPID KILL YOURSELF
MY SISTERS MARE
ITS DOING THIS ON PURPOSE. I SWEAR TO GOD
Niko: you mean your little sisters hair
Charles: YES
ALSO I BACKREAD
ICE A JI CONGRATS ON MOVING
OH MY GOD YOU KNOWWHAT I MEAN
STOP TYPING IT IN CAPS
Isagi: right… thank you charles
Chigiri: never thought id see the day
Hiori: okay um
That was intense
Kunigami: erm that js happened
Nagi: that felt good
Thanks charles
Rin: omg get off your phone and stop scratching ur bum
Isagi: im actually so curious on what you said
Rin: It was bad and I shouldn’t have said it and all that
You dont need to know
Niko: yeah so rin if u wanna say anything weird to me best believe ive got isagi on speed dial
Rin: . sure.
Bachira: this is usually the part where shidou and rin fight whos gonna volunteer
Charles: ME
Nagi: me
Isagi: ykw sure
Rin: you couldnt beat me in a staring competition
Isagi: Oh yeah? Wanna test that?
Rin: That’d just be wasting my time.
Charles: can you wait till june to be doing all that
You guys piss me off
Nagi or reo i feel you typing
You too
Nagi: :x oh
Reo: HOW DID U KNOW
Niko: charles ur japanese has gotten sm better
Like ur messages actually make sense now
Charles: GASP ARIGATOO MEOWWWW
I try
FOR YOU NYA ><!!! ////////
Niko: yeah um
Yes youre doing amazing!
Hiori: im gonna hold back my tongue
Chigiri: guys. Bio test. Tomorrow.
Hiori: crap CRAP CRAO FAIH
Bachira: DONT REMIND ME SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPP
Rin: cant relate
Charles: HAHAHAAAAAAHAHHAHAH
Bachira: SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHITEBOY
Kunigami: im gonna go study too
Lets stop pretending like we’re good at bio
Bachira: YOU KNOW WHO IS
ISAGI
Chigiri: CAN YOU HELP ME
Kunigami: please please please please
Ill buy you katsudon
Isagi: guys i want to but i literally js said like 30 minutes ago that IM IN THE MIDDLE OF MOVING
this is why you dont do things last minute
Bachira: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Reo: I can help!
Chigiri: .
Rin can you help us
Rin: Not in a million years
Reo: What
I CAN HELP
Bachira: Hiori can u help
Hiori: i have to study my own stuff ask kurona
Kurona: I'M NOT IN YOUR GRADE?
Hiori: ASK SOMEONE WHO ISNT ME
Reo: DO YOU GUYS NOT WANT MY HELP
Kunigami: no because nagi will be there and he’s a tiny bit annoying
Just a little bit
Nagi: oh
Thats how you rlly feel
Kunigami: JUST A SMALL BIT
Chigiri: nagi you are very annoying and no i dont wanna study with you
Nagi: oh
Tragic cuz i ws gna offer u my notes
But wtv nvm
Chigiri: WHAT
Bachira: WHAT CHIGIRI YOU FUMBLER
Hiori: OMG YOU TAKE NOTES WHAT THE HELL
Nagi: yh
Well mostly reo took them
Hiori: OMG CAN I HAVE
Nagi: sure check dms
Hiori: THANK YOUU OMG DUDE I LOVE YOU MWAH MWAH
Nagi: mwah
Bachira: NAGI CAN I PLEASE HAVE IT PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON THE TIPPY TOP
Nagi: sure
Check dms
Charles: you should sell ur notes!
Rin: not everything is a dropshipping campaign
Niko: the concept of nagi multi level marketing scheme
Isagi: i guess he puts the mlm in that
Nagi may i also snag your notes
Nagi: magic word
Isagi: Reo is adorable and beautiful and deserves no ill will?
Nagi: yh
Check dms
Isagi: awesome!
Kunigami: oh
Reo: so do u want my help now
Chigiri: um.
Reo: um..?
Chigiri: pretty please w a cherry on..top?
Reo: THE MAGIC WORD IS NAGI IS ADORABLE AND BEAUTIFUL AND DESERVES NO ILL WILL
Ill take kunigami
FIND SOMEBODY ELSE SKANK
(my house in 30?)
Chigiri: WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME (ofc im putting my shoes on now)
Reo: (awesome!)
Rin: dont roleplay in front of us
Charles: rin say one more negative thing and im shaving your head
You know im not joking too
Rin: yes please continue roleplaying in front of us its not weird its actually empowering
Bachira: huh
Didnt know you liked your side bang that much