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"Healer Black, you’ve got a patient in exam room four. Complaining about a stuck foreign object.”
Sirius takes the chart from Patricia, his nurse, and taps his wand on the side to unlock the file for room four. “Did he tell you what the object was?”
“She wouldn’t,” Patricia says pointedly. “She also wouldn’t let me get a look at it. She was pretty embarrassed, and said she would only let the healer look at it.” Sirius looks at her with a raised eyebrow. “I know, I know. I told her you were a man, and she insisted that no one else could look at it but you, and no one else could come in the room.”
“This sounds like a trap,” Sirius mumbles, looking through the intake notes.
“Her husband is also in there, so you should be fine,” Patricia says. “She’s also the last patient for the day.”
Sirius sighs, heading for the door. “Alright. I got it. Go ahead and take off for the day.”
He knocks on the door, waiting a moment before opening it, and hoping against all hope that the woman inside is still dressed. “Miss, uh, Elvendork?” He looks at the chart as he walks in. “I’m Healer Black, and I’ll–”
He forgets entirely what he was going to say when he sees the patient in the room. She sits on the table, wearing a short skirt and high heels, with a white button down shirt that is open one button too far, enough that Sirius can see the scalloped edges of her red lace bra. Her red hair curls in twists and brushes the silky skin of her breasts. “Lily,” he says, her name carried on a gasp.
A chuckle to the left draws his eyes to James, who sits in one of the chairs on the side with a wide smile, twirling his wand between his fingers. Sirius looks at him, then back at Lily, and it dawns on him what’s going on. They’ve done this before–well, not this, but included him in their sex lives. He’s been the third they bring in for whatever kinky little thing they have planned for ages. He’s fucked both of them at this point, together and separate, and this should hardly surprise him. Yet, somehow, it does.
“Hello, Healer Black,” she says quietly. She shifts her legs, her skirt riding up just a little further. “I hope you can help me. I’m, um–” She inhales suddenly when James flicks his wand again, her breath making her chest rise and fall, and Sirius can’t look away. “I’m a little desperate for your help, sir.” James flicks his wand again, and Lily’s shoulders relax again.
“Uh, right. Of course.” He looks at James again, then back down at the chart, scrambling to figure out what his role is here. “Why don’t you tell me what happened?”
“Well, sir,” Lily says, squirming again. “My husband and I were having sex–”
“Really, really great sex,” James interjects.
“We were having really phenomenally great sex,” Lily agrees. “And he put something inside of me, and we need your help getting it out.”
Oh. So that’s the game here. Alright, he can play along. “Well, we’ll have to see. I think we need to start with an examination, don’t you?”
“Yes, Healer,” she says. “Do I need to take off my clothes?”
Sirius sets the tablet on the counter and rolls up his sleeves. “Not yet. We’ll get there.” He slips his wand out of the holster wrapped around his wrist and walks up to her. “We’ll start with some basic vitals. Keep your eyes on me.” He casts a quick, “Lumos!”
Lily doesn’t blink as he shines the light in her eyes. “Good,” he says. “Open your mouth and say ah.” She does, and Sirius shines the light in her throat. She looks at him so eagerly, like she wants something in her mouth. Gods, he wants to give her something, and she obviously wants it too.
He slides his fingers across her tongue, wet and warm. Lily wraps her lips around his finger and sucks. He groans, bracing a hand on the table. “Very good,” he says, low and gruff.
Sirius pulls his finger out from between her lips and slips his wand into its holster again. Sirius brings both hands up to her neck, feeling under her jaw, and Lily’s eyes flutter closed. Instinctively, he shifts and wraps one hand around her throat, lightly pressing his thumb and forefinger on each side. “Take a deep breath for me.” She does, chest rising and falling again, and he feels her throat tighten under his fingers. “Good girl.” Lily gasps lightly, and he feels that too.
Sirius traces his fingers down her neck and across her collarbone, leaving a trail of goosebumps behind as he does. She inhales again, her chest rising with the motion of it, and he draws his fingers down to the curve of her breast exposed by the open buttons of her shirt. “I'll need you to take off your shirt for the next part of the exam.”
She looks up at him with wide eyes and blinks slowly. Behind the innocent expression is something else, a bit of mischief and challenge. “But, Healer Black, I'm here for something stuck in my tight pussy. Why do I need to take off my shirt?”
James cackles from his seat, and Sirius narrows his eyes at her. Of course there's no good reason to take it off, except for the fact that he wants her naked, and they very well know that. “Well, you see, Ms. Evans, I'm very thorough in my examinations. Even though you need my help with your stuffed pussy, I want to make sure that there's not any referred issues because of it.”
“What sort of issues?” James asks, very annoyingly. “I want to make sure we know of the risks.”
Sirius struggles to maintain a professional demeanor, pursing his lips to hide the smile as he comes up with a reason. “Breathing issues, of course. And possible swelling or soreness.”
Lily gasps, leaning back on her hands so that her chest is pushed out further. “You think my chest might be swollen?”
Sirius drags his eyes down to her straining buttons. “I won't know until I do a thorough examination. Please remove your shirt, just so we can be sure.”
Lily starts unbuttoning her shirt slowly, revealing a red lace bra. Sirius crosses his arms and leans against the counter at the side of the room, fixing his gaze on her dusky nipples which are entirely visible through the lace.
When she finishes the last button, Lily lets the shirt slide off of her shoulders, then holds it out to her side between two fingers before dropping it on the floor. She leans back on her hands again, pushing her breasts forward, and tosses her hair over her shoulder. “Do I need to take off my bra too, sir?”
“Not-” Sirius’s voice comes out husky, and he clears his throat. “Not yet. I’ll examine you first.”
He pulls the stethoscope from around his neck and hooks it into his ears. He walks up next to her, close enough to brush the bulge in his trousers against her thigh, and presses the chestpiece against her back. “Take a deep breath for me.”
Lily does as instructed, but she also places her hand over his bulge. She rubs up and down the length of it through his trousers. Sirius inhales and then groans under his breath, completely missing anything about the sound of her lungs. He moves the chestpiece around to her upper chest, in a completely appropriate place, before sliding it down the curve of her breast.
He can’t hear a damn thing through the tissue of her breast, but Lily inhales and exhales in the most alluring way, and he can’t take his eyes off the way her chest moves. He slips the fingers of his free hand into the cup of her bra, tweaking her nipple slightly, before pulling the lace down and pressing the chestpiece against her nipple.
Lily bites her lip as she looks at him, with his stethoscope pressed to her nipple. Sirius moves the chestpiece to the other hand, freeing up the other to grab her breast. He fiddles with the nipple through the fabric until it pebbles beneath his attention. She continues to stroke him, squeezing slightly when he pinches her nipple.
“Do you find anything concerning, Healer Black?” James asks. Sirius doesn’t even need to turn to see him to hear the smug tone in his voice.
“Luckily, no,” Sirius answers. “But I think we need to examine further, just to be absolutely sure.”
“Sounds like she needs to take her bra off, wouldn’t you agree, Healer Black?”
“Definitely,” Sirius agrees. He pulls the earpieces out of his ears and lets them rest around his neck. “Except, I think her hands are a little full right now. Perhaps you should help her.”
James stands, walking behind Sirius and brushing against his back. He stops, chest pressed to Sirius’s back, as he reaches around them to unhook Lily’s bra with one hand. He helps slide it off of her arms, deliberately rubbing against Sirius’s crotch, and then drops it to the floor with her shirt.
James rests his hands on Sirius’s hips, pressing his hard cock against Sirius’s arse. “Say thank you, Healer Black.”
Sirius turns to look at James over his shoulder. “Thank you.” James catches the words in his own mouth, kissing Sirius with an indecent amount of tongue. As they kiss, Lily gasps, arches up against his fingers, and grips his cock again.
James breaks the kiss with a smile. “Finish your exam. My wife needs your help.”
Sirius turns his attention back to Lily. She’s leaning back against her hands again, breasts completely uncovered except for his fingers and the chestpiece. He pulls it away and takes the stethoscope off, then wraps it around his neck again. “I think you need a breast exam.”
“I think you’re right, Healer Sirius.”
Sirius massages both of her breasts in his hands, making no attempt at a legitimate breast exam. Instead, he squeezes them together and rubs them between his hands. “Do you feel any soreness?”
“No, sir.”
Sirius pinches both of her nipples between his fingers and pulls. “And now?”
Lily gasps and arches to try to get relief for her nipples, but Sirius only pulls them longer. “Yes, sir. That’s a bit sore.”
He doesn’t immediately let go, rolling them between his fingers. “I thought so. I think I found a referred side effect.” He releases her nipples, and the tension slips out of her body.
“You did? It must be serious,” James murmurs. Sirius turns to look at him, and he’s leaning forward on his elbows, looking intently at Lily’s chest.
“It’s a very rare side effect, but lucky for you, the treatment is quick and easy, and I can do it right here,” Sirius says. He touches his hand to Lily’s shoulder. “Lie down on your back.”
Lily lies back, looking gorgeous from her rounded breasts down the flat panes of her stomach. She watches him as he comes up next to her, touching her breast again. “What is the side effect?”
“Well, it appears that your breasts are a bit deflated,” Sirius says, voice low. He leans over, kissing the curve of her breast. “I’ll give you a quick treatment. It should be painless.”
Sirius sucks her nipple into his mouth, pulling the areola into his mouth. Lily gasps, her hand coming up to rest on the back of his head. “Yes, Healer Black,” she says.
He can smell from here how aroused she is, how much she’s enjoying this. He flicks his tongue over her nipple, and feels her shift beneath him. He pays attention to it for a moment longer before releasing it.
Sirius looks down at her breast, the wet nipple still poking out. “I see the treatment worked. Except now they’re a bit lopsided.”
Sirius moves to the other breast, taking it into his mouth without hesitation. Lily squirms under him, fingers threading in his hair. He licks and sucks her nipple until she tugs on his hair. “Fuck, Sirius.”
He releases her, taking both of her breasts in his hands again and squishing them together. They’re large enough that he can push her nipples together and pull both of them into his mouth. Lily jerks again, an oh gods escaping her lips as he flicks his tongue over both at the same time.
Sirius lifts his head again, looking down at both of them, wet and reddened nipples, and grins. “Yes, I think the treatment has been successful. Wouldn’t you agree, James?”
“Quite,” James says. “Though I think you should continue your exam before it happens again.”
“Good idea,” Sirius says. “The treatment is much more extensive if you have to do it a second time.”
Lily rests her hands over her head, arms draped at careless angles. “Yes, Healer Black. Please continue.” She sounds a bit breathless, far more than a little nipple play should have done.
Sirius runs his hands down her stomach, pressing in slightly. It’s right near the top of her pelvis when he feels it, a low buzz of a very strong vibration. He has no idea what James has put inside of her, but it’s clear that he is teasing her as Sirius is examining her.
“Oh, it’s good that you came in, because I think I can feel the thing inside of you.”
James laughs. “Can you really?”
Sirius looks over his shoulder, breaking character for a moment. “Yeah, I can. Wanna feel?”
“Yes,” James says, and he stands up. He puts his hand on Lily’s stomach, and Sirius puts his hand over James’s and moves it lower. He presses his fingers over James’s and he can see the moment that James feels it too. The excitement blooms over his face, eyes lighting up and a wide grin. “That’s amazing.”
James lifts his wand and twists, and Lily suddenly jerks under his hand. Sirius pushes his fingers into her stomach next to James, and the vibrations are stronger now. “What did you put in there?” Sirius asks, completely in awe.
James just grins. “You’ll have to find out. Go on. I didn’t mean to stop you.”
James takes his seat again, and Sirius eases up his fingers on Lily’s stomach. “I think I need to check out what that is. It sounds like it’s getting worse.”
Lily jerks again, the toy or whatever it is inside of her clearly doing its work. “Y-yes, Healer Bl-ack.”
Sirius walks to the end of the bed and pulls out the foot holsters. “Slide down to the edge of the bed, and put your feet here.” She does as he asked, but she doesn’t put her legs in the straps. He grabs one of her ankles and lifts it, placing her heel gently in the holster. “Now the other one,” he says, and he manages to guide her other heel to the other holster.
Lily doesn’t relax, though, keeping her thighs pressed together. Sirius tickles her inner calf, just below the knee. “You have to open up if you want me to examine you.”
Lily whimpers, then loosens her thighs for just a moment. Sirius only gets a glimpse between her legs before she squeezes them back together again. Sirius runs his hand up and down Lily’s calf. “I can’t help you if you don’t let me see. Open up, Lily. Let me see what your mean husband has done to you.”
Lily makes a desperate noise, hesitating just a moment. Her hands fist in the paper sheet under her. She finally starts to spread her legs, slow and trembling, until they lie open. Sirius looks for a moment, right at the apex of her thighs, where the red lace of her knickers splits to see her folds, wet and trembling.
It only lasts a moment though, because then Lily’s trembling increases as she comes, hard. She pushes up off the table, breasts out and head thrown back. There’s a light sheen over her skin, making her glow as she finishes and pants.
Sirius turns toward James. “I think you turned it on too high.”
James grins as he twists his wand. “I think it was on just enough.” He winks at Sirius just before they both look back at Lily.
Lily is still panting, chest heaving, still coming down from the high of her orgasm. Sirius lays his palm across her stomach, rubbing soothing circles. “Are you alright, Lily?”
Lily whines, deep in her throat. “Yes, Healer Black,” she says, her voice high-pitched and needy. “Just-just need your help.”
“I can do that.”
Sirius flips up her skirt, exposing her again. From this close, he can see the red lace panties against her cleanly shaven skin, and the wetness that’s now dripping out of her. He runs his thumb up her lips from her arsecheeks, gathering up the come and arousal fluids. He brings his thumb to his lips, tasting her on his skin. “Mmm, you are having fun.”
Sirius presses both palms against her and spreads her open, seeing everything from her clit to her arsehole. He watches for a moment as she moves and clenches around nothing, still clearly on edge and needy.
He wastes no time as he leans in, licking the wetness from her lips and making his way to her clit. He flicks his tongue over it and then sucks it into his mouth. Lily trembles and jerks as he teases her, a gush of arousal coming out of her. He continues until she’s moaning and whimpering on the table.
“Healer Black,” James says, in a sing-song voice. “Aren’t you supposed to be removing the object inside of her?”
Sirius doesn’t immediately back off, enjoying the way Lily’s body twitches when he rolls her clit between his lips. He raises his head finally, feeling his chin wet with her arousal, and turns toward James. James’s eyes are darkened, hungry, and Sirius is entirely unsurprised when James leans in and kisses and licks Lily’s arousal off of his chin.
Sirius kisses James, deeply, one hand on his chin. As they kiss, James reaches a hand toward Lily and rubs her clit with his thumb. Lily moans, and Sirius turns to watch James’s hand on her. James continues kissing Sirius’s cheek, working down to his neck.
“We could–we could go home,” Sirius says, sinking into the sensations coursing through him as James kisses his neck.
“No,” James says, pulling back and going back to his seat. “My wife is in need of medical help. I want to watch you help her.”
Sirius nods, turning back to Lily. “Ms. Evans, I’m going to look for the object now, alright?” She nods, a bit erratically, and Sirius lowers his head to look into her. He pulls her hole open wide with his thumbs, and he just gets a glimpse of a golden object inside. “What is that?” he mumbles.
There’s a chuckle behind him, and Sirius fights back his own smile. “Ms. Evans, I’m going to insert my fingers into your cunt now.”
She nods, or something similar to it, and Sirius pushes two fingers inside of her. He presses his other hand on top of her pelvis, and reaches a little deeper. His fingers meet something round and hard. He suspects then what it might be, but he won’t know until he catches it.
“Lily, I’m going to need more fingers to get to it. But that’s okay, right? Because your cunt can take my whole hand, right?”
“Yes, Healer Black. I can take it.”
Sirius uses two fingers to slide in and out of her. “That’s right. You can take it. Let’s start with three fingers.”
He slips another finger inside of her, stretching her open a little wider. She shifts and moves to accommodate him, clenching around him, as he continues to fuck inside of her. “Now four,” he says, slipping his pinky in her as well. His fingers brush against the small object inside of her again. He tries to grab it with four fingers, but he can’t quite hook his fingers around it.
“Almost there, pretty girl,” Sirius hums. “Just a bit more. You can take more.”
Sirius puts all five of his fingers together, right at her entrance. He slips his hand in slowly, feeling Lily clench and relax to let him inside. He moves forward until his entire hand is inside of her. “Good. Good girl,” Sirius murmurs. He rubs down on her pelvis. “Take a moment. Get used to it.”
Before he can really give Lily a chance to get used to it, something hits his fingers, then again, almost like the object is moving against him, seeking him out. Sirius looks down at her in surprise, where his hand has disappeared inside of her. “What is that?”
Sirius spreads his fingers inside of her, shifting until the small ball moves into his hand. He feels it wiggle then, and pulls it into his fist to keep it from moving.
Lily whimpers, shifting her hips around the bulk of his hand. Sirius looks over his shoulder at James, laughing. “You didn’t.”
“I did,” James says, wagging his eyebrows. “It vibrates too.”
Lily groans. “Are you going to take it out?”
Sirius grins down at her. “Of course I am, but it’s a very careful extraction process.”
Sirius pulls his hand back, fist still clenched around the ball, until the butt of his hand pulls against her opening. Lily squirms and bites her lip as he does. “Oh, it’s really stuck in there,” he says, his voice deep and husky, and he tugs again and again.
Lily’s knuckles go white against the side of the exam table, holding on desperately. Her face is screwed up against the sensations of it, but she doesn’t ask him to stop or use their safeword, so he keeps going. “Sorry for the discomfort,” he says, thrusting his fist in her again and again. “You’ve really done a number on yourself.”
“Ye-es, H-healer Black,” Lily says, somehow still managing to keep up the charade while he knows he has her on edge again.
Sirius takes pity on her, or perhaps it's the opposite of pity given the way her thighs are trembling with need of release. He pulls his hand out with the object pinched between his fingers. “There’s the snitch.”
The little golden snitch gives a shake once it's out, stretching spindly little wings and taking off out of Sirius's palm. James catches it before it goes too far, tucking it away in his pocket.
“Thank you, Healer Black,” James says. “You're a real mate getting it out. Is your exam done, then?”
“Definitely not,” Sirius says, putting on the tone of one of his healer trainers to sound gruff and chastising. “This patient could have internal trauma from such an incident, and we will have to use speciality equipment to find out if she does.” Sirius unhooks his belt buckle as he says it, sliding the leather out from his belt loops with a quick snap to punctuate the sentence.
James’s responding crooked grin sends heat pooling down Sirius’s spine. He steps up, hands on Sirius’s waistband, and undoes his trousers the rest of the way. “Of course you do, Healer Black. You should be very thorough with that tool as well.”
James slips his hand inside Sirius’s pants, catching Sirius’s gasp with a kiss. Sirius pushes his pants down, freeing his cock and James’s hand. James strokes Sirius roughly and kisses him until Sirius has to brace his hand on James’s arm. James grins against his lips, swiping his thumb over the tip, collecting a drop of precome. “I think your specialty equipment is ready to use.” James pops his thumb in his mouth and returns to his seat.
Sirius turns back to Lily, who is propped up on her elbows watching them with a bitten lip. Sirius steps between her legs and grips her thighs to tug her down the table until she’s pressed against him. He ruts against her, his cock slipping between her lips, coating him in her arousal. “Are you ready for your treatment?”
Lily lets out a small sigh as the head of his cock brushes across her clit. “Will it hurt?”
“There may be some pressure,” Sirius says, teasing his cock across her hole. “Perhaps some sensations of euphoria or light headedness. There shouldn’t be any pain though. Ready?”
“Yes, Hea–oh.”
Sirius slides in as soon as she says yes, cutting off any further comment from Lily. Sirius barely masks the grunt of pleasure he gets from filling her tight hole, the way she’s soft and hot around him. He braces himself on her thighs, holding her legs up and open at a V, fucking her with quick snaps of his hips.
It’s not going to take long, not for either of them, after the extensive teasing they’ve both gone through. Yet, Sirius tries to drag it out as much as he can. Which is, frankly, an impossible task for the way she squeezes around him and arches off the table. He’ll be lucky if he doesn’t come after an embarrassingly short period of time.
Lily makes a high keening noise as her muscles tense, and Sirius moves one hand from her thigh to thread into her mouth. She immediately sucks on his fingers, laving at the pads of his fingertips. Sirius squeezes his eyes shut, mentally reciting the pathways of all twelve magical ley lines, willing the sudden tightness in his balls to go away.
He pulls his hand from her mouth, dragging his spit-soaked fingers down her stomach until he finds her clit and pinches it. She comes as soon as he rolls the little bud between his thumb and forefinger, like a dam suddenly breaking with just a little pressure added. She squeezes around him so hard that it’s almost painful, and his back bows as he comes deep inside of her.
He’s still panting, room spinning, when James pulls him out of Lily by a hand on his hip. James kneels next to the exam table, licking Sirius’s cock as soon as it’s free of Lily’s cunt. He licks Sirius clean until oversensitivity has him gasping, then James turns his face toward Lily.
Sirius stumbles backwards and sits in the chair as James devours Lily’s cunt, pulling her even further down the table until her arse hangs off. He licks her clean of Sirius’s come and her own pleasure. He stops short of her coming again, though Lily has her fingers in his hair and looks as though she could if he waited just a bit longer. Instead, James slips his hand in his pocket and pushes the snitch back inside of her.
“Home, now,” James orders, pulling Lily to sit up on the edge of the table. “I need to have you both now.”
“I have to close up real quick,” Sirius says, tucking himself away in his pants. “And I should call Remus and let him know–”
“Remus is already at our place,” James says. He gathers Lily’s clothes with a flick of his wand and helps her put them on. “And if I know him, he’s extra frustrated at having discovered I charmed him not to be able to orgasm.”
Sirius laughs. “Yeah, he’s going to be bloody pissed about that, especially if he knew what you were doing.”
“He put the snitch in the first time,” Lily says, buttoning her shirt once more. “He was hard before we even left.”
Sirius flicks his wand to sanitize the room, then gestures to the door. “Come on. Let’s go rescue him, then. That amount of sexual frustration might need medical intervention.”