Pink Pony Imperium

by flyingmongooseattack

Summary:

The story of Lorgar's fall to Chaos set to the tune of Pink Pony Club

Notes:

I got stuck on this concept and literally could not get it out of my head so now I am inflicting it on everyone else. I apologize for nothing.

[Verse 1]

All I ever wanted was the truth

Needed to make sense of the teachings I’d learned in my youth,

And I knew there was only one way

Enlighten humanity on the Great Crusade

 

[Refrain]

I've got a clever scheme, to save humanity

Church of the golden throne, give him divinity

I’ll make my father proud, it's gonna cause a scene

He sees his pious son, I know he's gonna scream

 

[Pre-Chorus]

"Lorgar, what have you done?

You're big preacher man, and you’ve made me a God,"

Oh father

I'm just having fun

The Pulpit with my seals, it's where I belong, down at the

 

[Chorus]

Imperium, I'm gonna keep on preaching at the

Imperium, I'm gonna keep on preaching ‘bout the

God Emperor, I'm gonna keep on preaching at the

Imperium, Imperium

 

[Verse 2]

Broken worlds and I’m plagued with guilt

Devastation despite the cathedrals that they built

Doubt grew and the writings on the wall

Every sermon that I wrote would ensure our fall

 

[Refrain]

Pulled off my clever scheme, I’ve doomed humanity

Church of the golden throne, it's all because of me

Won't make my father proud, it's gonna cause a scene

He sees his pious son, I know he's gonna scream

 

[Pre-Chorus]

"Lorgar, what have you done?

You're big preacher man, and you’ve made me a God,"

Oh father

I'm just having fun

The Pulpit with my seals, it's where I belong, down at the

 

[Chorus]

Imperium, I'm gonna keep on preaching at the

Imperium, I'm gonna keep on preaching ‘bout the

God Emperor, I'm gonna keep on preaching at the

Imperium, Imperium

 

[Guitar Solo]

 

[Bridge]

Don't think I've left you all behind

Still love you and my brother’s, you're always on my mind

And father, every Saturday

I hear your Imposing voice from lightyears away, saying

 

[Pre-Chorus]

"Lorgar, what have you done?

You're big preacher man, and you’ve made me a God,"

Oh father

I'm just having fun

The Pulpit with my seals, it's where I belong, down at the

 

[Chorus]

Imperium, I'm gonna keep on preaching at the

Imperium, I'm gonna keep on preaching ‘bout the

God Emperor, I'm gonna keep on preaching at the

Imperium, Imperium

 

[Verse 3 Feat: Erebus]

You know there’s other gods out there

Stronger gods who’ll hear our pleas and answer our prayers

In their names we will have our revenge

The emperor will regret spurning us in the end

 

[Refrain]

We’re gonna stab horus, Begin a heresy

With my man Erebus, the hand of destiny

Won't make my father proud, it's gonna cause a scene

He sees his pious son, I know he's gonna scream

 

[Pre-Chorus]

"Lorgar, what have you done?

You've told everyone about the chaos gods,"

Oh father

I'm just having fun

The Pulpit with my seals, it's where I belong, down in the

 

[Chorus]

Traitor Legion, I'm gonna keep on preaching to the

Traitor Legion, I'm gonna keep on preaching ‘bout the

Four Chaos Gods, I'm gonna keep on preaching to the

Traitor Legion, Traitor Legion

 

[Guitar Solo]

 

[Outro]

I'm gonna keep on preaching

I'm gonna keep on preaching

Notes:

Why is THIS THING the first thing I've ever posted. I have two other proper fics from completely different fandoms that I've been working on for like two years and somehow This Thing gets finished in like a day. It is what it is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

PS: If anyone has a more lore appropriate word to replace "Saturday with" please advise because I've got nothing.