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“Hey, maybe tonight is our last day alive.” Connie muttered to all 104th training corps. Tomorrow, they will join their first official expedition outside the wall with Survey Corps as new recruitment. The 57th expedition led by Commander Erwin.
Jean groaned, “Don’t say it like that.”
However, it was on their minds the moment they chose Survey Corps after Erwin's speech last month. They have been trained for this expedition. Eren frowned. Being a titan-shifter, he knew he won’t be easily kill unless beheaded by someone. Possibly by Captain Levi or his squad. But, Eren felt heavy at the thoughts of these people who has been with him through thick and thin for several years back might die. It disheartened.
“We should take an extra bread before expedition,” Sasha determined. The others sweatdropped at her.
They all sat on the outside. It was after dinner time. As if they have one thought and wanted one last time together before the first day of their expedition tomorrow. 10 of them sat on the stairs near the entry to the building where member of Survey Corps would sleep.
Mikasa, Eren and Armin sat in the middle of the group. The middle step of the stairs. Step down from them were Sasha, Connie and Jean. Ymir, Historia sat behind Mikasa. Reiner and Bertolt sat behind Eren and Armin. All of them have something on their minds. Ymir tried to lighten the mood so she suggested, “Why don’t we play a game?”
“A game?” the others echoed.
Ymir shrugged, “Nothing to lose, right? We’re going to die either way. The moment we choose Survey Corps, we’re doomed.”
“What kind of game?” Reiner asked tentatively.
Ymir grinned, “Fuck, Marry, Kiss. We’re going to choose one in this group for each category.”
“Wha—!” The groups shocked. Ymir grinned mischievously, “It’s just for fun! We’re going to die, anyway!”
The group astonished when Ymir started, “I'll go first. I'm going to marry, of course, Krista~!” She hugged the petite blonde.
Jean raised an eyebrow, “Who’s you’re going to fuck and kiss, then? You can’t say it’s Krista again.”
“I'll kiss Sasha and fuck Reiner,” Ymir stated flatly.
“What?!?!” The 104th group shocked. Reiner was the one who ask, “W-why me?”
Ymir asked seriously, “Do you really want to know the reason?”
Reiner sweat dropped, “No.”
“Now, boys! We’re going to do it girls-boys-girls-boys! One of you do it now,” Ymir challenged, “If you are a man, tho.”
Reiner cleared his throat, “Then, I'll kiss Bertolt, fuck Ymir and marry Krista.”
“Nuf said.” Ymir commented.
“You two should fuck each other then marry Krista together and life happily ever after,” Jean joked in flat tone. “It's girls turn, now.”
“Krista, your turn,” Ymir grinned. The petite blonde startled, “O-oh, uhm. I- think I'll kiss Eren, fuck Armin and marry Mikasa.”
“Whaaaat?!?!” Ymir and Reiner shocked. Ymir demanded, “Why trio EMA?!?! Why don’t you choose to marry me? Or at least kiss me, Kristaaa?!? Why do you want to fuck that weakling Armin???”
Reiner turned white as Krista said her reason, “Armin seems harmless. I think he won’t hurt me in bed. Mikasa will be excellent life partner.”
“And Eren?” Mikasa asked with dangerous gleam on her eyes. Krista gulped and replied hesitantly, “Three of you always together so I just chose him for kiss category coz I chose Armin and you for other categories. No other reason.”
“Serves you right,” Ymir shoved Eren away. “You’re not worthy.”
“I'm not doing anything!” Eren complained. “You said it yourself, it's just a game. Just for fun!”
“Yes, just for fun, don’t think about it too much,” Jean agreed and he said it to himself. “For me, I'll kiss Connie, fuck Annie and marry Mikasa.”
Bertolt surprised, “Annie?”
“She is in Military Police but we are from the same 104th Training Corps. It’s count, right?” Jean shrugged. Eren put his hand on Jean's shoulder, “You should never touch Annie if you value your life, Jean. She’ll kill you herself.”
Reiner agreed, “It’s true.”
“Rest in peace, Jean,” Eren said with dark tone. Jean retorted, “You must be scared of Annie if a suicidal maniac like you said that, Eren.”
“I’m not scared of her!” Eren exclaimed. “You don’t know what you’re talking about!”
“Okay, my turn now!” Sasha said before Jean and Eren fighting again, “I think I'll kiss Ymir, fuck Krista and marry Mikasa?”
“No boys at all?” Jean asked. Sasha replied without any doubt, “The girls gave me foods. None of you boys did it and you all call yourself a man? Shame on you.”
“Food decide the masculinity in your universe, uh?” Connie raised an eyebrow at Sasha. “Okay, I'll kiss Reiner, fuck Jean and marry Armin.”
“Armin seems to be a good choice for life partner. Nice choices, Connie!” Sasha congratulated her (self-claimed) twin. “If Armin didn’t scold me when I have my extra bread, I'll choose him too!” Sasha elaborated. Connie grinned back at her.
Jean smirked at Eren, mocked him, “Unlike Mikasa and Armin, no one choose you to be their life partner, Eren.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Eren scowled. “No one choose to marry you, either!”
“Ugh! Bertolt still hasn’t do his turn,” Jean defended. “What’s your choice, Bertolt?”
“M-me?” Bertolt startled, “I-I think I'll kiss Mikasa? I’ll sleep with—I’m sorry, maybe—Krista? And marry A-Annie?”
“You like them petite and spicy, aren’t you, Bertolt?” Ymir grinned at Bertolt who looked away. “Mikasa and Annie are one of strongest while Annie and Krista are the smallest among the girls. Well, you’re so tall. Anyone is tiny just by standing beside you.”
On the other hand, Connie and Sasha laughed together. Connie couldn’t resist to pointed out, “Eren! Jean! No one want to marry you!”
Sasha added with the same laughter like Connie did, “You two unreliable as life partners!”
Eren and Jean grumbled, “No one want to marry you either. Connie, Sasha!”
“You don’t know that,” Sasha smirked, “Mikasa, it’s your turn!”
“I’ll kiss Armin, fuck Sasha and marry Eren...” she added the last part with a little blush. Especially, the last two part.
“You don’t say,” the others mumbled (minus Eren, of course) due to the ‘marry’ part. Sasha was the closest girl to Mikasa, so basically she chose those closest to her. Reiner reminded, “Only Eren and Armin left.”
“For me, uhmmm, I'll kiss Krista? She chose me for kiss category. For the same reason, I'll marry Mikasa,” Eren said. Jean asked, “Who are your choice to fuck? No one has choose you for that category.”
“I know!” He scowled at Jean. “I'll choose Armin for the last category.”
“Fuck Armin? Such an easy choice for you, don’t you think?” Jean taunted Eren. He challenged, “I dare you to change Armin. Maybe someone else but still blond if you like them blond hair? Like Annie?”
Eren scowled, Jean grinned, “Scared, Eren?”
“Fine! I choose Annie instead of Armin!” Eren declared. The other sweat dropped. Reiner encouraged, “Armin, you’re the last one.”
The blond sighed, Armin just wanted to end it quickly and save anyone from further embarrassment, “I’ll chose those who chose me earlier. So, I'll kiss Mikasa, sleep with Krista and marry Connie.”
Ymir commented, “Booooooriiiiiiing!!!!”
At least, the mood wasn’t so gloomy anymore. Ymir’s humour might be twisted but it kind of lightened the mood. Yet, it turned darker when Ymir glanced at a window where Commander Erwin and severals Captains inside the building seemed to have a meeting.
“How about Fuck, Marry, and Kiss game but Squad Captains edition? Including Commander Erwin, of course,” Ymir smirked. “You can only choose one for each category.”
The rest of the group turned pale and speechless.