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GANG A LANG - 3:57 AM
LALALA:
3gem: shut hefuck up 🥀
LALALA: do u kno de wae
3gem: SHUT UP
Im TRYING to get my BEAUTY sleep
4slop: dont yell at mario :/
Mario
Shut up
:/
LALALA: thatsa not nice
4slop: 🥹…
I dont.. Care… 🥹
LALALA: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ✨🌟KER🌟✨ CHOW‼‼‼🦅🦅🦅
4slop: ???
Im
???
3gem: im going tbakc to bed bruh 🥹
4slop: ok!
Goodnightgh 3!
3gem: 🖕🖕
4slop: ok i need 2 finish editignf this DMnA VIDIOE!!!!
GANG A LANG - 10:16 AM
Woman:
4slop: is that okegom 😬
Woman: YES!
4slop: we GOTTA cancel u 😬
Woman: WHAT.
4slop: tahts… problematic media… 😣
Woman: R UKIDDIGN MEEE 🙂…….
4slop: no.. making a threa d rn..
Woman: fuck my sutpid life.
Mr puzzles HATER: ?
Dont cancel saiko??
You go girl! U love that okegom!
Woman: thanks 🥹
4slop: aaanddd.. Meggy is cancelled by assosictaion!!!
Mr puzzles HATER: suck my DICK 😂????
4slop: oh..
no/..
I dont want to…
Mr puzzles HATER: yeah cz u want 3s little 3
4slop: ?!?!!>?
I WANT WHAT 😭?????????
Mr puzzles HATER: its okay, i support you even if its gross!
4slop: yr homophobic?
Mr puzzles HATER: NO!?!?!?
Im a LESBIAN??
4slop: you hate your own kind
Mr puzzles HATER: NO!?!?!?!?!?
Have u seen shroomy 🙄
🍄: what
Mr puzzles HATER: hi shroomy
🍄: hi meggy!
Im not gay but i think i have a badge for supporting gay people
Mr puzzles HATER: why is there a abdge for supporting gay people
🍄: pride month
Mr puzzles HATER: oh
Huh.
4slop: i dont like that badge can we burn it
🍄: no!
We are not burning my badges.
What the hay.
4slop: fuck my stupid meme guardian life.
Im gonna hang myself
🍄: i have a badge for attempting suicide!
4SLOP: WHAT
Mr puzzles HATER: WHY DO U HAVE THT???
Woman: ???
🍄: because.. I need to have all the badges! :D
Mr puzzles HATER: ok pal….🥹
4slop: cant believe shroomy was to kill himseldf
🍄: no i dont!!!
4slop: ok! I totally really beleive you! 😚
Zzz: goodmorngin
Mr puzzles HATER: good morning melony!!
Zzz: hi meggy :)
Mr puzzles HATER: sleep well? :D
Zzz: yess. ^_^
Mr puzzles HATER: yayy im glad!!
4slop: 🤮
Mr puzzles HATER: WHAAAAAAT DO YOU WANT
4slop: stop . being gay,. In my gc
Mr puzzles HATER: nno.
4slop: kms
Big dih 🤤: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am.
4slop: oh ok
Thanks bob
Big dih 🤤: i fuhking love the bee movie
4slop: oh, im sure!
Big dih 🤤: where the. Purple one that i like more than u
4slop: WHAT THE FUCK
Ok. whatever
Shes at WORK
Big dih 🤤: okay well bring him BACK from work
4slop: no she aint paying no fuckin bills around here he gotta work 🥹
Big dih 🤤: fuck my stupid bobowski life
4slop: sybau.
Big dih 🤤: owww this is bullying ow ow owww
4slop: INDONT CARE!!!!!!!!
Big dih 🤤: 😞
This is why i like es em ge 3 more than u
4slop: FUCK OFFF
DIE I AHT RYOU
WHATEVER
YOUR BANNED ABNNED FORM COMIGN VOER I ODNT EVNE CAREE
YOU CANT READ ANY PORNO MAGS I HAVE INMY HOUSE.
Big dih 🤤: WTF.
Just tell me to kill myself atp damn.
4slop: Kill Yourself.
Big dih 🤤: no. lol!
Mother of 5 billion: Would you all be quiet?
I’m busy.
Big dih 🤤: mute yo phone twin 💝
Mother of 5 billion: …how
4slop: …
Look it up..
Mother of 5 billion: 👍
Big dih 🤤: Karen is unc
4slop: be nice? Wtf
Big dih 🤤: smd 😂
4slop: no thanks!!
Big dih 🤤: damn..
Ok..
Psh..
I didnt want you stosuck mydih nanyuyway..
Hehr..
Gues s we were nevrraly friens,..
Whatever..
4slop: SHUT THE FUCK UPPP 😭
Big dih 🤤: i dont apperiect the hat eim getitgn rn
4slop: I DONT FUCKING CAAAREE 🥹
Fishay: yeah sotp beign mean 2 bob!!! :(
Big dih 🤤: thanks bud 💝
Fishay: :3
4slop: bro has to be defended by a baba 💔🥀🪫
Big dih 🤤: why are we bullying kidfs
That is a new low smg4… too low…
Fishay: :(
Big dih 🤤: i know smg4 is just so mean
Its okay boopkins! 🥹💝
Fishay: :D
4slop: fml.