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Woke national
Eldritch horror: hey ladies 😚
Mintling: sybau 🥹.
Eldritch horror: LITERALL CANT EVEN DO ANYTINHGGG
Mintling: haha
Bruce!!: ladies.. Ladies…
Be nice to one another kay ☆⌒(ゝ。∂)
Mintling: waow..
Yew have such a way with words bae 💝
Eldritch horror: his good looks and charming personality will NOT manipulate me
Suck a dick finn 🖕
Mintling: OWWWW
MEAN TO ME WTFF
Bruce!!: Billy…
Mean…
Not nice,...
We have to kill you..
Oh no…
Everyones so sad we have ot kill billy….
Eldritch horror: WHAT
WE DO NOT NEED TO KILL ME
Mintling: highkey
Eldritch horror: YALL R RIDING MY DICKKKK 😾😾😾
HOP OFFFF
Mintling: im staying on twin 🥀
Eldritch horror: ☹
Bruce!!: (,,•᷄ࡇ•᷅ ,,)
What….
Mintling: k but when I DO IT its a problem
Bruce!!: yeah
Everything u do is a problem but dats ok czu i LOVE UUU ദ്ദി˶ｰ̀֊ｰ́ )
Mintling: im getting the thought u feel differently.
Bruce!!: shh…
Eldritch horror: ifeel otherwise.
Finney i hate yyo
Mintling: LITERALLY WHATEVER DUDE
IDONT EVEN CAREEE
Bruce!!: soo loiikeee whos ready for school tmr… no one..? Jst me ? k.
Mintling: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Noitme
Not me
Nooo
Eldritch horror: oh u guys r new gens highkeyy i forgot
Ahah
Mintling: i know where you live gng.
Eldritch horror: yeah so do i hoe u aint special
Mintling: man.
Bruce!!: i hope the masses luh me (ᵕ—ᴗ—)
Mintling: they will NOT 🙏imprayiynggg
Tbey will all hate you
#manifesting
Bruce!!: you are a horrible eprson and should die
Mintling: WOWOWOWWOWOWOWO
OWWW
OWOWWWW
Eldritch horror: tell him king 🙇
Mintling: SUCK MY DIH 🙄
Bruce!!: I VOLENTEEER
Mintling: thanks twin love you let skiss
Eldritch horror: waow.
Ok..
Mintling: we can kiss too😚
Eldritch horror: BLESS MY LIFEEE
Bruce!!: lowkey.
At the grab n go or whagtever rn
I see the cutest boyyy (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
Eldritch horror: at the.. Gulp… grab n go…?
Wwhatshe doing…
Bruce!!: playing pinball ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀)?
Eldritch horror: SSSTAY AWAYFORMT HAT MAN BRUCE
THATS OPP
THATS OPP IN LAW
THATA STEP OPP
THATS D1 OPP
Bruce!!: OH. ok twin (ᵕ•_•)
Mintling: im crygign why is he opp
Eldritch horror: ts guy pushed me off my fucking bike once and he goes to jail all the time and i hatw him andITGHNRJKSHFSDHJKFDSHJDFS
His brother a cutie tho let me tell you 💅
Mintling: gng is NOT interested in his opps brother rn 💔😭
Bruce!!: IMM DEADDDD
Eldritch horror: YAL LDONT EVNE GET IT OK
No one evne no his brother exists and it kILLS ME
No one talks to himlike girl im right HEREEE PULL UPP🥹
Mintling: why dont. YOU talk to HIM.
Eldritch horror: HHELLLLL NO!!!!!!!
Bruce!!: ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?
Mintling: you are the fumbler of all time
Foat if you will
HIGHKEY
Mintling changed 1 display name
Foat: dUDE HANG YOURSELF
Bruce!!: point and laugh
ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
Foat: genuenly why do u only use kaomojis
Bruce!!: myudhking phone doesnt hav enormal emojis . there is a kaomoji keyboard tho
Foat: what phone does gng HAVE 💔
Bruce!!: i dontKNOWWW
Mintling: EEHELPPP
The kaomojis of doom and despair
Foat: IMSAIYNGGG
If i was stuck in kaomoji hell id hang myself icl
Bruce!!: !>!>!?!?!
WHY
THEYRE CUTE DUDR
Foat: and id still han/g myslef
Mintling: 🙏 im waiting
Foat: DUDE I HOPE UR DAD HITSOY AGAIN 😾🖕
Mintling: MANN
FUCK YOU THTS WHY YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO ALIVE PARENTS
Foat: sniffl…
Bruce!!: yeah me too right guys! („• ֊ •„)
Mintling: and bumblebee ahh bruce
Foat: guy with a happy loving rich family: hey guys
Bruce!!: whatever (,,¬﹏¬,,)
Mintling: its ok u have a horrible family in spirit twin
Bruce!!: YAY!
Foat: first guy to ever be happy to have a bad family
Mintling: its cz hes special
Not in the good way
Bruce!!: wjayeyver..
Foat: WHAT is the good way
Mintling: 🤷
Foat: man im dead
Bruce!!: finn is da good special… (˘⌣˘)
Mintling: what that mean
Bruce!!: shh..
Mintling: Hoe 😾
Foat: yall go to bed highkey
Bigggg day tmrw
Mintling: FUJCKK
Ok..
Gogojodnight…
Xoxo…
Heh..
Bruce!!: GOODNIGHTT GNGGG LAVUVVV (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)
Foat: good night pooks 🥹