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Two: Alright, everyone! Are you ready?
Pencil: Ready for what, exactly?
Two: I'm turning you guys into humans!
Bracelety: What?
Two: You'll see. 😏 *They turn everyone into humans*
Ice Cube: ... Oh my gosh, I'm naked!
Two: Yeah... Might want to put on some clothes, guys. See you all in an hour!
(An hour later)
Two: Alright, guys–!
Four: I'm taking over!
Two: ... Or we could both do it?
Four: ... Fine.
Two: So if we're going to be humans... We're going to need human names! Some of you already have human names... Ruby, Fanny, obviously David and Dora... and Flower can also be a name...
Four: And Daisy, Rose, and Bell... and, uh... Belle! Also Pepper... And Clover could be a name as well! Oh, and technically Pen's legal name is Ben... So yeah.
Two: So as for everyone else... We're going to have to come up with names... Some of these names are pretty close to your actual names!
Golf Ball: ... OK, but can we at least get all our limbs if we're going to be humans?
Two: Oh, of course! *They give everyone all their limbs... and disable the flying people*
Four: Anyway, some of your names were easier to change than others... Bomb and Bomby are Bob and Bobby respectively...
Bomby: I've always hated when people called me Bobby...
Four: ... Deal with it. Book, your name is Brooke!
Book: That's a pretty name. I'll take it!
Two: Bracelet and Bracelety, you guys are now Bri and Brianna! And Ring and Ringy, you guys are Riley and Riya!
Ringy: What kind of name is Riya?
Ring: I don't know, but I like it!
Bracelety: I like being called Brianna!
Two: Leafy, you are officially going to be called Leah!
Leafy: That's cute!
Four: Ice Cube–
Ice Cube: Can I be Isabella?!
Four: *Sighs and scratches off the paper* Yes, you can be Isabella.
Ice Cube: Yay!
Bomby: I didn't know you were a princess!
Ice Cube: ... How does being called Isabella make me a princess?
Bomby: It sounds like a princess name.
Ice Cube: ... I am a princess. How did you know?
Four: Enough!
Two: Alright, guys! Back on track, alright?! Black Hole, you are now Blake Hall! By the way, Hall is your last name. Marshmallow, your name is Marsha!
Marshmallow: Ooh, that's cute!
Four: Apple, you are now April!
Apple: But... I was born in July!
Marshmallow: It's just a name, Apple.
Apple: Oh.
Two: Lollipop, your name is Lola! Naily, you are Natalie!
Naily: I like that name!
Four: Cabby's name is Gabby and Gaty's name is also Gaby... but with one B! And Golf Ball is Gloria!
Golf Ball: That's a weird name.
Four: ... You're a weird name. And Barf Bag is Barbara!
Barf Bag: Uh, OK.