Just Fucking Do It

by ejiro_shima_7

Summary:

Vox forces Alastor to wear a shark costume like he did so many years ago.

He hates it.

Vox doesn't care.

Notes:

This is the first time I write Vox and it happens to be crack. LMAO

“Vox, I look terrible!” Groaned Alastor.

“You always do, red fucker.” Retorted Vox.

“Ugh, this is why I do not engage with your little activities.”

“You’re acting like you didn’t do this before.”

“I did, but the past is set in that time. I would never do this today.”

“Shut the fuck up for a second.”

“Oh, fine.” Alastor crossed his arms. “Just this once, I am allowing this. Don’t you have your trio?”

“Yeah, but it’s been a long time since you’ve worn a shark costume.”

“You look shit.”

“Wow! What a compliment!”

“Don’t get sarcastic with me, Al,” Vox muttered.

Alastor stared at him, even with his permanent smile; his eyes said something else entirely and it wasn’t pleasant either.