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    A magical mishap leaves Lucifer and Alastor handcuffed together until they can learn to get along. Which, with their track record, could be a while.

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    Vincent Whittman is down on his luck. He's a no name criminal, barely pulling off heists with partners Val and Velvette, while also accidentally causing power outages to half the city. He can't control his power, he can't pull off a heist, and he can't quite name his relationship with Val yet...but everything is going to change. There's a heist to end all heists and Vincent is hellbent on pulling it off. It's simple; steal the Jewel of Arias from the mayor's City Hall party before anyone notices, use it to amplify his powers, scare all the heroes away, become a god. Because that's all Vincent's wanted.

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    When Vox’s doomsday weapon misfires, Shok.wav throws himself into the angelic beam to shield Valentino and Velvette. The damage is irrepairable, and the drone dies with the Media Overlord by his side. His attempts to save him are futile.

    Suddenly, everything is so easy to blame on the other two Vees. If it wasn't for them, his pet would be alive and well. Vox tears his family apart with his own claws in blind rage, only snapping back to reality when the city’s billboards light up with memories of what he just destroyed.

    Two months later, a broken, glitching shell of a former Overlord is found motionless in an alleway, eroding in the rain. Charlie refuses to let Vox rot away. Alastor is much less pleased. Yes this is a RadioStatic fic

    Or;

    I want this dumbass to suffer more cuz I feel like he got off easy. So here you go, my weird ass AU/rewrite. Before the finale came out I was worried that in order to make Vox truly realize how much he's lost, both Velvette and Valentino would need to end up dead in the final battle. The one thing that can't be replaced- people. And now Vox's pet died protecting his friends from himself, and then those very same people end up getting killed in a fit of rage.

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    You're broken from the start, no victory will ever be enough


    Vee Tower was looking distinctly less immaculate than it had mere hours ago. Much of the surrounding area was reduced to rubble, bodies were still being pulled from the decimation. Golden smoke streamed into the red night sky, creating a haze that lingered in the hopes of all sinners. The effort to rebuild would be a nuisance, and the remaining Vees would likely try to push blame elsewhere, not wanting to claim the monstrosity their former third had unleashed. The corner of Alastor's mouth twitched with unbridled joy.

    His plan had worked.


    Alastor steals Head Vox and brings him to the hotel. Chaos will ensue.

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    They were friends, they were lovers. For Angel, Alastor was everything in his life, and now in death, it could be that way.
    Perhaps better.
    Perhaps worse.
    They were partners, they were lovers. For Alastor, Angel was the greatest joy of his life, and... who knows what he wants from him now. The only certainty is that he doesn't intend to let Angel go.

    Semi-AU
    Pairing: RadioDust [Alastor x Angel Dust]
    Warning: emotional manipulation, rape/non-con, dark romance, strong language

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    Eran amigos, eran amantes. Para Angel, Alastor fue todo en su vida y ahora en la muerte, podría ser así.
    Quizá mejor.
    Quizá peor.
    Eran compañeros, eran amantes. Para Alastor, Angel fue la mayor diversión de su vida y... Quién sabe qué quiere de él ahora. La única certeza, es que no lo piensa dejar ir.

    Semi-AU
    Pairing: RadioDust [Alastor x Angel Dust]
    Advertencia: manipulación emocional, rape/non-con, dark romance, lenguaje vulgar

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    Español
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    The tales described were nightmare given form. It was said cold hearted, merciless and brutal, the Executioner was not afraid of killing in broad daylight. His scythe was his murder weapon, the blood traces on his clothes were the only remains of his victims.

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    An Au where Alastor took Vox's offer and teamed up with him, leading to a much closer relationship than expected

    They are happy together as the top overlords of all of Hell, known as the "Media Demons," where almost everyone either fears or respects them.

    But more than just their relationship starts to shake when Rosie forces Alastor to assist and host the newly founded "Happy Hotel", causing Alastor to struggle with balancing his overlord responsibilities, hotel duties, his new and old relationships and breaking free from his deal.
    Can he reach ultimate freedom or loose everything in the process?

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    A tense moment during a Sinsmas outing forces Alastor and Lucifer to confront unspoken feelings, but through vulnerability and reassurance, the night softens into warmth, understanding, and shared comfort beneath festive lights.

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    Michael exchanges his soul for his brother's safety in a last-ditch bargain in the fog-engulfed bayou. He only asks that his brother, Lucifer, and his daughter, Charlie, be kept safe. Alastor, the Radio Demon, a creature with malicious intent, static, and a shadow with a smile too big to be believed, answers that call.

    Bound by an unholy contract, Alastor observes from the periphery of Lucifer's "peaceful" existence as a single father managing an old toy store, fighting to survive under the weight of his depression and fatigue. However, what starts as a straightforward observation quickly turns into fascination. The demon, who used to eat souls for entertainment, is drawn to human frailty because of Lucifer's angelic looks, his soft voice, and his unwavering hope despite pain.

    Protection becomes possession and love becomes peril. When Lucifer begins to notice the strange warmth hidden behind Alastor's smile, the human learns to his horror that love can be more damning than any curse.

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    Years ago, Lilith had a dream. To unite all of Hell to rise against the cruelty of Heaven. A dream that seemingly died upon her disappearance.
    Except it didn't, for afterwards, a sinner, Vox, continued her work, stowing hatred and violence into the sinners of Hell and eventually…took Heaven itself.
    Charlie Morningstar was sent down to Sloth due to an unforeseen accident and woke up in a world not her own. Determined to fix things, to stop the fighting, death, and torment, Charlie plots to take down Vox once and for all!

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    An underground overlord. The ultimate gambler. She has gambled, lost and won against countless others. Her most interesting opponent? The queen of Hell herself. In a few drinks and a few rounds, the two powerhouses began dealing in something more meaningful than money.

    Souls.

    It eventually escelates, the queen adds a soul she couldn't possibly turn down the chance of winning. A rising overlord by the title of 'Radio Demon'. With more to lose, the gambler wins the prized soul and eventually part ways with the queen.

    The gambler continues with her afterlife when a hotel catches her eye, seeing a quick glimpse of the commercial, specifically a certain Radio Demon in the corner of her TV screen. Reminded of her past and power, she decided it'll be fun to visit a friend she never met.

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    This story begins about a week after the curtains closed on Season One’s grand finale. Hell was steadying. The hotel was rebuilding. And Vox…Vox was plotting.

    Because some grudges don’t fade. And no matter how much Alastor hid behind that cheshire grin,

    He couldn't hide his past.

    Or: Hells’ most jilted lover is so pissed that he conjures a plan to unearth Alastor’s well-guarded history.

    That isn’t the only thing Alastor is hiding, though. On the other side of Pentagram City, he is painfully, privately, licking his wounds.

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    After killing her abusive mother in a fit of rage, Ruby finds herself in Hell. She is taken in by Rosie, the matriarch of Cannibal Town, and sent off to the Hazbin Hotel under the watch of Alastor, a powerful overlord known for his radio show that broadcasts the screams of those he torments.

    Ruby is slow to grow accustomed to her afterlife, still carrying the baggage of her life on Earth, struggling to come to terms with her more violent nature that she explores under Alastor's guidance. Unbeknown to her, Rosie chose her for a reason, pushing Alastor towards Ruby at every chance she gets.

    Ruby finds herself growing fond of Alastor and wanting to stay in Hell though it means never seeing any of the people she cares about from her life on Earth again. Though it's hard to admit, he enjoys her presence at the hotel, finding himself looking forward to the time he spends pushing her toward the violence in her spirit that she fights so hard against. But how can one so used to being alone accept the change Rosie suggests?

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    Valentino has had enough of Vox; putting his own ego above his team, elevating himself, planning to leave him and Velvette, and NOW not caring if he blew them all up, JUST to kill Alastor? Enraged, Valentino rips Vox’s head off his shoulders, and drops his stupid flat face on the ground. It’s over.
    After Vox’s Doomsday device is destroyed, Valentino and Velvette leave Vox’s head on the ground, dragging his severed body away; they don’t want him putting himself back together just yet. Now Alastor gets to keep a mostly immobile Vox head prisoner. How entertaining.

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    Sequel to "The Dealbreaker Demon." Taylor is back as an ascended angel in Hell, and the stakes couldn't be higher. Heaven is reeling from the revelation that redemption into the heavenly realm is possible while Hell is baying for blood, wanting payback for the yearly Exterminations. With tensions rising - stoked in no small part by the Vees machinations - can Taylor help Charlie keep the peace and prevent the Hotel from becoming the center of a war between Heaven and Hell?

    Come along as Taylor puts out fires, deepens the bonds forged, and finds out more about the enigmatic powers they possess. OC-centered and HH Season 2 compliant (for the most part).

    Tags could change as the story progresses.

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    Vincent watched him with the kind of fixation that disturbed even himself.

    He shouldn’t be affected by a smile.

    He shouldn’t be affected by a voice.

    He shouldn’t be affected by a man.

    And yet.

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    Eight years ago a woman in red caught the eye of a resentful, bitter and abandoned king.

    Eight years ago Alastor lost almost everything. His thirst for vengeance moved him near the princess Morningstar and her misguided project, risking the overlord his own afterlife for a chance to get revenge over the King of Hell. He knows he's playing a dangerous game and still have something to lose, something he can't lose. He will do whatever it takes to recover what wasn't destroyed and to exact vengeance over the Devil.

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    After the final battle in season two all seems to be well with the hotel, but Lucifer is still struggling, especially when the anniversary of Lilith absence comes up and if things couldn’t get any worse, Alastor is still teasing him but with their new deal will their relationship starts to change into something more, but are they ready? What happens when they both can’t let go?

    A story about Lucifer, being depressed and Alastor being a idiot as they both start to fall in love

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    7/?
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    Hell remembers Alastor as a spectacle—the grin, the static, the violence wrapped in charm. What it does not remember is the shadow that has always stood at his back.

    Long before Hell—before broadcasts and blood-soaked legends—a southern belle with lace gloves and a talent for reading people met a smiling man in a speakeasy, recognized something dangerous in him, and chose to stay. Their partnership, sealed by performance, secrecy, and a marriage of convenience, survives murder, damnation, and the rise of the Radio Demon himself.

    Now, for the first time in decades, they face a challenge that cannot be solved with terror or contracts alone: a hotel full of Hazbins, a princess with inconvenient ideals, and the possibility that redemption might disrupt even the most carefully curated monster.

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