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Tokoyami is sitting in class, doing an essay when suddenly all might kicks the door down and instead of saying 'I AM HERE' he say 'where is he' in a threatening tone.
Tokoyami immediately knows who 'he' is, it's him. Dark shadow the little bitch,forces herself into the avians midsection to avoid being smashed (please don't take this out of context 😭) .
Allmight looks over at him, he's holding tokoyami's old essay from last week. "What is this?" He gestures to the paper.
"If I'm not mistakened it's....a-a piece of paper with w-words on it" tokoyami tries not to laugh, hawk's laughing at the wrong time disorder is apparently contagious.
Allmight glares, then plasters on his symbol of peace smile. "Okay so here is what's gonna happen, if you don't correct these words, where sparing-it will be hand to hand combat, first one down loses" he explained with a evil heroic smile.
Bakugou cackled "he finna beat that ass" he exclaimed.
Midoriya stands up "all might a-are you gonna fight tokoyami san?" Midoriya asked worryingly.
Allmight's expression shifts, "sparing" he replied simply.
Bakugou didn't look remotely surprised."nerd, he punched me in the gut without a care in the world you really think he would fuck up a teenager, HE HAS"bakugou retorted.
"I was sparing" all might tried to excuse himself.
Tokoyami tries to sneak out of the classroom. But apparently aizawa is in his instigator phase cause the bitch called out to him. "Tokoyami class is still in session" aizawa had a fucking grin on his face. The piece of shit.
"I hate you" tokoyami hissed but aizawa only went back to grading, only he had a smirk.
Allmight grabbed tokoyami's shoulder and shoved the paper Infront of his eyes. "I'ma need you to explain what a bubbler is" all might gritted threw his clenched teeth. He still had a smile but it looked forced.
"A bubbler is...a bubbler" tokoyami shrank slightly, his ADHD picked up on the Massachusetts language while he was in the US.
He felt allmight's grip tighten. The class looked genuinely worried for tokoyami's well being, but then (if I say our savior when referring to hawks is that blasphemy?). Hawks walks in but he is no help because the fucking instigator goes. "Damn tokoyami you's finna get FUCKED UP" then pulls out flash cards. He decided he would help his intern a little.
Allmight took out his phone and pulled up and image of a soda can What's this?" He asked through gritted teeth. His smile grew more and more forced as his hand began to tremble slightly. The symbol of peace was LIVID.
Hawks holds up two flashcards, one had the word soda and the other hand the picture of a tin can Tokoyami glanced over to the cards he was analyzing them as if they had the formula used to calculate the density of a black hole.
After a few minutes of ignoring the muffled giggles from his pupils he looks back at allmight and with little hesitant he mutters out a small "t-tonic". All might damn near cocks him fists back and hawks is looking at the flashcards in distraught.
"You should execute him for saying that" bakugou suggested.
"Oh I might" allmight replied impulsively, he isn't smiling no more. "You got one more chance fumikage" he stated in a threatening tone. As he holds up a picture of a marry-go-round. "What.is.this." allmight demanded.
Tokoyami looks over at aizawa. "I'ma need you to COME to school tomorrow, better yet make sure your at the entrance so I don't have to look for you" tokoyami said as he looked back at allmight. "It's a roundabout" he answered with full confidence. "I apologize if my language is beyond your febil comprehension I'll make sure to dumb down my Grammer when communicating with you" he went on.
Allmight smiled softly. "Come with me, we got a lot to discuss" he said as he practically dragged the teen with him.
"You finna get shot" hawks said to aizawa as he peaked out of the door.
"YO HE ACTUALLY FIGHTING HIM" hawks yelled.
Aizawa got up and ran out the door, only for hawks to lock the door behind him.
"I lied, I'm a liar"