A "Madoka Magica" chatfic, cus why not.

by Dremonoid007

Summary:

This is not going to be a serious work, I will do this one for fun.

If you have suggestions about future chapters, feel free to share!

Chapter 1

×Groupchat×

 

-’’Madoka Kaname’’ made a groupchat

-’’Madoka Kaname’’ added ’Homura Akemi’, ’Sayaka Miki’, ’Mami Tomoe’ and ’Kyoko Sakura’ tot he groupchat

-’’Madoka Kaname’’ changed her name to ’’Madoka’’

-’’Madoka’’ changed ’’Homura Akemi’s’’ name to ’’Homura’’

-’’Madoka’’ changed ’’Sayaka Miki’s’’ name to ’’Sayaka’’

-’’Madoka’’ changed ’’Mami Tomoe’s’’ name to ’’Mami’’

-’’Madoka’’ changed ’’Kyoko Sakura’s’’ name to ’’Kyoko’’

 

[Kyoko]: why the chat we can just use telepathy

 

[Madoka]: Well, I thought it would be fun to have our own groupchat.

 

[Kyoko]: oh ok

 

[Mami]: Can I add Nagissa tot he chat?

 

[Sayaka]: Since when did she have a phone?

 

[Mami]: I gave her one, so she could reach me when she is in trouble.

 

[Kyoko]: dont you mean when she gets into trouble

 

[Mami]: How dare you >:(

 

[Mami]: My little Nagissa is an angel!

 

[Kyoko]: well i dont know about that

 

[Mami]: I’m not going to deal with this right now.

 

[Mami]: So Madoka, regarding my question about Nagisa.

 

[Madoka]: I don’t think any of us would mind it, so go ahead.

 

-’’Mami’’ added ’’Nagisa Momoe’ tot he groupchat

-’’Mami’’ changed ’’Nagisa Momoe’s’’ name to ’’Nagisa’’

 

[Nagisa]: hmm?

 

[Nagisa]: Am I in trouble?

 

[Kyoko]: depends on wether you stole cheese again or not

 

[Nagisa]: I didn’t knew the opinion of a hobo was relevant nowdays.

 

[Kyoko]: cuseme

 

[Sayaka]: lmao

 

[Kyoko]: of duck you

 

[Sayaka]: lol

 

[Kyoko]: stupid autocorrect, and fuck you

 

[Mami]: Mind your language Kyoko!

 

[Nagisa]: fucking idiot

 

[Kyoko]: you wanna go

 

[Mami]: You leave my baby alone!

 

[Nagisa]: Suck it up fucker.

 

[Sayaka]: Hey Mami, aren’t you going to tell Nagisa that she shouldn’t use that kind of language?

 

[Mami]: I don’t see a single problem with her behivaor. After all, she’s an angel.

 

-’’Homura’’ changed the groupchat name to ’’Mitakihara Kinderkarten’’

 

[Sayaka]: What was that for?

 

[Homura]: I think it’s pretty obvious.

 

[Madoka]: Alright. I think we all should cool down a bit.

 

[Homura]: Your’re absolutely right Madoka.

 

[Sayaka]: simp

 

[Kyoko]: simp

 

[Nagisa]: simp

 

[Mami]: Kyoko! Sayaka! Don’t bully Homura!

 

[Sayaka]: That’s also for you Nagisa.

 

[Mami]: Lecturing her is not you job Sayaka.

 

[Kyoko]: but youre clearly not doing it yourself

 

[Nagisa]: Cry about it bitch.

 

[Madoka]: sorry

 

-’’Madoka’’ blocked ’’Mitakihara Kinderkarten’’ for 8 hours