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“Arrrgghhh!!! This stupid-”
“Wow sis, chill your life commander. What the hell happened?” Anya sat down next to her foster sister Lexa.
“It would be way easier to ask what isn't wrong...” Lexa whispered looking away to avoid Anya’s eyes.
“Turned down again? Who was it now? Show me.” With that Lexa showed her her laptop.
TheCommander[10:22PM]: Hey, what's up?
BigDick89[10:23PM]: If I tell you, will you sit on it?
TheCommander left the chat room.
“Wow that's okay.” Anya started laughing but Lexa didn't find it funny at all. “That pickup line is so bad but funny as hell. So next!”
TheCommander[11:07PM] : Hey there, what's up?
TongueMaster87[11:08PM]: Not much. What about you?
TheCommander[11:09PM] : Nothing interesting. I'm really bored right now.
TongueMaster87[11:09PM]: Hmm I could tell you some jokes if you want.
TheCommander[11:10PM]: Sure thing.
TongueMaster87[11:10PM] : Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long.
TheCommander[11:10PM]: Huh? I got a lot of time to kill. So come on tell me.
TongueMaster87[11:11PM]: No that was the joke. My dick. Too long. Get it?
TheCommander[11:12PM]: Uhh funny. Wanna hear some joke as well?
TongueMaster87[11:13PM]: Shoot!
TheCommander[11:13PM]: Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it.
TongueMaster87 left the chat room.
Anya couldn’t hold back her laughter anymore. She nearly cried. Lexa, on the other hand was upset.
“Sorry, I mean I haven’t seen you this down since that Cos guy turned out to be a 50 year-old Costia. Way to get catfished sis. Told you something was off with that online relationship of yours,” said Anya honestly.
“Could we please not talk about that again? I get it. Maybe Titus is right. Love is weakness. Every time I like someone it turns into a disaster.” Lexa’s eyes welled up, clearly feeling down. She rested her head on her sister's shoulder. “Maybe I'm just bad at this whole dating thing. It's probably best for all of us if I just stay alone,” she added.
Anya put her arms around her sister. She’ll never be able to understand why someone would hurt her baby sister. To her, Lexa was so damn cute, even if she could be a bit bossy. Okay, let's be honest. Lexa can be very bossy. But someone has to when things don't work according to plan. Not to mention how gorgeous Lexa is. She has the most beautiful green eyes and long curvy brown hair. Her whole body is toned from head to toe. All in all top notch dating material. If Lexa didn’t happen to be her little sister she wouldn't think twice to date her herself. If Lexa would admit that she may or may not be a tiny bit gay.
“Well... I know you don't have a lot of luck with relationships, but I'm pretty sure that you’ll find the right person for you. No one should have to be alone.” Interrupted Lincoln who happened to be their foster brother. Both sisters frowned at his words.
“As much as I would love to punch you for that loving bullshit bro you might have a point. I mean if even my bitch boss Nia can find someone we should be able to as well.” Anya turned to Lexa, “At least you. Since your cute and all, you know?”
“What? Nia’s awful. How could someone possibly want to spend time with her?” said Lexa and shot Anya an angry look at the word 'cute'.
“Dunno sis. That's why Lincoln may be right. At least try to find someone. Stop thinking about this 'Love is weakness' bullshit from grumpy Titus. He's just sad that no one can stand him.”
“So let's find you girls a special someone,” Lincoln told them happily.
“Bro you know that I have more than enough friends with benefits. If I want a relationship I’ll get one. Just worry about our little commander here,” said Anya while ruffling through Lexa’s hair.
“Do you even have a relationship yourself Linc?” Lexa wanted to know.
“No, but there is someone I like so let's do it.” Lincoln stood up to get Lexas Laptop.
“Online dating? Really? Again? Didn't you notice how well that’s worked so far?” Lexa nearly whined. She wasn't ready to talk with some guy again. They’re all the same anyway.
“Well yes but it’s not the same.” Lincoln grinned. Actually grinned. Never a good sign.
“Fuck Lincoln that's a fucking awesome idea. It's about time for that.” Anya grinned now as well.
“What are you two doing? Give me my Laptop back!” Lexa snatched her laptop back only to see that they already made her a new account on a new dating website. What Lexa didn't expect was that it was a dating site for gays. Gays. Lexa. Gay. No way. “What? Why did you do that? I'm not gay!” Lexa became angry.
“Just because you won't admit it doesn't mean you're not. Girls can be so much fun Lex. And they are definitely better kissers as well.” Anya interrupted Lexa’s outburst.
“Wait, what?” both Lincoln and Lexa turned to Anya. They clearly never heard of Anya with women before.
“What? Don't be so uptight. It was fun. You should try it” Anya answered calmly.
“Well, I didn't expect that but never mind. See Lexa. Nothing bad. I mean you do sports... have abs... you are the perfect lesbian. The women will love you!”
“Are you two serious? I'm not-” a little sound from the laptop stopped Lexa.
“See the first woman wants to write with you. Let's go, Anya.” Lincoln and Anya stood up. “And Lexa. Write back! Try it. If every single man turned out to be an idiot try the other way. We just want you to be happy.”
“But I'm just not gay. It wouldn't be fair to give some girls hope.”
“Seriously? The way you look at girls butts and boobs doesn't mean anything?” asked Anya.
“Maybe I'm just jealous?”
“You’re full of shit Lex. Go write with that girl. Maybe the day will come and you’ll finally get what a huge lesbian you are.” With that Lincoln and Anya left Lexas room to go out. Both of them didn't live at home anymore, so Lexa spent most of her time alone. Her foster parents Indra and Gustus were usually away for business. Not that Lexa minded. She was never the most social person. As a foster kid, she never had a lot of friends. The only people who stuck with her all the time are Lincoln and Anya. They are her rock, her everything. So the least she could do is trust them. What could go wrong with chatting a bit? Maybe she would find a new friend in the girl. Someone to waste some time with.
TheCommander[10:10PM]: Hey :D
PrincessCupcake[10:11PM]: Hi yourself :)
TheCommander[10:11PM]: How are you?
PrincessCupcake[10:11PM]: Fine, just bored to death. You?
TheCommander[10:12PM] : I'm fine I guess. What are you doing?
PrincessCupcake[10:12PM]: You guess? Nothing much. That's why I'm so bored.
TheCommander[10:13PM]: My brother and sister get on my nerves. That's why. Oh yeah... Could have guessed. Sorry I'm not used to doing this.
PrincessCupcake[10:13PM]: Why do they? No problem. What do you mean? Chatting?
TheCommander[10:13PM]: They kinda forced me to do this. You know chatting with other girls...
PrincessCupcake[10:13PM]: But why? I'm sure you chatted with girls before.
TheCommander[10:14PM]: Because I suck at dating boys. As a matter of fact. So they forced me to try girls.
TheCommander[10:14PM] : Of course I did. But not like this. You know. Like wanting to flirt with one.
PrincessCupcake[10:15 PM]: Ohh... So I'm your experiment. Or your 'Let's get this over with and never bother me again with this shit' chat.
TheCommander[10:15PM]: WHAT?? NO!!
PrincessCupcake[10:15PM]: You deeply hurt my feelings.
TheCommander[10:15PM]: I'm sorry! I didn't mean it like that!
PrincessCupcake[10:16PM]: Chill Commander. I'm only teasing. I don't have much experience with girls either. So no worries. The reason I'm here is because I'm bored and don't want to be bothered by fucking jerks.
TheCommander[10:16PM]: Oh.
PrincessCupcake[10:16PM]: Oh?
TheCommander[10:17PM]: So... all of this is to have fun?
PrincessCupcake[10:18PM]: Doesn't seem like it’s more to you either. I just don't have time for a real relationship, you know. And since it's easier to talk to girls I just do that. But if you ask if I only play with the girls, I don’t. I'll stop before it gets too serious. Breaking someone's heart isn't what I want to do.
TheCommander[10:19PM] : Hmm.. fair enough I guess. So you have bad experience with boys. Nice to know that I'm not the only one.
PrincessCupcake[10:19PM] : You could say that. I can't go anywhere without at least one guy doing some stupid pick up line or dick jokes. Disgusting.
TheCommander[10:20PM]: …
PrincessCupcake[10:20PM]: What?
TheCommander[10:20 PM]: I would be happy if at least one tries to get me...
PrincessCupcake[10:21PM]: Oh.
TheCommander[10:21PM]: Yeah oh.
PrincessCupcake[10:21PM]: Sorry if I found a sore point.
TheCommander[10:21PM]: No it's alright. I'm already used to it.
PrincessCupcake[10:22PM]: If it makes you happy, being popular isn't fun at all. I mean nearly everyone wants you but just so they can say 'I fucked her I'm soooo cool'. I’d rather not have any relationship at all then with guys who’ll only date me to impress their friends,
TheCommander[10:23PM]: I guess you're right. Sounds like a sore point for both of us. Wanna change topics?
PrincessCupcake[10:23PM] : Yeah... I'm more for fun than being sad.
TheCommander[10:24PM]: Okay... So tell me about your stupid pick-up lines or dick jokes.
PrincessCupcake[10:24PM]: Really? You like them?
TheCommander[10:25 PM]: Of course I do!
PrincessCupcake[10:25 PM]: You are such a boy.
TheCommander[10:25PM]: …
PrincessCupcake[10:26PM]: Sore point again?
TheCommander[10:26 PM]: Kinda... yeah...
PrincessCupcake[10:26PM]: Don't worry. I like boyish girls the most <3
TheCommander[10:26PM]: What was it about the 'not serious flirting?'
PrincessCupcake[10:27PM]: Why? Did I make you blush? Aww you're so sweet. <3 <3
TheCommander[10:27PM]: Fuck you! -.-
PrincessCupcake[10:28PM]: Can't help it. Nobody else is going to. :P
TheCommander[10:28PM]: WILL YOU STOP?!?!
PrincessCupcake[10:28PM]: Aww aren't we a little shy? So cute.
TheCommander[10:29PM]: I'm not cute!
PrincessCupcake[10:29PM]: I'm sure you are
TheCommander[10:30 PM]: Am not!
PrincessCupcake[10:30PM]: You are
TheCommander[10:30PM]: NO!
PrincessCupcake[10:30PM]: YOU TOTALLY ARE! See, I can use caps lock as well. My sweet little cutie <3
TheCommander[10:31PM]: Will you shut up. Youuu.. You... Probably bad tasting Cupcake!
PrincessCupcake[10:31PM]: Wow, aren't we a creative little cutie?
PrincessCupcake[10:32PM]: And just for the record. I'm sure I taste amazing.
TheCommander[10:32PM]: Can't help it! I mean who calls themselves “Cupcake'??
TheCommander[10:33PM]: What do you mean? I'm not a cannibal. So no worries about eating you.
PrincessCupcake[10:33PM]: I didn't mean my flesh. Even if I guess that biting is quite arousing.
TheCommander[10:34PM]: What are you talking about?
PrincessCupcake[10:34PM]: Well let's change 'eat' into 'lick' and see if you can follow me now.
….
PrincessCupcake[10:37PM]: Hey? Still there?
TheCommander[10:37 PM]: Yeah.
PrincessCupcake[10:37PM]: Did I crush your world? Poor little cutie <3
TheCommander[10:37PM] : …
PrincessCupcake[10:38PM]: You know this is the first time I’ve wished I was next to the person I was chatting with.
TheCommander[10:38PM]: Why?
PrincessCupcake[10:39PM]: Just to see your bright red face.
TheCommander[10:39PM]: FUCK YOU!
PrincessCupcake[10:40PM]: I thought we already established I would later.
TheCommander[10:40 PM]: YOU!..urgh.. okay... I can play that as well!
PrincessCupcake[10:41PM]: Play what?
TheCommander[10:41PM]: Being a tease just like you!
PrincessCupcake[10:42PM]: Oh? You can? We'll see.
TheCommander[10:42PM]: Yeah, I can.
PrincessCupcake[10:43PM]: Hmm... how about some jokes for now. I don't want to make your head explode from thoughts of me <3
TheCommander[10:43PM]: Are you really that full of yourself or?
PrincessCupcake[10:44PM]: Actually I'm not. But teasing you is soooo much fun. Sorry cutie.
TheCommander[10:44PM]: Will you please stop calling me that?
PrincessCupcake[10:44PM]: Nope
TheCommander[10:45PM] : … Okay then I'll call you...
PrincessCupcake[10:45PM]: Yes?
TheCommander[10:47 PM]: … I don't know! You're the devil!
PrincessCupcake[10:47PM]: Creative again? So cute.
TheCommander[10:47PM]: -.-
PrincessCupcake[10:48PM]: Oh come on. You know I don't mean it in a bad way.
TheCommander[10:48PM]: Hmm...
PrincessCupcake[10:49PM]: But it's true you are cute. I have no idea why boys don’t want you.
TheCommander[10:49PM]: Well... they never find me 'cute'.
PrincessCupcake[10:50PM]: Then they don't know you. You really are cute. Innocent and cute.
TheCommander[10:51PM]: I'm not innocent –.-'.
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: You are. At least your head is if your body isn't anymore.
TheCommander[10:51PM]: Oh jokes! Right I wanted jokes. I’ll start! Q: What did the letter O say to Q?
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: I don't know?
TheCommander[10:51PM]: Dude, your dick is hanging out.
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM] : That's gross.
TheCommander[10:51PM]: Oh come on that's funny!
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: Nope it's not.
TheCommander[10:51PM]: Then gimme a funny joke.
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
TheCommander[10:51PM]: No idea.
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: Because the 'p' is silent.
TheCommander[10:51PM]: Nerd.
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: Hey! That was way funnier than your joke!
TheCommander[10:51PM]: Sure sure nerdy.
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: Pff, no wonder you can't get a boyfriend or girlfriend.
TheCommander[10:51PM] : What do you mean?
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: You lack smoothness.
TheCommander[10:51PM]: And you lack vitamin 'me'
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: Wow good one. Give me more.
TheCommander[10:51PM]: Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
TheCommander[10:51PM]: See! I'm smooth!
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: Awwwww told you you're cute!
TheCommander[10:51PM]: Smooth! Not cute!
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: That's fucking sweet!
TheCommander[10:51PM]: Just for my favorite nerd
PrincessCupcake[10:51 PM]: Ohh I'm already your favourite?
TheCommander[10:51PM] : ..I... I mean...
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: Yes?
TheCommander[10:51PM]: I just don't know any nerd except you. That line was supposed to be a smooth answer. Doesn't work. Again.
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: You're so adorable!
TheCommander[10:51PM]: Will you please stop?
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM] : Why? Does your head need a 'red' break again?
TheCommander[10:51PM]: ...
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM] : Okay, okay. So next one from me.
TheCommander[10:51PM]: Shoot!
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
TheCommander[10:51PM]: xD You can't even get more nerdy do you?
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: Oh come on. That's hilarious!!
TheCommander[10:51PM]: Naahhh~
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: Then tell me a better one.
TheCommander[10:51PM]: There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: Okay, you won.
TheCommander[10:51PM]: YES!! See I'm smooth! Deal with it.
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: The price of the cutest being worldwide.
TheCommander[10:51PM]: Oh come on -.-!
PrincessCupcake[10:51PM]: You know you are seriously cute. I mean I write with a lot of people here but nobody was quite like you.
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