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You knew the moment you saw your boyfriend that he was up to some mischief. Why else would he have that smug look on his face
So when he placed the gift onto your lap, you looked up at him with a questioning look on your face, a single brow cocked
"What?" He whined, using the opportunity to slide into your lap once you lifted the gift up.
Gojo wraps his arms around your shoulders, "Can't I get my loving caring amazing sexy girl something nice just cause?"
"Yeah but it's never that simple with you" you open the gift, albeit reluctantly, never knowing what to expect with Satoru
"Babycakes if you keep doubting me we'll have to break up" he lays his head against your shoulder, eyes glued onto your face for your reaction
You open the box, stunned to silence as you take in the contents of the box. Your brows raised in surprise, shock? You didn't know
All you knew was that your giant boyfriend was sitting in your lap like a baby, curled up comfortably, and his eyes were glistening with joy.
"What is this?"
"Baby it's obvious" he tsk with faux annoyance. Satoru takes out the pink paddle from the box. The handle having a heart gem embedded into it
"It's cute, like you, cutie" you roll your eyes at your boyfriend
"A paddle?"
"Baby when you get to our age you need to try fun stuff to keep the spark"
"You're twenty eight stop talking like you're frickin' 60"
The pulls a laugh from the sorcerer, he slides off your lap and onto the couch, lifting you onto him effortlessly, he places a soft kiss on your shoulder
"You wanna use it on me? Or do you want me to turn that little ass red"
"Satoru" you breathe out softly, clearly affected by his words, his touch, him
"What's it gonna be, sweets"
You smile, leaning back against your boyfriend, "I may be curious"
"Oh?" He kneads your ass, burying his face into the crook of your neck, “Tell me more, mochicakes”