You’re too sweet for me

by BloodyOranges

Summary:

A yumeship fic that's as self indulgent and angsty as I want it to be.

When Theta finally came to, they were in the white house listening to Tubbo ramble about… Schlatt? Their brows furrowed, and they opened their dry mouth to finally ask, “What about him?”

Tubbo let out an exasperated sigh, his hand coming up to pinch the bridge of his nose. He quickly flinched as he touched his healing facial burn before leveling Theta with the look he always gave them when he zoned out. The one that was tiredly resigned because this happened a bit too frequently, ever since they were both kids. “I was saying, Ponk managed to revive Schlatt before he really died. He had this makeshift defibrillator that somehow worked, and now he needs to be monitored because Ponk is cutting him off everything and he's being belligerent.”

“I'll do it.”

Chapter 1: Self Indulgent Slop

 

Hey! You’ve opened the fic and actually scrolled down to read. Awesome!

So, aside from what the tags say, what is this? Well, it’s the title of this chapter.

 

Explanation:

 

I’m Theta, a Tommy Innit Fictive who has deviated MASSIVELY from source and also selfships with Schlatt because I’m a little freak. Honestly, this is just something for me to write and maybe post. If you enjoy it, Cool! If you don’t, that’s fine too! This is going to go unbeta-ed, because I’m embarrassed to show my friends this just so I can correct mistakes.

 

I haven’t written something in over a year at this point aside from roleplays, so I’m not sure if I’ve improved or backslid in quality. Guess it's up to the people to give a verdict. 

 

Onto some world building!

 

Smps are like universes, and travel between them is used with end portals! There's a main hub world in the end where all Smps are connected. 

 

This is important. 

 

Every smp has an admin, who is the person with all the controls! They can apply rules and cheats to the SMP. For the DSMP, this is Dream. This is how some smps have life systems and some don't!

 

The End as a dimension is the space between universes. In theory, it’s possible to travel around, but if you die there you're gone. No chance at resurrection. You go to Kristen, no stopping at limbo. The Ender Dragon Exists, but she's a god just like DreamXD, Kristen, Foolish, ect. 

 

Dream is a fragment of DreamXD, but not all server's admins are fragments of gods. They can just be normal mortals who have gotten control of one of the SMPs. 

 

Ages for the main cast, the rest kind of follow the same age group.

 

Philza: Old

Technoblade: mid 30s 

Dream: Early 20s

Wilbur: Mid-late 20s

Quackity: Early 20s

Schlatt: Mid 20s

Theta: 21

Niki: Early 20s

Tubbo: 18

Fundy: (Mentally) 15

Ranboo: 19