You’re too sweet for me

by BloodyOranges

Summary:

A yumeship fic that's as self indulgent and angsty as I want it to be.

“He's what?”

 

Tubbo sighed, leaning back in his chair that once was owned by Schlatt. Speaking of Schlatt… “Ponk apparently revived him. They rigged together some defibrillator and brought him back from the brink of death. He's recovering well from it, aside from the withdrawal from Prime knows how many substances. But, he needs someone there to make sure the withdrawal won't up and kill him. Except nobody wants to watch over the dictator who made our lives hell.”

 

Theta leaned forward in the armchair that sat in front of the president's desk. Schlatt… was a shitty man. He had done some really horrible things, but the man was out of his mind on alcohol and drugs. It didn't excuse it, but people were… different when on substances. Maybe he wasn't a half bad guy, after all it was Theta who invited him here.

 

“I'll do it.”

Chapter 1: Self Indulgent Slop

 

Hey! You’ve opened the fic and actually scrolled down to read. Awesome!

So, aside from what the tags say, what is this? Well, it’s the title of this chapter.

 

Explanation:

 

I’m Theta, a Tommy Innit Fictive who has deviated MASSIVELY from source and also selfships with Schlatt because I’m a little freak. Honestly, this is just something for me to write and maybe post. If you enjoy it, Cool! If you don’t, that’s fine too! This is going to go unbeta-ed, because I’m embarrassed to show my friends this just so I can correct mistakes.

 

I haven’t written something in over a year at this point aside from roleplays, so I’m not sure if I’ve improved or backslid in quality. Guess it's up to the people to give a verdict. 

 

Onto some world building!

 

Smps are like universes, and travel between them is used with end portals! There's a main hub world in the end where all Smps are connected. 

 

This is important. 

 

Every smp has an admin, who is the person with all the controls! They can apply rules and cheats to the SMP. For the DSMP, this is Dream. This is how some smps have life systems and some don't!

 

The End as a dimension is the space between universes. In theory, it’s possible to travel around, but if you die there you're gone. No chance at resurrection. You go to Kristen, no stopping at limbo. The Ender Dragon Exists, but she's a god just like DreamXD, Kristen, Foolish, ect. 

 

Dream is a fragment of DreamXD, but not all server's admins are fragments of gods. They can just be normal mortals who have gotten control of one of the SMPs. 

 

Ages for the main cast, the rest kind of follow the same age group.

 

Philza: Old

Technoblade: mid 30s 

Dream: Early 20s

Wilbur: Mid-late 20s

Quackity: Early 20s

Schlatt: Mid 20s

Theta: 21

Niki: Early 20s

Tubbo: 18

Fundy: (Mentally) 15

Ranboo: 19