Work Text:
HS Boys GC
10th January
Action Man: um are you watching Heated Rivalry?!?
Jason: Girl where have you been.
Action Man: It just came out?!
Depressed in Denmark: Kit i literally messaged you about this on boxing day. JFC they are so hot. I had to get a VPN so i could watch it. Also who changed my chat name this time?
Piano Man: mwahaha
Action Man: oh sorry. digital detox over xmas!
Piano Man: you're so fucking L.A.
Jason: why are you depressed?
Action Man: I'm only on episode 3.
Jason: Episode 4 has like the reverse hell version of clearest blue.
Piano Man: 😆
Action Man: ?
Depressed in Denmark: I'm not depressed! Just shooting a film here!
Jason: oooooooooooo
Piano Man: ooooooooh! 💅
🤣2
Depressed in Denmark: fuck off.
😜1
Jason: careful, don't want joe joe rage quitting the conversation.
Piano Man: again
🤣2 😡1
Depressed in Denmark changed their name to Employed in Denmark
Jason: Ouch
Action Man: Joe have you met Andrew Scott yet
Piano Man: according to Connor Storrie he works out at Equinox.
Action Man: Connor Storrie?
Jason: Ilya.
Piano Man: No, Andrew Scott.
Piano Man: i mean yes, At least he used to.
Piano Man: both of them. Connor Storrie saw Andrew Scott there. Can you imagine.
Action Man: Oh my god, really?
Jason: Yeah I think that gym is going to be full of tourists from now on.
Action Man: Hmm. I'm not a member of Equinox... Looks like there's about 15 clubs in LA :-(
Piano Man: How disappointing for you…
Employed in Denmark: in answer to your question, not to talk to yet. I mean he is here. He's the lead. I've seen your mum here though.
😭3
Piano Man: Collie?!
Action Man: I'm emancipated 💩 she left me home alone for three years.
😅3
Employed in Denmark: she gave me a hug and i was like, it's not too late, we can call Alice and she can put in a voicemail or something. Luckily her runner dragged her away.
🤣2😬1
Action Man: Okay I'm watching episode 4.
Jason: yes live react.
❤️3
Action Man: kind of incredible they learned to skate. Ooh glasses.
Jason: 🤓
Action Man: Ugh shooting adverts. Relatable. Weird his mum is touching him.
Action Man: Oh they made up?
Action Man: Holy shit. This is putting our season 2 kissing montage to shame.
😂3
Jason: Yeah we might have got season 4 if it had been like that.
😏2
Action Man: Oooh nipples.
Employed in Denmark: I swear to god that montage gave me arm envy
Action Man: Bisexual Ilya 😍
Piano Man: *Both? Both.*
Piano Man: on a scale of one to ten how much do you want to be ilya right now?
Action Man: no comment. Ooh, Topless glasses 🫠
Jason: Lot of nipples.
Employed in Denmark: honestly can't imagine doing that many sex scenes. Really brave.
Piano Man: i don't think it's anything to worry about. Not a lot of sex scenes in corrie.
Employed in Denmark: hey, that's regular money 🤑 #soapworkiswork✊️
Action Man: ooh they won the cup. Lot of shoots. Shane on his hustle. Ooh. Montreal meet up 😍
Piano Man: wait for it
Action Man: oh, who is this again?
Jason: best friend Hayden and his eerie ghost children.
Piano Man: did you read the books?
Jason: no?
Piano Man: not you. Everyone knows you're illiterate.
Employed in Denmark: i did. Lot of downtime on set. Kindle unlimited.
Piano Man: so youre deep in your hockey smut era?
Employed in Denmark: and fairy smut, and monster smut…
👿1👽1🧚♂️1
Piano Man: and Daddy smut…
😉1
Action Man: Shane talking about hayden getting him pregnant. Oh no. Imagine the fan fic.
🤣1
Employed in Denmark: no need, they're already feral. So much omegaverse. So much mpreg.
Action Man: 😱
Jason: you love it.
Action Man: okay Svetlana is hot.
Piano Man: Agreed
Action Man: Okay ilya is hot. 🥵
Action Man: Jesus. These actors are something else. I think i saw stretch marks.
🥳1🤯1
Action Man: Oh my god. He wants him to stay. Smooth operator
❤️1
Action Man: Oh my god ilya 😍
Action Man: Oh is it the morning. Did he stay the night?
Action Man: Why are they eating tuna melts and drinking pop for breakfast.
Jason: I think they just had a nap.
Action Man: That was not clear.
Action Man: Damn I could have played ilya
Piano Man: You're too short.
Action Man: Oh what's going on with his dad?
👀
Action Man: The performances in this are so subtle. Could so easily have been charicature.
❤️2
Jason: So… Still think you could play ilya?
Action Man: Yeah okay I'm not ready to have a 4 minute handjob scene on camera
Action Man: Did he just actually spit
🤣3
Action Man: First names! 😍
Employed in Demark: Wait for it…
Action Man: What? Noooooo. Ooof gutted. No, shane! Ilya noooo.
Employed in Denmark: dropping feels into the situationship. Ooof
💔2
Action Man: Too white 😅
Piano Man: Ngl did a spit take on that.
Action Man: Moody Shane.
Action Man: Shane's mum is hot.
🤪1
Action Man: X Squad movie? Ooh is the barman flirting?
Jason: Baby's first flirting.
Piano Man: followed my almost immediate autistic nope out
Action Man: I don't understand what's happening. Who's this girl?
Employed In Denmark: Look at the screen not your phone! Rose Landry. she's meant to be Jennifer Lawrence.
Action Man: Oh he's getting with Rose?
Piano Man: Tism rizz💫
Action Man: Oh no Ilya 💔
Action Man: Jeez those are not flattering photos of her.
👆1 😬2
Action Man: This is so awkward
Jason: Hold that thought.
Action Man: That dress is holding on for dear life.
Jason: in 3,2,1
Action Man: Ohhhh *that's* what you meant. Fuck. Reverse hell version.
Jason: Oh it gets worse.
Piano Man: #bisexual lighting.
Action Man: Um, hello Rose’s friend you're very close.
Piano Man: #strobe warning.
Jason: i think we lost kit
Piano Man: Probably having a crisis over ilya and incredibly hot blonde girl.
😜2
Employed in Denmark: That's an incredible scene though. I rewatched it a few times.
Piano Man: Those actors are fearless. Jerking off in the shower? Orgasm direct to camera?!
👆3
Action Man: 😭I have many feelings.😭
Piano Man: we hear you buddy. We hear you.
***
Private messages: Kit Connor, Joe Locke.
11th January 2026
Kit: im never leaving the cottage 😭
Joe: and good morning to you too kiterina… how was it?
Kit: i think I've got heated rivalry syndrome.
Joe: karma’s a bitch
Kit: i think we should try to meet them.
Joe: ….
Kit: do you reckon if we message Edvin, we can invent a male leads in iconic queer romances society to invite hudson and connor to?
Joe: What are we calling it “secret society of actors playing brown haired gays and blond bi’s in live action yaoi?”
Kit: if anyone asks weve been meeting up for years. Omar would be in too i reckon.
😆1
Kit: might need to work on the name. Bit of a mouthful. Oooh we could invite Nick and Taylor too! God, that would be a fun night.
Joe: i think you've been spending too much time at Elton’s dinner parties.
Kit 😡
Joe: No way our schedules would ever align.
Kit: 😭
Joe: plus they don't fit the hair colour scheme…
***