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roomies
December 14, 2025 5:30pm
Ollie
guys…
i just realized that we sent that christmas card to more than just the grid
Gabi
what are you on about?
Ollie
so many people still think we are in a polycule
like our families
Isack
IF MY FAMILY ASKS ME ABOUT IT
IM KILLING ALL OF YOU
Kimi
damn it
i thought you had finally forgiven me
Isack
never
EVER
Gabi
so how do we solve this exactly
Ollie
hear me out
another card
a new years greeting if you will
Gabi
that says what exactly
“PSA: we are not in a polycule”
Ollie
yeah pretty much
Isack
absolutely not
that’s how we got into a situation
we are not doing that again
Ollie
well it’s not like we can just post it on instagram
Kimi
i think it’s a good idea
Gabi
me too
Ollie
well majority rules
i’ll order them tn
Isack
for fucks sake
i need new roommates
2025 f1 grid gc
December 13, 2025 7:00pm
Ollie
@oscar
why didnt you tell us about your new bf?
Oscar
wasn’t aware i had one
Kimi
according to tiktok you are dating obama
Oscar
Obama?
as in the former US president Barack Obama?
Ollie
yeah that one
Alex
damn can’t believe he’s cheating on harry like that
Kimi
huh?
isnt obama’s wife name michelle
Alex
god you kids are so uncultured
before oscbama there was hobama
aka harry styles and obama
Ollie
oh yes i saw that!!
they made some with oscar, harry, and obama
George
what have i walked into
do people seriously believe that oscar is dating obama?
Fernando
this is like me and taylor swift all over again
Alex
no george they dont actually believe
Franco
it’s a crack ship
Alex
i’m concerned you know that term franco
Oscar
so they are making these posts for what reason?
Alex
fun
they are bored without us racing
George
we haven’t even been gone a week
2025 f1 grid gc
December 19, 2025 2:00pm
Lando
GUYS
have u seen the article
George
you’re going have to more specific than that Lando
Lando
about oscar
Oscar
huh
please tell me im not dating a new US political figure
Alex
oh god lando pls dont tell him about this
let him live in ignorant bliss
Gabi
no lando tell us
im curious now
Kimi
me too
Lando
it says that this actor used oscar as inspo
for his yearning bottom eyes
Oscar
what
George
what kind of media outlet would publish such nonsense
Lewis
yeah that is completely inappropriate
Alex
calm down
its a fake article
Lando
ya
but theres a video
of the actor saying it
Link
Charles
who is this actor?
Alex
hudson williams
he’s in heated rivalry
Charles
heated rivalry??
Alex
its a show about two gay nhl players
Lando
who are FUCKING
like a lot
Ollie
lando you left out the best part
oscar your mom has seen that video
Oscar
oh god
of course she has
she’s online too much
what even are yearning bottom eyes?
Lance
they are obviously the eyes of a bottom who yearns
are you a bottom who yearns?
George
lance that is highly inappropriate
i highly doubt oscar would like to discuss his sexual preferences
and state of yearning so publicly
Fernando
here comes the fun police
Oscar
i would not describe myself as a bottom who yearns
f(1)ags
December 19, 2025 3:00pm
Lando
guys
do you thik oscar is a bottom
George
lando what in the world
i have no idea
Alex
no
Charles
no
Lando
ok good
i saw all the bottom yearning eye posts and got worried
i thought i was gonna have to learn how to top
Charles
i don’t think most people like study it
they just know how
alex as the only top here can you confirm
Alex
can confirm that you just know
also the idea of you topping anyone is hilarious lando
that man is a service top
id put money on it
George
don’t worry lando
no one can out bottom you
Lando
aww how kind of you
Lance Stroll has created a group chat
old man fuckers
December 22, 2025 7:00pm
Lance
@gabi
i know what you are
Gabi
lance wtf
Lance
don’t deny it
i know
Gabi
ugh why does fernando have to tell you everything
wait who is the other number in here
Lance
seb
Gabi
like as in sebestian vettel??
Seb
the one and only
Gabi
why are you in here
Lance
he’s like the og old man fucker
Gabi
WHAT??
what old man are you fucking
Seb
isn’t it obvious?
kimi
Lance
dont forget what happened with mark
Seb
i will be forgetting that
Gabi
ok but what is the point of this gc
Lance
to bully you
and spread the old man fucker agenda
Seb
forgive me for asking but what old man are you fucking gabi
Gabi
im not fucking any old men…
yet
Lance
he’s disgustingly in love with nico
Seb
ahh a classic f1 love story
in love with your older teammate
tale as old as time
Lance
don’t worry gabi
with our help you’ll be fucking that old man in no time
2025 f1 grid gc
December 22, 2025 7:00pm
George
since the 2025 season has ended i’m adding arvid
a friendly reminder that he is 18
so please keep your yearning bottom talk out of the chat
George Russel has added Arvid Lindblad
George
welcome to the grid groupchat arvid!
Arvid
omg hi guys
George
this chat is intended for serious discussions throughout the season
Lando
don’t listen to him
we be having fun in here and he hates it
George Russel has changed the group name to “2026 f1 grid gc”
roomies
December 23, 2025 1:00pm
Kimi
so @isack @gabi
how are your blondes?
Isack
great question
i wouldn’t know
he hasn’t texted me all week
Gabi
haha get wrecked
nico’s been texting me all week
Isack
gross
i don’t even want to know what you two talk about
Ollie
@isack don’t overthink it
it’s break he’s probably spending time with his family
Isack
maybe
or he secretly hated me the whole time
and now that we aren’t teammates he’ll never talk to me again
and fall madly in love with arvid
Kimi
i think that might be a tad bit dramatic
@gabi are you guys like dating now?
Gabi
noo :(
i want to be
but like what if he doesn’t want anything serious with me
and this is just for fun
plus i dont even know how i would ask him to be official
Ollie
kimi and i just kinda fake flirted our way into a confession so idk either
Kimi
i’ll ask george what he did
brb
2026 f1 grid gc
December 23, 2025 1:20pm
Kimi
george
how did you ask alex out?
Gabi
kimi this is the main gc
Kimi
SHIT
I’M SO SORRY GUYS
OH MY GOD DID I JUST OUT YOU
IM SO STUPID IM SORRY
George
calm down kimi it’s alright
everyone already knows
Alex
yeah we are all gay here
well not everyone but like most of us
Kimi
really?
who else is gay?
Lando
i am!!
Charles
me too
not as gay as lando tho
no one is
Lando
i actaully take that as a compliment
you should all aspire to be as gay as me
Este
i’m gay too
Max
me too
Lewis
so am i
nico r and i are together
Isack
BROCEDES IS REAL?????
Lewis
it is
Valterri
it almost wasn’t
luckily for them we were all too invested to let them breakup
Lance
fernando and i are also together
Lando
GUYS WAIT ARE WE GONNA BRUSH PAST MAX SAYING HE’S GAY
@max WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US
wait you have a kid how are you gay
Alex
yeah wtf max you can’t just drop this on us
Max
lando did you forget bisexuals exist?
Lando
i thought only williams drivers were allowed to do that
Max
what did you guys think was going on with me and daniel?
Charles
wait you and daniel were a thing??
you arent still right?
Max
back when we were teammates
not anymore
too busy taking care of lily to date
Charles
oh ok
cool
Alex
i’m also bisexual
Carlos
me too
wasn’t until i signed my williams contract
Liam
me too
Pierre
yeah it’s also part of the torro rosso/vcarb contract
im bi as well
Isack
true
i’m bi and ace
Valterri
i dont believe in labels
i simply am
Kimi
ok wow you weren’t lying almost everyone is gay
that’s so cool tho
wait george you never answered my question about how you asked out alex
George
oh
you know i dont remember
Alex
a powerpoint
he asked me out with a powerpoint presentation
Ollie
NO WAY
Kimi
LMAO
thats worse than ollie and i
Alex
i cant wait for my powerpoint proposal