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No Amount Of Coffee Jelly Can Fix This { REVAMP }

Summary:

Saiki Kusuo's Quest to be normal was not how he expected, though now he does have a new enemy, a quirk user named Koda...

Bugs...

OR

Saiki ends up at UA and almost manages to pass the entrance exam normally until a quirk
user named Koda uses bugs with his quirk, which accidentally activates his other powers.

 

For People Who Read This Pre 4/15/26
There used to be romance tags I took them off because I cant write romance and it was irrelevant to the story anyway so no ShinDeku or BakuDeku unfortunately the only reason IzuOcha is still there is because of canon scenes in the actual show sorry guys!!

OR OR

I got bored and sent saiki to mha but with entomophobia

Notes:

Sooo this is just an introduction to the revamp I think its alot better than the old version and no it isnt long

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Introductionuctionuctionuction....

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AU BACKSTORY

You can just skip this by going to where the dashes are if its boring to read

Everyone from the saikiverse still exists and might make an appearance if I feel like it. Main TDLOSK characters you'll see are Toritsuka, Aiura, and Saiki + Family.

Izuku’s quirk is pyrokinesis.

“B-b-b-b-b-but w-w-w-why? O-o-o-o-ne f-for a-a-all w-was his quirk?”

Idk, to be honest, I mostly just felt like it. I feel like in the show, Izuku would've been better off quirkless. I feel like they never did anything about all the quirkist stuff happening, which is really odd considering that was the grunt of Izuku’s character…

BUT I might make a backstory

He awakened his power late, obviously, and this was in 2nd grade when Bakugou tried to show off to him, and, when izuku tried to touch it he redirected the blast. Bakugou was impressed and realized that he could be even stronger working with Izuku because he could make sure his blasts always hit his targets or something like that yk like HEAVY encouragement because it would benefit him but also because izuku was his closest friend. the only thing i DONT like about BakuDeku was the bullying, so I'm gonna make this more of taunting rather than telling him to kill himself and being one of the most quirkist people on earth because I quite literally hate Bakugou and all that he stands for…

But he isn't a bad character, which I can acknowledge, so that's why I’m fixing him in this, he’ll be the same, just more kind to my boy Izuku

So overall, it’s just that TDLOSK takes place in another universe.

No PK academy though…

New powers for Aiura, Toritsuka, and Akechi

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Saiki smiled with delight, the sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and he could punch the wall without his powers turning his house into dust. Best of all it was quiet he couldnt hear the thoughts of anyone.

Saiki finally got what he wanted

This could be the end of his struggles forever

What could’ve granted such a plea-

“KUU WAKE UP!! YOU HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL!”

Right.

Meet Saiki Kusuo

How do you do these introduction things again..?

Oh right!

This is Saiki Kusuo. His birthday is August 16th. His favorite colors are pink and green. His favorite food is coffee jelly. His hobbies are playing old video games, watching mystery shows, and befriending people he couldn't be bothered to tolerate.

“Whats your quirk?”

For the average person this question could be quickly answered the most popular being

Useless quirk that turns your head into a spray bottle
Semi Useful Quirk that was given to someone useless
Attack Based
Mind Based
Transformation Based and the ULTRA RARE "affets other quirks type"(OFA, AFO, Aizawa, etc.) ABCD-XYZ you get the point

Unfortunately one option was missed, All of the above

“WOAHHH THATS SO COOL YOU MUST BE SUPER STRONG AND RICH AND HAPPY AND JOYFUL AND–”

The average answer after today’s survey.

Well unbeknownst to you all Saiki has but one wish in this life. To be painfully average.

Leveling cities by sneezing isnt average so he has to pick a quirk to use ONE quirk.

So after careful consideration and a series of “https://online.spinner.wheel.net” “https://if.i.had.another.quirk.what.would.it.be.?.buzz_feed_quizzes.com”

He’s decided on telekinesis as his power.